Call Me Larry

Patronuses, potassium, and Saturday morning cartoons, what more could you ask for? Join Jason and Kyle (Zack) on this pop culture journey as your two favorite Larrys shoot around some topics and catch up with the listeners.

In this episode the Larrys recap a night out in a post-covid world. There was violence, there was dancing, and there was 7-11 pizza. Check in with us to see how our night out went.

This week the Larrys go intergalactic and talk about Elon Musk, Mars, and string theory. If that wasn't enough, they go even deeper into the matrix to explore the 4th dimension and the trolley problem. Join us on this wacky conceptual adventure!

Welcome back to the first episode of Season 2 of the Call Me Larry podcast. Zack and Jason reunite for a Backyard BBQ to talk future plans, late-night escapades, and new ideas. Join in and listen to the Larry's as they begin their adventure on Season 2!

We made it. 25 episodes of storytelling, revelations, and pure nonsense. Thank you to all of our listeners. We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed recording it. We promise, there is more to come so get excited. Join us as we do something, something Call Me Larry.

Welcome to the second episode of the mini series following Zack and Jason through their Las Vegas trip experience. Join the boys as they rendezvous with Jason's old time friends in newfound places for a reflection on their formidable years. After this episode, which takes a usual traumatic turn, you cannot dispute the fact that these Larrys have some form of athleticism in their body, under the beer bellies of course! Live from the impromptu Vegas Studio we give you, The Larrys in Vegas Chronicles!

Welcome to the first of a multi-episode mini series following Zack and Jason through their Las Vegas trip experience - The Larrys in Vegas Chronicles - A.K.A LVC. Join the boys on their first day experience of Vegas. The boys talk about some of the misadventures of Jason's Dad, traveling to Vegas, and entering the heart of sin city. Stay tuned for the Larrys in Vegas Chronicles!

That's right, the boys are headed to Vegas. Nothing good can come of this or can it? Get excited because there will be stories to tell, people to meet, and money to be lost (don't worry we did the money-losing part for you). See you all next week in Sin City!

Are you scared of Clowns? Well, the Larrys are too! This week the boys discuss why sad clowns are a thing and the strategy of how to win carnival games. Later the boys dive into the freak shows such as Coney Island and how it is stuck in time in addition to the hidden strength of women.

This week the boys welcome a returning guest Brendan, fresh off getting his wisdom teeth removed. This episode covers each of Larry's Injury Reports over the years and some of Jason's father's questionable decision-making. Later the boys learn more about Brendan and how even he cannot avoid engaging in some drunken shenanigans.

Join Zack and Jason as they discuss how work from home life has brought about a new age of athleisure, backwards caps, and grandparents on Zoom. With all of tech talk Jason shares experiences from his past life of a IT helpdesk employee and how it might be one of the best ways to get a girls number in college. Later the boys talk about some football icons and how dressing to impress is half of the game. Could Derrick Henry smash through the CML studio? Find out and give a listen!

This week the boys reminisce on some of the most challenging parts of college (probably not what you think) and where their priorities were then versus now. Later they talk about partying with their parents and whether or not they would rather be chilling with baby Yoda in Star Wars or at the quidditch world cup in Harry Potter. Tune in to hear more from your favorite Larrys!

This week the boys get lost in the sauce - literally. Join Zack and Jason this week as they cover everything saucy. Jason gets emotional as he recounts the tragic history of McDonalds Szechuan sauce and its defining moments in a young Larry's life. Later on, join the debate on whether or not brunch is all about the atmosphere or is it just an excuse to drink in the morning.

This week Zack and Jason dive into why the ocean is not a place for us land mammals, how Jason's Aunt created a tribe of cannibalistic birds, and why the beach is simply overrated. For no reason whatsoever the boys start to chop it up about reliving high school and what you wish you could do-over. Enter the splash zone for this episode and give it a listen!

This week the Larrys visit the Dark Ages as Jason shares with the listeners why live-action role-play can be thrilling and even get a little kinky while Zack dives deep into his remaining brain cells to recite the history of torture. Also, learn why the creators of the Simpsons are prophetic time travelers.

This week your two favorite Larry's reunite to discuss the pros and cons of at-home life, how ramen noodles have replaced cigarettes in prison economies, and why now is the best time to create and consume content. Whether your petting your cat or cooking pasta in the kitchen, this episode is the perfect episode to turn on to find out why snakes are just danger noodles and why skiing is a contact sport.

