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Join us as we read and discuss Book Lovers by Emily Henry. Basically an ad for Peloton bikes, we talk about race car beds, Bigfoot erotica, and a certain salt-and-pepper haired love interest that we are...obsessed with.Follow us on Instagram: @girlsreadingbookspodcastFollow us on Good Reads:Arianna: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/168175426-arianna-martinezGracie: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/110453956-gracieNina: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/135840006-nina-rodriguez

That's right listeners, for this episode we're going on an amazing adventure into a world of romance and yes a slight detour into erotica. I am joined for this episode by Crystal Wood, who is an author and ghostwriter from Raven's Muse Publishing. We started off talking about her journey into writing paranormal romance and what inspired her; we then dove into a full fledged conversation on all the cryptids, everything from werewolves/dogmen, dragons, thunderbirds, vampires, and so much more. Enjoy what was an incredible conversation. Crystal's Books: https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/8423205.Crystal_Woods Paranormal the New Normal/Maniacal Music Musings Podcasts Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/545827736965770/?ref=share Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@juggalobastardpodcasts?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8xJ2KnRBKlYvyo8CMR7jMg

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This is the most insane episode and the perfect beginning for a new season! This episode does come with a mature content warning as Deborah explores the sexy side of the paranormal and discusses how the carnal aspects of the phenomenon may not be for everyone.  So put your phone on mute because you don't want to miss a thing as Deborah takes you down the Rabbit Hole in search of Sexy Bigfoot and Spooky Lovers!!!

Chris aka Sir Seatsitter of Abs n' a 6-pack and Cretched from OBDM came on the show and nothing productive got done. Alex Jones clips, Bigfoot Erotica, Tartaria, Fast Food News, Sauce News, all the usual suspects. Debra was a great sport and made this an extra fun one. if you can find it, go listen to Abs n' a 6-pack. Abs n' a 6-packwww.shitmyass.comJOIN THE DGRP TELEGRAM FOR 15% OFF PROMO CODE FOR ALL MERCHdebragetsredpilled@protonmail.com DGRP YouTubeDGRP TwitterDGRP MerchTelegram Group ChatFOOD FOREST ABUNDANCE: If you would like to invest in blueprints for an edible permaculture forest on your property please contact Adam. www.foodforestabundance.comfoodforestpdx@gmail.comValue For Value: Please support the show with a donation equivalent to the value that you are getting. Subscribe, rate, review and recommend us to your family and friends. DGRP PaypalVenmo: @adam-alamano CashApp: @$ALLSKREWEDUP  CRYPTO ACCEPTED

CHUD X and Adam hosted Dexter DeLaPaz from Timeline Earth and The Gaslight Hour. Paz shared his expertice on Dogman, gave his thoughts on Bigfoot and Missing 411 and listened intently as Adam explained Bigfoot Erotica to him. Support Paz and TLE.JOIN THE DGRP TELEGRAM FOR 15% OFF PROMO CODE FOR ALL MERCHdebragetsredpilled@protonmail.com DGRP YouTubeDGRP TwitterDGRP MerchTelegram Group ChatFOOD FOREST ABUNDANCE: If you would like to invest in blueprints for an edible permaculture forest on your property please contact Adam. www.foodforestabundance.comfoodforestpdx@gmail.comGranite State Spice BlendsFOR ALL YOUR SEED NEEDS: www.daddygarden.orgValue For Value: Please support the show with a donation equivalent to the value that you are getting. Subscribe, rate, review and recommend us to your family and friends. DGRP PaypalVenmo: @adam-alamano CashApp: @$ALLSKREWEDUP  

