A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

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Join Joe Ford as he waltzes all around the world (via whatever means the internet allows) and undertakes Doctor Who commentaries with a wide range of wonderful contributors. Fans, podcasters, online reviewers, writers, actors...the USP of this podcast is it's variety of guests and the fact that they all bring their own unique perspective to the podcast. The guest chooses the story, be it one they love, hate or are completely indifferent, and amongst the gossip is trivia, critique and personal experience.

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    Hamster Book Club - The Sleep of Reason by Martin Day (featuring Michael Mills & Dylan Rees)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2025 69:43


    Content Warning - reading contains material pertaining to self harm One of us loved this book, one of us hated it and one of us sat squarely in the middle but doesn't ever want to read another Doctor Who book after this. Can Doctor Who tackle mental health sensitively in prose?

    Hamster Book Club - The Romans (Redux) by Donald Cotton (featuring James Lark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 91:06


    The gauntlet has been thrown. A less than favourable episode released on Donald Cotton's books released and James Lark, in a fit of epistolary pique, decides to build a defence for The Romans!

    Talks to Andy, Lee & Cam about their choice of The Mind Robber (3/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2025 30:09


    It doesn't exist! Our waltz through the Doctor's weirdest, most literate adventure continues. And we discover precisely what Andy is available for by the end of the episode...

    Talks to Lee, Cam & Andy about their choice of The Mind Robber (2/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2025 37:56


    What fresh madness occurs when this foursome finally reaches The Land of Fiction? What can Joe be taught about football? And will Lee wow us all with his his incredible reading?

    Talks to Glen Fitzgerald about his choice of The Stones of Blood (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2025 28:27


    Sausage sandwiches clamped in our hands, we are facing off against globulin feeding Stones! I know that woman...

    Talks to the Lee, Cam & Andy about their choice of The Mind Robber (1/5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 37:23


    This was a delightful, slightly deranged, love in for this quirky, imaginative story. Expect gags, flirting, revealing information and trivia!

    Talks to Glenn Fitzgerald about his choice of The Stones of Blood (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 41:50


    Joe meets gorgeous Glenn Fitzgerald in the countryside to have a flask of tea and a sausage sandwich and to chase about with sinister stones...

    Hamster Book Club - The Androids of Tara by David Fisher (featuring David Gillespie-Pratt)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 79:13


    What has happened to our favourite lines? Fisher rewrites a rewrite and then rewrites Tom Baker's rewrite! But with charming prose, glorious backstory and some brilliant new jokes. A piece of sunshine.

    Strictly Come Hamster - 12th Doctor Finale (featuring Joumana, Frazer, Mark & Dan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2025 164:13


    Four huge Peter Capaldi fans assemble to celebrate and cajole the members of the Ham Fam that say nasty things about their favourite and we battle it out through the runners up and winners to find our favourite 12th Doctor story!

    Talks to Jack Coyer & Steven B about their choice of The Awakening (2/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2025 81:04


    is this an atmospheric political statement of the time...or just a load of old tosh? Join Joe, Jack & Steven who investigate...

    Talks to Steven B & Jack Coyer about their choice of The Awakening (1/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 42:22


    Devils in the church, ghosts in the crypt, demons from the far reaches of space…Joe, Steven and Jack investigate this atmospheric two parter…

    Hamster Book Club - Face of the Enemy by David A. McIntee (featuring Luke Sims-Jenkins, Andrew Batty & Jon Arnold)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 119:54


    Where the book club learns to be REAL MEN! A McIntee love-in as we tackle one of his most celebrated and fun books; a ballsy, continuity filled, characterful piece with the best depiction of the Master in print. Badda-Badda-Badda!

    Talks to Paul Dunn about his choice of Revenge of the Cybermen (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2025 37:49


    Joe and Paul are heading for the biggest bang in history! My skystriker!

    Talks to Paul Dunn about his choice of Revenge of the Cybermen (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2025 31:03


    We're down in the caves, bullets are firing, the Cybermen are massacring the Vogans, Sarah is trying to get back to the Beacon, the Doctor is bomb-loaded and Harry Sullivan is very possibly an imbecile! It's all going on!

    The (X) Hamster Files - Squeeze (featuring Agent Morris)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2025 61:04


    Responsible for my every nightmare for about a decade - Eugene Victor Tooms! The baby faced, liver eating, body contorting mutant!

    Talks to Paul Dunn about his choice of Revenge of the Cybermen (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2025 30:44


    Sarah is infected, trapped with Harry on the planet of gold and the Doctor is sniffing out a traitor with a Cybermat. All the while the Cybermen loom ever closer...

