Gambling Degenerates Podcast

It's a late episode because the producer of this podcast is now an old man (over 30) and marked Dan's email as read while he was in bed at 10pm. But, after a week off, the GDBoys are back and ready to get into form as real football weather hits us. Get listening now because the Mike McCarthy Thanksgiving Feast of Winners is coming.

Well, well, well... we're halfway through the NFL season and Keefe is cowering away from the show after his first rough stretch. Bob and Joe take over this week to deliver the picks. Producer's Picks Note: My Hockey Picks have actually been pretty good. Hurricanes ML (+110) against the Panthers Saturday Bruins ML (+110) against the Leafs Saturday Vegas GK -1.5 (+230) against the Habs Saturday

By the way, the Cowboys line is now Dallas +2.5. I think you just hammer that now, hope Dak plays through it, and if not, you know, fuck it, it's only the Vikings. Is Pizza Boy Ben DiNucci starting? He can beat Cousins. Whoever it is, I'd just go in on that while its there. Producer's Picks are cancelled until I prove I can hit a bet. Luckily Bob has taken the heat this year. Could do worse than that Red Wings +150 ML on Friday though. Just saying. That and Canes -1.5 at +140. Just saying. If I had picks to give as a Producer, those could in theory be them. Have a good week we're gonna get some winners to you here.

PRODUCER'S PICKS (DO NOT FADE) Cincinnati Bearcats -28 @ Navy OVER 8.5 Runs Red Sox / Astros Game 6 UNDER 50.5 Lions/Rams

The Lads are back with their week one picks after a rollicking 35-24 2020 Mortals Record last year. On the premiere episode of 2021, we have four mortal winners, a SNF and MNF Consensus, and Keefe immediately betraying his New England roots and declaring loyalty to Brian Flores.

It's the final episode of the 2020 NFL Season. The Gambling Degenerates, who we 59% on Mortals for the season, let it ride on the biggest game of the year. Brady. Mahomes. Points. The pod has boots on the ground in Tampa to get all the info you need to lock in your picks.

NFL Conference Championship Weekend. Winning time. All four guys come with their Winners after a successful Divisional Round weekend.

After a bitter wildcard weekend, the dynamic of the pod has shifted - Keefe is winning his over/unders, Dan is losing his spread pickw, Bob is betting unders, and Joe is hitting the wine. This week the lads strike back with four mortals for the divisional round, including the boldest mortal ever taken on the pod.

After a brief break, the degenerates are back with their playoff mortals (58.2% in the regular season) and picks for all six games on the Wild Card Weekend slate.

It's an emergency Brian Keefe/Producer Mike episode, as the audio for the original episode was bizarrely corrupted, with Dan traveling through time like Bran Stark on the track. Fear not, Brian brings all the Mortal Locks (up to 57% on the year) and Primetime Picks to load up on for week fifteen. I make my debut on the pod, risking my reputation with my own Mortal Lock of the week.

Week 14 is here and we are hitting the final stretch for the NFL Season Dan: 8-5 Mortals Brian: 7-7 Mortals (1-0 on Doubles) Bob: 10-6 Mortals (2-1 on Doubles) Joe: 4-4 Mortals The Primetime Picks might be below 50% but I rode the Buffalo call last week and made resurrected the bankroll.

Disarray! Dan is recording late! Bob is getting his picks jinxed! Keefe is locking in his first Over/Under Mortal! Joe is sending in a New York Jets over from the furniture store! Producer Mike is doing a shoddy editing job because he's stuck writing a term paper about Belgium this weekend! Chaos has swept the pod in week 13, but the Mortals record has improved to a very solid 27-20 on the year thanks to Brian's Brian Flores Double Lock last week. Can the guys keep the >55% Mortal record thru Week 17? Winners lie within.

This week in a quickly turned around episode of The Gambling Degenerates, the lads are bouncing back with their expert picks for the Thanksgiving Day games, as well as their mortal locks for week 12 of the NFL slate. Bullying Mike McCarthy! Double Mortal Locks! Hey look at that, literally as I'm putting this episode up, the NFL moved the Ravens-Steelers game to Sunday! Don't die or kill any of your relatives out there this week everyone!

Dan, Brian, and Bob look to keep up the mortal lock momentum (22-16 on the year) with two locks and the pod's third DOUBLE mortal of the year. Dan struggles to remember what day games are played on, Brian reckons with his dismal .200 record on over/unders this year, and Bob is addicted to big spreads. Time to get that bankroll up in time for the Thanksgiving games.