Debra returns to the show and meets CHUD X for the first time.  Bo Kennedy from the BUMP Podcast came on and talked to us about Appalachia, its traditions and its extensive history with High Strangeness.  Pangea, cryptids, The Nephilim, Tommyknockers, Men In Black, Wood Boogers, Elementals, Mothman, Bigfoot Erotica etc.  Bo was a great guest and a really nice guy. It was great to have Debra back and this show was a ton of fun. Support Bo and The BUMP Podcast. Email: thebumppodcast@gmail.comYouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN3TL9EPU4xXB9XtJa72kgQInstaGram: @thebumppodcastEmail: debragetsredpilled@protonmail.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW8rgh2tbJUevi761MVKskQ Twitter: @debragetspilled Merch: https://debra-gets-red-pilled-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Telegram Group Chat: https://t.me/debragetsredpilledFOOD FOREST ABUNDANCE: If you would like to invest in blueprints for an edible permaculture forest on your property please contact Adam. www.foodforestabundance.comfoodforestpdx@gmail.comFOR ALL YOUR SEED NEEDS: www.daddygarden.orgValue For Value: Please support the show with a donation equivalent to the value that you are getting. Subscribe, rate, review and recommend us to your family and friends. Paypal: https://paypal.me/debrawantsmoney?locale.x=en_USVenmo: @adam-alamano CashApp: @$ALLSKREWEDUP  

Join Jonah and special guest Jack Butler, his former research assistant for the tricentennial episode. It’s the best of both worlds as the program recalls its greatest hits (conspiracies about the Soviets, Bigfoot Erotica, The Episode that Shall Not be Named, and, of course, Jokes at Jack’s expense) while also breaking into new territory. The guys talk about the conflict between college Republicans who got into politics just to be edgy versus the more thoughtful millenials and Zoomers who actually hold convictions, and about how “for the first time in more than four years, conservative politics do not have to flow through the person of Donald Trump.”   Show Notes:  -    Take our podcast survey -      Jack’s page at NR -      The Remnant with Joseph Uscinski (or, as Jack said in an interesting instance of spoonerism, “Douglas Urbanski”) -      Lost Cosmonauts -      Werner Herzog being vaguely horrified by Grizzly Man audio -      Bigfoot Erotica: Origin Stories -      “The Swamp: An affectionate farewell” -      The “Uncomfortable Learning” program at Williams College has a strange history -      Jack’s profound disappointment with Madison Cawthorn -      Jack ponders the possibilities of Amazon’s show in Middle-Earth -      Dan McLaughlin on what comes after Trump -      Zhou Enlai on the French Revolution: “Toon soon to tell” -      Community: Nick Cage, good or bad? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Talkin bout Deadpool 3, swingers, Bigfoot fetishes, Thanksgiving food, Theo Von and more. Listen to it. Watch the video podcast on Youtube: https://youtu.be/8gnMnn42uHk --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cheesemoney/support

VOICEMAILS: Jeb is terrified of Maria. Tori Amos says hi. Daniel saw a creepy faceprint on a window. Maybe Hat Man is just covering his baldness? A listener heard a strange buzzing in their ear. A podcast episode where people eat their own feet. EMAILS: Christina loves Ali’s Bigfoot Erotica readings. Kayla can’t shoot people in her dreams. Eileen tells us about the Cannibal Cafe. The Warren’s occult museum shut down. Amy’s family vacations are cursed. —EMAIL US: Webcrawlerspod@gmail.comLEAVE US A VOICEMAIL: 626-604-6262__JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/VNGJnHr—FOLLOW US: Twitter / Instagram / Reddit / Facebook—JOIN OUR PATREON: HERE—MERCH: https://webcrawlerspod.com— Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So some how we end up on the topic of Bigfoot Erotica. Then we here about Nick getting cyber robbed and his big trip! We talk about some bad choices we made as teens and some TV and movie talk! Our IG: @nottodaysatanpod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

News with Shelley ...Chris Evan's Penis pic, Bigfoot erotica, and the return of Jeopardy!

Things take a turn for the weird this week — even for us — as we explore the strange case of Elmer McCurdy, an unsuccessful crook who became a famous corpse displayed at carnivals. Then we talk about America’s Greatest Hoax, the Petrified Man known as the Cardiff Giant. Come for the carnies, and stick around for a very odd detour into Bigfoot Erotica where Aaron gets a new nickname. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/nightmerica/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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We discuss how we all failed No-Nut November, Bigfoot Erotica, and Butt-Chugging

Hour 2 We learn today that the phrase "Long time no see" is considered offensive to Asians, at least at Colorado State University. Are you kidding me? Joe has a new picture in his mind of the "Service road of life". We lost a Great Living American. What is Bigfoot Erotica? Find out....

