Garbage Nation

LOOK AT THIS POOR STARVING CHILD AND THIS SWEET OLD NURSE. PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM! AND IF YOU CAN'T PRAY FOR THEM, PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. 1 LISTEN = 1 PRAYER. WAP (Worship and Prayers) FOR ALL! This week, we are going to dive into two sinners who we have all been conditioned to view as Saints. Mother Teresa and Mohandas Gandhi have an impressive resume in Garbage Nation. Between running a garbage clinic for dying cancer patients, and hating black folks in apartheid South Africa, how do these two even have the time of day to ride in private jets and be worshiped by the masses! We hope you enjoy our Season 1 FINALE!!Find a list of our citations and episode art at http://www.garbage-nation.com

Welcome aboard, from your Trashy Tour Guides, Adrian and Louise! Join us this week for a stroll down memory lane! Remember the good times, and the bad, from Garbage Nation Podcast, Season 1! Be sure to listen to next week! We will be releasing our Season 1 Finale! Two GARBAGE people, who have been worshiped as Saints, but we want you to remember them as trash. Find our episode art, citations, and more at www.garbage-nation.com

Louise and Adrian are deep in research for the final 2 episodes for Season 1 of Garbage Nation! We hope you enjoy this quick episode for what is to come for our closing episodes.We have a special shipment of trash coming our way and were not sure any of us are ready for this stinker!Catch us on the 10th of September for our Special Recap Episode.And on the 17th of September for pour Garbage Nation Season 1 finale!

Disproven technique. Seven days a week. Facilitated Communication make that language game weak. That's right, kids. This week we are learning about the pseudoscientific garbage that IS Facilitated Communication! This may sound like an effective, yet practical, community college course. But don't be fooled. This garbage practice has hurt so many families, but it is still being used today! Find our sources at http://www.garbage-nation.com

Breathe in. Breathe out. Rise up in Sun Salutation! Now release. Allow each vertebrae of your spine to say goodbye, moving away from each other, as your slowly move closer and closer to Hell. 105 degrees studio, sweaty pink bodies, no fans, with a wealthy predator on a throne pillow? Some might call it Hell. We call it 'Wellness'. Join us this week, as we talk about Bikram Choudhury, the Father of Bikram Yoga. Yoga has never felt so gross.

Of COURSE they are in the same Gym Class. . . They're teen royalty. If the American Higher Educational System was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover. Evil takes a human form in Sallie Mae. Now, don't be fooled. She may seem like your typical bitch-face, discriminatory, leeching faceless corporation. . . but in reality, she is SO much more than that. So Flip to chapter 13 of our Burn Book, to learn more about Sallie Mae!Find our citations at https://www.garbage-nation.com

Brigham Young was just a boy. . . standing in front of a girl. . . forcing her to love him. This is just the beginning of a romantic comedy from your nightmares! Massacres, murder, spirit babies, shit stained beds are all part of our caravan ride into the American West So please, join us this week as we examine the creepy regime fo garbage person, Brigham Young, the 2nd Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints! Find our full list of citations at https://www.garbage-nation.com

This week, we are going to get...just... just the tip of some stories...just to see how it feels. Join us, and our new friends from And the Wife Podcast, for some awkward enjoyment while we cover garbage heaps, John Leonard Orr (a firefighter, a firestarter, and a self-made author), and the prince of Coachella and glory hole Veteran, Aaron Schock! We will also get to hear a personal garbage story, staring the cast of Game of Thrones. Or should I say, Game of Swindling Family Members?Listen to and the Wife Podcast! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/and-the-wife-podcast/id1502947214Find our citations, artwork, and more! https://www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

What keeps Jeffree Stars skin so smooth? Is it vitamin E? Is it Racism? Is it both? Whatever the case, this gem had no problem making our list of garbage people. And neither did his BFF, Shane Dawson. Listen in while the King's of Youtube get dethrowned! Find our sources at www.garbage-nation.com

