Fantasy Football, wild antics, Nick and the Dick cover all of your fantasy needs along with deep insight in to what's happening around the league. Come for the Football but stay for the laughs. New show each week!!!
We say farewell to Nick for a third time, and even we are starting to doubt its true. Too many Colt McCoy sex jokes for our liking.... We break down week 13 and predict week 14 ...Enjoy or don't...
This week took so damn long we didn't know what to do....Nick returns to say goodbye ...again. We talk recap of NFL week 12 and brought back RABBID FIRE!!! you dont read this anyways so whatever....tail or fade...BOL
The whole gang is here for this one, cuz you know....its THANKSGIVING. Sorry, in advance.
We have a not so special guest this week. Carson Wentz sucks more than ever since we can say that now....dReW lOcK sHoUlD rEtIrE....and we provide some an depth fantasy analysis that you just cant miss. Nick gives us some 100% legitimate interviews with some stars across the league. You don't want to miss this one folks...we promise. So sit back, relax, and take the ride....TAKE IT....TAKE THE RIDE DAMNIT
Well, we say goodbye to The Nick, (maybe...we guess??) the only way we know how, b annoying Josh for most of the episode. Will Phillip Rivers power be enough to keep The Nick from leaving the show forever?? Does the DICK live in a simulation?? Was Nick ever even real????? Find out, maybe, on this weeks episode of Therapy with Tyler. Some Voicemails at the end.... Enjoy the nonsense.
You know what, we don't even know.....there's likely some football stuff, I think someone cried.....ELECTION NIGHT ....or more like election week Whatever...here's an hour of nonsense per usual.
With the winds of change churning through the space time continuum, we embark upon a journey so dramatic that even the one referred to as Stephen and the valiant hosts, Nick and the DICK, find themselves paralyzed by fear, trepidation, and an all encompassing sense of poor judgment. They all could foresee what was to come, yet no one did anything to stop it. As it was once before, it shall be again, and they deserve everything that's coming for them. THE VOICEMAIL EPISODE HAS AWOKEN!!!
The boys are back with expert level analysis and pure unfiltered professionalism. Our CenPapi Andrew stops by the to weigh in on the state of the NFL with detailed metrics and nuanced taeks. A tour de force , Analytical utopia. Unfettered class and poise. So buckle up, because that's all a LIE and this episode probably sucks. STATS
In a world where a pandemic is throwing the sports world in to chaos, Dak is lost, Dalton rises, and Tyler is outed as a Ben Folds Five Fan......Join us on his journey through self discovery and this week in the sports world. Enjoy....
Its The Nicks week to write the rundown, so all bets are off. What the hell does that even man anyways. We get in to The Nick's new segment "Players Play" while The DICK wants to rail about some Lib stuff going on in the world right now, but instead he gives you advice on who to fade (BUY). Also, Stephen is here.....CUBS SUCK...and the Bears ruined our Democracy...THANK PHILIP RIVERS....THIS PLACE SUCKS.
The revival rolls on with less direction than ever and way more politics. Nick was day drunk so he was putting forth less effort than usual, The DICK starts choking mid-show and has another near death experience....if he dies....he dies....Josh staves off being called Stephen and we talk about football....I think. Either way..enjoy it...or don't....it simply doesn't matter.....
Improbable wins, excessive injuries, .....Kirk Cousins...., Back up QBs, members of the show attempting to be renamed Stephen, Cardigans, hYpOcRiTeS, and ....attempted murder?!? All here on the latest edition of Nick and the Dick Podcast, brought to you in part by Fred's Bookie Services and Anabolic Steroids.... Get yo body jacked, and your wallet fat.
In a world where a dark, orange hue has enveloped all that once shimmered and shone with a sheath of treacherous filth, a beacon of light emerges from the hollow void that once bred the very reason for our existence. The Brothers Dunk are back and they're sick of this shit too.
Were back again from yet another hiatus. The guys all managed to get sick and it was and ugly scene..that is beside the point. Were back to discuss the latest news in the NFL and discuss late surging players that you should target and possibly some guys that you should look to move on from. Enjoy the shenanigans
We are back after our bye week.....The Nick has decided it was time for his annual Run Down for the show. So this show will take a turn....we cover all the trades that happened at the deadline and the implications for each team in this Halloween Spooktaculuar. The Dick finishes off with a LIVE RABID FIRE, and Nick wrote a song....