Hey look, a podcast that you can listen to as a podcast! We're constantly innovating like that over here at Fullcast Audio Technologies and Pool Supplies. Topics on this week's episode include: 2:22 - Jason comes up with a podcast plan in the event of our deaths 7:45 - Presidents who could be Georgia QBs based on our foolproof rules 12:06 - Debating the worst possible future for Auburn 18:49 - Louisville discussion with ZERO Creepy Petrino Voice! 22:23 - Spencer’s janky solution for Seasonal Affective Disorder  23:52 - Fresno! Boise State! Milk Can Battle! 27:03 - Decisions in the Fullcast vote for Job Mike Gundy Won’t Take and Bad Ohio State Loss In 2019 29:35 - Talking about Phil Fulmer’s creative control/Jeremy Pruitt’s fuel source for some reason that is not clear to me in retrospect 32:56 - Spencer learns no lessons week to week 36:23 - SANDMAN LOCK OF THE WEEK ($$$) 38:22 - Bigfoot Erotica, the path to political success 45:10 - The vote for Worst Fullcast Idea of 2018 48:38 - LSU, Arkansas, and Brick Shithouses 51:46 - Caution: Speedy Dudes!

Episode 9 of Season 1 Part two of three of the Cryptozoologist EP’s With your hosts Jay Zippo, Nikki Notaro, Hazelnut. Synopsis In this episode, the trio talks about Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Yeti and the Skunk Ape. What evidence is there that these creatures exist? Does bigfeet mean… well big shoes? How does Sasquatch fit […]

Back to School, Madonna's birthday, Queer Eye, Creepy football and Bigfoot Erotica.

Bigfoot Erotica, Dad Shoots Son, KFC Pig, Relaxed Fun Run, Botox User Goes Blind, Schwarzenegger Encourages A Fan, Walmart Fraud

On this weeks show, Chris and Aaron talk about: sales tax on medical cannabis in Michigan, Bigfoot Erotica, an ALF reboot, Stoned Alone, Nevada made a sh!t ton of money, Molson Coors is making cannabis drinks, people are smoking less weed (sorta), New York is getting close to decriminalization, and smoking Monkey Paw.  Please follow... The post 218: Cockburn? Stop Bangin' Bigfoot! first appeared on Christopher Media.

The title's a mouthful and so is Bigfoot's cock. We couldn't ignore that actual Bigfoot Erotica was a hot topic of discussion in the news this past week and lucky for us, Chuck Tingle has already written a book about the controversy! The following podcast contains salacious political scandals, big, hairy cat dicks and even a MORAL to the story. That's a first. For the first time, we're reading a book from an author we've already done an episode about. (Throwback to Episode 1, Slammed in The Butt By My Handsome, Sentient Laundry Detergent Pod.) This time, Chuck has penned a sexy allegory with a message for us. Based on the controversy surrounding Virginia Congressional hopeful Denver Riggleman's apparent racism and alleged love of Bigfoot Erotica. Read it here: https://amzn.to/2Mt9Vew  Join the Cuddle Puddle! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or interact with us on social media and you could be mentioned in the next episode.  Typical Media is our Friend with Benefits and you get all the perks. Mention the “Glad You Came Show” podcast and receive a 20% discount on creative services from Typical Media. Audio support provided by http://www.typical.media   

We learned about; a study that stated Marines drink too much and have a lot of sex; we met a former Marine who ran across the field in his underwear during a Houtson Astros game, and we'll ask an Air Force veteran about why he's being accused of enjoying Bigfoot erotica.  Seriously, we can't make this up ... 