Give me an M! Give me a U! Give me a R! Give me a D! E! R! What's that spell?! MURDER! Channelview Texas gals take cheerleading SER-I-OUS-LY! Especially our head bitch, Wanda. And she is going to get her daughter on the cheer squad, no matter what it takes! So take off your diamond earrings, and put on your shoulder pads, and get ready for a wild ride with Wanda Holloway, the Texas Murder For Hire Mom AKA Pom Pom Mom!Find citations at https://www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

We are having a Bake Sale! Cookies are $1, cupcakes are $2.50. . . Oh? That's that you ask? Oh yes, the cost for not yielding to Biblical Law in our new Theocracy is. . . YOUR LIFE! Join us as we get to know Washington State's very own elected domestic terrorist, nervous dog look alike, AND possible future dictator of the State of Liberty, Matt Shea! CHECK OUT OUR COLLABORATION, LIVE ON 07.10.20 - 8:00pm EST: https://www.twitch.tv/dckproductionsFind our citations at: https://www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

Don't let anybody steal your dreams! Teamwork makes the dream work! If you can dream it, you can do it! Allow us to introduce you to our favorite boss babe, D.Gary Young! This evil Willy Wonka will take whatever degenerative disease you have and give you a new lease on life. Get your snorkels ready because we're taking a deep dive into nasty hot tubs filled with murdered offspring, a sea of wacky pseudo science and an ocean of unethically sourced and distributed essential oils! Find our citations on https://www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

Let us introduce you to Robert Jay Matthews and Harold Covington! These boys are as AmeriKKKan as Apple Pie! Their ideal future for the Pacific Northwest, and likely the world, is as white as a Tom Petty Concert! They will rob a bank or start a podcast in order to realize their garbage dreams - Are you ready to hear what happens when you mix inferiority complex, narcissism, and white supremacy? Buckle up! Find citations at www.garbage-nation.com/episodes

Visit Switzerland. Mountains covered in snow. Stunning fjords as far as the the eyes can see. Quaint villages cradled by rugged mountains. MASS death cults. Clouds kissing your cheeks. Are you ready for your vacation away from poor people, via a fire-y trail of death to the cosmos? Join us, and the Garbage Religious cult of. . . The Order of the Solar Templar!Find citations at http://www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

What do you love more? $80 socks, or $80 tequila? Well... we hate them both. This week, we take you to the City of Broken Dreams, Los Angeles! We will discuss the garbage stories from two celebrities who need no introduction... our fave shoplifting gal-pal, Winona Ryder, and Jesus' most dedicated disciple™, Mel Gibson!Find our citations at https://www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

SPECIAL EPISODE: We took a break this week from our usual coverage of a garbage person to discuss, as friends, the protesting happening all over our country. We at Garbage Nation stand with Black Lives Matter, and want to take this time to share some of our personal thoughts around what is happening. We will also be hearing from an expert in police brutality. . . Melania Drumpf. Dasvidaniya.NATIONAL RESOURCE LIST: #GeorgeFloydhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CjZMORRVuv-I-qo4B0YfmOTqIOa3GUS207t5iuLZmyA/mobilebasic?usp=gmail

Diazien Hossencofft checks all the boxes of someone who should be left it a landfill to rot. He conned terminally ill cancer patients, stole from a public university, severely abused (and eventually abandoned his child), and murdered his innocent wife, Girly Chew. We do NOT like him. He CANNOT sit with us. Diazien Hossencofft is a fug-a-ly slut!Find Sources at www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

A showdown of the Pats! The Satanic Panic encompassed a wide range of cultural tornadoes in the 1980s. One of which, is the crusade against the active role play game, Dungeons and Dragons. Pat Robertson, your un-dead Marriage Counselor, and Founding Mother of the Karens, Patricia Pulling, are relentless in their love for Jesus and their determination to bring down Dungeons and Dragons. Find our sources at www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes

Hellllllllllooo and Welcome to Garbage Nation! Get to know a bit about us, and then we will dive into our garbage person. . .After John Schnatter* left** the company, the pizza quality plummeted. John took with him: his short arms, his grabby hands, and his secret pizza ingredient; meat sweat. His day of reckoning*** is upon us! This bag of trash has beginning to overflow, and it is time to take it out! *Papa John** Was removed*** Possibly the CoronavirusFind our sources at www.garbage-nation.com/home/episodes