Holy Snokes

We are heading to Star Wars Celebration in Tokyo! Getting Lesley ready for a "con." Patches, pins, stickers. New shows, more Andor. (Yes, please). Fan girling and boying. A Women of the Galaxy meet-up and we speculate about the tensile strength of a security rope.

This is it!!! Reylo. Fam fiction. Daddy issues...again. "I'm not crying, you're crying." JJ Abrams returns? Plus, some more Hux. What a final episode. What a special day. Wait, it is Star Wars Day too!? Perfect. Wait, this isn't the final episode? Do we have to watch the Clone Wars movie, too?!

Oh, the controversy. Good, bad, or something else?! Do you know who needs a hug? This Hux guy. Kylo is mad...at everyone. Forget hugs, these people need some therapy.

Kylo, Rey, and JJ. Remembering the hype. Ignoring that annoying family member. That FinnPoe bromance. The yin and yang of Star Wars. Come on, people, leave Luke alone. Pew pew!!

Solo, Rogue One, and Ahsoka. All in one spoiler-free episode.* (*Correction, nope.) Darth Maul channels Oscar the Grouch, what is the mafia?, Solo...uh...moving on, it's Mom Martha, right?, Jyn

They said it was impossible. ("That's impossible!!") A new episode of Holy Snokes has completed its training. In this episode...Celebration!, Ashoka, so many shows, more Ashoka, and Fennec plays "Desert Island" with John Williams v. Dave Filoni. Punch it, Chewie.

Lesley and Mia are back. This time we are talking clones, both regular and bad batches. Old Palpatine's smile. A little appreciation for Padmé. The misunderstood mind of Anakin Skywalker. Oh, Obi-Wan looking good in this one. And Mia has some questions for George Lucas.

Attack of the Clones? More like attack of Jango Fett on my heart. Plus Anakin attacks Padmé with awkward moves. Writing apology notes to Ahmed Best, sand everywhere, space politics, and Jedi Joe Biden?! Lesley and Mia kill this episode. They kill all of it!!

Now, this is podcasting! Finally, Episode 1. Jar Jar, taxes, Titantic, that ponytail, Qui Gon-un. Plus, Keira Knightley...wait, really? Is Darth Maul still alive? Was Jar Jar a good character? Meesa thinks so.

Finally, a Luke we can all get behind—dressed in all black and all business. Mia and Lesley also cover the effects of space comas, fraggles, Love It or List It Death Star Edition, forest ponchos, Ewoks, and our dog Freddie! The force is strong in this episode.

The all hype episode! New Star Wars projects are discussed. Mia shares her one wish with Dave Filoni. Turduckens, that kiss, swamps, the new Lando hotness, and Fathers lending a hand.

Lipgloss. How to pronounce "galactic". Imperial health insurance plans. Throwing shoes at Darth Vader. Plus, everyone’s favorite Aunt Beru. Luke? Luke!? LUKE!!!

A new podcast, a new hope, and new questions. Embark with Mia and Lesley as they discuss favorite characters, thoughts on A New Hope, and J.Lo. Plus Han Solo, strong opinions about Natalie Portman, and solving the mystery of missing space underwear.