The Ghoul Tank

This weeks episode has it all! $12,000 hotdog franchise ideas, the Loch Ness Monster, and Lachlans weird quarantine obsessions! This weeks creation is a doozy! We bring you Mascarlton. You know? Like Mascarlton? Get it? Eh, don't worry about it, it isn't even that good.      Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Email us at theghoultank@gmail.com Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. Stay Spooky, and Stay safe!

Howdy there spooks and spectres! We've got a short one for you today. Schedules are hard and the fact that this episode even happened is a miracle of chance. Anyway, this episode is quite a good time! We've got Coffee, Ninja Murtles, and a lazily designed DC Comics super villain.     Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.  

It's the Pocket Podcast Networks guest month! For this very special episode we have Michael from Green Mountain Mysteries. We have some goofs, we have some laughs, but most importantly we create a new spooky child.   Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries at pocketpodcastnetwork.com or anywhere you find podcasts!   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. Stay spooky, and stay safe.  

Uh oh, whats this? another Ghoul Tank episode? That couldn't possibly be right. But, it must be! We're back to bring you bi-monthly episodes! That's right, two whole episodes a month! Without further ado, lets get cracking. Ajay and Lachlan create a creature that almost everybody has come in contact with in the past. Also, at the part where Lachlan strugglers to describe how this thing looks, do yourself a favor and just google "Wood Fidget Puzzle"   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

Ajay wouldn't take his unnamed government agency "Happy Pills" so he was locked in solitary until he complied. Which means that Lachlan has a guest this episode! Bonnie Jenkins from the mail room helps us create yet another grotesque affront to God.   Guest starring Alex as Bonnie Jenkins! You can get more Alex on their podcast Sorted! Be sure to check out their website ptchew.com for all your digital art needs. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.  

Happy new year! The Ghoul Boys are back in town for season 2? Whatever that means. Buckle up for a new bit that quickly devoles into fast food mascot debate, and a new monster that will ROCK your world. Lachlan becomes silly and somehow manages to use a pseudo ASMR voice for the whole episode Ajay is fighting off a cold and sounds like death! Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.    

Guess what everybody! This show isn't dead. And to prove it, here's an episode with enitrely different hosts! Join JD and Alex in their first ever forray into the spooky wild world that we call home. Be sure to give Sorted (Not a Harry Potter podcast) a listen!   You can find episodes of Sorted HERE Here's a link to the ghost movie they mention as well! Follow JD and Alex on Twitter Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

Only potential yuck warnings are for those who are scared of murky water.   Aaand we're back. This episode brings you everything you could want in a podcast! Lachlan failing yet again at fooling Ajay in Two Spooks and a Lie, Haunted apartments, cryptid life cycles, and more haunted apartments.   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

No yuck warnings for this episode as far as I know! Let us know if something bugs you and we'll tag it here.   After yet another unplanned hiatus we're back! Me and Ajay are both in this episode for sure. There's a new bit that is DEFINITELY sonically pleasant experience. we bring you tales from art school, a creature played by Mindy Kaling, and an all around cool lil cryptid!   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow Britty (@brittyleafilm) on Twitter! Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

Yuck warnings: I mean we definitely make poop jokes toward the end of the episode, but it isn't because we're gross.   Episode 17! Love it! In this one we got it all! Two whole rounds of two spooks and a lie, calls from our parents, trash, wendigo avoiding tactics, Jensen Ackles secret deleted scenes, and your old friend Tommy who you're deeply concerned for.    Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

Yuck Warnings: Arachniphobia from 27:38-28:04 and Vomiting from 33:36-33:51   Welcome back to the spooky haunted house also known as The Ghoul Tank. We have our longest two spooks and a lie session ever and we bash Mr. todd Howard for his bad video game. The special creature we spring forth from our imagination is probably our coolest one yet. Not to brag or anything.   Also! we're about to start releasing episodes weekly again because Lachlan is pretty much all settled in in his new home and Ajay is about to finish his classes! So Hopefully that'll go well.   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes      

Yuck Warnings: The only thing I think might yuck pepople out is that this guy has a lot of teeth. Not weird gross things, just a lot of them.   Hey there you podcast goblins! We're back once again to bring you the best of the best. The Creme de la creme. Our magnum opus. Either that or it's just another random cryptid. That's for you to decide. Ajay came prepare again! Lachlan isn't capable of speaking properly.   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on Twitter! Follow us on Tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on Facebook at "The Ghoul Group" Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/Rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE (https://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes)     Remember, you may not believe in cryptids but they believe in you.    

Yuck Warnings: Between 35 and 39 Minutes we talk about some gross eyeball stuff and a little bit about a weird pointy mouth.   Episode 14! released on time babey, are you proud of us? In this one we play some two spooks and a lie, go off on so many tangents, and make a terrible terrible monster whomst I HATE.     Ajay is almost prepared, Lachlan doesn't know how to stop digging his own grave.     Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Intro/Outro Music By Rootsmessenger (https://freesound.org/people/Rootsmessenger/) You Can Buy Pocketnotes HERE (https://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter! Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on Facebook at The Ghoul Group    

We're baaaaaack everybody! Life isn't always easy and it makes it hard to make podcasts sometimes. Anyways, everything is a cryptid, we love Ryan Gosling,  we play two spooks and a lie and all that good stuff! Hope you enjoy, thank's for sticking with us.   Ajay gets a Spook right, Lachlan can;t focus on a single topic for very long, Lou is funnier than both of us.   Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger You can buy Pocketnotes HERE Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group

Yuck warnings: Again, as far as we can tell there aren't any but we aren't in your heads! So if theres something that bugs you please tell us so we can fix it.   We're finaly back after like a billion years. Turns out podcasts are time consuming! But no matter, with this episode we bring you two spooks and a lie along with a purr-fect little creature that you can just really love. Also this episode is surprisingly Furry heavy but that's unrelated.   Ajay does some pre-preparation! Lachlan attempts the ancient art of "jokes"   Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music by Rootsmessenger You can buy PocketNotes HERE Follow Ajay (@ajaynus) and Lachlan (@lachlame) on Twitter! Follow us on Tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join our Facebook group "The Ghoul Group"     As always, you may not believe in Cryptids but they believe in you.

