A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Passion flies in this radiant episode, where Joumana spreads her discontent with her least favourite new series episodes...

Prepare yourself for ten incredible stories, and ten incredible celebrations...

Genuine peril and fun as the Master starts pulling all kinds of horrors of history to throw at UNIT and Rob and I couldn't be happier! But what about Atlantis?

Joumana leaps into the countdown list with passion and smarts with her bottom ten classic Doctor Who stories...

We're having timey wimey larks around the Institute and vamping with the UNIT family...we feel like we should be objecting but we are having so much fun...

Luke Molloy, Time Twink extraordinaire, takes his chainsaw to the new series and eliminates his least favourite episodes...

Luke delivers his ten favourite new series episodes - probably his most basic bitch list, but since he came in on the new series, his most impassioned.

Joe & Rob in an Exciting Adventure in Atlantis! Escape to Danger! Journey into Terror! And a time sensor that looks like a massive cock balls!

Content warning! Time Twink Luke causes apoplexy as he comes after three Davison stories and several celebrated classics...

Hamster's Time Twink Luke Molloy lubes up and gets ready to top the Classic Series...some unusual (but delightful) choices here...

He's obsessed with a two parter! Dylan takes a long look at the New Series and decides what his ten favourite stories are...

Content warning for those of you with weak hearts - there are some sacred cows murdered within this episode as Dylan counts down his bottom ten worst classic Doctor Who stories.

It's out with Ian & Barbara and in with Steven as the five of us discuss The Crusade, The Space Museum, The Chase & The Time Meddler! Who will win out in the last half season of Strictly Come Hamster!

Vena is Vena - throughout the galaxy! The Bandril Ambassador has fired his missiles, Peri is facing the Morlox, crystal meth is causing time travel and people are clunking to the floor as skellingtons by the minute!

What are Dylan Rees' - raconteur, charmer, and all round beautiful man - choose for his top ten classic Doctor Who stories?

We have a ridiculously good time discussing the many flaws and the many strengths of what is considered to be the nadir of Doctor Who... and we call bullshit on that.

It's the final part of the great future history of Delta...and there are some surprises afoot! We continue to have the best time with the sun, sea, bees and sound systems with this quirky and funny tale. Here's to the Future, everyone...

We're romping around the Welsh countryside and falling in love! What will happen in the next exciting episode of the further adventures of Billy & Delta...

The rock and roll years! We head back to the rocking 50s for a high octane, zippy, romantic adventure. But just what did happen to Delta after this story?

As the ruler of us all - Eddie Arnold - finally brings world domination upon us all...we see the end of The Ice Warriors in with our three favourite things!

Dylan gets ready to shock the world with his bottom ten new series episodes. Fans of certain eras beware!

We're five episodes deep now and we only have one question on our mind...what the hell are the engines powered by?

We're celebrating all things Tom! You know I really think we might! But are the runners up and the winners the wrong way around? And will there be some rule breaking and cheating occuring? Who will win this hotly contested era?

Joe M delivers his top ten classic Doctor Who stories...never in your wildest dreams will you believe his number one...

Moving pictures! And a thrilling escape for Victoria who doesn't take a break from snivelling but does manage to get trapped under ice! It's all go this week!

What ten new series stories does lovely Joe M like the least?

A new Hamster Patreon feature is to appear in a new Hamster segment - the top and bottom ten TV Doctor Who for both classic and new series. Here Joe M kick starts the madness with his bottom ten TV classic Doctor Whos.

Are we struggling with pictures in the plotless middle episodes of The Ice Warriors? With all this banter flying around we don't have any time to get bored!

In a double bill with Too Hot for TV for MayGan, we have another, very different, take on the TV Movie from two mega fans of the movie who can't control their love for this fabulous piece of trash...

The first of three episodes celebrating the TV Movie this month - James takes a trip back in time to re-experience The TV Movie as a 16 year old via his diaries...

Proper Ice Warrior we have lumbering around the base threatening Victoria and all in black and white animation! Where so these lumbering behemoths come from?

It's battle between Dad and Son again! Eddie loves this glacial story, but Jon isn't a fan. We head to the tundra to see a Viking Warrior cut out of the ice and come to life! And how much was Eddie given to spend at the merchandise table at the convention?

The battle of RTD2! In the blue corner; Joe M! Lover, not fighter! In the red corner; Joe F! Who is not amused about anything this episode is doing... Opinions fly - not for the weak hearted!

Has the impossible been achieved? Has Frazer made allowed me to find a way to enjoy The Kings Demons?

Who else but our Frazer could take hold of this insignificant little two parter and shout from the rooftops about it. His beguiling argument starts here...

A delightful episode celebrating Jodie Whittaker and the 13th Doctor and determining the Strictly Come Hamster best episode of the era...

And its Tennant and Tate out...and Ncuti Gatwa in! Plus The Toymaker, Melanie Bush, UNIT, and tons of continuity! How will it fare a few years after release?

A wonderful conversation about continuity, lore, production value, the Master and the Cybermen, self sacrifice, strong companions and a magnificent Doctor(s).

A brand new contributor to Hamster and the boldest introductory swing as we head straight into Jodie's two part series 12 finale.

Are we really talking about the abuse of science and committing suicide in a Doctor Who story? Has the story run out of steam or does it rouse at the conclusion?

We're very much in the wander around the spaceship section of the story but with David Collings on the scene and two Brigadiers in action things don't stay quiet for long!

What chaos will ensue when super villain Eddie Arnold takes the reins and guides us through season 2 featuring discussions on Planet of the Giants, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, The Rescue, The Romans and The Web Planet...

Our favourite episode of the story and the one which introduces timey wimey to Steven Moffat whilst he was still a wee nipper. The ultimate nostalgia fest when the Doctor jogs the Brigadier's memory?

Joe & James embark on a timey wimey adventure and talk season 20, introducing new companions, unforgettable incidental music and a story with some serious themes...

Welcome to Dinosaur Hour with me, Joe Ford, and my pupil Paul Arthur...get ready to see Dino on Dino action, Dinos in the Underground and a jeep driven through a Dinos legs!

What's that? An episode of padding? It's the Doctor on the run...from UNIT? Plus politics gets messy when the far left show what they do with insurrectionists...

Joe & Paul continue their love in with this latter era Pertwee six parter with the story opening out in some fascinating and absurd new directions. How does the show tackle examining left wing extremism?

The ultimate fifth Doctor love in as the team discuss the era, the actor, the character and determine the Strictly Come Hamster ultimate fifth Doctor story!

There's a ruddy great T-Rex chained down in the hangar and its pissed and wants to eat Sarah Jane! Does Doctor Who get any more exciting than this?

It's all to play for with this episode; Yates is acting oddly, the Doctor is just trying to work, Sarah goes out to play and the Brigadier hunts for a traitor!

Paul bravely hands this episode to his family to watch...and then realises that whatever embarrassment he might have felt is dispelled when he watches it with a friend…