Safe Search

In this episode we discuss how there could be billions of ghosts among us (HAHA) that are overcrowding the entire Earth, as well as other topics such as the meaning of maturity and what our funerals would be like. Fortnite amogus sussy baka deez nutz aha goteeeeeeeem. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Happy belated New Years! Hopefully, you'll be hearing back from us before 2023. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

This is Eric. I'm not dead, I've just been very lazy and busy with the homework I procrastinate on as well as some stuff happening at home that made me busy too (nothing terrible happened, just that this sucked up any extra time I had on weekends). This episode is late because of these very reasons. I'm sorry. Btw Wordsearch puzzles are better than Crossword Puzzles no cap. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Colin can't get enough of himself, what a narcissist. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Come on, you have to know who Joe is. You've probably heard of him, he's pretty famous. Come on, it's obvious! Alright, I'll give you a hint. His last name, starts with an M. Do you know who he is now? You still don't know who he is? Alright alright, I'll tell you who he is. Joe is... If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Whether it's Santa's or my lap, you gotta choose one, that's just how it works. But if you really want, we also can talk about how many credits you need to be a senior... I'll give you a hint: it's between 18 and 20. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Just listen to my deep, sick but serious voice in this episode (this is Eric btw) and tell me you don't think I am a sigma male. I dare you. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

I literally can't get enough of Mamamoo, so today's thumbnail is in dedication of them. And in this episode, I messed up the audio, so you'll be hearing a lot of car noises. I'm sorry, this won't happen again sir. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Which movie is better? The Matrix or Inception? Listen to the episode to hear our answers! If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Yeah...mhm.....yeahhhhh.........mhmmmmmmmmm...In short, we basically talk about school food and lunch tables with an extra dash of censoring. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Colin gets an update in this episode, we talk about tarot cards and fortune telling, and I continue to reference Meatcanyon videos. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

On today's episode of how much would you sell your soul for: we test Michelle to see if she will stick to her principles despite the pestering of 2 baboons. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Nothing different happens in this episode, I swear! >:) If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Do you like eggs? If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Go buy a waffle maker, it'll make your life better. Also sorry for the annoying sound in the beginning, that was me, Eric, being a monke. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

I attempt to convince Colin that a black coffee mug that turns white and reveals a hidden face of Dio Brando saying "It is me! Dio!" after it's warmed up is cool. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

SAMSUNG SAM IS SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT IT'S INSANE. WHY DID SAMSUNG CANCEL THE PROJECT, WHY!? If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Hear me out: What if there was a T-Rex with a laser gun in its mouth? That would be a lot more plausible than say, a T-Rex with guns for arms. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Come on guys, don't make out in school. I swear to you, no one wants to see that. And if you're someone who likes other people watching you make out, you're pretty gross. On God. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

"... post it and call it the haunted episode, that's my final wish." - Eric Corona (2004-2021) If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

If human milk tasted good...would you drink it? Also, who would win, real life monster school hulk or mutant enderman? (YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO WON) If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Thank you to all of our fans for supporting us. We never thought we would get to this point, but we appreciate you all and are so grateful for you guys. We're so glad to have gotten the "perfect manners" award.

Lotta censoring had to be done for this episode, but it had to be done. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

*Bonk*, go back to horny jail, and please don't listen to this episode if you are one of our teachers. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

I shot Carol in this episode. I let my emotions control me and I pulled the trigger. I'm sorry for my actions guys, it won't happen again. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Of course, being gamers, we had to dedicate a whole episode to talking about the current state of video games. To make it even better, we invited the embodiment of the word "gamer" himself, Harim. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/SafeSearchPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Carol Convertible If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/SafeSearchPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

You cannot use the double gulp cup for the fucking slurpee, here, right here, this is slurpee cup-You do this every time, every time you make a big deal out of this. I always pay for it, wh-what's wrong? You wanna be my friend let's be friends-THIS ONE IS THE SLURPEE CUP-I don't CARE about your slurpee cup. Look at what you did, you made a mess. *kicks slurpee cup and makes a bigger mess* If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/SafeSearchPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

I (Colin) ended up editing the audio for this episode, so now what was supposed to be Eric's pain became mine...oh, the karma. But this was actually quite fun, just time consuming. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

I'm sorry, but it actually isn't Corpse Husband in this episode, but it's someone even more special. He might even be more to your liking than Corpse and much more readily available as well. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Please don't take offense if you're Danish, but you gotta admit, you're a snack. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Beeeeeeeeep beeeeep. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Profe teaches both of us many things as a teacher typically does. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Stone is such a lovely man. He cherishes Eric and I soooo much! We love him, and I hope you do too. :P If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Stone is a naughty bad biker boy, and NOT in a good way! >:) If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Don't hug me, I'm scared...daddy. >:) If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

In this episode of the critically acclaimed podcast, we talk about gift giving, our childhood, and a pull-up challenge. Also, we talk about how we've self-reflected since previous episodes and apologize unironically. We hope you forgive us :|. Btw, WE LOVE DINESH. WE NEED HIM! If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

This is one of our greatest episodes that make Colin and I laugh a lot when we listen back to it so we hope that you'll enjoy it as much as we do. We talk about our past teachers, how I keep doxing us (SPOILER IT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE), and most prominently, we bully Dinesh. This was a good episode, possibly the greatest, but we'll see. If you want to ask us questions, send them to our email and we'll most likely answer them in the next episode! safesearchpodcastinc@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon! I mean...only if you want to...uwu. We have 3 tiers that are pretty good imo but if you don't want to that's fine as well. https://www.patreon.com/SafeSearch Have a good day! >:) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

Colin is bad, and NOT in a good way. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

In this episode, we have world renowned guest Andy (no last name), and we talk about her website (https://www.quotev.com/dearphio, check it out if you like fanfics :)), MURDER (o_o), and Maturity xP. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

In this episode, Craig dies. We also play car game and talk about gender norms as well as the n-word. Can we get 50 likes for Craig's death ;( ??? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message

It's the first episode hurrayyyy. We tried our best to not be awkward and this is the result. We discussed what the podcast logo should be, how Stone loves his insane excuses to get out of things, and how Reese's peanut butter cups have extremely sweet peanut butter. Hope you're happy. >:) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/safesearchpodcast/message