Yuck Warnings: I don't think there are any for this episode, but if something bugs you shoot us an email at ghoultank@gmail.com to help us tag these episodes better.   Hello everybody and Happy Haunt-idays! This episode answers an age old question, has a return of a super good bit, and introduces you to a funky, fresh, festive little cryptid that Lachlan holds near and dear to his heart. The Ghoul Boys can barely string together a cohesive thought but hey what's new about that?   Lachlan goes off on about a thousand tangents. Ajay scratches his beard a bunch.   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18) Intro/Outro music by ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocketnotes HERE Follow Ajay (ajaynus) and Lachlan (lachlame) on Twitter Follow our Tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com (Before the NSFW flagging monster gets us) Seeker has been funded! Congrats Lou :)     And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

Buckles up for episode 10! The big one-oh! We actually made kind of a scary one in this episode so if hearing about eyeballs in any way freaks you out, you may want to genuinely skip this one. Other than that, we have some good laughs and talk about everybodys favorite subject: Monsters!   Ajay carries the creative workload. Lachlan introduces a new Bit!   Cover art by Lou Intro/Outro music by ROOTSEMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes HERE Follow Ajay and Lachlan on Twitter! Follow our Tumblr! Support Seeker HERE (You only have until DECEMBER 15TH to get down on this!)   And remember, You may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.  

We're back at it again for episode Nine! This time we shake things up and bring another person into The Ghoul Tank! Co-Head of the Pocket Podcast Network, Britty Lea. In this installment of our show, we talk cool monsters, we have some laughs, and we bring forth a brand new monster into the thought space. Oddly enough it's another sneaky little thief. We should start a Cryptid Burglar Club. The CBC? Who knows.   Ajay brings a spooky face to the table. Lachlan finally does a little research. Britty carries the weight of the show.   Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro Music by ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes HERE Follow Ajay and Lachlan on Twitter Follow our Tumblr Follow Britty on Twitter and check out what she's got going on HERE Support Seeker HERE (Seriously, get down on this) Get one free extra month of Barkbox HEREDon't forget to use code PBFEM And Remember: you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, we return to bring you episode 8! By ashes I mean serious internet probems, and by pheonix I mean we were just able to safely record our dumb show. Anyway, I hope you guys like large household appliances,  and two people talking over each other!  Also as much as we love Pokemon, we know alomst nothing about it. Sorry about that.   Ajay has never watched The Brave Little Toaster. Lachlan has the hardest time EVER trying to come up with a name for this guy.   Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro Music by ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes HERE Follow Ajay and Lachlan on Twitter! Follow our Tumblr!   And remember: you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.  

Episode 7 babey! We recorded this episode earlier in the morning than we've ever done before and it was AWFUL. Have you ever tried to be funny and creative like 30 minutes after you wake up? Anyway, in this episode we put together a tall fellow and a round fellow and they're the best of friends.   Ajay is actually doing one continuous yawn through the whole episode, you just can't tell. Lachlan slurped down approximately six cups of coffee through the course of recording.   Cover art by Lou Intro/Outro Music by ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes HERE! Get one extra free month of Barkbox HERE! Remember to use Code PBFEM

Episode six! Halloween! Let get into it! We try something a little different for this episode. You just gotta shake things up every once in a while, you know?. Just remember, we're professional and definitely know what we're talking about. Also there's a point in the show where Lachlan references Hot Topic when in fact he was thinking about Spencers Gifts. So yeah, sorry about that.   Ajay really doesn't think before he speaks. Lachlan has a strange fixation on arms. Seriously what's that about?     Cover art by Lou Intro/Outro music by ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes HERE! Get one extra free month of Barkbox HERE! Remember to use code PBFEM

We've returned yet again for episode 5! The monster we cooked up in this episode is a really bad houseguest. Or a super good home intruder. Too soon to tell.   Ajay is a sick boy! Lachlan really likes alliteration.   Cover art by Lou Intro/Outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes Here!

Welcome back for episode 4! we've been making this show for a month now and we're glad people are enjoying it. The lovely cryptid we manifest using our minds loves to get wet and wild!   Ajay absolutely NAILS the name for this thing. Lachlan experiements with profanity bleeps. But isn't that into them.   Cover art by Lou Intro/outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes Here! Special thanks to Liam for his wonderful bonus monster    

Oh man here we are with episode 3! There isn't an end credit thing because I'm a busy adult and we recorded late so it's kind of a double whammy.   Lachlan creates a mini podcast! Ajay hates it.   Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket notes Here!

Welcome back for episode two! In this episode we kind of nail it. Not to brag or anything. Ajay watches his language, Lachlan can't stop repeating himself.   Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music: ROOTSMESSENGER

Welcome to The Ghoul Tank! In this episode we talk favorite monsters, Ajay generalizes the entire city of New York, and Lachlan encourages monster fucking!   Cover Art: Special thanks to Lou at http://jiinsy.wixsite.com/gallery Intro/Outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER Spooky Story Music: ACEINET