I Read the News Today, Oh Boy!

Our regular hosts are joined this week by Rafie as we debate Biden's Vice Presidential strategy. We additionally lead Rafie through a wild ride of his personal hell and heaven. Making a surprise appearance is returning segment, MONKEY WATCH! We wish to support the safety and health of those on the front lines of the Black Lives Matter protests. We encourage our audience to seek out voices and artists in the black community for information and their perspectives. We will be posting as many resources as possible on our Facebook page.   Recorded on 5/25/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsohboy

Let's take "The Direct Cuomo Amtrak Express" to where they talk about the Coronavirus things! Yes, it is time to revisit COVID-19 and the roaring debate about how and when the country should reopen. Forgoing a weird article, we turn to Wikipedia to discuss the worst way to play hide and seek! Recorded on 5/11/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsohboy

This week, Nate joins our regular hosts to discuss men in barrels in the Philippines and Colorado, ghosts in Indonesia, Zombies in Ohio, all of Britain's weirdest May events, and Morman-Morman, Morman Mormans. You can find Nate's artwork @arugulaoglethorpe on Instagram and his music at arugulaoglethorpe.bandcamp.com Three Busy Debras airs New Episodes Sundays @ 10PM MT/Midnight ET on Adult Swim. Recorded on 4/18/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: .......... Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsohboy

In honor of the last day of Passover, I pose you with these Four Questions: Know you nothing of your language? 'Cause what are you doing with your quarantine? Oh gosh, what's the technical term? Why isn't he charging interest? Answer: It's a sexual thing. In this week's episode, Aidan, David, and Lowell are joined by Rebeccah to discuss unique things people are doing in isolation, how ancient cultures wiped before toilet paper, and a "sandwich," oh boy! Recorded on 04/04/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

In the before times in a distant land, there was a sea cook who had a Simpsons obsession. He was endlessly attractive, and all of his neighbors vowed to marry him. One day the sea cook went further out upon his sea tractor than ever before, and he found himself face to face with the enormous member of a giant. He bobbed and he weaved to avoid the thrashing of the giant's club, The Phallus to Mock His Puritanism. The sea cook sent a telegraph back to his many fiancés just before - SLAM - his sea tractor was crushed by the giant's club. Back on shore, his betrotheds read his final message: "Party God, Wayne. Potty Guard, Garth." In this episode, we are looking toward the lighter side. Things that will not be discussed: the difference between telegraphs and telegrams, the first two presidential campaigns of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and the current status of the COVID-19 outbreak. So sit back, relax, and take in some facts. Recorded on 03/22/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

Listening from the safety of your homes? Great! In this episode Aidan, David, and Lowell manage to completely avoid talking about YOU KNOW WHAT! AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY! So relax nestled in your house/bunker, smothered in toilet paper, and wearing the world's last medical mask, and enjoy a soothing discussion in the now trivial world of politics. Also in this episode: the most rectangular nation, a dangerous drug dirk, and the phrase "I was a roly-poly butterball as a kid," OH BOY! Recorded on 03/07/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

"You smell something strange In your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? I Read The News Today, Oh Boy!   You can't stop laughing And it don't feel good Who ya gonna call? I Read The News Today, Oh Boy!   They ain't afraid of no virus. They ain't afraid of no virus."   Recorded on 02/29/2020 (LEAP DAY) Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

WELCOME TO THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SEASON 2! In this NEW YEAR of 2020, a NEW HOST David joins Aidan and Lowell on a NEW EPISODE following the lives of some grotesquely voracious eaters, what went horribly awry with the Iowa Caucus, and the new record for commercial travel across the Atlantic. The same segments you know and love in a NEW FORMAT! Alternate Episode Names: "Cockeyed Cauci," "Poseidon Pursued Plane," or "NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW," Oh Boy! Recorded on 02/09/2020 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

Well howdy there listener! In the penultimate episode of season one of IRTNT,OB!, Aidan and Lowell discuss the impending impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump's actions in Ukraine. Also, in our first ever POP WATCH segment, we are keeping up with the Carters. And we wrap things up with a treacherous loophole. Recorded on 10/07/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

