10 Minute Rambling Stories

We all know the story of the article of clothing that creates a specific sentient life form complete with limbs and memories and ears and eyes requiring only snow that occurs during a certain time of year in the shape of three spheres stacked on top of each other along with a vegetable and BBQ […] The post Snowman Lifeform first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Are you a helpful neighbor? Then you might love to go online and help your fellow neighbors. Listen to how helpful some neighbors can be. Warning – not sleepy energy but instead more awake energy, possibly a morning coffee episode rather than a sleepy sleepy ASMR beautiful episode like share subscribe great idea wonderful podcast, […] The post Lost Pets, Bad Restaurants and I Heard Something first appeared on Mark Bradford.

When was the last time you had marzipan, and why? Do you think fondant is a food or just a cheat for people who bake and don't care that you eat a non food? Or is it the sound a car makes when you park too close to a wall? What about alcohol with metal […] The post Marzipan, Salves and Pastes first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Do you like soup? What about gravy? Have you ever had clear gravy? Of course you haven't because you know what's up and you're down with the liquid. Explore these things and more and also God bless you please stay in your jail cell because I'm German. Great ideas Mark I have benefited from them […] The post Soup, sneezing and gravy first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Hello Uhh Uhh, how are you? Have you seen Uhh Uhh Uhh? Do you want to go outside, Uhh Uhh? That's what your pets hear. Dogs and Personal Snooping Devices and the worst dog breed ever created. Also snakes in the shape of triangle and trees that are only one foot tall. The post Pets must have three-syllable names first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Have you ever been to a catered event? What's that like to have something catered? And what's it like to decide you are going to serve food over there? Great podcast love it best podcast for sleeping five stars and here is my money. OK if you insist. The post Catering, potatoes and judging first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Would you like a piece of cheese? If so how big is a piece? Is each piece just a piece of a bigger piece when it comes to cheese? I mean a bread stops at a loaf. What if there was a restaurant that only served disc food? What if you've been there already and […] The post Cheese, Disc Food and Roman Emperors first appeared on Mark Bradford.

In this episode we discuss what it takes to be a gardner, and by that I mean not understanding the English language. Also, do you own a chalkboard because you don't because it's not made of chalk and you're as bad as a gardener. Great topic, love the show, five stars. Would recommend. The post Chalkboards, flowers and pool parties first appeared on Mark Bradford.

So what do you have going on? Or rather, whaddaya got goin' on? There, that's the proper way to say it with all the words just squooshed together like that. You may have something going on, and in that case you may not be able to listen to this and I'm sorry for your loss […] The post Pogo sticks, funerals and what's goin' on. first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Are you a night owl? Do your eyes move and are they positioned at the same height? Good, then you won't drive off a cliff in frustration. Maybe you're on the “A” team? It's all coming together now, isn't it? As a good friend you know what to do, regardless of the beautiful weather… Five […] The post Owl eyes, the sun, and the forgotten letter L first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Do you like it when people come to visit? What if they aren't and they are just using you for your driveway? There are two ways to summon a pig, and there are at least three kinds of Batman suits. Great idea, great topics, first time listener love the show five stars thanks Mark. Become […] The post Batman suits, driveway visitors and pig summoning first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Let's go on a journey and discuss our lumbar and beds that make you vertical. Also there are insects but not the bad kind and I don't mention earwigs at all. The post Snoring and Insects and Slouching first appeared on Mark Bradford.

You're smart because you follow the list of pets from best to worst which is Medium dog, Large Dog, Cat, Two Medium Dogs, Two Cats, A Cat and a Medium Dog, Tank, Yippee Dog, Snake, Bird, Rat, Raccoon, Stink Animal, Other Reptile, Exotic Pet That You Only Own To Take Focus Off Of Your Own […] The post Birds & tanks & pets with intentional stink first appeared on Mark Bradford.

This podcast is due upon receipt and is much more valuable than both diamonds and saffron so you should become a patron by sending in valuable money in exchange for me to do something that doesn't cost anything, like say your name at the end. Right…. Donna? Also Five Stars Best Podcast Ever Mark! The post This is due upon receipt first appeared on Mark Bradford.

Want a money making idea? Me too. Another great idea best podcast subscribe and save and share good luck Mark! The post Neighbors and lamps but not nightmares first appeared on Mark Bradford.