I watch movies with people, and we talk about said movies. Sometimes we are funny, but that is subjective.
Brent and I watched the second movie of the Twilight Saga. We go off on a lot of tangents, and I eat chips into my mic a bit. Sorry. Email any questions, comments, concerns, or insults to claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Kayla and I watched Level 16. It was like the show Face Off, but instead of using prosthetics, they used little girls' faces. Email any questions, comments, concerns, insults, or requests for life advice to claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Kayla and I watch a spooky horror movie that was really long and confusing. The horrifying ghosts were very spooky, but that pales in comparison to the truly spooky part of this movie: marrying a British person. Email any questions, comments, concerns, insults, or requests for life advice to claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Kayla and I watched Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. I'd be fucking pissed if that cat beat me in a sword fight.
Kayla and I watched Knock at the Cabin. Ron Weasley gets beaten to death with medieval-ish weapons. 10/10
Brent and I watched the new show Velma. Jinkies! This sucked ass. Questions, comments, concerns or insults? Email clay watchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Kayla and I watched Sightless. This is why you don't lock Andy Samberg look-alikes in basements. Email any questions, comments, concerns, or insults to claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Ethan and I watched Minions: The Rise of Gru. There was a lot of minion ass. Send any questions, comments, concerns, or insults to claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Brent and I watched Twilight. I'm on Team Jacob. He's on Team Edward. There's tension. Email questions, comments, concerns, or insults to claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com
Kayla and I watched a "classic" horror movie. The demon trapped in the cellar should be a UFC announcer. I'd watch the hell out of that.
We're about 6 months late to the punch, but beating dead horses is fun(ny). Jared Leto needs to keep making these dogwater movies.
Brent and I are back in action with a Marvel movie! "It isn't the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being." -Martin Scorsese on Marvel movies
Brent and I watched a good movie because we just couldn't deal with the bad ones anymore. This one was funny in a weird way. We watch it so you don't have to
Brent and I found a movie at the dollar store and watched it. Good lord.
WE'RE BACK! Brent and I watched The Truman Show. Jim Carrey is a haha funny guy!
Paige and I watched possibly the most vulgar movie I've ever seen. She was wearing a mask, so her voice is muffled. I tried to equalize it, but who knows if that worked or not. Turn your volume up.
Brent and I watch a movie like we usually do. This one was pretty good, but I get pissed off around the 30-minute mark and start ranting about Rotten Tomatoes scores
Good sweet God did I forget how awful this movie was. The plot took us like 5 minutes to explain, and we're typically pretty good about not doing that, so that should tell you something. Brent hated it too.
Brent and I watch a classic slasher film, and, if there's one thing we've learned about classics, it's that they typically suck.
Good lord, this was bad. Really, really bad. One of the worst bird-based movies we've ever watched. Edited by Zach Venetos
Brent and I watch the worst movie ever made. It is impossible to explain how bad this movie is, but we gave it a shot.
Brent and I watch a 4-hour-long movie that was very racist and hard to understand. Spoiler: the South lost.
Brent and I now understand why Marilyn Monroe was as popular as she was after watching this. We also eat a hot chip and complain about it. Email us at claywatchesmovieswithpeople@gmail.com to recommend movies, comment on our content, or insult us.
Do you know anything about the Irish mob? That's what this movie that Brent and I watched is all about. I parked the car in the yard.
My mom and I watched a kung-fu movie from the 70s, and everybody was, in fact, kung-fu fighting.
Paige and I watch a cult classic. I liked it more than she did, I think.
Brent and I watch a fancy foreign film like the eloquent gentlemen we are. Too bad it was weird.
Brent and I watch a cheesy slasher film, and we share our opinions on it. I say an evil no-no word, so I censored the bad no-no words in this episode.
Brent and I watch Joe Dirt. I watched this movie a lot as a kid/teenager. My parents really like it and quote it a lot.
Brent and I watch the equivalent of a monkey version of The Passion of the Christ.
Brent and I watched Harpoon. It's like Jaws but without a shark. Kinda more like Life of Pi without the tiger the more I think about it.
Brent and I watch the equivalent of someone putting a kaleidoscope in front of your eyeballs and screaming in your ear. Brent enjoyed it at least.
Brent and I watch the best movie we've seen so far on this podcast. It's a mystery. Oooooooooooooo! Mystery!
Brent and I watched Willy's Wonderland. It's basically Five Nights at Freddy's with Nicholas Cage, so it's definitely worth watching.
This was hands down the best movie we've watched so far. Brent and I loled. You would probably lol as well if you watched it (lol means laugh out loud).
Brent and I watched The Lego Batman Movie, and we talk about it in this podcast. This podcast is much like the other podcasts we've done except we are talking about The Lego Batman Movie instead of the other movies we have talked about in the other podcasts.
Brent and I watched Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult and my God we did not want to talk about it. We sound like we're on tranquilizers the whole time, and we desperately try and talk about other movies instead.
Brent and I watched The Incredibles 2, and it was ok. Listen to the podcast if you want us to elaborate.
Brent and I watch Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, and we actually liked it. Weird right? If it can make pessimistic guys like us laugh then it might make you laugh too. I don't know. Whether you like this movie or not has no effect on this podcast.
Brent and I watch the musical La La Land, and, you guessed it, I did not care for it. Brent was neutral towards it.
Brent and I watched Annabelle Comes Home, and WOW this movie was not good. Please do not watch this movie. Our 20 minute review and critique is WAY scarier.
I had to watch Dead Man for a class. Brent joined me. This is the third movie from 1995 in a row that we've watched. Weird.
Brent and I watched the 1995 classic Friday. We talk about it.
We talk about the 1995 masterpiece Major Payne. I don't know what else to say about this.