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In the morning! From his studio in the basement of an abandoned amusement park —former legendary stage actor and televangelist Regis Jack will astound and enlighten you with his serious and absurd philosophical views on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. But be warned, this will be offensi…

Regis Jack, The Distracted Philosopher


    • Jan 30, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
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    Podcast Like No One is Dancing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2019 10:43


    This week is a completely unprepared look at the Dancing Plagues of the world!!!!   This is Season 12, episode 3 (aka #427) of “Maybe it’s the heroin talking” for Wednesday, January 30, 2019 Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Probe Of Uranus.com Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    The Witches of Dunning-Kruger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019 19:29


    This week is a completely unprepared look at Witch Burning and why people thought they were right about doing it.   This is Season 12, episode 2 (aka #426) of “Maybe it’s the heroin talking” for Wednesday, January 16, 2019 Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Probe Of Uranus.com Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    The Reintroduction of Jegis Rack

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 13:56


    This week I finally get back to the show with a rambling that’s sure to make you realize why you like not listening in first place.   This is Season 12, episode 1 (aka #425) of “Maybe it’s the heroin talking” for Wednesday, January 9, 2019 Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Probe Of Uranus.com Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    The Internal Limits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2018 11:46


    This week I am just going to talk. My notes are messed up, so I’m just going to talk.   This is episode s11e15(423) for Monday, October 22, 2018 Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Probe Of Uranus.com Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    Sorry Daddy, I've Been Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 25:15


    This week I explain where I’ve been and catch up on many distractions. This is episode s11e14(422) for Monday, October 15, 2018 Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Probe Of Uranus.com Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    No Pants Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2018 21:45


    In this episode I talk about the lack of pants in the summer and how men are dicks. This is episode s11e13(421) for Monday, July 9, 2018 and clocked in at 21 minutes, 45 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack 

    Talking to Yourself (or Myself)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 15:37


    In this episode I talk about depression, suicide, and talking — I know, sounds like hoot eh? This is episode s11e12(420) for Monday, June 25, 2018 and clocked in at 15 minutes, 36 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack 

    Reply Hazy Try Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2018 16:26


    In this episode I look to the Magic 8-Ball for answers, and other stuff. This is episode s11e11(419) for Monday, May 28, 2018 and clocked in at 16 minutes, 25 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack 

    Initiate GISH Protocol

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2018 15:56


    In this episode I talk about GISH, my anxiety, and other stuff. This is episode s11e10(418) for Monday, April 30, 2018 and clocked in at 15 minutes, 56 seconds   Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack 

    The TOS of Dirty Laundry

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 16:29


    In this episode Terms of Services, privacy of your data, and how the world love your dirty laundry. This is episode s11e09(417) for Monday, April 23, 2018 and clocked in at 16 minutes, 28 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack 

    Forced. Degraded. Controlled.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2018 33:36


    In this episode I use the words forced, degraded, and controlled several times — because that’s what’s happening to us. This is episode s11e08(416) for Monday, April 9, 2018 and clocked in at 33 minutes, 35 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack 

    Accidental Tequila Ice Cubes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2018 22:54


    In this episode I don’t talk about cryptocurrency because John Oliver did that already because he read my mind.   This is episode s11e07(415) for Wednesday, March 14, 2018 and clocked in at 22 minutes, 53 seconds   Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack   

    Death Is Life's Change Agent

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2018 32:11


    Forgive me father for I have sinned, it’s been 14 days since my last podcast. In this episode I’m actually going to talk about the gun debate — pretty much — I can’t avoid it. This is episode s11e06(414) for Wednesday, February 28, 2018 and clocked in at 32 minutes, 10 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack   

    Anti-VD Day Checklist

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018 14:19


    In this episode I talk about my Anti-VD Checklist for when you are along on Valentine’s Day. This is episode s11e05(413) for Wednesday, February 14, 2018 and clocked in at 14 minutes, 19 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack   

    Quo Vadimas

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2018 17:58


    In this episode I ask, Where are we going? And I explain, “And sometimes Y”.   This is episode s11e04(412) for Monday, February 5, 2018 and clocked in at 17 minutes, 57 seconds   Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    Next Universe Please!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 21:39


    In this episode I talk about how I almost died (again), freedom of speech, and other stuff. This is episode s11e03(411) for Monday, January 29, 2018 and clocked in at 21 minutes, 39 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    My God, What Have We Done?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2018 14:25


    In this episode I talk about why I’m sad for humanity. This is episode s11e01(410) for Monday, January 22, 2018 and clocked in at 14 minutes, 25 seconds Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack   

    My Futures So Bright, I Gotta Rip My Eyeballs Out Of My Skull

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2018 27:26


    In this episode I talk about the future and my series of unfortunate fraking events. But first, let me say this, “There are literally thousands of #starwars stories - just because the ones you loved weren’t made into a movie doesn’t mean the new movies are bad” - The Distracted Philosopher This is episode s11e01(409) for Monday, January 15, 2018 and clocked in at 27 minutes, 25 seconds. Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack   

    I Say, "SAY10"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2017 11:55


    In this episode I talk about …. Actually, this isn't a typical show, no transitions or theme song — I'm just gonna get started. If you don't know me, I'm Regis Jack, aka the Philacted Disphor, and this is Distracted Euphoria. This is episode s10e43(408) for Monday, November 27, 2017 and clocked in at 11 minutes, 55 seconds   Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack

    I'm Afraid Of The Beginning

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2017 15:59


    In this episode I talk about my fear of society burning me at the stake and Mykl users a sports analogy to talk about people and change (not dimes and quarters). Please like and share this with your friends, family, enemies, and frenemies Discover more of my content on Disphor.com and Patreon.com/regisjack  Join the official FB page facebook.com/regisjack  Need more? Twitter.com/regisjack  Special thanks this episode to Mykl’s @ Rhetoric of The Idle Mind      

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