Glad You Came

The following episode contains cookie-scented orifices, 69 tiny reindeer and fleshy Christmas decorations. Listener discretion is advised. This week, Mitch gets on the Naughty List and reads “Santa’s Jingle Balls” by Celeste B. Merry Christmas and enjoy the final episode of season two!   Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/38A5Jpo  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.   Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production.  Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

TW before this episode. Usually, we make jokes but this week we actually want to warn you that this episode involves a story about sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised.    In the penultimate episode of the season, Bailey reads Married but Gay Bottom Dominated by Carl Wes.    Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/37K5mK2  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.   Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production.  Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media

The following episode contains lies, betrayal and hot, lesbian carbs. Listener discretion is advised. This week, Mitch is reading “My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass” by Chuck Tingle.   Read it yourself: http://amzn.to/3ns6N55    Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.   Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production.  Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media

The following podcast contains loch ness monster panties, teacher fantasies and murderous bitches. Listener discretion is advised.  This week, Bailey ready Cum to Loch Ness by Esmerelda Young. Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/33V6fNf   Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.   Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production.  Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media

I'll have what he's having! It's Mitch's turn to read and this week, we're mixing brunch and sex with Edward Naughty.   Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/33yzTIf     Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.    Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production.   Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

We're baaaaaaaaaaack! Only took two years and a global pandemic to make it happen. Speaking of global pandemics, we're kicking off season two with Coronavirus erotica. Bailey and Mitch reunite to read Kissing the Coronavirus by M.J. Edwards.   Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2UYScl1  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

Get ready for some paranormal panty activity. This weeks book contains seductions from a hot and horny ghost soldier, a thwarted paranormal investigation, and a brief art history lesson. Mitch is reading this week's ooky spooky episode, Supernatural Seductions by Kiki Wellington.   Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2IKFKyg  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

Booooooooooooooooobies. The dead aren't the only thing that's rising.  It's October and all month long we're going to be reading ooky spooky erotica. This week, Bailey is reading is 'A Zombie Ate my Panties' by Jocelyn Dex. Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2DXguq7  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

The following episode is brought to you by Woo's House of Dongs and may be a potential choking hazard.  Mitch reads an uncomfortable story with an unexpected twist and you'll never be able to look at your childhood stuffed animal the same way ever again. We're reading 'Monstrous Lust: Sex & Lust by E.M. Beastly. Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2ztICfT  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

  What's black and white with milk all over? Hucow's, apparently.  Bailey is reading human/cow erotica by Narcissa Rivers. "Sadie has never been taken and the curvy young woman needs relief. Luckily for her, there's a Dairy Bar close that is always happy to employ a gorgeous, inexperienced hucow with luscious tits and a big appetite." Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2PNmhiJ    Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

"Mina faces a fearsome monster, but soon she learns that what she must fear most is her own desire." We're back! After taking a week off we're back and average just like before. You thought we were going to say 'better than before' didn't you? Nope! Just as cringy and this time the cringe is coming from Mitch as he reads "The Ogre Spawning Pits: The Ogre King" by Fanny Tucker. If the name sounds familiar that's because she wrote episode 5's book, Bagged By The Groceries. This time, Fanny serves us a tale of a kingdom in the midst of rebellion and war. A mad king, an unsuspecting virgin and an ogre.  Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2QnY9Et   Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

No Oreos were harmed during the making of this episode. This week, Bailey is reading 'Double Stuffed by the Dragons' by Rose Black.   "While exploring the woods with friends, Kylie finds a strange tunnel at the back of a small cave. A mysterious trail of gold coins and glittering jewels lure her deep into the passage, and right into the lair of two very, very horny dragons!" Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2Nx6R1G  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Including logo design, website development, and video production. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

Avengers, Ass-emble!  This week, Mitch is reading "Superhero Sex: Aphrodite" by Francis Gonz. Mark lives in a world of superheroes, but he never expected the super-powered, blue, muscular, sexy alien Aphrodite to crash into his living room. Her team is battling the villains, but she's lost her powers. Her alien body converts cum into fantastic abilities, and she needs Mark's to save the day. Can he be the hero his city needs? Will he be UP to the task? Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2N74AtD  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

They were shifters before it was cool. This week, Bailey is reading WereHipsters, by Stikki Minaj. A BBW Billionaire Shifter Menage. Yup, that's a thing. "I was a lonely, curvaceous BBW at a boring 9-to-5. Leo and Zane were shifter billionaires looking for their mate. When Leo and Zane saw me, they knew that I was their soul mate. But could I stand their dark secret, an unspeakable curse they forever bear inside?" Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2PdZ3Dc Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media   

The title's a mouthful and so is Bigfoot's cock. We couldn't ignore that actual Bigfoot Erotica was a hot topic of discussion in the news this past week and lucky for us, Chuck Tingle has already written a book about the controversy! The following podcast contains salacious political scandals, big, hairy cat dicks and even a MORAL to the story. That's a first. For the first time, we're reading a book from an author we've already done an episode about. (Throwback to Episode 1, Slammed in The Butt By My Handsome, Sentient Laundry Detergent Pod.) This time, Chuck has penned a sexy allegory with a message for us. Based on the controversy surrounding Virginia Congressional hopeful Denver Riggleman's apparent racism and alleged love of Bigfoot Erotica. Read it here: https://amzn.to/2Mt9Vew  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media   

