I Read the News Today, Oh Boy!

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Like your news with a side of humor? Aidan Ryan and Lowell Glovsky break down everything from major national stories to weird local topics with an often twisted perspective.

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  • Jun 3, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 47m AVG DURATION
  • 24 EPISODES


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It Was A Fate Worse Than Death, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 47:27


Our regular hosts are joined this week by Rafie as we debate Biden's Vice Presidential strategy. We additionally lead Rafie through a wild ride of his personal hell and heaven. Making a surprise appearance is returning segment, MONKEY WATCH! We wish to support the safety and health of those on the front lines of the Black Lives Matter protests. We encourage our audience to seek out voices and artists in the black community for information and their perspectives. We will be posting as many resources as possible on our Facebook page.   Recorded on 5/25/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsohboy

Reduced to Pigeons, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 53:10


Let's take "The Direct Cuomo Amtrak Express" to where they talk about the Coronavirus things! Yes, it is time to revisit COVID-19 and the roaring debate about how and when the country should reopen. Forgoing a weird article, we turn to Wikipedia to discuss the worst way to play hide and seek! Recorded on 5/11/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsohboy

Eternal Brown Bag Foul, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 47:56


This week, Nate joins our regular hosts to discuss men in barrels in the Philippines and Colorado, ghosts in Indonesia, Zombies in Ohio, all of Britain's weirdest May events, and Morman-Morman, Morman Mormans. You can find Nate's artwork @arugulaoglethorpe on Instagram and his music at arugulaoglethorpe.bandcamp.com Three Busy Debras airs New Episodes Sundays @ 10PM MT/Midnight ET on Adult Swim. Recorded on 4/18/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: .......... Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsohboy

Bread as a Filling, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 55:25


In honor of the last day of Passover, I pose you with these Four Questions: Know you nothing of your language? 'Cause what are you doing with your quarantine? Oh gosh, what's the technical term? Why isn't he charging interest? Answer: It's a sexual thing. In this week's episode, Aidan, David, and Lowell are joined by Rebeccah to discuss unique things people are doing in isolation, how ancient cultures wiped before toilet paper, and a "sandwich," oh boy! Recorded on 04/04/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

There's No M. Evans of That, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 47:10


In the before times in a distant land, there was a sea cook who had a Simpsons obsession. He was endlessly attractive, and all of his neighbors vowed to marry him. One day the sea cook went further out upon his sea tractor than ever before, and he found himself face to face with the enormous member of a giant. He bobbed and he weaved to avoid the thrashing of the giant's club, The Phallus to Mock His Puritanism. The sea cook sent a telegraph back to his many fiancés just before - SLAM - his sea tractor was crushed by the giant's club. Back on shore, his betrotheds read his final message: "Party God, Wayne. Potty Guard, Garth." In this episode, we are looking toward the lighter side. Things that will not be discussed: the difference between telegraphs and telegrams, the first two presidential campaigns of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and the current status of the COVID-19 outbreak. So sit back, relax, and take in some facts. Recorded on 03/22/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

I Was Much Younger and More Idealistic at the Time, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 65:55


Listening from the safety of your homes? Great! In this episode Aidan, David, and Lowell manage to completely avoid talking about YOU KNOW WHAT! AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY! So relax nestled in your house/bunker, smothered in toilet paper, and wearing the world's last medical mask, and enjoy a soothing discussion in the now trivial world of politics. Also in this episode: the most rectangular nation, a dangerous drug dirk, and the phrase "I was a roly-poly butterball as a kid," OH BOY! Recorded on 03/07/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

Assper the Friendly Ghost, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 57:14


"You smell something strange In your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? I Read The News Today, Oh Boy!   You can't stop laughing And it don't feel good Who ya gonna call? I Read The News Today, Oh Boy!   They ain't afraid of no virus. They ain't afraid of no virus."   Recorded on 02/29/2020 (LEAP DAY) Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

The Fork Was Never Found, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 56:35


WELCOME TO THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SEASON 2! In this NEW YEAR of 2020, a NEW HOST David joins Aidan and Lowell on a NEW EPISODE following the lives of some grotesquely voracious eaters, what went horribly awry with the Iowa Caucus, and the new record for commercial travel across the Atlantic. The same segments you know and love in a NEW FORMAT! Alternate Episode Names: "Cockeyed Cauci," "Poseidon Pursued Plane," or "NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW," Oh Boy! Recorded on 02/09/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

The Zone of Death, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 50:20


Well howdy there listener! In the penultimate episode of season one of IRTNT,OB!, Aidan and Lowell discuss the impending impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump's actions in Ukraine. Also, in our first ever POP WATCH segment, we are keeping up with the Carters. And we wrap things up with a treacherous loophole. Recorded on 10/07/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

