A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Follow A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

Join Joe Ford as he waltzes all around the world (via whatever means the internet allows) and undertakes Doctor Who commentaries with a wide range of wonderful contributors. Fans, podcasters, online reviewers, writers, actors...the USP of this podcast is it's variety of guests and the fact that they all bring their own unique perspective to the podcast. The guest chooses the story, be it one they love, hate or are completely indifferent, and amongst the gossip is trivia, critique and personal experience.

Joe Ford


    • Apr 17, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 1h AVG DURATION
    • 1,127 EPISODES


    Search for episodes from A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast with a specific topic:

    Latest episodes from A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

    Talks to Lee about his choice of Ascension of the Cybermen (1/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2026 84:18


    A brand new contributor to Hamster and the boldest introductory swing as we head straight into Jodie's two part series 12 finale.

    Talks to James Lark about his choice of Mawdryn Undead (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 51:20


    Are we really talking about the abuse of science and committing suicide in a Doctor Who story? Has the story run out of steam or does it rouse at the conclusion?

    Talks to James Lark about his choice of Mawdryn Undead (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 39:27


    We're very much in the wander around the spaceship section of the story but with David Collings on the scene and two Brigadiers in action things don't stay quiet for long!

    mawdryn undead brigadiers
    Strictly Come Hamster - Season 2a (featuring Eddie Arnold, Toby Hadoke, Jon Arnold & Jack Coyer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2026 215:09


    What chaos will ensue when super villain Eddie Arnold takes the reins and guides us through season 2 featuring discussions on Planet of the Giants, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, The Rescue, The Romans and The Web Planet...

    Talks to James Lark about his choice of Mawdryn Undead (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2026 37:24


    Our favourite episode of the story and the one which introduces timey wimey to Steven Moffat whilst he was still a wee nipper. The ultimate nostalgia fest when the Doctor jogs the Brigadier's memory?

    Talks to James Lark about his choice of Mawdryn Undead (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2026 54:06


    Joe & James embark on a timey wimey adventure and talk season 20, introducing new companions, unforgettable incidental music and a story with some serious themes...

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (6/6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2026 45:22


    Welcome to Dinosaur Hour with me, Joe Ford, and my pupil Paul Arthur...get ready to see Dino on Dino action, Dinos in the Underground and a jeep driven through a Dinos legs!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (5/6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 33:38


    What's that? An episode of padding? It's the Doctor on the run...from UNIT? Plus politics gets messy when the far left show what they do with insurrectionists...

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (4/6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2026 34:21


    Joe & Paul continue their love in with this latter era Pertwee six parter with the story opening out in some fascinating and absurd new directions. How does the show tackle examining left wing extremism?

    Strictly Come Hamster - 5th Doctor Special (featuring Luke, Dan, Lucy & Paul)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2026 149:06


    The ultimate fifth Doctor love in as the team discuss the era, the actor, the character and determine the Strictly Come Hamster ultimate fifth Doctor story!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (3/6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2026 37:48


    There's a ruddy great T-Rex chained down in the hangar and its pissed and wants to eat Sarah Jane! Does Doctor Who get any more exciting than this?

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (2/6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2026 32:45


    It's all to play for with this episode; Yates is acting oddly, the Doctor is just trying to work, Sarah goes out to play and the Brigadier hunts for a traitor!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (1/6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2026 41:36


    Paul bravely hands this episode to his family to watch...and then realises that whatever embarrassment he might have felt is dispelled when he watches it with a friend…

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of Earthshock (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2026 66:00


    We bring this commentary to a rousing conclusion as we discuss the momentous ending, the crazy pace, the mad twists and of course why the Cartmel era is just as flawed as what came before...

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of Earthshock (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2026 33:06


    It's time for name that Davison incidental music quiz! Things are REALLY hotting up with part three; traitors, massacres, and thousands of silos bursting open!

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of Earthshock (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2026 42:07


    Bombs, Freighters and Reid - oh my! We're still in love with this propulsive, expensive and impressive action romp.

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of Earthshock (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2026 37:24


    We discuss everything that makes this story stand out as impressively as it does, the many ways that the story is unique and why the instincts of the writer and producer were bang on.

