Girth N' Inches: Fantasy Football Podcast

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Commissioner Bigg Thicc brings you his abrasive sense of humor to deliver fantasy football advice and also belittle his league mates. He discusses fantasy football current events, fantasy strategy, argues with random people on the phone, and talks smack to other inferior fantasy football leagues. Come along for the ride!

Commissioner Bigg Thicc


    • Dec 31, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


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    034: LETS GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!! GIRTH QUAKE 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 44:19


    THICC VS JESSE IN THE FINALS. ALEX IN THE DRESS.LETS GET THIS BREAD!

    033: ROAD TO THE GIRTH QUAKE, WEEK 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 56:35


    Recapping week 13 events as well as week 14. Its getting scary out there.FINAL REG SEASON STANDINGS:1. THE PEOPLES CHAMPION. THICC2. BELLY BUTTON LINT3. LEMUS4. OZZY5. SEB6. NICKY7. GREG8. NICKO9. JOSH10. FRANK11. ALEX12. OH MAH GA OMAR

    032: To Kidney Stone, With Love (Bigg Thicc's Version)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2021 47:12


    Bigg Thicc is accused of not helping a lesser team make the playoffs in Infinity Stone. This is the rebuttal. 

    031: WEEK 13 RECAP. THIS ISNT THE PODCAST YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GLADSTONE. THATS EP32.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 72:57


    I am slacking these days. What do you want from me? I do this FO FREE.

    030: DELAYED LIKE THE LEAGUE MEMEBERS, WEEK 11 RECAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 62:24


    King Thicc regains his throne! Jesse left the seat all hot and sticky. Gross.WEEK 11 STANDINGS:1.         BIGG THICC2-11. WHO CARES12.      FRANK

    029: BATTLE FOR THE GIRTH!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 75:26


    The two Girth juggernauts duke it out to see who is the true #1. A preview for the Girth Quake.WEEK 10 STANDINGS:1. NOT FOR LONG MOTHER F*****2. THICC3. LEMUS4. SEB5. NICKY6. GREG7. ALEX8. OZZY9. OMAR10. JOSH11. FRANK12. NICKO

    028: TOAD NUGGET

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2021 80:42


    Swift, Bateman, and Eno are about to become league winners.WEEK 9 STANDINGS:1. JESSICA2. BIGG THICC3. LEMUS4. NICKY5. GREG6. ALEX7. OZZY8. SEB9. JOSH10. OMAR11. NICKO12. breh.

    027: Allen, if you are listening, help me out this week. Please.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 71:06


    BiggThicc back with a tan and one additional loss. IT IS WHAT IT IS.WEEK 8 STANDINGS:1. CANNED MEAT2. BIGG THICC3. NICKY4. LEMUS5. ALEX6. SEB7. GREG8. OMAR9. NICKO10. OZZY11. LOL12. FANCY BOY FRANK

    026: LEFT FOR HAWAII YOU DUCKING LOSERS. BE RIGHT BACK! (i know i wrote ducking. i have to or else i dont think this pod will be published.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 88:04


    FALL FROM GRACE. Bigg Thicc loses both Girth and FoodStamp #1 spot #sad. WEEK 6 STANDINGS:1. 2. THICC3. LEMUS4. GREG5. NICKY6. NICKO7. JOSH8. ALEX9. SEB10. OMAR11. OZZY LIVES!12. FRANK

    025:YOU SAID YOU WERE QUITTING JOSH WHY ARE YOU STILL DRIVING AROUND MICROWAVES

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 84:17


    I need to find a bar and have them name a sandwich after me, Bigg Thicc SUPREME cause I'm still the top DOG!Week 5 Standings:1. BIGG THICC2. JESSE3. NICKY4. NICKO5. LEMUS6. JOSH7. GREG8. OMAR9. SEB10. ALEX11. OMAR12. PRAY FOR ME

    024: SEB LEMME GET DEEBO BACK THANKS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021 59:25


    Yup. Still on top. COME GET ME!1. BIGG THICC2. JESSE3. NICKY4. JOSH5. NICKO6. ALEX7. OMAR8. SEB9. LEMUS10. FRANK11. GREG12. WHAT ARE WE DOING

    023: KING OF THE CASTLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 70:43


    FIRST PLACE IN GIRTH. FIRST PLACE IN FOODSTAMP.  That's it. That's the episode description.Week 3 Standings:1.  BIGG THICC2. ALEX3. JESSE4. NICKO5. NICKY6. LEMUS7. JOSH8. FRANK9. GREG10. OMAR11. SEB12. OZZY

    022: TRADER JOKES

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2021 57:26


    That first Girth L always stings the hardest. Bitter BiggThicc talks out his caboose and makes fun of Nicky for being a terrible salesman.  Current Standings:1. ALEX2. NICKO3. BIGG THICC4. JOSH5. JESSE6. FRANK7. SEB8. GREG9. NICKY10. LEMUS11. OMAR12. OZZY

    021: I AM SAM

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 60:39


    MONSTER WEEK FOR BIGG THICC AND STILL SAVORING THE SWEET TASTE OF JUSTICE ON HIS MUSTACHE. LFG!

    RETURN OF THE GIRTH: 2021 SEASON IS UPON US!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 65:36


    FOOTBALLS BACK BABY!!!! BiggThicc back on the mic talking all the smack. Welcome back boys and girls, its time to have some fun.

    019: Not Really a Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 101:57


    I  wanted to do a recap but it never happened. The final two matchups are now Jessticles vs Bromosaurus but uh it's looking like the Dynasty is over for us. Lots of drunk talk in this one. Mostly audible  ¯_(ツ)_/¯. Hoping for a more exciting finish but for now, congrats Jesse on ruining our fun.Enjoy!