I'll be back! To tell you about threats to our democracy! In this episode, Aidan and Lowell tackle the Governator's latest maniacal menice: Gerrymandering. Also, how do Muslims pray in space? And then it gets gross. Really gross. That's not a warning, but a promise. Recorded on 09/23/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! Aidan and Lowell have another special guest! This time George Hider joins our dynamic duo to discuss...SPORTS?!?! Meanwhile, Hitler bare's his ugly head. Alternate Titles: "Bury's Buried" or "...And That Was My Eighth Grade Ruined" or 'Mr. Ellis, D.", Oh Boy! Recorded on 09/05/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

We are back with a vengeance! In this episode Aidan and Lowell take things up a notch. First episode capping an hour! First episode with a special guest! First episode to be re-taped due to technical failures! Special guest David Brummer joins to talk about the danger and absurdity of modern conspiracies. Alternate titles for this episode: "We Ate a Zoo" or "Public Sex Room" or "A Cache of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Urine", Oh Boy! Welcome back to the world of weird news! Recorded on 08/21/2019 Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Twitter: @newsohboy

It's the end of the world and not even Bruce Willis can save us now. Aidan's greatest weakness has come to get him, SCIENCE!!!!! Lowell comes to the rescue to help discuss just how close we came to a catastrophic collision with a celestial object, designated 2019 OK, last week. In other news, a fight on a cruise may or may not have included a clown and an imposter princess also in "fancy dress." Recorded on 7/29/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

The US is a little strapped for cash right now...anybody got some temp work they need done? Meanwhile, Aidan and Lowell discuss a pair of rebellious fliers. Recorded on 7/14/2019 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Next Episode will be released on 7/31/2019

"The Democrats have too many toppings!" -Arlo the Pizza Troll from Zoombinis Following the first Democratic Presidential debate of 2019, Aidan and Lowell try to narrow the field. Also in this episode, some spiteful properties and the things that got stuck from 2018. Recorded on 7/1/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

WELL HELLO THERE! On this episode Aidan and Lowell discuss a very important SCOTUS case! Then, it's on to a riotous reaction in Israel and a sensationally sluggish symphony. No, the title is not reference to the turnaround time of this episode... Recorded on 6/3/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com Next Episode will be released on 7/3/19

What do two men walking through a room of mouse traps and two men recording a podcast segment about abortion legislation have in common? Hopefully a great deal of care. Aidan and Lowell also talk about an eminent ermine exercise and a pretty shitty superintendent. Recorded on 5/15/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

This time on I Read the News Today, Oh Boy!: The constitution's in crisis! A serial killing tidal pool! And the most lustful of superheroes! Can Aidan and Lowell survive this week's episode? Tune in to find out! Recorded on 5/9/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

A New Foe Has Appeared! CHALLENGER APPROACHING Not only does Donald Trump have Democrats to contend with, but now he has a Republican Primary contender, too! Also, Aidan and Lowell talk about an animal cartel and the best gift a mob boss can get his 17 year old son: Trash on Ice!   Recorded on 5/7/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

In this Cut For Time segment from Episode 4, Aidan and Lowell discuss the many Democratic Candidates for President of the United States, super fast! Recorded on 4/29/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

What? There are already people running for President in 2020? Over 20 of them!?! Well, I guess Aidan and Lowell will have to talk about some of the lesser known ones. Also in this episode: Human Recycling and a Notable Forger! Recorded on 4/24/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

Aidan and Lowell attempt and fail to solve Islamophobia and Anti-Semitism this week. In odder news, a giant goldfish and an umbrella wielding soldier! Recorded on 4/18/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

Cows, horses, and camels, oh my! This week we find ourselves coincidentally fixated on farm animals (and their sex lives). Our major story involves Joe Biden's excessive touching and the skewed sense of scale with recent scandals. Recorded on 4/4/19 Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com

This week we talk the Mueller Report summary, a golden peanut butter man, and some giants!   Recorded on 3/27/19   Twitter: @newsohboy Email: newsohboy@gmail.com