Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban

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This is a humorous alternate retelling of American History set in a world called Vinland. Mixing fairy tales, pop culture, and fantasy tropes into a fun romp through a strangely familiar world, the first book describes Johnny Appleseed's visit to the Tusc

G.K.R. Lindenberg


    • Apr 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 13m AVG DURATION
    • 44 EPISODES


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    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 1: A Long-Expected Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 9:24


    The opening scene presents Johnny Appleseed on his visit to preach Christ to the Tuscoraura elves. His gifts of appleseeds, blackflame, and the Bible stir up quite a commotion.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 7, Scene 1: All Together Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 10:37


    In the epilogue, we see how God is able to bring about a greater good from even the greatest of evils. The heroes prepare themselves to face the future armed with an unprecedented solidarity with and love for all the different races and peoples of Vinland.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 7: Fallout

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 8:16


    Although the mystery antagonist has been defeated, Shentalpee City is about to collapse. A very unlikely hero steps forward to save the day with an extreme sports solution.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 6: Ghoul Busters

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 11:27


    Armed with the right theology, the heroes fight back against the evils that assail them and bring about a great victory, but not without a great sacrifice.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 5: The Battle of the Four Armies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 8:08


    This is where our heroes get all confused and are at a loss what to do before such powerful evil. Of all the peoples of middle earth, it is a legalistic dwarf who brings peace to their troubled minds.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 4: A Song and a Dance for the Lord

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 7:54


    The real villain behind the scenes steps out of the shadows, confident that evil will win in the end.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 3: Three isn't Company

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 4:35


    Enganyon's web of lies unravels and leads to the destruction of Shentalpee City.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 2: Fudging the Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 10:28


    The greatest courage is facing the truth.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 6, Scene 1: Return of the Vampire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 12:02


    Not with derring do nor with swift swords but with love are great evils conquered overwhelmingly.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 7: Precious Goods

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 5:20


    Just as all seems lost, Johnny Appleseed comes up with a plan.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 6: Seabiscuits

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 14:45


    Just at her moment of triumph, Florenz receives orders from the Heresiarch that will ruin everything.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 5: A String Quartet

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 9:08


    The last surviving High Inquisitor orders the Crusaders to burn Shentalpee City to ashes.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 4: Holy War Mania

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 3:06


    "You know this is fake, right?" Faking their way through the holy war, Benjamin Frankelyn and Florenz save the day.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 3: The Vandsee Conference

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 3:04


    Florenz engineers a solution to rid the world of Crusaders once and for all.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 2: The Odyssey Policy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 11:15


    History repeats itself and so does epic literature. Amhirst finds himself sulking like Achilles and Benjamin Frankelyn aspires to be his Odysseus.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 5, Scene 1: Monstrous Mash

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 14:19


    The Inquisition brings the Crusaders to Tuscoraura Mountain to fight heresy. They fight themselves struggling with entirely different demons than the ones they expected.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 7: The Grand Detour

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 20:07


    Dungaree Jeanne has run out of options. Some very unusual allies come to her aid, whether she wants them to or not.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 6: The Democratic Big Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 10:35


    Democracy allows the voice of the people to keep the powerful in check, but sometimes democracy has a mind of its own.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 5: Cleanup Hitter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 7:31


    This is what it looks like when cleaning up a situation makes a bigger mess than anyone could have imagined.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 4: Bend it Like a Buttercup

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 8:59


    Florenz has had a crash course in growing up and she's about to crash just about everything else.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 3: The Return of the Martinet of War

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 11:45


    A new age dawns on Tuscoraura Mountain. Nobody is sure if that's a good thing.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 2: War Never Changes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 39:24


    Benjamin Frankelyn's brilliant plan runs into a hitch. Sacagawea steps in to solve their problem, but at a price they're not so sure they can afford.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 4, Scene 1: Meet the Heresiarch's Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 11:20


    Armed with the Sword of Layban at last, Goldilocks stumbles deeper into darkness than its black flame.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 7: Dear Lynx

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 20:14


    In this overly dramatic finale for Act 3, Lynx and Zena reach their wildest dreams but find them shrouded in intrigue and betrayal.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 6: Handcrank Redemption

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 16:41


    Goldilocks needs to aquire seven habits if she's going to be successful in her quest for the Sword of Layban.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 5: Lynx to the Rescue

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 10:08


    It's Christmans in April for the Tuscoraura elves, but Florenz gets handed a surprise that rocks her world.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 4: Quest: Impossible

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 17:51


    Benjamin Frankelyn's team pulls of the heist of the century - sort of...

