The Two Carrots Podcast

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Online pals Lew and KDB look to solidify their friendship with discussions about life, important philosophical questions, gaming, retro collecting, and more.

Lew & KDB


    • Oct 14, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 38m AVG DURATION
    • 22 EPISODES


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    22 - I want a bigger one

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 131:25


    We're BACK after a little summer break and we're spending some time catching up on all the hot topics from the last few months. We talk DIY, favourite video games of the summer, CM Punk, WWE being bought, consolidation of media, the state of football with VAR and Saudi Arabia, plus get ready for some serious toxic nostalgia in collector's corner. Enjoy! If we make you chuckle, why not leave us a review on Spotify or iTunes! Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPod Subscribe on Patreon for bonus stuff!: patreon.com/twocarrots

    21 - Carrot Boy Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 69:35


    We're back after a little spring break. We catch up, lament hay fever, and there's the usual life and lessons chat with Ask Three plus some toxic nostalgia in collector's corner. Subscribe to the patreon for a special EXTENDED version of this episode with over 20 minutes extra carrots! If we make you chuckle, why not leave us a review on Spotify or iTunes! Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPod Subscribe on Patreon for bonus stuff!: patreon.com/twocarrots

    20 - Dory is slightly unhinged

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 88:56


    Lew now sees in HD and we get a few things off our chest with some pet peeves. The rants continue in Ask 3 before turning into a big music love-in, and as always we round things off with Collectors Corner, saying goodbye to the DS eShop, and yes, another item from a galaxy far far away. Enjoy! If we make you chuckle, why not leave us a review on Spotify or iTunes! Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPodSubscribe on Patreon for bonus stuff!: patreon.com/twocarrots

    19 - Carrot New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 91:23


    We're back for a belated 'new year' episode! Both of us have been taken out of action in Jan and Feb but we're here now to catch-up, talk glasses, tooth removal, long movies, terrible radio music, and of course tackle three big questions in Ask 3, and bring the toxic nostalgia in Collector's Corner. Enjoy! If we make you chuckle, why not leave us a review on Spotify or iTunes! Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPod Subscribe on Patreon for bonus stuff!: patreon.com/twocarrots

    18 - Christmas Special 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 105:09


    It's the most wonderful time of the year!... We catch up with festive cheer and a few drinks, some gaming talk, a christmas themed Ask 3, plus christmas movie talk (Love Actually is awful isn't it?) and more. Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPod Subscribe on Patreon for bonus stuff!: patreon.com/twocarrots Leave us a review on Spotify or iTunes!

    17 - Human Rights aside

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 89:26


    We are back for the weird bit of time between Halloween and Christmas. We 'tackle' the World Cup controversy, talk about the video doorbell revolution, and ask THREE big questions. Collector's Corner too! Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPod Subscribe on Patreon for bonus stuff!: patreon.com/twocarrots Leave us a review on Spotify or iTunes!

    16 - Halloween Special II feat Rob Kirkup (How Haunted Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 141:55


    A HUGE bumper edition of the podcast in our second ever Halloween special. After talking a bit about halloween plans, and some Resident Evil 4 remake, we are joined by a guest for a special interview section with Rob Kirkup - paranormal author, podcaster, ghost hunter and fellow gamer. Plus we round off the episode with a Halloween themed ASK THREE, and visit Collector's Corner. It's our biggest episode ever and we hope you enjoy it! Join us on Twitter: @TwoCarrotsPod Find more of Rob's work at: https://how-haunted.com/ https://www.sega-mania.com/ and @howhauntedpod on Twitter.

    15 - Poisoned in Prague

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 91:07


    The new season continues as we try (and fail!) to introduce some structure to the podcast, tease what's coming soon, and get into all the usual chat. We talk latest gaming escapades, job interviews, Ronaldo vs Haaland, Ask THREE big life questions, and Lew continues a Star Wars trend in Collector's Corner. Enjoy! We are now on Twitter! Come and follow us for extra stuff at @TwoCarrotsPod

    14 - Leaky & The Rat (Season 2 Premiere!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 87:48


    Lew and KDB are back to reconnect and get back into the swing of things for Two Carrots. Lots of catching up, life events, Ask 3, and collector's corner. The new season is underway!

    13 - Triple Threat (Wrestle Special with Psy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 117:05


    We're back with a WRESTLING SPECIAL for Wrestlemania week! Lew and KDB are joined by a guest for the first time ever with fellow grapple fan Psy, and we discuss our journeys as fans of the weird and wonderful world of pro-wrestling, talk about the good and bad, pick some great moments, and more! Plus we have a catch up on gaming (anyone hear of Elden Ring?) and try to convince YOU, the uninitiated on why you should maybe give wrestling a try? Follow us on twitter! @k_d_b_ @lewisrogers @psyniac_123

    12 - Up The Duff

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 97:43


    Lew and KDB reminisce on 18th Birthdays, hospital visits, and good advice. Plus there's talk of games, planes, and a BIG opening in collectors corner!

