Half Past Normal Podcast

Biden is president, masks are here to stay, and if you mention voter fraud you're a transphobic racist who needs to be canceled. American pigeon racing causes controversy in Australia. Yes. That is a thing. 

Podcast de Révolution! Rioting in the streets, media manipulation, fighting for freedom and fomenting insurrection. Don't worry, history never repeats itself.

Maskless crowds, mythical hackers, transportation for poor people. Your girl likes jolly ranchers. 

Phallic cookies, explosions, banned books. Let's get vaccinated! 

Escaped sheep, slaughtered minks, generous tippers. Marijuana in da House. 

Happy Thanksgiving! This week's episode includes a hefty helping of fraud, conspiracy and general pessimism relating to our country's current state. Nothing better to celebrate a holiday that symbolizes unity and peace, masking it's agenda of deceit and total control...with a side of gravy. 

Borat shenanigans, space garbage, professionalism. Chief POM for president. Let's have an election! 

Pluto's celestial fluidity, crabs achieve evolutionary perfection, California is the worst. Avril Lavigne is dead...maybe

Things you shouldn't do in 2020: Trim tall trees, open ancient sarcophagi, leave Chief POM alone with your mom. New Casting Cage video - Hot UK amateur first time spin cycle with three lucky firemen. 

Kinky ninjas, swearing parrots, fake bread. The guys break down our path toward a free and fair election in the fall. 

Russian Jesus, whitewashing, squirrel hunters and home intruders, still at large. Warning: content contains several Green Day references. 

Undying Melania statue, the 90's attempt a comeback, and the Vikes are back in a bad way. Some animals should just go extinct. 

Steamy OBJ rumors, chicken nugget pillows, the smartest teacher alive. Redwood Falls lives up to its name. 

Biden's leg hair, Pelosi's head hair, disruptive jetpacks and systematically mislabeled poultry. RIP Chadwick, Wakanda forever. 

Futuristic technology, berry picking mishaps, burning buildings peacefully. A girl gets blown out to sea and the Suns get blown in their hotel room. 

The Mafia, death and taxes, Steve-O being Steve-O. Biden proposes taxes breaks for all Bloody Marys made with the blood of children. 

Robot dogs, mystery seeds, racist symbols strike again. Muley comes on to check our facts, which turns out to be a full time job. 

Mask mandates, extreme fake wrestling, and a murder McFoul. A reimagining of the Vikings roster. 

Beer pong bets, no-knock warrants, plagues new and old. The guys reminisce about fond memories from public school. 

Ugly statues, anti-Semitism, bull genitalia. How's your mom doing? 

HPN is back! Unite Cloud protests, cougars on the prowl, dumb looking animals. The boys tackle some easy issues, like systemic racism and unequal pay for women. 

Alien activity, cancel culture, voice-over acting. Special guest Big Daddy K knows something about everything. 

Celebrities in hot water, UV lights, more on the George Floyd case. The expanded playoffs still aren't big enough for the Wolves.

More on COVID, the Minneapolis riots, and dealing with kids. Legend comes on as the first official guest. 

Corporate COVID strategies, Minnesota's priorities, fair cancellations. Teslas drive themselves now? 

Cheating football players, COVID checkpoints, armed protestors raise tensions. It's tough being from Iowa. 

Murderous insects, spy drones, competitive marbles. Credit scores are a racket. 

Missing dictators, defacing national monuments, political hypocrisy. Aliens haven't invented automatic lights yet. 

NFL draft reactions, racial road rage, stereotypical car owners. Baseball tries to stay interesting. 

Essential employee problems, OBJ rumors, ugly cars from the early 2000's. Deer are dangerous. 

Stoned kids, T-wolves drama, murder for hire plots. Let's make fun of sports logos. 

Highway sensors, bad sex, celebrities branching out. Golf course closures and other white people problems. 

Virtual NASCAR, vanity plates and mask donations. Coronavirus and politics shouldn't mix. 

Coronavirus continued. Quarantine prep, Vikings' incompetence, and a free business education.

Government mind control, iconic muscle cars, disrespect for the Yankees. Coronavirus controversy. 

Dutch takes a vacation. Arson, corn markets, politicians with dementia. RIP Impala. 

Accidental demolition, Cherry Pie girl, the C8 Corvette. Bigfoots and hockey brawls. 

Playoff formats, psychedelics, rape kits. Sorry Kobe.