Have You Played Resident Evil?

Pokemon: Let's Go, Pikachu! and Pokemon: Let's Go, Eevee! are bad v*deo g*mes.

Bernard and Maddy welcome Sam Allmon back to the show to talk about how great Final Fantasy VII Remake is. Follow us on Twitter! @bernardandmaddy

We explain humor to you. Follow us on Twitter! We're @bernardandmaddy

There are no current events besides the release of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch video game console.

We recorded this before the Iowa caucus which is why didn't spend the entire episode screaming about the Iowa caucus.

We're back! It's 2020! We mostly just discuss memes because we didn't have a whole lot of time.

Oopsie! We sure did praise Harry Potter the night before JK Rowling took the dang mask off! Uh, death of the author and all that! Good thing Hatsune Miku wrote Harry Potter!

We talk a lot about Hideo Kojima Games and related topics. This week, especially. Follow us on twitter at @davidbernardh and @spiffl

D E A T H  S T R A N D I N G Paella valenciana is the traditional paella of the Valencia region, believed to be the original recipe, and consists of round grain rice, bajoqueta and tavella (varieties of green beans), rabbit, chicken, sometimes duck, garrofó (a variety of lima or butter bean), and optionally snails. Artichoke hearts and stems may be used as seasonal ingredients. Olive oil is used as a base, and saffron and (sometimes) whole rosemary branches are used as seasoning.

Watch Vampire's Kiss, it's the most amazing Bad Nic Cage Film.

GOD DARN IT I FORGOT TO ASK HER IF SHE PLAYED RESIDENT EVIL. CONFIRMED: They go on Star Trek Wiki in the critically panned third episode of TNG, The Naked Now. From Wikipedia: "Meanwhile, acting on a hunch by Commander Riker (Jonathan Frakes), who had read a book on past starships named "Enterprise" and found a previous mention of someone taking a shower fully clothed in its pages, Lt. Cdr. Data (Brent Spiner) locates a historical record identifying the ailment as similar to one encountered by Captain Kirk's USS Enterprise."

Political topics this week, such as impeachment, Marxist philosophy, climate change, and the goose game.

EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: THE PROBLEM WITH THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A LINK TO THE PAST!

Well, there was a Spectrum outage so we got cut short again! COINCIDENCE???

This was shaping up to be such a good episode, too!

Today 4 U, tomorrow for Maddy's dumbass dog. ...I hate RENT tbh.

We're jocks now.

Took me a while to get around to editing this one so you probably don't care to hear us talk about the recent Dem debate. Oh well! We also talked about Fire Emblem, Smash Bros and Gerard Butler.

We recorded this episode before the CATS (2019) trailer came out so it feels so out of date now. Maddy lost some chunks of audio? I tried to edit around it.

We discuss Super Mario Maker 2, Reggie, Frankenstein, and Summer Games Done Quick 2019. Bernard's Maker ID is KXV-FCK-06G. Maddy's is Q3G-4NR-XFF (not that she's uploaded any levels yet). Also my Normal mode high score has increased to 13 since recording!

We discuss all some of the news from the E3 press conferences. Sorry my audio quality is low, it'll be better than ever starting next week. Sorry Maddy lost literally half her audio so this is an abbreviated episode. It would have been our longest yet. I have cut her salary.

We've got all the Hot E3 Scoops a week early!

We get MAD at trading card games and hot voice actors and the options button!!!

John Wick Chapter 3 spoilers from 4:20 (nice) to 32:06. Detective Pikachu spoilers from 35:27 to 1:07:00. Oh god we referred to Detective Pikachu as "shocking" multiple times. I'm sorry.

Bernard is SICK. Sorry for being confused and slow. I tried to edit out the sniffles.

We discuss a bunch of extremely normie stuff like Assassin's Creed, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, MCU, and Hunger Games. Also Metal Gear Solid, David Lynch, Mark Frost, goblins and more.

Sorry about the construction outside Maddy's window! Perhaps it adds some ~texture~ to the ~soundscape~?

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss Lord & Miller, Shazam!, narcs, crimes, using the bathroom during movies, Indiana Jones, and more.

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss Jordan Peele's Us (SPOILERS from 19:35-58:40 (holy cow)), Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, Samuel L. Jackson, P o n k y, and more. I shouted PAM GRIER while editing this when it came to "What was the woman[in Jackie Brown]'s name...?"

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss Alita: Battle Angel (for real this time), Q*intin T*rantino, the DRSCU, Forza Horizon 4, Final Fantasy X, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, difficulty levels, languages, French cinema, and more.

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss the hot new Marvel movie Ant-Man and the Wasp, other MCU stuff, the Horrible Sonic, the Wonderful Pikachu, the Great Gatsby, the Harry Potter, and more.

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss discourse, Pokémon Sword and Shield, Twin Peaks, Tetris, and, inevitably, the Oscars. Cover Illustration by Noel Rivera (@coeurdenoel) Intro Music: "the shadow lengthens (introit)" from In the Long Shadow of Reverb Mountain by Dragon Warrior

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss the February Nintendo Direct, Mario Maker memories, Crackdown 3, Smash Bros., Dragon Ball Z, Fortnite Festival, Spongebob's heated gaming moment, and more. Cover Illustration by Noel Rivera (@coeurdenoel) Intro Music: "the shadow lengthens (introit)" from In the Long Shadow of Reverb Mountain by Dragon Warrior

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) discuss Kingdom Hearts, The Great Gatsby, Advance Wars, Pokemon, the Dernaissance, the Reevesaissance, the brands, and more. Cover Illustration by Noel Rivera (@coeurdenoel) Intro Music: "the shadow lengthens (introit)" from In the Long Shadow of Reverb Mountain by Dragon Warrior

Bernard (@davidbernardh) and Maddy (@spiffl) talk BioWare, Star Wars, action movies, Ralph Northam, faves, problematic faves and more in their debut episode.   Cover Illustration by Noel Rivera (@coeurdenoel) Intro Music: "the shadow lengthens (introit)" from In the Long Shadow of Reverb Mountain by Dragon Warrior