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John’s new laptop, Boyd can’t see, drinking and bathing in the afternoon, butter fun, car oil confusion and bastard roots.

Spectacles update, Amazing Grace, sexist posters, Batman, sleep monitoring, Rufus, birds, guns, chickens, spiders, talcum powder, gin, broccoli, and Brexit panic buying.

Spectacles update, wood pigeon wars, the price of petrol, s pillowcase full of port, DIY stories from the front line, down the pub, John's hard hat, more DIY.

Boyd and John discuss a new show title, pant and sock strategy, dishwashers (again), coat hangers, having a crit, Psychology for eCommerce, Solihull, eating tar, and parrots.

The boys cover so much ground in this week's jam-packed episode including the EuroBob, the papier-mâché penis, doctor diary fake news, Arthur Askey's busy bee, the annoying Shed Man, and how to win friends and influence people.

Dishwashers, Radio 2 and Sally Traffic nonsense, annoying teenager music, Uncle Tom's Print Box, John's furry ear, Christmas presents.

In this sparkling episode, topics include John Carpenter; They Live, Twitter, John is on holiday again, nudist sunbathing and its relationship to the Fendi Scarf, compensation blues, things that don't do anything, and how mean is John.

John and Boyd hatch their enterprising business plans, Boyd buys another pair of glasses, John goes on holiday again, and the lads chat about what3words.com.

John is on holiday again, no drinking and gout update, Martin Parr's spine, the cat sat in the window, John nearly went to China, Liverpool, and the Big C.

Andy the Roofer; is John an alcoholic?; cave divers are insane; plumbers v graphic design; First Man film review; grout (not funny); is John Homer Simpson?; John whinges about not having a new car; Boyd’s cleaner (Sue Springclean and Things go better with Coke.,

In this glowing episode we discover that most Hollywood cinema goes completely over Boyd’s head; Steve Davis knows people; cushions; John’s radioactive foot and William Morris sells out.

In this week's exciting episode Boyd and john discuss the secrets of success, texting terrors, spiders, Inuit throat singing and hot air ballooning.

John and Boyd discuss John's farting ring tone, slag off Henri Cartier-Bresson, and discuss John's campiness.

In this woefully poor episode (cut short due to technical problems and general incompetence) John and Boyd lift the curtain for a behind-the-scenes look at their podcasting stats before these two design titans have a full and frank conversation about their logo design. Moving on to the proper show content the boys chat about vegetarians.

Boyd and John discuss the Lindisfarne Festival, Errol Brown's dodger, art v graphic design, the Venice Biennale, fussy eaters and a bit of gardening chat.

John and Boyd discuss 70's British wrestling, Pontins Holidays, and the Cif bathroom cleaner dilemma.

Boyd and John discuss The Guinness Book of Records, The Millennium Bug, Booking Fees, Brexit (sorry) and John's Organ!

Boyd and John discuss TV cooking programs, the relationship of graphic design to art, and DJ's new Instagram spurt.

Boyd and John discuss willies, ducks, teenage porn and the NFSC logo.

In this particularly boring episode Boyd and John discuss microphones, choosing the podcast name, John is on Holiday again, and Boyd trying to read.

Boyd and John discuss why you never see John Shuttleworth and Graham Fellows in the same room together, Jeremy Bentham's head, how to intimidate your neighbour and Leslie Grantham being dead again.