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Guests Elijah and Black Mic from Slightly Offensive join to discuss the state of free speech and leftist cultural domination in LA (starting at 2:00:00), but first we discuss the week of news: Tommy Robinson is free for now, Bigfoot erotica becomes a campaign issue, Jim Acosta grandstands all week, and much more! Elijah's links: Website: http://www.truthisoffensive.com YouTube: http://bit.ly/2vi6Ibk Twitter: http://bit.ly/2vkH7yi Instagram: http://bit.ly/2vjMlKw Facebook: http://bit.ly/2vlWYfX Black Mic's links: YouTube: http://bit.ly/2OM7Lbu Twitter: http://bit.ly/2OLpobp Instagram: http://bit.ly/2OMAyMX Sign up for a chance to play in Matt's fantasy football league: https://goo.gl/forms/jnLtxJ4UrmRD8Fcl2 Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebeta Make a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6 (If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3z Blonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41Wvc Blonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Our Discord server: New users use this link: https://discord.gg/Uhattun Existing users use this link: https://discord.gg/4rkxcZv Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepj Listen on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/23YM9rM Listen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqD Listen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8E Listen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhE Listen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm Reality Facepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4V Facepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSIC Don't Stop Til You Get Enough remix: https://youtu.be/tCDH8HjeNDY Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM "Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Man arrested for harassing Yellowstone bison: http://bit.ly/2OME5uH Ron DeSantis for Florida Governor ad: http://bit.ly/2ON8SI6 Myya Jones for Michigan State Rep ad: http://bit.ly/2AHzjf5 Tommy Robinson freed from jail: https://bit.ly/2vroau3 Tommy Robinson meets his kids: https://youtu.be/u3a4r_2cA4w Tommy Robinson on Tucker Carlson: https://youtu.be/fNo8WcdrGfc Bigfoot erotica becomes a campaign issue in Virginia: https://cnn.it/2OMszzx The Verge says bigfoot erotica helps to normalize white supremacism: http://bit.ly/2vlWGWr Jim Acosta heckled at a Tampa Trump rally: https://youtu.be/V-3L3oVvvyg Acosta says he didn't feel like he was in America: https://youtu.be/Df9otRwkWMc Acosta challenges Sarah Huckabee Sanders: https://youtu.be/pzmvnD97g2k?t=40m58s Acosta says journalists should make bumper stickers and protest: https://youtu.be/FA90YHDZVuU Nationals shortstop busted for old tweets: http://bit.ly/2vmo5Yn New York Times announces hiring of Sarah Jeong: http://bit.ly/2ON3BjN Sarah Jeong's controversial tweets: http://bit.ly/2vlriHA Sarah Jeong's response: http://bit.ly/2OMvUyr New York Times' response: http://bit.ly/2vo4Lda Sarah Jeong endorsed previous mob justice: http://bit.ly/2vfTfAH Symone Sanders defends Sarah Jeong on CNN: http://dailycaller.com/?p=637585 Twitter punishes Candace Owens for mimicking Sarah Jeong: https://washex.am/2OLYvEi Judge halts 3D printed gun plans: https://abcn.ws/2OMxFMb Democratic Senators hold press conference to scare you about 3D printed guns: https://youtu.be/TRcNButgNMk Hoax hate (maybe) - Indiana synagogue vandalized: https://cnn.it/2OMjBlW Video news story about the ADL reward and Indiana hate crime law: https://youtu.be/SIdTJbEkiQg Lady suffering from 'Trump Anxiety Disorder" rams car over Trump bumper sticker: https://youtu.be/BK39R7bVMfg Elijah and Black Mic chased away from Maxine Waters counter-protest: https://youtu.be/9vjWeLad8ys Brawl at Trump star: http://bit.ly/2ACZ3cG Washington Post account of the Trump star brawl: https://wapo.st/2nbv3et

The guys recap the bigfoot erotica news from earlier in the week and then stumble upon some weird bigfoot fan fiction that Tony reads. Brandon talks about his most recent ghost hunting experience that left him shook! That and more on this new episode!   Support the podcast and get some sweet rewards at Patreon.com/Scaredycast!

8.7: Mission Impossible: Drizzly Superdrug In which Kris Heys explains the hidden benefits of the death of physical media and the lack of discernable benefits of Bigfoot Erotica. Mike Royce has to defend his comments on the previous show and predicts a last minute streaming victory for LoveFilm. While Martin Unsworth deposits a whale and introduces another little suicide into an already grim segment. ALF and Fantasy Island return, Justin Timberlake gets his own space, and Mission Impossible: Fallout is reviewed as STARBURST Radio still can’t quite stop digging a sleazy grave... [Guest starring STARBURST Editorial Assistant - Kieron Moore and his gangly tendrils] *Show first broadcast on Wed 1st August 2018 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

Tomato Sauce in the fridge? Nick's Screaming Noises, BigFoot Erotica, Tom's Birthday Planning, Smuggling Sharks, Another Magical Morgan Moment, Tom's Brother, Talking in Uber Rides and The No Choice Cafe. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Strange things are afoot in this episode as Jamie ventures into the supernatural and scares herself. Plus, the Ugs ponder voicing fetish erotica novels as a business and Paula digs into the bowels of Netflix to find some odd reality shows. Join us in all the weirdness!