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 3: The Oregan Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 10:39


    Florenz decides its time to level with the people of Shentalpee City, but finds out the Inquisition has slanted the playing field against her.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 2: The Odd Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 12:01


    Benjamin Frankelyn devises a plan to recover the Sword of Layban before Goldilocks can get her hands on it, but his crew aren't the types to stick to a plan.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 3, Scene 1: Catch an Elve by the Toe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 22:10


    Florenz knows more than she lets on but keeps quiet for now. Her father's plans for her unroll but take a surprisingly scary turn.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 7: A Long Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 14:59


    If miracles grew on trees...boom! The whole cast of characters collide in one tremendous finale to Act 2.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 6: Blasphemous Rhapsody

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 8:10


    Brother Umbert can't bring himself to go along with the goblins' pagan sacrifice ritual so the goblins decide he must die. Only a miracle can save him now!

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 5: Winning One for the Gipper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 15:32


    Hare Gipper, as the elves call Mister Lynx, visits with Johnny Appleseed, who takes a shine to him and tries to give him sound advice. When that fails, he helps Lynx find what his heart desires most - deep trouble.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 4: Poor Richard's Comeback

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 32:20


    The baron of Amhirst reconciles with the people of Ithica - and gains a valuable new ally.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 3: Genesis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 12:13


    The Inquisitor saves the rangers' lives through a very bizarre round of negotiations.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 2: The Great Raspberry

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 22:47


    Zena is sent to invite the only Aenglish speaking wood elf on Tuscoraura Mountain to visit with Johnny Appleseed, but this young elf is busy planning her heartbreak.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 2, Scene 1: Woolly Monastics

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 16:41


    The Inquisitor is hot on the trail of Johnny Appleseed but the trail gets too hot for tender feet.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 7: Mere Magiculture

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 20:01


    Back on Tuscoraura Mountain, Johnny Appleseed experiences the magic - and the intrigue - of high elf society.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 6: The Scarlet and the White

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 18:18


    The baron of Amhirst finds himself in desperate straits, but he brokers a deal to save his neck that might also alter the fate of Vinland.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 5: Florenz's Nightingale

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 14:53


    With the increasing number of wendigoes lurking the forests around Tuscoraura Mountain, the goblin tribes have turned to human sacrifice rituals to obtain protection from their god, Poodoo. Florenz feels compelled to rescue the captives.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 4: Petals on a Wet, Black Brow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 20:00


    The baron of Amhirst's army lands in the Port of Ithica but receives a frigid welcome.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 3: The Producer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 8:28


    Johnny Appleseed delivers his sermon, winning some friends and making some enemies.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 2: The Lake Woebegone Effect

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 11:40


    In this scene we meet the baron of Amhirst, after his recent conquest of Montroyal, and get a glimpse of his ambitions for Vinland.

    Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban - Act 1, Scene 1: A Long-Expected Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 9:24


    Once upon a time, the fire elves of Tuscoraura Mountain invited the famous Christian druid Johnny Appleseed to deliver the opening speech for their extravagant New Year's Eve party to welcome in the year 1284. On a mission to end the hunger and bloodshed plaguing Vinland, Appleseed freely offers the elves the good spell of the Lord Jesus, the apple seed, and the secret to blackflame. But something is rotten in Vinland! Fearing the blackflame's potential as a weapon of mass destruction, the Inquisition launches a manhunt to haul in this ragamuffin preacher before his gifts fall into the wrong hands. With undead wendigos plaguing the forests around Tuscoraura Mountain, Gog, the war chief of the Magog goblins turns to human sacrifices in hopes that the goblin gods will protect them from the rampaging wendigos. Johnny Appleseed begins to suspect that the fire elves' umpire-in-chief, Kibbler Earnestson, might have dirty hands in all this. But Kibbler's daughter, Florenz, has a plan to make it right with the songs of nightingales until her father demands that she find for him the blackflaming Sword of Layban. Her heart is heavy and unsure whether or not she can trust her rich, charming, and cowardly boyfriend, Enganyon, with her secret as she sets out on epic adventures in this humorous alternate history of how medieval Vinland came to be modern Amerika.

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