    Talks to Luke Hollands about his choice of Revolution of the Daleks (

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2026 112:40


    Winner of the Paul Spragg Big Finish competition, Luke Hollands joins me to talk about a much ignored but blisteringly action packed and entertaining festive special. Ryan & Graham leave, Jack returns, Daleks on Daleks, Jodie in prison...so much to talk about!

    Top and Bottom Tens - Hamster Book Club Extra!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2026 56:29


    Joe, David, Gareth and Dan all meet up in London for the day and of course had to do a bookclub recording - so we add to our original top and bottom tens with four more books we love and hate! Due to recording outside, a nearby crowd can be heard joining in the fun!

    Talks to Daniel Rawnsley about his choice of Eye of the Gorgon (2/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 50:24


    Serve the podcast! Serve the podcast! More great Nun action, a portal to another world, a bneautiful gift for Bea and touching moment for Chrissie.

    Talks to Daniel Rawnsley about his choice of Eye of the Gorgon (1/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 47:29


    A moving examination of dementia, an chilling look at Greek myths, a hilariously camp group of sinister nuns and Phylida Law!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Terror of the Autons (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 44:39


    Is there anything more Doctor Who than a Time Lord and a human tied up in a van using the indicators to send out morse code while the army fights a bunch of mannequins in carnival masks?

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Terror of the Autons (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2026 32:21


    Who's in charge of you pen pushers these days? What makes good and bad comedy in Doctor Who? What makes scary Doctor Who? What makes entertaining Doctor Who? Terror of the Autons!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Terror of the Autons (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2026 37:35


    Hungry asphyxiating chairs! Troll dollies that strangle fathers! Coppers with blank faces! Jo Grant having a meltdown! What a first day on the job...

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Terror of the Autons (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 38:38


    The Master! Jo Grant! Captain Yates! A shrunken scientist in a lunchbox! Don't touch her that's a bomb! Daddy issues! So much for Joe & Paul to get their teeth into...

    Talks to Daniel Rawnsley about his choice of Revenge of the Slitheen (2/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2026 43:09


    We've synchronised the mega wattage, called New York, prepared the vinegar in squeezies and turned off the sun! Anything else?

    Talks to Daniel Rawnsley about his choice of Revenge of the Slitheen (1/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2026 46:41


    Time for another exciting adventure with Sarah Jane and the moppets...and the Slitheen! A new friend, Clyde, joins, and there's some unfinished Doctor Who business...

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Daemons (5/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 39:05


    Is this a disappointing denouement or a rousing conclusion to a story that Rob and I both admit is one of our all time favourites?

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Daemons (4/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 33:21


    Joe's favourite of the serial; sacrificial wrapping, QueQuiQuod and devastating reticules! Action, suspense, jokes, a brilliant Doctor and Benton and Hawthorne on form!

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Daemons (3/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2026 33:59


    The Master makes his move on the village and blackmails them all with gossip and scandal! And the great Doctor/Miss Hawthorn debate rages on - Science or magic? 'With horns!'

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Daemons (2/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2026 28:59


    E-O-Evo-Ay Azal! The Doctor is frozen, Jo is in a state, Miss Hawthorne is in a box and the Master is on the move...enter Yates and Benton to the rescue! My helicopter!?

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Daemons (1/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 41:38


    'Lots of lovely hush!' Rob and I are in total agreement on the fact that this is one of the very best first episodes of Doctor Who; thrills, suspense, jokes, character moments, a great cliffhanger and...Miss Hawthorne!

    Sarah Jane Adventures - Invasion of the Bane (with Daniel Rawnsley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 93:08


    In a brand new thread for Hamster, Joe & Daniel will be watching and celebrating The Sarah Jane Adventures. How smart, funny, silly, intelligent and mature this series can be.

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Destiny of the Daleks (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2026 51:50


    It's shoddy and boring and pantomimic and gets the Daleks wrong. Screw that! Daleks blowing up, gun battles, mucky punch ups, 'BYE BYE!' Just fabulous!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Destiny of the Daleks (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2026 31:09


    More great direction, lots of Davros discussion, how ableist is Doctor Who, plus Joe heads down a very strange rabbit hole where he is heading off with Paul (and wife) to a new life!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Destiny of the Daleks (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2026 34:57


    Just what sinister purpose do the Daleks have for drilling down into the depths of Skaro? Why don't the Movellans die? And is Romana really dead?