Show Notes Episode 171: “Harry's HUGE Henderson” This week Host Dave Bledsoe finds love in the forest and the less said about that, the better. On the show this week we examine Bigfoot Erotica, for which it would also be better if we said less about. (Unfortunately for everyone, we did not heed this advice.) Along the way we discuss WHY we are talking about Bigfoot porn, and coin a new name for coitus with a cryptid: “Sexquatching”. (Seriously NO ONE ELSE has used that word before, we Googled it!) We dive deep and hard into the world of Monsterotica (We did NOT invent that word) and particularly the sub-genre of those aroused by Bigfoots. We learn how surprisingly lucrative such fiction can be and plan to launch our own line of Bigfoot Boning Books shortly. (Check out forthcoming Amazon page!) We then address various practical and moral issues around Human/Sasquatch relations and how they should be handled when brought up in conversation. (Pray this never happens.) Finally, we take a STRONG stand on Human Bigfoot marriage and why we should immediately pass laws protecting Human Bigfoot Hybrid Children. (#LoveIsLove) Our Sponsor this week is the Cryptozoology Society of America, studying imaginary monsters for 25 years! We open the show with a famed Bigfoot debunker getting his comeuppance and close with the Unplugged Band's cover of a mammalian reproductive essay. (https://youtu.be/QD2XpzWATu8) Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/ The Show on Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/david-bledsoe-4 www.whatthehellpodcast.com Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Whatthehellpodcast The Show Line: 347 687 9601 Citations Needed: That's when things got weird… https://www.mediaite.com/weird/democrat-congressional-candidate-calls-out-gop-republican-denver-riggleman-bigfoot-erotica-tweets/ Cockburn and Riggleman https://www.dailyprogress.com/news/local/cockburn-calls-out-riggleman-s-bigfoot-posts/article_83106674-9396-11e8-9291-337557ec0006.html If you build it, someone will make a video fucking it https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%2034 Thinly sources lies https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/rule-34-surprising-exceptions/ And they are magnificent! https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/bigfoot-erotica-is-absolutely-a-thing-704846/ Time for a Tingler! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G2R54T7/ Thom said it, that settles it! http://www.thomsquatch.com/2012/07/the-book-that-changed-bigfoot-research_22.html Everything you need to know about Bigfoot Dick and more https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bigfoot-erotica-white-supremacy_us_5b5f659be4b0fd5c73d21a3d I hope they will be happy together https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/116992/woman-says-she-was-seduced-by-bigfoots-huge-erection/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Paul take part in some urban exploration as they enter the Australian found footage horror movie The Tunnel (2011). We also discuss some interesting pieces of news including one very strange news story. Along with that Chris finally gets to release his pent up Letterboxd dump from last weeks episode! Shaky Cam in Horror!! -----------  Into The Minds of Madness is a (generally) weekly horror movie podcast hosted by two good pals; the horror aficionado Chris Dicker and the easily terrified Paul McWhirter. Covering the classics, the just released, the oft-forgotten gems and the train wrecks of the genre. From monster flicks to home invasion thrillers, body horror to campy slashers and everything in between. Jump on iTunes and give us a head-spinning 5 stars and write us a review if you so desire! Or if you wanna let us know what you're enjoying, send your hate mail or tell us there's somebody calling from inside the house, hit us up at itmompod@gmail.com or follow us on social media to keep up to date on when a new episode is (a)live! Facebook Twitter Instagram