    018: No Repeat This Year :(

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 42:12


    The excitement was short-lived. BiggThicc will NOT be a repeat champion thanks to the Dark Horse. Oh well. The two previous titles will have to do for now. Recap of the Week 14 events as well as what the future hold of Girth N' Inches. Take off your shoes, stick around!

    017: PLAYOFF BOUND BABY

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 57:32


    He did it. The son of a mom really did it. BiggThicc has made the playoff 4 years straight in Girth N' Inches! Come for the recap, stay for the very special Dilly of the Week segment at the end of the show.Good luck to all the playoff teams! To the losers, be better next year :)

    016: Gamblin' and Ramblin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 51:49


    Still working on the title for this segment BUT Bigg Thicc and Jessie the Bookie cashed in some Draft Kings checks last week thanks to their big brain parlay picks. In this episode, Bigg Thicc recaps the winning bets of week 12, goes over money line picks, and discusses favorable player props that can possibly get you a little extra cash for that tit job you've been begging your girlfriend to get. Best of luck in week 13! Note: all the player props mentioned in this episode are from Draft Kings. Player props may vary on other sights. 

    015: Week 12 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 54:56


    We bid farewell to teams that, you could argue, weren't even here to begin with. They failed to show up and now, their season is over. There's a recap of week 12. Bigg Thicc also plugs his new pod segment, Parlay for Pay. Celine Dion is in this one.  

    014: Parlay for Pay!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 49:10


    Bigg Thicc might have found his new hobby. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over his favorite player props for week 12 and discusses some of the bets made for this upcoming football Sunday. Listen in and hopefully, we make some money!

    013: Ham>Turkey. Week 11 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 84:20


    Big announcement by the Commissioner, recap, and all that crap on this episode! Thankful AF this year. Y'all stay safe out there. Enjoy!

    012: RETURN OF THE GIRTH

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 52:49


    Welcome back. Took a week off to handle some adult shat but we are back baby! Recap, babbling, ranting. We are back to our regular mediocre podcast!

    011: Week 8 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 49:05


    When is the season over? This has been the most painful season in recent memory for Bigg Thicc. Tune in for the pitty party, stay for the weekly recap!

    010: Week 7 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 54:23


    FINALLY. After three straight weeks of losing in the Girth, Bigg Thicc manages to get a win! Barely. Bigg Thicc discusses some trades that went down in GILFF, as well as some drama developing in the Survivor League, and of course, the weekly recap of events in Girth N' Inches.  Enjoy!

    009: Week 6 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 58:45


    What does a guy have to do to get a win in this league!? Bigg Thicc is on a roll. A losing roll. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over some NFL news, GILFF trades, and does a recap of Week 6 in Girth N' Inches.

    008: Week 5 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2020 53:24


    :( 2-3 in Girth N' Inches. Commissioner Bigg Thicc is sick with sadness. This week he recaps Week 5 and makes fun of the Clyde Edwards-Helaire owner. Send your thoughts and prayers to Team Chicago Chubbs. Things are looking grim. 

    007: Week 4 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 79:05


    When it rains, it pours. Bigg Thicc not only loses his two leagues but also loses Nick Chubb in Week 4 of Girth N' Inches. The roads must be icy cause Bigg Thicc brings all the salt this week. B.Thicc talks about the current situation in the NFL, trades in GILFF, and does the weekly recap for the league. If you want to hear someone sulk, this episode is for you.

    006: Week 3 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 66:22


    Bigg Thicc was a little under the hungover weather this week so we got a little backed up at Girth N' Inches HQ. BUT Episode 6 is here and that's all that matters! The fantasy football regular season is a quarter of the way through so Bigg Thicc breaks down current player rankings after three weeks compared to where they were drafted in Girth N' Inches. Thicc'ems also gives a recap of the Week 3 matchups in the league. Crack open a cold one and enjoy!

    005: Week 2 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 16:50


    LFG! Bigg Thicc is back in the win column! In this episode, Bigg Thicc gives a rundown of all the players lost on Armagadon Sunday and a recap of the Week 2 events in Girth N' Inches. Another quick banger you can listen to while you daydream of quitting your job!

    004: Bench Warmer Banter!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2020 98:31


    Ever play a sport? Ever suck? Then you and Commissioner Bigg Thicc have something in common. Remembering his illustrious career as a bench warmer, Bigg Thicc brings a new segment to Girth N' Inches where, much like when he was riding the pine pony, he shoots the breeze with fellow league mates, opposing fantasy football leagues, and random folks that dial in to give their two cents.In this episode of Bench Warmer Banter, Bigg Thicc discusses his Week 2 matchup, commissioner duties, the future of the podcast, and lets one of his league members talk smack against another league member of Girth N' Inches. 

    003: Week 1 Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 21:57


    Bigg Thicc, big mad. The Commish is heated after his week 1 loss in Girth N' Inches. He recaps the week's events, goes over a new league rule and introduces a new segment! A quick episode you can listen to while you're on the porcelain throne on company time! 

    002: Girth N' Inches Draft Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 94:39


    In this episode, Commissioner Bigg Thicc discusses OBJ's recently revealed pastime activity and goes over the League's draft results. He gives his insight on the players drafted and gives the members of Girth N' Inches a grade based on how their overall draft went.

    001: Welcome to Girth N' Inches, League of Fantasy Football!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 17:36


    The maiden podcast for Girth N' Inches Podcast! In this episode, Commissioner Bigg Thicc introduces the world to the greatest fantasy football league to ever exist. He gives an overview of the League as well as an insight as to what he hopes this podcast will eventually become. Follow on Instagram for updates on the latest episode!https://www.instagram.com/girthninches/

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