It was a rough week for the Pod. The Lads got absolutely smoked on MNF and the rest of the week was merely .500. Nevertheless, the pod fights on this week, taking THREE separate Mortal Lock OVERS, trashing the New England Patriots and Kirk Cousins, and avoiding doxxing themselves incase these picks go horribly wrong again. Pod is still hitting Mortal Locks and Against The Spread picks well above 52.4%, keep the faith.

Dan forgot to check the weather. Keefe is sad about the Pats. Bob and Joe are also here, but the producer cant remember anything because he's only slept 8 hours since Tuesday morning because he's the type of psycho who follows elections way too closely. It doesn't matter. We as a nation need to heal... and the way we're going to do that is with more WINNERS, which this pod is still producing at a 53.44% clip and a 56.67% clip for MORTALS. So ride the Pod. Hammer the picks. It'll work.

This week on the podcast edited by the guy who always writes the wrong host names here, Joe is fresh off a Mortal win, but the rest of the lads are recovering from the pod's first losing week. No matter, the pod is here to Build Back Better for week eight and get back on the winning ways. Three of NFC East teams in prime time this week! Does it get any better than that? Who is to say. The pod is 57.7% on Mortals and 55% overall... it's free money, unless Cody Parkey gets involved.

Full House of Degenerates this week! Dan makes his glorious return to the Pod, confounded everyone with his mortal this week, and I offer the lads an apology for ruining last week's parlay by getting too cocky online. There's also a SNF segment that is no longer the SNF game, because the entire Raiders offensive line got put on the Covid list and Roger Goodell is the 2nd worst Commissioner in sports! You bet with the Degenerates, though, you win money - it's just that simple.

Nick Saban has Covid, Falcons/Vikings is getting cancelled, the audio quality has a bad echo, the intro got deleted - IT DOESN'T MATTER. Because this podcast has WINNERS. If you want perfect quality go to some big company pod - you want WINNERS, you listen to The Gambling Degenerates, who are a combined 47-28-6 on the year and 66% on Mortals. IT'S FREE MONEY!!!

Week 5 with Dan, Keefe, and Bob. The Pod is 36-23-6 on the year now, with a 28-14 record Against the Spread! The producer is happy and winning money, but will it all fall apart this week? Listen now to hear Brian Keefe's insights into the city of Cleveland, Bob's analysis of the Jets QB situation, and Dan's thoughts on how the Houston Texans will respond the tragic firing of both Bill O'Briens.

Week 4 with Dan, Keefe, and Bob. The GDBoys are 27-17-3 on the season and look to extend their streak of winning weeks into October. They've got a solid parlay, three mortals, Sunday Night Football bets for Eagles/Niners, and early Monday Night speculation for Packers/Falcons. The ONLY podcast with a positive investment return I've ever heard of! Producer's Note: Slight echo in some of the audio this episode but nothing too bad. Also I just hit my +650 futures bet on the Tampa Bay Lightning so this better not be the week the GDBoys lose because I am reinvesting my humble new bankroll in their picks.

Week Three and the GD Boys are treading water after a mild Week Two. Full house this week - we've got Joe (6-2, Undefeated Mortals), who is making his heat check pick involving the Washington Football Team, joined by Brian (5-4), Dan (3-1), and Bob (5-1 Against the Spread, 0-5 on O/Us). The pod is 16-7 Against the Spread through two weeks and ready to bring more winners to the Fans, who all the hosts love and would never speak ill about!

The Boys are hot, bringing a 3-0 Mortals record into Week 2. Full house on the pod, a lot more winners, and some disagreement over what Cam Newton and the Pats will do in Seattle this Sunday...

Dan, Brian and Bob are back, and they're all business for the first week of the 2020 NFL season. The GD Boys are back to giving out nothing but winners, with picks for the Sunday and Monday Night games as well as their mortal locks of Week 1.

"The Big Game" -- Dan, Bob, and Joe take you through it. Will Jimmy G be able to keep up with Patrick Mahomes? Will George Kittle take home MVP honors? Will Michael Bloomberg show up on the air before Donald Trump? How long will Demi Lovato hold the last note? What jersey will Joe be wearing? All this and more in the Gambling Degenerates Super Bowl special.

Dan and Keefe welcome back professional baseball gambler Scooperman. Week 16 NFL picks and some Bowl Picks for the weekend.

Dan, Keefe and Bob have their winners for College Football Championship Week and Week 14 of NFL Sunday.

Full House as Dan, Keefe, Bob, and Joe breakdown their mortal locks in the Week 13 slate. We have Thanksgiving picks, College football winners, and big bets on the rest of the week 13 NFL action on Sunday.

Slightly late episode this week as Mike fails to get off his ass before Thursday Night Football, and the boys fail to see the Colts +4 cover coming! But Dan, Joe and Keefe have winners for rest of NFL Week 12 and the Saturday NCAA games!