Bachelor Talk

If you think the spelling of narcissist should be P-E-T-E-R then listen in to hear why we think Peter's rose was from the producers and not Michelle. Natalie guest hosts to help reign Jack in and make the editing process a lot easier. Do you agree with Natalie that Nate might have a dark secret or terrible personality that we just aren't seeing? She also made the crew a new podcast logo to pair with Liz's new title LEAST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS. We promise we'll try to stick to this title for at least 2 seasons.

Brian guest hosts with Jack... yes, just Jack Michelle starts her journey for love while Brock and Liz start their journey for a break. Join Jack this season as he invites some friends to give their valuable opinions on our fresh batch of LOVELY GENTLEMEN... K&T start off the show actually having Michelle's back by doing their own background check that ABC would be too happy to miss. ABC lives for the drama but K&T live to protect Michelle's heart. What more could we ask for in hosts? Tune in each week as our episodes hopefully get shorter as more terrible people leave the show!

Well, it's over, Liz is back, Jack doesn't know Female anatomy, or understand guys can be friends.  Congrats to the engaged couples, we wish you nothing but the best.  By best of course meaning you stay together long enough to not be contractually obligated to return that Neil Lane ring you got. 

The Penultimate episode of the year, full of drama and twists from places you would expect, and some places that you wouldn't.  Jack and Brock have one of their more fun episodes talking about Ivan, Ed, Aaron, Noah and the rest of the crew on the beach. 

We had an early departure, an emergency evacuation, and a Too be continued, could be an interesting week next week on the 3 hour extravaganza.  Lil' Jon wants to know who is feeling the love, and if Tia has made a decision on Tatty-Daddy yet.

Brendan and Pieper are gone forever... kinda. Jack tells us which couple he wants to watch boom boom, or put whipped cream on.  Wells is a good dude, but true to form nothing gold can stay and Brendan's ghost as Dr. Joe looking for a second opinion on Natasha. Down to one a week, but the drama is holding constant! Should you Subscribe?  "Yeah" - This week's host, Lil Jon

No Jack this week as Brock and Liz chat about how the podcast is doing, how Demi is completely off her rocker, where is a rose ceremony some people have gotta go.  But Mostly How Pieper and Brendan were evil and the worst, at least until Alanna showed up then nobody cared anymore.    THIS might have been one of the most interesting episodes yet, and I love it. 

What a wild week this was, almost every couple that was isn't.  Demi was like " I gotta, I gotta, gotta piñata full of condoms, oh, oh wah oh"  and the cake hit the fire..... Fan?  Who knows but it was a great week for drama on the beach!  Liz is back (We're happy about that too, we know it's better when she is there). 

Monday was nothing but drama, Hurricane Demi, a Tahznado, VP the clout chaser, and our first rose ceremony.  Tuesday brought Thomas, and drama, and Riley and Boom Boom.  Some New Characters on our show as well, as we continue Hitting the Beach.   Ps. RIP David Spade

Liz, Jack and Brock react to the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise on the rebranded "Hitting The Beach" podcast. We consider rating DPs, and David Spade fails to miss an opportunity for innuendo. 

This one is overflowing with pointless tangents and diatribes. It makes it seem like maybe having a knowledgeable guest would help us run a show? Who knows? 

Katie sends a few home, Andrew S. Has a heart of gold. Micheal A talks to his kid really weird.  Blake is going blind from spanking it all the time, we find out that Jack's favorite euphemism for jerking off is "masturbation" so that was awkward.  Hometowns are next week, is everyone ready to see where Greg Hides the bodies?

Jack and Brock flying alone again on this one, we might officially be out of friends at this point.  Blake gets a one on one that ends with a roll in the Hay, Hunter, the short guy with gelled hair and a tattoo sleeve turns out to be a bit of a hardo.  Mike P. Gets to FIRST base, so good for him I guess. 

Jack and Brock are without friends tonight as Brock spends most of the episode trying to defend what he thinks Thomas was probably trying to say.  Tre can shut up any time now about other people's business.  Blake Moynes pokes in for his third crack at the bachelorette... though he's late here, and Clare left early.... 3 bachelorettes in 2 full seasons, rough look. (Also he was totally spankin' it when Katie showed up.)

Kimmy joins the boys to weigh in on, The Karl Kronicles wrapping up finally, for the first time ever the house basically votes him out, but Brock Still wants to remind them this isn't Big Brother.  Of course this deviation from format enrages Jack. Nick Viall hosts a group therapy session.  Katie flips for Micheal A under the.... Stars(?)...   This one got away from us a few times, Editing was tough, if I missed anything, just remember Jack is actually a really good guy. 

Last seasons The Bachelor draft winner Laura joins the show this week to talk about Katie's first dates, "The Right Reasons", a good 'ole fashion Dude Off, and How Micheal P's baseball stats confirm he struggles to get past first base. 

Jack and Brock are back, joined on this one by Saruf, to explain the furry fascination and help break down the episode. (mainly because Brock didn't watch and was just a glorified producer.) Brock Takes a short victory lap about predicting/willing into existance Katie as the Bachelorette, Jack shows how many notes he takes.   Welcome on back guys.

The final episode of Matt James's season of The Bachelor.  Brock and Jack fly un-chaparoned on this one, which... makes it interesting to address the overarching issues, But Emmanuel Acho did a fantastic job, and Brock breaks out his inner Alex Jones.  

Brock and Jack back alone to break down the overnight dates, and Matt's contentious relationship with his father.  We talk, water troughs, euphemisms, Donald Glover and so much more.  Is there anyone out there who feels like Michelle shouldn't win this thing? Not that we predict she will... but she really should

Elizabeth Joins the show to add some perspective as both an Expert and a Woman, which is nice because Brock and Jack are idiots. We digress... a lot... mainly because the women tell all is very boring. But it is a nice little glimpse into Brock's past, even though it is important to remember Brock has final editing!!!

Brock & Jack break down the good the bad and the ugly of Matt's hometown dates. Was Michelle's date too perfect to be true? Did Rachel's dad not realize how the Bachelor worked? Is Matt Afraid of babies, and Serena's sister lays it down. Don't forget to like, follow, rate, subscribe. If you want the video https://youtu.be/KMsuuTFzjtM

Jack calls in to do a run through of week 7, which saw a boatload of ladies leave Matt with only four. We get the dismissal of Heather and Brock & Jack's thoughts on that, along with not one but two rose ceremonies. (and one finally at the end to make Jack happy) A fond farewell to some of our favorite ladies, and a look forward to meeting the families next week for "hometowns." Hit up @brockjersey on twitter to let us know what we should needlessly spew our opinions about after the season ends!

Brock and Jack go very (VERY) in depth on the girls and first impressions of Matt James season of The Bachelor. It is possible that about halfway through they were surprised by how seriously they took this and what was supposed to be a joke turned into a weekly show!! You can see the video here https://youtu.be/epCBsX-EN90 As well as all of the other episodes .

This week we mourn the loss of a fan favorite, and brace for the impact of an unexpected entrance. In their usual style that leads them to be ashamed later of how seriously they take this, Brock and Jack break down week 6 of Matt James as The Bachelor Video Version here https://youtu.be/FgwnTe7kQTE