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In this long overdue episode, A clucks like a chicken, B bitches about Mike Pence, and we give a lengthy and detailed Bangtan Bitches review of Map of the Soul: 7. Plus, we discuss the Kinetic Film and MV for ON, A goes back to her bible school roots, and B goes on an unexpected rant about Jimmy Fallon. Also, Reminder to WASH YOUR HANDS!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A is uncomfortable, B is disappointed in herself, and we discuss what we know so far about BTS' new album: title, interlude, and first single. Plus, we talk about Golden Disk Awards, BTS Connect, BTS World updates, and all the crazy stuff happening in the kpop industry. Also... is that a blog giveaway we hear? published 1/18/20 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this messy AF episode, A talks too little, B talks too much, and we celebrate our New Year baby Kim Taehyung. Plus we discuss BTS New Years performance, the Taehyung Juul controversy, the rampant YouTube plagiarism happening(how is this a thing?), and we tell you what we have planned for 2020. We're back bitches! Published 1/4/20 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A needs sleep, B talks too much, and we celebrate World Wide Handsome Kim Seokjin!!! Plus, A keeps getting distracted, B bitches about Jingle Ball, and we discuss the amazing fact that our boys won 8 daesangs in one week!!!! We also complain about the Grammys, lack of translators at events, explain an exciting live chat we organized on Amino, and we plug 2 recent stories on our blog. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this short episode, A talks too little, B talks too much, and we decide to do a full on filler episode. Plus, we discuss the new Make it Right MVs, question WTF is armyzip, Hairgate 2019, the MAMA2019 and AMA nominations, and B explains why there is no Mimi in this episode. Note: The podcast will be on a mini hiatus until mid/late November. Publish: 10/25/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A has unrealistic goals, B laughs obnoxiously loud(it echoes), and we celebrate our beautiful October baby Park Jimin! Plus, we discuss Chicken Noodle Soup, Jungkook's tattoos: Fact or Fiction, and that nasty Hollywood Reporter article and why women can't have nice things. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This episode is NSFW. In this episode, A struggles to read, B almost fucks our listeners over by skipping questions, and we are joined by a very special guest - epic Tumblr author @gimmesumsuga !!! Are you interested to know what motivates her to write? Are you curious to know what kinks get her hot? Have you ever wondered whether she is into ass play? We have all the answers!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A can't stop yawning, B can't stop laughing and we learn what the holiday Chuseok really is. Plus, we discuss our IQs(or B's lack of one), promote an amazing interview we will be doing next episode, and celebrate the king of kings Kim Namjoon's birthday! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A is in a carb coma, B swears the BTS World game is a secret romance, and we celebrate our Golden Maknae Jeon Jungkook! Plus we give updates about current/future projects, briefly discuss the second annual October Writing Challenge on our blog, and realize that neither of us can read. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A shows off her card shuffling skills, B's voice has a weird echo, and we both can't stop yawning. Plus, we discuss Taehyung's new song Winter Bear, B gives a review of Bring the Soul: The Movie, and A wows us with her magical Tarot reading abilities. Published 8/13/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A is attacked by kittens, B shares some random animal facts, and we discuss what ARMY means to you. Plus, we are obsessed with Seoul Town Road, we talk about the newest kpop social media app - Weverse, and we give updates on BTS World. Published 7/27/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A tells a joke, B tells a funnier one, and we both get distracted by the new game BTS World mid-episode. Plus, we discuss the new songs Lights and Heartbeat as well as their MVs, we read listener submissions about what you think about the new game, and B asks A an important question about her butt cheeks. Publish 7/5/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A gets distracted repeatedly, B apologizes for our impromptu hiatus, and we talk about Halsey's genuine friendship with BTS. We discuss BTS World game, BTS World music, Festa, Muster, and get momentarily sidetracked by the 2005 Kiera Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice. We are back Bitches! Published 6/23/2019 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A snorts, B cackles, and we discuss what makes Boy With Luv such an amazing song. We also talk about why our cats are such bitches, B's horrible Rose Bowl experience, and we read your submissions about what you loved about the new album - Map of the Soul: Persona. Published 5/18/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode A loses her chapstick, B cannot pronounce Korean words, and we contemplate whether or not we could ever pierce our nipples. This is our big bullshit episode. We discuss Saturday Night Live, Billboard Music Awards, The Fact Music Awards, MNET comeback show, as well as whatever else strikes our fancy. Plus, is Jimin's tattoo real? When did Taehyung get so damn big? Who gave Hoseok the right? And much more. Published 5/6/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A kills B's dream of being a mermaid, we remind you that BTS is performing on a little known variety show called Saturday Night Live, and we discuss why we can't have nice things. This is our big comeback episode for Map of the Soul: Persona! We give a detailed review of each of the tracks listed on the new album, we also talk about why BTS fans will never be happy over collaborations and also... wtf does Jin think he's doing? Published 4/13/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This episode is definitely NSFW. This is Part Two of us reading your favorite fan fictions (written by us). In this episode, A is so high she can barely function, B shows off her amazing reading skills, and we both want to know who thought it would be a good idea to let us write. We also discuss the Billboard Music Awards nominations, this amazing new tumblr imagines page we found, and B reads what might possibly be the filthiest thing she has ever written. Published 4/6/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This is Part One of us reading your favorite fan fictions (written by us). In this episode, A is completely mortified, B is utterly amused, and we both agree that reading your own fan fictions out loud is more difficult than we anticipated. We also discuss the new Mattel dolls, BTS' comeback trailer Persona, and also... what's the deal with the boys' shoes? Published 3/10/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A has a runny nose, B sounds like she's dying and we discuss Bangtan's own genius rapper, producer, and songwriter extraordinaire Min Yoongi. We also talk about BTS' new album Map of the Soul: Persona, briefly discuss the current scandal happening in South Korea involving other Kpop groups, and A insists that B being sick makes her more attainable - is it true? Published 3/16/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This episode is extremely NSFW. Listen with caution! This is the Bangtan Kink episode you've been waiting for! In this episode, A shares some horrible kissing experiences, B laughs hysterically at A's misfortunes, and we discuss what kinks we think the men of Bangtan might have. We also read your submissions, go off on some wild tangents about weed, and have a serious discussion about how much we hate root beer. published 3/2/19. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A realizes she isn't funny, B eats too much candy, and in honor of his birthday, we discuss our wonderful Jung Hoseok and his achievements. We also discuss the boys presenting at the Grammys, whether or not BTS are misogynists, and we wish all our lovely listeners a very Happy Valentine's Day. Published 2/16/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A doesn't do her job, B realizes she's a hopeless romantic, and we wonder if goddesses can get wrinkles. Plus, we discuss your favorite BTS lyrics, talk about Jimin and Taehyung's solo songs and we get into an odd discussion about body parts. Published 2/4/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this short, messy episode B is so fucking high she doesn't remember any of this, A is looking for a daddy, and we update you guys on everything going on with the boys. We also briefly discuss the new Bighit group TXT, the new BTS webtoon Save Me, as well as the boys new hair colors. Welcome to 2019 bitches! published 1/20/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This is the first ever Bangtan Bitches Awards(BBA)! Which 2018 Bangtan album was the best of the year? Which MV did you think was the best? Which red carpet style did you love? You guys voted and we tell you the results. Plus, B's baby boy Taehyung turns 24, A discusses in detail the possibility of Jimin having a tattoo, and why are people so angry about our disinterest in other k-pop groups? published 1/2/19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A is cold, B feels dumb, and we both agree the Grammy nomination is absolute bullshit. We discuss Bangtan's domination of the music awards, Bighit's treatment of the boys, and A insists that B is Yoongi's real Grammy award. Plus we read listener submissions and talk about a new idea we want to incorporate into future podcast episodes. Publish 12/15/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This episode is very NSFW. In this episode, A can't stop yawning, B freaks out over J-Hope's wardrobe choices, and we answer your sex and masturbation questions. Plus, we gush over our lovely new interns, discuss the boys domination at the Asian Artist Awards, BigHit's new boy band, and the incredible new Hyundai ad that makes us think that someone in BigHit follows our blog. Published 12/1/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, we're answering the real questions like why would someone steal A's pen and would Tom Riddle deep throat BTS cock? Plus, we are lucky enough to interview (via email) the amazing tumblr author Anu (@forgottenpasta), we answer your writing questions, and B gives a brief review of BTS Burn the Stage: The Movie. published 11/22/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this unusual episode, A wishes on a shooting star, B distracts A with tumblr stuff, and we do something completely different. The bulk of this episode is an interview we did with our tumblr friend @char-thenerd. We discuss her concert experience, the boys Grammy chances, as well as an insightful look at their mandatory South Korean military enlistment. As usual, we are hilarious and engaging and you should definitely listen to us! Published 11/5/8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This is PART TWO of your dream submissions. In this super long episode, A is high as a kite(again), B is no longer sick and back to being her amazing self, and we read(and laugh even more obnoxiously about) your BTS dream submissions. We also share a few new BTS dreams we've had since last week (including an amazing Marvel crossover you won't want to miss), we discuss the drop of RM's MONO and the new BTS song with Steve Aoki, B laments her lack of BTS sex dreams, and A gets scared by a cat's shadow. Published 10/28/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This is PART ONE of your dream submissions. In this episode, A is high as a kite, B is sick as a dog, and we read(and laugh obnoxiously about) your dream submissions. We also discuss the ages of our followers, Jimin's birthday, the boys health while on tour, and B is appalled that A has never seen 16 Candles. Published 10/20/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, we discuss "unpopular" BTS songs - which means songs that don't have an MV and are rarely, if at all, performed live. Also, A has a cold, B butchers some Naruto character's last name, and we invite hate mail from our listeners that live in the American South. Plus we read listener submissions and briefly salivate over Taehyung's recent VLive. Published 10/7/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this extremely short episode, we read a few emails, discuss some listener submissions, and laugh over our favorite RUN episodes. A informs you of our new twitter account, B is super pissed about an ask we received, and we bitch about how hard it was to record this episode (technical difficulties abound). published 9/23/2018. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, B tells everyone about her first BTS concert experience and A tries to guess if B’s bias has changed. We also read an email from a lovely Australian listener and we remind you guys what massive bitches we both are. Plus, A thinks she has bronchitis, B laughs at what a mess this episode is, and we assure you guys that Immortals is coming. Published 9/9/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this super special comeback episode, we review the new album Love Yourself: Answer. We discuss concept photos, each new track, and we salivate over the MVs Epiphany and IDOL. We also point out one member's clear cock movement, we talk about how the guys are obviously stalking our blog, and we agree that we only stan one Goblin King. Published 8/26/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This episode is very NSFW. In this episode, we play dirty "would you rather". Earlier this week, we posted 8 "would you rather" questions on our blog and we asked you to submit your answers as well as any questions you wanted to ask us. You guys are filthy(we're so proud). We also discuss our big celebration weekend, a super hilarious comment we got on an ask, and B freaks out A with a recurring dream she has. Published 8/19/2018 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A forgets the meaning of Y/N, B gushes over Julian Sands, and we both agree we love the fat horse from Looney Tunes. This is the highly anticipated Immortals Episode where we read YOUR theories. Did you follow the clues? Published 8/5/2018 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, B calls A out on her lies, A thinks B is in denial, and we discuss why Taehyung wrecks everyone in the War of Hormone MV. We also read listener submissions, B eats pie, and we tell Target they need to step up their game. This is the BIAS and BIAS WRECKER episode you've been waiting for. Published 7/22/2018. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this long ass episode, A's tits will not be calmed, B calls out a member on their cosplay, and we discuss several BTS music videos in detail. We switch things up and read listener submissions first this time, B feels dumb, and A forgets an amazing MV. Published 7/8/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A and B discuss their perfect BTS love matches and discover that B just pisses everyone off. We are in shock over their new hair colors - how dare they not give us any warning?! and FESTA 2018 - did you survive? We also discuss listener submissions, how slutty this comeback is, and why Bighit's stylist team needs to give us a call. Published 6/24/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, we discuss dreams we've had about BTS. A lets her little goth heart bloom, B wonders why Jin is so obsessed with her, and we finally reveal the incredible stalker dream that was the inspiration for A's amazing fanfic 'Mine'. We also discuss reader submissions and give a little update on Soul Meiteu and anything else we may be working on. We'd also like to apologize in advance for the obnoxious amounts of laughter in this episode. The stalker dream gets us every time. Published 6/8/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this week's episode, A rambles and B makes A get all weepy. We discuss the Billboard Music Awards performance as well as all the comeback shows featured this week (Harnesses!). We also discuss any upcoming stories we've been working on, A promotes tentacle porn and B warns you of the perils of sand and testicles. Published 5/27/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode, A & B salivate over the new MV for Fake Love. We also give a detailed review of the new album Love Yourself 'Tear'. We discuss reader submissions and have a quick update on the fanfictions we are currently working on. Join us for obnoxious banter and lustful musings. Published 5/19/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode we get sidetracked multiple times, A advocates for porn, B plugs an amazing sex toy, and we both gush about how much we want to do very bad things with our boys. We also talk about the upcoming tour, concept photos, Singularity, and we try to continue the fanfiction discussion from last week, but we kind of end up turning that into a sex talk. Plus the final two episodes of Burn the Stage Season 1 are discussed . Published 5/12/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode A is tipsy, B is obnoxious, and we have a long ass discussion about fanfiction. We also take reader submissions and we have a special email interview with the amazing tumblr author ChinnyChimChim (if you haven't read her stuff yet - wtf is wrong with you? Read it pronto!) We also discuss Burn the Stage Episodes 5 and 6 and A drops her phone on her face. Published 4/28/2018 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
In this episode we discuss the new album Face Yourself, theories regarding Euphoria (and what it could mean), the new hair the boys are sporting, as well as Burn the Stage episodes 3 and 4. Come listen to A and B laugh too much, talk about alcohol, and how we don't have any endorsements from Olive Garden (even though we should). Published 4/15/18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support
This is the very first episode of Bangtan Bitches. We discuss how A & B met, how B dragged A into this fandom, what we think about the term ARMY, we read listener submissions about how they entered the fandom, and we discuss the new series BTS: Burn the Stage episodes 1 and 2. Come listen to A giggle uncontrollably and B say the word definitely way too much! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bangtan-bitches/support