ITs the Le'Veon Dont live here no mo' edition. THis week the guys go over the Week 7 prenictions, we give you the RIP in piece teams that are just awful, as well as our HOT TAEKS AS USUAL! Tyler does his week 6 rabid fire ...I mean ...is this really still a thing? IDK you tell us...... LETS GO MINIONS, HALF WAY THERE LETS TAKE IT HOME!
Sorry for the delay in dropping this one fam!! We had a special guest on and we talk week 6 prenicktions. Youre also in store for a treat when Nick tries his version of RAbbit Fire to go with The DICKS RABID FIRE. There are some hot Taeks in this one so check it out!!! LEGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We're 1/4 way through the season and its time to start making the tough moves. LeVeon Bell has a return date, but can you wait it out?? The NAD crew weigh in on Bell and knocks out another prenicktions for week 5, while the DICK goes off on RABID FIRE. Also, tune in and find out how not to swim in the ocean.......WEEEEK 5 LEGGGOOOOOOOO MINIONS
WEEK 3 is in the books and the DICK runs through Rabbid Fire to fill you in, Week 4 is uppon us and we dive in to week 4 games and player breakdowns. We hit on the tough matchups and discuss who you should expect to have a big day, and those guys who will have a hard time. Lets GOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy Minions
Week 3 is here already and Nick and the DICK pod is here to help you win, we go over league current events and then dive right in to our Prenicktions for the week. THis episode is rather long cuz the dick was a little long winded...but you know thats the norm....enjoy fam and LEGGOOOOOOOOO
THE GUYS DIVE IN TO WEEK TWO PRENICKTIONS FOR EACH GAME AND WE BREAK DOWN THE PLAYERS WE THINK YOU SHOULD START AND AVOID. THE END OF THIS SHOW...AND NEW BET WAS MADE.....IF YOU NAD FAITHFUL CAN GET US 100 REVIEWS,,,,..THE DICK WILL DO SOMETHING HE WILL REGRET.... ENJOY MINIONS AND LETS ROCK WEEK 2 WITH SOME DUBS
The guys react to week one, we discuss some BUST'S & BREAKOUTS, followed by who to trust and who to.....well,...do the opposite of trust....you know...Also if there's one thing we've learned from week one...its that Nick is better at this than the DICK....also we find out just how well the DICK knows how to use a microphone....jesasssss ENJOY MINIONS AND BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR OUR WEEK 2 PRENICKTIONS EPISODE THAT WILL BE DROPPING SHORTLY AFTER THIS ONE DID!!!!
IT'S DEFINITLY BLEEPING SEPTEMBER EDITION!!! FOOTBALL STARTS NOOOOW!! Football is back and we're getting serious turds. There's a small spat over whether or not to call the segment "PRE-NICKTIONS" or PRE-DICKTIONS", but after all we're actually really helpful. Week One previews with some DFS tips mixed in and we pick our weekly winners (which we're actually keeping track of now). Lets DUNK on week 1 while we lose our minds about JOSH GORDON AND LE'VEON BELL. LEGGGGOOOOOOO MINIONS LETS WIN SOME LEAGUES
FOOTBALL IS BACK...SOON ASSHOLES...isn't that what @trademastaur usually writes? Probably-he swears too much...and that anger issue, dang. We hit on the big and little news from around the league and give our assesment. Then, go through guys to target, guys to avoid, and guys not to sleep on. Wow, phrasing... Enjoy Minions...6 more DAYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
We're almost there!! WEEK 3 is right around the corner, so we dive into The DICKS TIER BASED TIER RANKINGS THAT ARE TIERED for this upcoming season. Basically we find out rankings are hard, even if they are tiered. Player news from around the league kicks the show off, and the MYSTERY HYPE MAN STOPS BY TO BE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED. LEGGOOOOOOOOO............... NICK AND THE DICK HYPE TRAIN, CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
We did another, what the French call "L'episode" We Whalecumed NAD leage champ @sadlyalionsfan to the show this week who helped disperse our award-winning Dalvin Cook analysis as well as breaking down other players at their ADP, Draft Strategies, and Industrial Revolution metaphores. Also some guy at a turd live on the show......ENJOY MINIONS Disclaimer. This episode takes a little while to get in to we shoot the shit with Sadlyalions fan but if youre wondering the football talk starts at around 8 minute mark as usual.