Hello. Please, calm down. Do not be afraid. I am your Doctor, Dr. Hereswhatidontget. You’ve been in a terrible accident. We had to place you into a comatose state for your body to heal itself. I’m afraid it’s been seven years since then. A lot has changed in the world as you once knew it. Due to rapid advances in medical science we were able to construct you a new body. It should feel just like your old one, but it will take some time to adjust. While you rest, we’ve gathered some books on what has changed while you’ve been sleeping: - Office Ladies - Swimming - Constant Connectivity ​​​​​​​- Too Old to Be Out in PublicParty time! WHO HOO! Here’s some cake and cookies. Oh, and some brownies and a couple of pies too. What? You were expecting some actual food? No, just some sweets, a little bit won’t hurt you. See the streamers and the cardboard letters strung up? I’m head of the party planning committee, and those mean it’s party time, so slap a smile on that face! I’d actually much rather be at home with a box of wine, my favorite shower head, and my cats, but what can you do! Since I can’t have that I need the rest of you to have that sugar crash and be miserable like me! One of us. One of us. One of us.Goggles? Check. Nose plug? Check. Ear Plugs? Check. Arm floaties? Check. Inner tube? Check. Congrats you nerd! You’re ready to swim! He looks like a loser, but damn it if he’s not right. Water in the ears, nose, eyes? All suck. Terribly. Yet people willingly submit themselves to it. No idea why. Why turn a survival tactic into a recreational activity? I’d rather jump out of a plane. Yes. Really.ARE YOU READY TO UPDATE? YOU NEED TO CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL SO I CAN UPDATE. THE WIFI DROPPED FOR 0.023 SECONDS? I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN! WHAT DO I DO? HOLD ON, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! I LOST CONNECTION OH GOD. HELP ME FIND IT! MY MOM’S GONNA KILL ME. IT’S BACK. OKAY. CRISIS AVERTED. NOW IT’S TIME TO UPDATE! DON’T YOU CLICK THAT X. HA! FOOLED YOU, IT DOESN’T DO ANYTHING! YOU’VE GOT TO POSTPONE IT. NO CANCELATIONS BUDDY, YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME.Why are you driving? You can barely see. You can barely hear. You can barely move. You can barely react to stimuli. ALL THINGS YOU NEED TO BE A COMPETENT DRIVER. Why are you in public? You’re getting your death coughs everywhere. You sound like you’re actually dying. You probably are. Go home. Have someone feed you some jello and get out of my general area. If someone wants to see you, they’ll go to you. Watch your stories and try to enjoy what time you have left alone please.Plus more on this cryptoerotically charged episode of the podcast! Stop by the Patreon for even more content, and the Discord for our hot Jersey Devil/Skunk Ape slashfics!

Bigfoot porn and congress https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800 Hallow moon intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hisq_Cc-d2g Missing MH370 https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malaysiaairlines-mh370/mh370-investigators-say-controls-were-likely-deliberately-manipulated-idUSKBN1KK0I9?utm_source=reddit.com  

Fast Times feedback, white people still terrified of black people, Jimmy Garappolo dating world's sloppiest porno actress, Bigfoot erotica, the Tokoloshe, hedge fucking, porn addiction, loud cummers, Guy Fieri: hero, JCVD and Gwyneth Paltrow is still the worst. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-baller-lifestyle-podcast/exclusive-content Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ways to celebrate National Orgasm day, employees that have ghosted their jobs, a pornstar that had a boob deflate after getting hit by a hockey puck, the best movie moments of all time, fidget spinners bursting into flames, a congressman dealing with allegations that he's into “Bigfoot Erotica,” something you found out about your partners sexual past that you wish you didn't, thieves that stole a shark from an aquarium by disguising it as a baby, how “franken-foods changing fast food restaurants, how much poop is in your man's beard, moms are not licking their newborn children, and more!

Black Olives are not Jason's favorite. Crafts and Cocktails; Bigfoot Erotica; Funny things you've heard on an intercom

This is from a real life U.S. House race in Virginia. Bigfoot erotica. lol

In a super unsurprising move North Korea is making nuclear capable missiles again, Americans are literally giving themselves anxiety disorders from freaking out over Trump tweets, and probably the best story of the year so far: a Virginia election is coming down to a choice between an anti-semite and a Sasquatch porn enthusiast. 

With Frank on shore leave (again...we know), Maggie and Elie go all Socratic and ask each other questions. If you wanna know your podcast hosts a little better, you wanna listen to this one. Couple things to flag: http://bulletcatcherstheplay.com https://israelguidedog.org

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Sen. John McCain calls Richard Sherman a ‘loudmouth,’ a self-published author makes 30K a month on Bigfoot Erotica, and the government is spying on those opposed to what?