This week the boys deliver a masterful description of what the world is like through the perspective of being a true Larry. From the real world to the creation of the coveted theme park, this is Larry Land. Come on an epic adventure of bear battling messy shenanigans, and oh yeah... Zack is back!

This week please join Jason as he crowns, by listener demand, The Most Valuable Larry. These guests have returned to answer some outrageous questions and get an encore on the show while being added to the MVL Hall of Fame. From tickle me pink to fighting cow-sized squirrels you will not be disappointed with this ensemble of comedic nonsense!

This week things get a little wet and wild! Guest co-host Scuba Steve joins Jason in a journey across the Pacific through Steve's origin story and how he came to be Call Me Larry's expert on all things Scuba. Join the Larrys to talk mini lobsters, hot pots, and the newest rising rapper on the scene... Lil Huey!

This week the boys take it back to the future! From cool gadgets and the dangers of technology, to superpowers and cyborgs, they hit it all. Tune in to find out why Japanese toilets are game-changing and what makes deep fake technology a tool for good and evil.

This week the boys and their returning guests break down even more college shenanigans. The result is more defiled shrubbery, a court proceeding with Zack as the defendant, and a 911 Hot Wings level spicy verdict. Listen in to learn more about your Larrys!

This week the boys reunite with the original college squad to reminisce on some of the shenanigans they got up to in their glory days. Be it floor caving parties, meat hammering, or just a good old fashioned tree removal; these ladies enlighten the world on what it was like to deal with your Larrys in their prime!

Happy Holidays from your two favorite Larry's! This week the boys are spending some time with their families and arguing with Richard on who gets the leftovers from Thanksgiving Dinner, so in place of a full episode we are dropping a preview of next week's episode... with guests! Stop by and listen to this excerpt from our next up and coming episode - The Girls Downstairs.

This week the boys talk about how it feels to grow up. Jason shares his perspective on building his career, moving out of his parent's place, and climbing through the levels of Larryhood. From pampers to jorts, stubble to mustache, and Light Beer to IPA. This is how to become... a Big Larry.

This week the boys take a step back and give perspective on the true evolution of man covering the history of humankind and it's primal urges. Eventually, the Larrys wander into how ‘cities' are built and exchange subway horror stories for your listening pleasure.

The Larry special is here and it is HOT. This week Zack and Jason torture their insides to christen their new studio for the listeners' enjoyment. The boys will take you through the audio adventure of a lifetime by consuming increasingly spicier wings, climaxing at a flavor that requires a liability waiver. They answer listener-submitted questions in a 4 round battle of spice and comedy.

The second half of our interview with once pro baseball player, now father of two, Jeffrey Go For Gold Part 2. In this episode, the boys learn a bit more about some of the other sides to Jeff, some more about his life as a pro, as well as some good old father-son bonding in a very… very... unique way.

We all know you have been waiting for it and it's finally here, the Jeff Special. In this episode, the boys get the privilege to interview a former professional baseball player. They learn all about how it was like to be a pro, some hilarious stories about Jeff's life, and his motivations for his up and coming book. Stop by for a hilarious yet inspirational episode.

This week the boys break down the science of lucid dreaming, the psychology behind becoming a sandwich, and share experiences with wildlife in the great outdoors. Finally, always remember to never underestimate the power of the sauce.

This week on the show we have our first guest and longtime friend of Jason's. We break down his mind with fascinating topics, explore the lyrics of Kanye, and ask the question we have all been wondering. Would you date an anime girl?

This week the boys question the validity of tacos on pizza, the primal qualities of golfing, and Jason talks about the time he met a real-life pirate. Also, why the hell is it so damn hard to split bills?

This week the boys talk everything from their degenerate gambling habits to some college shenanigans. Somehow they make their way to a typical work week for Jason and it is certainly not what anyone expects.

Join Zack and Jason for the premiere episode of the Call Me Larry Podcast. The boys dive into unconventional National Holidays, entertain the idea of fathering plants, and the oddities of quarantine life.

On September 26th tune in to hear washed-up college roommates talk crazy stories, current events, and absurd experiences all wrapped up in a burrito of comedic nonsense.