FOOTBALL IS BACK!! At least for a few seconds and then it was gone again. If you're looking for a show that talks 5th through the 8th round player draft battles and sexual name jokes, then CLICK THE LINK!! Actaully, just click the link anyway, we're pretty great at this and think you'll love it. If you dont then you can LIGMA KGNAUGHTZZZ Enjoy MINIONS
In a world of confusion and fantasy angst, one podcast shines like a beacon of hope and championship winning knowledge. THIS IS NOT THAT PODCAST! From the people that brought you earlier episodes of The Nick and the DICK Podcast, comes another Nick and the DICK PODCAST. Thrill as we breakdown how to draft, who to draft, and what Kesha Fans are called....... ENJOY MINIONS
This is as good as it gets people... Two Brothers, The Movie present to you THE DYNASTY HYPE TRAIN RED ALERT DANGER ZONE QUICK SLANT SEGMENT!! Its everything you want in a dynasty podcast and whole hell of a lot of the shit you dont. Have you ever seen this movie called "DIE HARD"?? There is a right answer here.... Enjoy the shit show MINIONS!
WE'RE NOT DEAD YET A-HOLES!! Nick and the DICK Fantasy Football Podcast is back after a month off and ready to get in to where the rookies landed and more importantly, pin down the DICK to finally make good on his bet, FOR PEACE! The guys are in mid offseason form and ready to step all over each other and the NFL once again. Enjoy Minions
The Nick and The Dick Podcast presented by Nickelback is back with even more nonsense and I’m pretty sure we talk football too. We’re in full off season mode but somehow the NFL keeps creating news so naturally we have opinions. This podcast needs a hero to save it, and I’m not gonna stand here and wait. Enjoy Minions!
This episode was recorded at the end of Feb., but due to the Producer deciding to have another kid, it took him a month to get it out. What a lazy pile I mean Cmon....Anyways, This episode covers the EAGLES SUPERBOWL WIN. Cousins landing spots and just some off season hoopla. The DICK anounces our new little addition to the podcast. So listen up for that at the end of the show. We will let you know when we start to drop these little NAD tidbits!!!! ENJOY and were GLAD TO BE BACK...
This week the guys talk about the NFC and AFC championship games. We talk about some things to think about during the offseason when preping for next season and do a Playoff Rapidfire where we talk DFS plays and make our picks. The Dick also tries to brush off the turd he has to eat but Nick and I did not forgetand nor did you....its coming...so be on the look out.
Another PRENICKTIONS style episode we break down each game this weekend and give you the players we want to use and would stay away from. We hope you have enjoyed this as much as we have. If you want to call the HOT LINE 601-803-DICK hit us up we will be doing a V episode sometime and possibly a memories show and want to include our fans ....if we have any ...so hit us up leave a message and well Be back next week to WRAP UP THE SEASON!!!! WOOOO GOOD LUCK FAM WIN THAT SHIP
This week this episode starts with a NAD Speacial report with your friend Clem, he put together all of the Dicks rants about the infamous JSTEW TURD BET! It takes some time to get through but its worth it and we promise the football talk is right after. The NAD faithful will enjoy the montage :), we did it for you...... We Do a prenicktions episode and break down who we like and dislike for each game. GOOD LUCK IN THE SEMIS FAM!!!! Rate the pod and be sure to subscribe if you listen!! N&D
This is it.....what we've all been playing for all season long... the PLAYOFFS!! For most leagues they start this week and some may start next week. NICK AND THE DICK are here to get you ready for the big matchups and decide between those hard choices you'll have to make this week. We go over a bunch of RBS and debate starting Kareem Hunt...Or the other guy....then we dive in to WRs and will debate on who to play and who to fade and if you can trust Josh Gordon or not. There will be a surpise sit in this list....who could it be?? Find out NOW!!! We also hit a few replacement TE's for Gronk and possibly Ertz for you and some possible streamers.....ITS FINALLY HERE FAM..... THE PLAYOFFS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLEEEEEEETTTTTTSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOOD LUCK!
This week the crew is back together, and audio is good. :) We break down week 12 reactions and discuss players at RB and WR that have underperformed and guys that have been coming through clutch as of late. We answer some user questions at the end and we fill you in on how to join our Centaur Dynasty team that has a vacancy. Please rate and comment on the pod and also call the F****NG HOTLINE DUDES...ffs thanks bye
Nick is no where to be found, The Dick and Josh handle their own and hit the reactions and bring back Rapid Fire .....Happy Thanksgiving fam and GOOD LUCK WEEK 12
Prenicktions.....CUP TALK.....and the usual junk ....