    Talks to Paul Dunn about his choice of Revenge of the Cybermen (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 46:05


    Paul starts his Hamster journey in style as he heads straight for one of the most kicked Tom Baker worries to champion. Hoover attachments at the ready!

    Hamster Book Club - The Book of the Still by Paul Ebbs (featuring Mark Donaldson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 70:01


    On the Timelash's Mark Donaldson & I discuss Bollywood, big concepts, romance and an idiosyncratic prose style! Boom Shakalaka!

    Strictly Come Hamster - Season Eight (featuring Toby Hadoke, Luke Molloy & Chris Curtis)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2025 188:55


    The Master! Autons! The Master! The Keller Machine! The Master! Axos! The Master! IMC! The Master! Azal! And of course the most important thing of the season - the Master! Also, the true villain of the piece - the Doctor!

    The (X) Hamster Files - Deep Throat (featuring Agent Nathan Bottomley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2025 53:17


    The second episode of The X-Files comes under examination by the second contributor to this new paranormal Hamster thread...

    Hamster Book Club - Grave Matter by Justin Richards (featuring Jon Arnold, Luke Sims-Jenkins & Andrew Batty)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 128:11


    To Dorsill we go, stepping into the pastWhere zombies roam, with brains their repast, Peri persued, she needs to be fast, Or else death will catch up and forever last...

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of Pyramids of Mars (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 41:42


    Is the last episode of this classic a disappointment or not? Does it become less Hammer horror and more Doctor Who?

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of Pyramids of Mars (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 30:27


    The last, great episode of this story? Should Sarah be able to fire a gun? Did Tom need to dress up as a Mummy? Is this one of the best cliffhangers ever?

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of Pyramids of Mars (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 29:57


    And then the murders started...and never stopped. Bernard Archard returns as the animated human cadaver, Ernie Clements is crushed to death by tits and Warlock is throttled at the behest of his oldest friend...

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of Pyramids of Mars (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 43:27


    The delightful Rob Valentine joins me in celebrating this much vaunted classic by way of homework - we watched the Hammer film The Mummy and we're talking about inspiration!

    Hamster Book Club - Mean Streets by Terrance Dicks (featuring John Isles & Dylan Rees)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 69:14


    Here on the Mean Streets of Megacity, the line between justice and death is a thin one. And unearthing the secrets of The Project will go one way or the other...

    Strictly Come Hamster - Series 10b (featuring Si Hart, Daniel(s) Rawnsley & Knight & Elliot Mair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 226:45


    Passions rise as we discuss Monks, Ice Warriors, Celts and Cybermen. Is this bold and innovative, or half arsed and ugly? Joe, Si, the Daniel's & Elliot investigate!

    The (X) Hamster Files - The Pilot (featuring Agent Ioan Morris)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 60:50


    Right back to the beginning of the journey of The X-Files; where paranoia is rife, Mulder and Scully first meet, the Smoking Man makes his first appearance and we see our first abduction. Joe & Ioan investigate.

    Hamster@1000!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2025 154:14


    Happy 1000th episode to all of the Ham Fam! Celebrations, reminiscences, laughter, madness, and so many voices from the Ham Fam within. This is our hugely indulgent party where we celebrate the most incredible thing to come out of this podcast - the community. Happy birthday Hamster.

    Interview - Nicola Bryant & Nev Fountain

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2025 57:41


    Where we talk all about their respective journeys through Doctor Who; actress, director, writer, Nev's wonderful new book, Lies & Dolls, Tales From the TARDIS and just what this silly show means to all of us.

    Talks to Paul Quinn about his choice of The Haunting of Villa Diodati

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 91:50


    A seminal moment in literary history, and a prelude to a seminal moment in Doctor Who history; this atmospheric chiller comes under scrutiny by a top class intellectual...

    Hamster Update - 100th episode, Book Clubs, (X) Hamster Files & Patreon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2025 6:16


    Rather than plaguing your social media feeds, here are all the Hamster updates - new pods, old pods moving, celebrations and community get togethers!

    Talks to Eddie & Jon Arnold about their choice of Cold Blood (2/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 73:06


    We were (sort of) kind to The Hungry Earth but now the bile really comes forth. Are these really the cheapest cave sets? Can three nobodies negotiate the future of two races? How much will Ambroise annoy us this week?

    Talks to Jon & Eddie Arnold about their choice of The Hungry Earth (1/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2025 67:19


    Series five, Matt Smith, Rory present, a Pertwee era love in - what could possibly go wrong? One lover, two haters and a lot of disagreements to be had over this controversial two parter.

