TwoHandsomeMen

The Patriots are losing losers who lost and Tom Brady is an alien for another dimension that somehow subsists on mayonnaise and kisses from his son. Also I don't think I was here because I was hit by a car and the podcast is absolutely worse off for it.

For some God Damn reason, podcasts 153-160 won't upload. Its not beacause we didn't save them anywhere. Don't think that. This is a professional production and I'll be damned if I'm going to let you slander us like this.

Luke, Connor and Codi are completely wrong. The best James Bond is me, forever and always. Nothing says suave, sexual and masculine like driving to your part time job at Best Buy in a Chevy Venture

something something something muppets something something something Luke's a dick

That snail is fast. Just like my podcast uploading skills. Fast, Efficient and Punctual.

I finally beat Bell into submission and can now upload these again. Although I was uploading them on time every week so I don't know what everyone's freaking problem is.

My friends for sure hate me now, so they replaced me with a cutie and I'm really bitter about the whole situation

Luke got mad because I took the only full sized snickers.

Its been a while. I moved to the "Upside Down" apparently

Okay I'm finally caught up. In this episode that I did not participate in or watch we probably see the OneHandsomeMan crew end the cyberbullying epidemic with one well placed tweet to the official BurgerKing twitter probably. I didn't watch it, so I don't know for sure but it sounds plausible enough so w/e.

Luke and Connor return from their foreign quest for the boyest ladyboys Thailand has to offer. Also I know I'm uploading this 2 weeks late, please leave me alone. 

I guess we missed episode 139. Not sure how that happened. Anyway here's an episode where Luke goes swimming at 3am during a video call and f**ks his headphones. 

Luke discloses his plan to evolve from Doughnut to Beefcake in the footsteps of his hero, Rich Piana. At least thats what I think we spoke about, I'm a week late on this due to: laziness.

I'm completely allowed to stream foreign language dating sims and I will be damned if anyone else on this show can tell me otherwise. We also talk about cooking and new shorts or whatever.

Its time to trim the fat boys. Kyle's getting laid off, again. We're going pro. We spent $8000 in bitcoin to upgrade the studio. Its all coming together. 

For some reason Codi wants us to commit a felony on him. I dunno dude. He's had a rough couple of weeks. 

I lost my job last week and I'm handling it and everything's fine I'm fine please stop asking everythings totally okay

Had the killer idea to use two microphones, for better audio, without testing them. I f**ked up guys. I'm not sorry though cuz I was for sure right. 

We fired Luke into the sun after this one for his indiscretions. We then showed his internet search history to his Mom. 

We're still going back a couple of weeks so I'm gonna assume this one's about me getting ripped on because I was sick. Cool guys. Amirite?

Kyle has a big week and delves head first into "Daddy Time." Tune in to hear what giving up sounds like.

We forgot to upload a few. We're on top of this guys, 100%. *Thumbs up emoji* I can't remember what happened in this episode, but its guaranteed to be filled with f'n bangers. 

This is the inaugural TwoHandsomeMen podcast, recorded back when we were still young and beautiful and employed. Come join two gorgeous men and their high school geography teacher while they talk about life, video games, movies, relationships, wine, waterbeds, the socialist agenda etc. Where will it go from here? Tune in to find out.