    11 - I've got a slightly smaller one

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 90:11


    The Two Carrots are back for the first episode of 2022 - Happy belated new year, listeners. Lew and KDB catch up on life, gaming, the state of team building in football, and delve into each other's minds with three big questions as per usual. Collectors Corner tops us off with some more toxic nostalgia and Pops vs Tubbz chat. Enjoy!

    10 - Christmas Carrots Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 111:12


    It's the most wonderful time of the year (unless you don't care for Christmas...which is fine). Lew and KDB reminisce on Christmas growing up, best ever presents, snacks, songs and more in this bumper festive themed episode. Plus we talk gaming, and collectors corner! Follow us on twitter! @k_d_b_ @lewisrogers

    09 - One to play with, one to look at

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 97:28


    After a small break, we are back to catch up on all things gaming, the new Resident Evil movie, some rants about football, and of course, three more hugely philosophical and curious questions as we look deep into each other's soul. Plus Collector's Corner, and a taster of what's to come. Please enjoy!

    08 - Halloween Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 110:45


    Lew and KDB celebrate the spookiest time of the year with a special bumper episode taking Ask 3 to the next level with Ask 666!...We talk Halloween, horror movies, scary moments, paranormal experiences and more! Note: KDB had a minor microphone issue, so please excuse the slightly lower quality audio...imagine it's a scary halloween effect or something? Lew's 25 hour charity stream takes place Saturday 30th October from 10am (UK time). Stop by and say hello on twitch at: https://www.twitch.tv/phelpsatron and you can donate to the cause here: https://gameheroes.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/phelpsatron Enjoy the spooky special, and have a great Halloween everyone!

    07 - Tone deaf moron

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 100:48


    After a slight break due to life, we are back to answer three questions in our quest for knowledge about each other. The questions bring a revelation nobody could have predicted, so strap in! We also recap some recent gaming, football, wrestling and the usual, plus more retro highlights in collector's corner! Handy running order: 00:00-18:30 - Catch up / Gaming Talk 18:30-36:30 - Football 36:30-47:25 - Wrestling chat 47:25-1:22:34 - Ask Three 1:22:34 - Collector's Corner and wrap-up

    06 - What's an encyclopedia?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 101:40


    In the latest episode we tackle 3 more questions on our journey of continued friendship, plus there's lots to cover with the return of the premier league, a huge weekend in wrestling, and as always some nostalgic hits in collector's corner. We also talk mowing the lawn (virtually), fantasy football, and more. A fun show as always. Enjoy! Handy running order: 00:00 - Intro & catch up, plus gameplay 16:30 - Premiere League is back & FPL talk 30:15 – CM Punk & Summerslam 44:00 – Ask Three 1:27:10 – Collectors Corner and wrap up

    05 - Invert Y Axis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 95:11


    Should speedrunning a game be an olympic sport? Is KDB about to have a mid-life crisis and change careers? What has Anakin Skywalker been up to? These are just a few of the things Lew and KDB chat about in the latest episode. We of course also have THREE big questions, and this time it's Lew's turn to quiz KDB on life and such. Plus we talk some wrestling news, simulation games, and bring a couple of special items to collectors corner.

    04 - C-3PO is not welcome...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 86:19


    Lew is back from holiday to re-unite with KDB in what is the sweatiest episode yet! We talk Scotland, Speedrunning, AEW vs WWE and more. As usual, we have three big questions in our continued journey to discover more about each other, and some special items in collector's corner. Enjoy! Follow us on twitter! @k_d_b_ @lewisrogers

    03 - The Final Straw?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 89:56


    We are officially a trilogy, with no sign of stopping! In this episode it's Lew's turn to hit KDB with 3 big questions. We also talk returning to the cinema, speedrunning, pro-wrestling, make predictions for the Euro winners and highlight some special items in collector's corner. Enjoy! Follow us on twitter! @k_d_b_ @lewisrogers Find out Resident Evil 2 speed runs on youtube! KDB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKBuumZenU&t=2604s Lew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGthrmNqA4k&t=214s

    02 - Pimp My Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 81:40


    Episode 2 is here which means we're officially a series! Lew and KDB tackle 3 very important life questions, along with some chat about their latest collector pick-ups, the bug of speedrunning, and the latest predictions on Wales and England's upcoming Euro games. Follow us on twitter! @k_d_b_ @lewisrogers

    01 - The Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 99:17


    Lew and Kelsi embark on a journey of discovery in this landmark first episode of a genre defying and groundbreaking new podcast. Can you really know someone you've never met in person? Why do we spend so much money on nostalgia? Why is Kelsi so obsessed with Chris Hemsworth's arms? These are the questions we try to answer. Please enjoy the Pilot episode of The Two Carrots Podcast. Follow us on twitter! @k_d_b_ @lewisrogers

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