It's the epic conclusion of the 'Tentacle in My Butt' Trilogy and this one is even harder, better, faster and stronger than before. Bikini-babe Jenny and Matt the Lab Assistant discover the tentacle monster has not been defeated as it claims it's latest victim before their eyes. Will our two lovers finally to put an end to the madness with the help of Margaret the Scientist and two Godzilla-like monsters? Is Jenny actually pregnant? Why is Matt's penis mysteriously larger? So many questions, will we finally get some answers?! Find out as Bailey reads Book Three: I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle in my Butt and it's Even Bigger than Before! The following podcast contains strangers demanding cunnilingus, sweet, tight monster ass, and emergency chastity belts. Listener discretion is adviced. Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2OdVA73  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

Last week, we read Book One, "I've Fallen And There's A Tentacle in my Butt" and now we're back, back, back again, just like the tentacle in this poor woman's posterior. In book one we met Margaret the Scientist, Matt the bumbling intern and Jenny the Bikini-clad babe as unusual circumstances brought them together to recapture a tentacle monster that was drawn to sexual energy. It preyed on unsuspecting victims by anchoring itself into their buttholes and giving them uncontrollable orgasms.  We left off with Matt and Jenny embracing after 'defeating' the monster, only to discover it's severed tentacles had escaped the lab. Off in the distance, screams of terror could be heard. Will our protagonists be able to finally lure the monster back into captivity and save not only their butts but the backsides of all humanity?! Listen and find out as Mitch reads Book Two: I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle in my Butt, Again!! The following podcast contains people stuck inside of Godzilla vaginas, the SPCA's Cat Washing establishment and Maury giving tentacle paternity tests. Listener discretion is adviced. Read it yourself: https://amzn.to/2OdVA73  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media     

The following episode contains slurping, sucking tentacles, 80's Sigourney Weaver and the sweet scent of vanilla extract.   This week, Bailey reads "I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle in my Butt" by Edward Naughty Read the Book: https://amzn.to/2O0ulwz   Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

The following episode contains razor-sharp nipples, Rick Moranis and a bevy of clampers. Get ready to learn some ant anatomy as Mitch reads 'Honey, I Shrunk your C***' by Hylene Hailey.   Read the Book: https://amzn.to/2N0MsRR   Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

The following episode contains a buzzy, buxom Belinda, fast, furious fucking, and creamy, chocolate cum. Who's ready for a hive-mind orgy?? This week, Bailey is reading 'Taken by Swarm: Seduced by WEREBEES' by A M Bell. Read it here: https://amzn.to/2tSP2SO  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media 

The following episode contains terrible Harry Potter fan-fiction, an abundance of fishnet stockings and some early 2000's emo nostalgia. Mitch is reading the infamous My Immortal fan-fiction from all the way back in 2006. Get ready for a lot of black eyeliner and terrible grammar. Read it here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/My-Immortal  Typical Media is our first Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media  We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals. 1-800-273-8255

This weeks episode contains pulpy vaginas, dominatrix doctors and more bad impressions, yay!  It's Bailey's turn to read to Mitch and we finally reading some lesbian erotica. This week's book is Deep Checking by Tina Long (who we're pretty sure is secretly a dude.) Buy the book here: https://amzn.to/2LXju4V  Music by Hook Sounds: http://bit.ly/2IIA2Aw  And we've got our first ever sponsor! Typical Media is our first Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by: http://www.typical.media 

The following episode contains neglected housewives, voodoo curses, terrible attempts at accents AND yogurt splooge. Or is it yoghurt? Yoghourt? Whatever. Listener discretion is advised.    This week, Mitch is reading Bagged By the Groceries by Fanny Tucker to not just Bailey, but to the podcasts first ever guest! Who will probably never come back after the trauma that's been inflicted.    Buy the Book here: https://amzn.to/2HGUdJq  Music by Hook Sounds: http://bit.ly/2IIA2Aw 

As mentioned in 'Conquered By Clippy,' Bailey had a Sex Toy Party with a bunch of friends and ended up spending $500. Yeah, totally not excessive at all. Find out what that gets you and if you're a more visual person, you can watch the unboxing episode here: https://www.facebook.com/GladYouCameShow/ And if you work for a dildo company and you'd like us to 'test out the goods' send us an email: gladyoucameshow@gmail.com  Music by Hook Sounds: http://bit.ly/2IIA2Aw   

The following episode contains 90's computer class nostalgia, an overly helpful giant living paperclip and orgasm assistance using butt stuff. So you might want to use headphones for this one. Oh yeah and don't forget Lady Ports. It's Bailey's turn again to read to Mitch and this week, we're digging into 'Conquered by Clippy' by Leonard Delaney.    Buy the Book here: https://amzn.to/2HgORoe Music by Hook Sounds: http://bit.ly/2IIA2Aw   

You can tell from the title, this one is a doozy.  This week, it's Mitch's turn to read to Bailey and he's found a real gem by Mandy De Sandra. The following episode contains double-ended map dildos, All-Knowing vaginas, and MySpace.  Buy the book here: https://amzn.to/2Jcec7R  Music by Hook Sounds: http://bit.ly/2IIA2Aw  

This week, it's Bailey's turn to read to Mitch and we're going back to the Jurassic Era with "The T-Rex In My Bed" By Adriana Lovely. Find out how to Conquer the Dinosaur In You in Five Easy Steps and what Mitch thinks a woman sounds like during sex. #WereRex Buy The book here: https://amzn.to/2s25n6N Theme Music by Hook Sounds: http://bit.ly/2IIA2Aw 

Listen and cringe as two people read bad erotica to each other and struggle to navigate through the Kindle App.In the first Glad You Came episode, Mitch is reading Slammed in The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod by Chuck Tingle to Bailey. Find out what a sentient Tide Pod's dick looks like and how many Disney references Bailey can make in a single episode. Glad You Came and don't forget to Subscribe! Theme music by www.hooksounds.com/royalty-free-mu…this-up/442126/