    Strictly Come Hamster - Series 10a (featuring Si Hart, Daniel(s) Rawnsley & Knight & Elliot Mair)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 191:50


    Time for us pudding brains to tackle this (broadly) fine half season with some terrific highs and a fair amount of mid too. Join Joe, Si, Daniel(s) & Elliot as we tackle Movellans, emojis, racists, bugs and capitalism!

    Hamster Book Club - Myths & Legends with author Dylan Rees

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 83:03


    In which we discover how much of a time capsule into the lives of creatives who have worked on Doctor Who the Myth Makers interviews are, the fragility of life, what order these things go in, and when Jackie Pearce had her first orgasm!

    Time Zero by Justin Richards (featuring Jon Arnold, Andrew Batty & Luke Sims-Jenkins)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 105:57


    Huge stuff is happening in this 'season finale' book; Anji and Fitz leave the Doctor, explosive action, time windows in Siberia, lost expeditions, a walking black hole and the arc villain revealing his plan...

    Talks to Leee McEnememememey and Captain Cameron about their choice of Enlightenment (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 41:08


    Our triumphant last episode where the trio manage to talk about the story for at least 15 minutes! Viva Boobs!

    Talks to Lee the boatswain and Cam'O'Shanter talk about Enlightenment (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 31:54


    Galaxies in champagne glasses? Nyssa starting a fight in Wetherspoons? A nice example of the sextant. And heists in biscuit factories!

    Talks to Miss Bergbo (Cam) and Leee McEnemememememy about their choice of Enlightenment (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 41:07


    Why has Leee stolen all the es and ms? Great modelwork, an eerie atmosphere, gentle plot progression, gender dynamics, the relationship between the Black Gaurdian and Turlough and edging!

    Talks to Leee McEnememememy & Cameron from The Polis Box about their choice of Enlightenment (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2025 38:21


    There once was a commentary, I'll tell you this, It was was invaded by the Polis, Debauchery & alcohol flowed, When will they be cancelled...

    Scott Handcock Interview - Big Finish, TV & Targets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2025 100:51


    Come with me on a journey through the incredible career of Scott Handcock; audio, TV and novelisations. A wonderful chat with an incredible creative.

    Hamster Book Club - Parasite by Jim Mortimore (featuring David Gillespie-Pratt, Dan Pinn & Gareth Bowley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 133:22


    Joe is kind of impressed...and irritated. Gareth is keeping his two star rating. Dan was really getting into this...and then the murder began. And David, hosting this week, finds the whole thing a bit of a chore...

    Talks to the wonderful Joumana about her choice of Time Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 115:39


    Welcome Joumana who joyfully skips into her first Hamster commentary to discuss her Doctor Who journey, her love of the 12th Doctor and why she likes this particular episodes. Plus, learn all about the Narvinettes!

    Strictly Come Hamster - Series B (featuring Elliot Mair, David G-P, Matt Michael & Paul Quinn)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2025 305:46


    The debatiest Hamster yet; with a warning that racism, incel culture, homophobia, genocide, and all manner of provocative subjects are discussed. Also, how camp as tits the Rani is. A divisive year, but one worth talking about.

    Hamster Book Club - Trading Futures by Lance Parkin (featuring Agent Michael Mills)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2025 112:21


    The name's Mills. Michael Mills. Licence to critique. A full discussion on Bond and Doctor Who - how they are familiar and how they are so, so different. And how, if you're a clever man like Lance Parkin, you can write a story that is both great James Bond AND great Doctor Who.

    Talks to Si Hart & Frazer Gregory about their choice of Terror of the Vervoids (4/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 48:25


    Time for the murderer to be revealed, for the monsters go on a full on murder spree, to avoid the black hole, prevent a hijack and sing On With the Motley!

    Talks to Frazer Gregory & Si Hart about their choice of Terror of the Vervoids (3/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 34:44


    Black holes, vaginal monsters, fabulous broads, and Mel in a bin! Could this story get any more exciting?

    Talks to suspects Si Hart & Frazer Gregory about their choice of Terror of the Vervoids (2/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 32:31


    The trial for murder continues with the chief suspects with the two potentially guilty parties, Frazer Gregory and Si Hart, under the spotlight!

    Talks to Frazer Gregory & Si Hart about their choice of Terror of the Vervoids (1/4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2025 40:10


    'We don't want you breaking your neck, at least not until...' has never had so many meanings! The ultimate relax with your friends and watch Doctor Who story...

    Hamster Book Club - The Plotters by Gareth Roberts (featuring Anthony Carroll)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 95:05


    Fie! A plot! Fireworks and burning Catholics! The Doctor, Ian, Barbara and Victor - hoho! - I mean to say Vicki are caught up in the machinations and groin stirrings of King James!

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