Good Ol' Jerry Mander, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 48:00


I'll be back! To tell you about threats to our democracy! In this episode, Aidan and Lowell tackle the Governator's latest maniacal menice: Gerrymandering. Also, how do Muslims pray in space? And then it gets gross. Really gross. That's not a warning, but a promise. Recorded on 09/23/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

He May Be Hitler, But He Ain't Making No Lampshade Out Of Me, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 55:00


Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! Aidan and Lowell have another special guest! This time George Hider joins our dynamic duo to discuss...SPORTS?!?! Meanwhile, Hitler bare's his ugly head. Alternate Titles: "Bury's Buried" or "...And That Was My Eighth Grade Ruined" or 'Mr. Ellis, D.", Oh Boy! Recorded on 09/05/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

Peeing in a Chastity Belt, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019


We are back with a vengeance! In this episode Aidan and Lowell take things up a notch. First episode capping an hour! First episode with a special guest! First episode to be re-taped due to technical failures! Special guest David Brummer joins to talk about the danger and absurdity of modern conspiracies. Alternate titles for this episode: "We Ate a Zoo" or "Public Sex Room" or "A Cache of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Urine", Oh Boy! Welcome back to the world of weird news! Recorded on 08/21/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

2019 are you OK? Are you OK 2019?, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 53:53


It's the end of the world and not even Bruce Willis can save us now. Aidan's greatest weakness has come to get him, SCIENCE!!!!! Lowell comes to the rescue to help discuss just how close we came to a catastrophic collision with a celestial object, designated 2019 OK, last week. In other news, a fight on a cruise may or may not have included a clown and an imposter princess also in "fancy dress." Recorded on 7/29/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

It's Not My Default, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 43:54


The US is a little strapped for cash right now...anybody got some temp work they need done? Meanwhile, Aidan and Lowell discuss a pair of rebellious fliers. Recorded on 7/14/2019 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Next Episode will be released on 7/31/2019

Wrecked Dems, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 50:54


"The Democrats have too many toppings!" -Arlo the Pizza Troll from Zoombinis Following the first Democratic Presidential debate of 2019, Aidan and Lowell try to narrow the field. Also in this episode, some spiteful properties and the things that got stuck from 2018. Recorded on 7/1/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

As Slow As Possible, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 47:23


WELL HELLO THERE! On this episode Aidan and Lowell discuss a very important SCOTUS case! Then, it's on to a riotous reaction in Israel and a sensationally sluggish symphony. No, the title is not reference to the turnaround time of this episode... Recorded on 6/3/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Next Episode will be released on 7/3/19

It's a Lot of Pooping, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 44:33


What do two men walking through a room of mouse traps and two men recording a podcast segment about abortion legislation have in common? Hopefully a great deal of care. Aidan and Lowell also talk about an eminent ermine exercise and a pretty shitty superintendent. Recorded on 5/15/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

I am Adultor, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 46:29


This time on I Read the News Today, Oh Boy!: The constitution's in crisis! A serial killing tidal pool! And the most lustful of superheroes! Can Aidan and Lowell survive this week's episode? Tune in to find out! Recorded on 5/9/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

A Parrot Has No Name, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 48:36


A New Foe Has Appeared! CHALLENGER APPROACHING Not only does Donald Trump have Democrats to contend with, but now he has a Republican Primary contender, too! Also, Aidan and Lowell talk about an animal cartel and the best gift a mob boss can get his 17 year old son: Trash on Ice!   Recorded on 5/7/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

C4T - All Them Dems, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 9:54


In this Cut For Time segment from Episode 4, Aidan and Lowell discuss the many Democratic Candidates for President of the United States, super fast! Recorded on 4/29/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

Dirt in the Dirt, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 53:59


What? There are already people running for President in 2020? Over 20 of them!?! Well, I guess Aidan and Lowell will have to talk about some of the lesser known ones. Also in this episode: Human Recycling and a Notable Forger! Recorded on 4/24/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

Military Mary Poppins, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 37:57


Aidan and Lowell attempt and fail to solve Islamophobia and Anti-Semitism this week. In odder news, a giant goldfish and an umbrella wielding soldier! Recorded on 4/18/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

100% Bull 0% Bullshit, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 40:32


Cows, horses, and camels, oh my! This week we find ourselves coincidentally fixated on farm animals (and their sex lives). Our major story involves Joe Biden's excessive touching and the skewed sense of scale with recent scandals. Recorded on 4/4/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

A Report, Oh Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 35:14


This week we talk the Mueller Report summary, a golden peanut butter man, and some giants!   Recorded on 3/27/19   Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

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