    Talks to the delightful Paul Arthur about his choice of Destiny of the Daleks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2026 39:50


    It's a Terry Nation part one with Douglas Adams jokes...this is a hybrid that shouldn't work at all. So why are we having such a good time?

    Talks to Paul Dunn & Peter Ould about their choice of State of Decay (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 45:09


    This vampiric tale comes to an epic conclusion with mythological beasts from the history of the Time Lords coming to life, Adric defecting to the enemy and Romana on the sacrificial stone! Huge thanks to Peter & Paul for making this such an enjoyable conversation!

    Talks to Peter Ould & Paul Dunn about their choice of State of Decay (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2026 31:09


    The blood of the dead is stale and flat...we must feed on the living! We're into exposition territory now as we learn all about the Great War between the Time Lords and the Vampires...but delivered by Tom & Lalla in love.

    Talks to Paul Dunn & Peter Ould about their choice of State of Decay (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 28:36


    What on earth word the names Joe Ford, Paul Dunn and Peter Ould become over the years? Is Aukon horny for Adric? Is Camilla horny for Romana?

    Talks to Peter Ould & Paul Dunn about their choice of State of Decay (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 48:08


    Peter dazzles with his first Hamster recording, Paul is in the hot seat asking the questions, but and we head into E-Space for a chilling tale of vampires and crashed spaceships!

    Talks to Jack Coyer about his choice of The Witchfinders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 143:11


    Jack isn't the biggest fan of the 13th Doctor's era, but he does really enjoy this episode and we thought we would have some fun picking both of those stances apart. Before the axe falls down on Frazer Gregory.

    Talks to Joe M about his choice of The Fires of Pompeii

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2026 82:05


    An ambitious production, a poignant emotional core, fierce regulars, a stunning guests cast and a complex dilemma...is this the best historical of the new series?

    Talks to Joe M about his choice of Partners in Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2026 91:44


    ‘I'm waving at fat!' Joe joins me for 90 minutes of silliness and flirting as we navigate the weight loss business via Loony Tunes...let the madness begin.

    Talks to Martin Parsons about his choice of The Ribos Operation (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2025 47:17


    All but one doomed to die...thus written in this podcast. How did Martin manage to wrangle A Hamster with a Blunt Penknife out of Joe's hands? Sleight of hands! He switched it back again! Oh audience, is there nobody you can trust these days?

    Talks to Martin Parsons about his choice of The Ribos Operation (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 35:54


    'They are not ice crystals!' Joe & Martin hit their favourite episode of the serial and are deeply moved by the introduction of Binro, and laughing their heads off at Garron's absurdly operatic criminal past.

    Talks to Martin Parsons about his choice of The Ribos Operation (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2025 37:56


    If you hang that little beauty around your neck you'll never suffer from the scringes, no matter how cold it be! Joe & Martin discover that no one makes a fool of the Graff Vynda K and lives...

    Talks to Martin Parsons about his choice of The Ribos Operation (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 35:42


    All but one doomed to die...thus written! Joe & Martin are up to their old tricks again, selling planets, pulling the wool over evil despots and coming from the North!

    The Paradise of Death by Barry Letts (featuring Gareth Bowley, David Gillespie-Pratt & Dan Pinn)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2025 143:14


    Worthy of the bile that has been tossed its way...or an unpretentious fun adventure that is unfairly maligned? You mean to say you've been INTERVIEWING me?

    Talks to Dylan Rees & Luke Molloy about their choice of The Star Beast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 80:04


    Be scared - the contentious trio come together. Once, Dylan declared this the worst Doctor Who story of all time! Luke LOVES it! And now Joe can see some cracks. Bring on the debate!

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of Carnival of Monsters (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2025 46:07


    'Will you kind stop addressing me as the creature, sir, or I may get exceedingly hostile!' It's our last episode of this absolute classic; Drashig-led political progress, Clare almost remembers and Vorg for President!

    Claim A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

    In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

    Claim Cancel