This week the guys pay homage to a fellow league mate "MJ" and wish him a happy 21st birthday. We have the CenPapi himself ( @rozay ) from the Fantasy Life App on this week as our first ever guest to discuss players would rather have. We dive in to the mail bag and answer Fantasy Life App user questions and go overboard with the off topic stuff.....so bear with us ...it takes us some time to get through the intro and there is an extended outro!! So sit back ....tie one on, and ENJOY THE SHOW!!!!!! ITS CRUNCH TIME FAM WEEK 11....LEGGGOOOO! PS this episode is 1 hour and 25 minutes long....not 3 not 5 not 7 not 69.....just sayin...:)
The long awaited PreNICKtions show is back after technical difficulties were resolved. I have no fix for the "Timing" Issue this episode is only 51 minutes long, but we tackle every game for week 10 and break down which guys we like and dislike and who should be in your lineup Sunday!!! Good luck FAM, and ....oh yea....the DICK .....well ...he just can't help himself.... ENJOY!!
This week the guys react to week 9, we go in depth on players you should keep or should try to move right now to make that late push for the playoffs. We go over late season roster strategy and try to get you ready for week 10. GOOD LUCK FAM
This week the guys break down Week 8 reactions. We give you a rundown of guys that could be your league winners and guys that you should stay away from. We toe the line of acceptable humor and check out the hotline voicemails ....ENJOY AND GOOD LUCK WEEK NINE.....Home stretch ....lets go win a ship!!! Disclaimer...The File says 2+ hours but this episode is only 1 hour and 15 mintues long....still not sure why its doing that. Audio gets a little shaky at the end too cuz the DICK is still a noooooob.
Nick has PreNicktions. Tyler says stuff. Maybe Josh said stuff too. We got all the info you need for this weekend. You also get our "it's out a day late idiots" preview for TNF.
This week the guys get you loaded up for your league winning moves. The mid-way point is a week away and it’s time to make your push. We get into bye week trade strategies, players who numbers aren’t telling the whole story, Amari Cooper, Aaron Jones, why it’s hard to trust Atlanta, and why Carson Wentz makes us rock hard. Will Tyler have to eat a turd this week? Hahahah, no stop it. JStew sucks fam.
This week the guys dive in to week 6 reactions, more injuries, and we try a new segment called "TRUST OR BUST" where we break down some players from each position.....WEVE GOT MORE STATS....Some angry shout outs and the normal shenanigans. GOOD LUCK IN WEEK 7
This week, Nick offers a clear, concise recap of the fantasy highlights of the week that was. He runs down the big names and big busts while casting a shrewd, yet honest look at man's very essence. While toying into the inner workings of the NFL and humbly listing his told-you sos, Nick brings enlightment to an otherwise dark, hazy fantasy football landscape. Tyler and Josh said some stuff too. DISCLAIMER: Although its says it 3 hours or something, Josh assures me its only a little over an hour.
The guys dive in to the week 5 predictions and give you players to start and players to fade from each team and matchup. We put to rest the rapid fire segment that wasn't very rapid ....ever, and The Dick finally gets his song on the pod.... I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THESE KEEP POSTING THE WRONG TIMES, THIS IS ONLY ONE HOUR LONG ....NOT TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
The guys dive in to STATS, their week 4 reactions, and give you the players to keep an eye on and players you should be targeting right F*ing now. We talk about unlikely players that finished in the top ten for their position for week 4 and break down who we think will keep it up and those who will be missing in action next week. Also be on the look out FRIDAY for our Predictions episode!!! STATS!
This week the guys take stands on players they think you should hang on to, and we take a knee for the guys that you should try to move ASAP. We have big news, and lay the Rapid Fire segment to rest. Its quite the shit show .......
This week the guys dive in to some I told you so's from last weeks episode and we also eat some crow on the guys we got completely wrong. Things get heated as we dive in to another one of those not so rapid "Rapid Fire" sessions and also answer some user questions and check the voice mail to close it out. Good Luck in Week 3, NAD FAM! 8=====D--- PS this episode is only and hour and ten minutes, not sure why it posted as over two hours?? oh well!!
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