Two Guys with Four Eyes

We're back, everybody, and decided to talk about some movies we actually enjoyed from our youth starting with 2002's Spider-Man from director Sam Raimi and stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Willem Dafoe.

Join us as we reach a new low with 2000's DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? But then immediately cleanse our lives with a little STRANGER THINGS 2 talk! Find us on YouTube for more "exciting" content! Record on 11/09/17 - Really, this delay will decrease... probably. 00:02:58 - New Star Wars Trilogy/Lucas' shitbomb 00:05:30 - Disney to buy Fox? 00:07:55 - Dude, Where's My Car? (Spoily Spoilz) 00:28:38 - Crack The Can! (Angry Spoilers) 00:50:37 - Stranger Things 2 (Yup, spoilers) 01:19:38 - Wrap up/Sign off

In honor of Halloween we went back to where it all started, and then ended up at the bottom of the barrel with this bleak, shadow of a film that (seemingly)ended a 24 year old franchise. But really, is HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION all that awful? Join us and discover (our) truth! Recorded on 10/31/17 - We'll get this up quicker one day. Promise! 02:42 - Teenage Groot 05:31 - Halloween talk (SPOILERS ABOUND) 34:40 - Cracks the Can - Halloween Edition 50:10 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign Off

In this week's episode we discuss probably THE WORST movie we have had the displeasure of watching yet. So buckle up, because it's gonna be a bumping ride, as we send Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation through the meat grinder! Recorded on 10/19/17 - Sorry for the delay! 01:17 - Punisher on Netflix is coming! 02:10 - Texas Chainsaw: Next Gen review (SPOILERS!) 14:30 - Cracks The Can 35:40 - No Dick's Picks/Sign Off

For FRIDAY THE 13th we went back in time to watch Jason Voorhees brought to the future as we carved ourselves a nice slice of Jason X! Check out our new series, Junkyard Trailers, on YouTube. You might learn a thing or two. 02:30 - Settlers of Catan: THE MOVIE 05:27 - Predator stuff 07:07 - Future Man/Future Talk 10:40 - Justice League 13:30 - The Last Jedi trailer? 17:11 -JASON X (SPOILERS AFOOT) 01:11:30 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign Off

This week we run down 1993's Super Mario Bros! It's almost as awful as you remember... almost. Check out the premiere episode of Junkyard Trailers on our YouTube! You can find it, I promise you! 01:10 - Sonic the Hedgehog the movie 03:52 - Venom movie talk 07:10 - Strange skeleton talk 08:25 - Super Mario Bros (SPOILERS) 55:55 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign off

Take a ride with us as we (not literally) shout at the devil with 2003's DAREDEVIL! (SPOILERS! BE WARNED!)

Jump through cyberspace with us as we discuss 1995's Hackers. Bonus points if you can catch all the times I use the expression "motley crew"!

Join us as we discuss Sneakers, Robert Redford's (nearly) thrilling 1992 caper flick!

We're back, baby, and here to crank out a brand new episode in the form of CRANK!

Join the Two Guys in this milestone episode as they shake things up for 1995's GoldenEye and leave them stirred!

Episode 9: A Nightmare on Elm Street by Two Guys with Four Eyes

Come with us on a ride as we run down 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer and leave it for dead. I kind of took a step back with sound quality on this one, sorry. I made a mistake and just never got back to it, this is totally my fault. -Robert

Hit the high seas of adventure with the Two Guys as they give 1992's Under Siege an ass kickin'!

Take a trip back to 1987 and mix things up a bit with the Two Guys as they rip Like Father, Like Son.

Take a trip down under with the Two Guys as they tear into Paul Hogan's 1986 classic "Crocodile" Dundee!

Listen carefully as the Two Guys send a roundhouse kick to the dome of 1989's Kickboxer!

Hop on board as the the Two Guys talk all about the classic film de ninjitsu, 3 Ninjas.

The Two Guys with Four Eyes tackle the heavy questions in this week's chilling tale: To Spawn or not to Spawn?!?!

Two Guys with Four Eyes discuss the ins and outs of the news that's resonated from SDCC and review 1987's RoboCop.