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You know us church kids have seen it all. From wigs flying to pants splitting. The good the bad and the hilarious. Revivals, youth camps, conferences, fellowship halls, and the smell of great food after church. Let’s go back down memory lane and share our

Jay Drayton


    • Jun 16, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 31 EPISODES

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    The Church Kids Unite podcast is hands down the best podcast on the internet! I eagerly await the release of a new episode every week, and my family and I love gathering around to listen and laugh together. Whether you grew up in a church or not, you are guaranteed to find humor in this podcast. The stories shared are absolutely hilarious and often seem out of this world!

    One of the best aspects of The Church Kids Unite podcast is its ability to appeal to both church kids and non-church kids alike. You don't have to be familiar with the ins and outs of church culture to appreciate the humor in these stories. The hosts have a knack for storytelling that transcends any specific religious background. This makes it accessible to a wide audience, ensuring that everyone can find something to laugh about.

    As someone who has grown up as a PK (Pastor's Kid), I can personally relate to many of the stories shared on this podcast. It's refreshing to hear experiences that mirror my own upbringing and brings back fond memories. This connection adds an extra layer of enjoyment for those who have been through similar situations.

    However, it's worth mentioning that while this podcast is incredibly funny, it may not be suitable for everyone. Some individuals might find certain jokes or topics offensive or inappropriate. It's important to consider one's personal preferences before diving into this podcast, especially if you're easily offended by religious humor or irreverent jokes.

    In conclusion, The Church Kids Unite podcast is a must-listen for anyone looking for clean church comedy that will leave them laughing their head off. From hilarious stories that resonate with church kids and non-church kids alike, it has something for everyone. While some may find certain jokes inappropriate, overall, this podcast delivers top-notch entertainment value. So grab your family or friends, sit back, and get ready for an unforgettable laughter-filled experience with The Church Kids Unite!



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    Latest episodes from Church Kids Unite

    Cashapp Catastrophe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2024 28:46


    We're back!!!! Church kids, have you ever been asked for an offering you just didn't want to give. Listen to my funny story about this very thing.

    JONES IS GONE! And The Testimony gone TMI

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2023 46:18


    Listen as Missy Jones shares some of the most hilarious church stories Ive heard! From a story of her father in law, to a testimony gone TMI, you are sure to crack up.

    Death Threats, Prayer Chat Lines, and Passive Aggressive Emails

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 69:39


    Listen as Brittney and I have a wonderful stroll down memory lane with two of our favorite youth leaders, Katie Farley and Rebecca Mosley. You are sure to laugh at some of their hilarious stories.

    Flying Teeth, Pants on the Ground, and the String King

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 38:56


    Listen as Past Jason Bowman shares one of the most unexpected and hilarious stories from his YP days, and nails the song association game.

    Soured Green Beans and the Putrid Pork

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 48:07


    Listen as my Youth Pastor, Josh Bates nails the song association game, and tells some funny church stories, and gives great answers to church ethics questions.

    Holy Ghosted and the Barista Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 49:36


    Have you ever been scared to bring your new boo to church? Listen as I share a story of a friend who lost her man after a power packed service.

    Illegal Substances and False Prophets

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 45:36


    Listen as my special guest, Aaron Tipton talks about one of the worst altar call situations I've ever heard, and shares some church goals with us.

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    Church Court, Casinos, and Multi Level Marketing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 64:25


    Listen in the latest CKU episode as my special guest, Rebecca Mosley answers some hilarious church ethics questions, shares wisdom, and great laughs.

    All Down The Drain

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 47:44


    Listen as Beth Carpenter Hojnacki give a hilarious account of some rather unfortunate church camp stories, and well as some wonderful wisdom.

    The Proof is in the Pantyhose

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 38:42


    Listen this week as evangelist Robbie Grubbs shares a hilarious story that literally left me speechless. You won't believe your ears.

    Salty Skittles for a Soul

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 35:11


    This week, Katie Carpenter joins me to tell some hilarious stories of horrible edible experiences she has had at the hands of the saints. You are sure to get a great laugh. Listen and share.

    Altar Call with a Side of Sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 51:10


    Listen this week as Jay Boyd nails the song association game, shares some wisdom, and tells a hilarious story of an altar call mishap of his.

    Birthing on a Baby Grand

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 48:32


    This week, my father in law, the one and only Terry Taylor shares two hilarious stories of church memories, as well as some amazing wisdom on ministry and relationships. Listen, and share this week's episode.

    Church Kid Questions part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 33:04


    This week, I take on some of your church kid questions that were sent in. Some topics that we maybe didn't hear a lot about in church growing up. I hope this blesses you and makes you think.

    Undergarments and Outerwear

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 33:28


    Listen to this week's episode as my sister in law, Torrie Taylor shares a hilarious story of an embarrassing experience in youth group, as well as an emotional conversation between us. I am sure it will bless you. 

    Casket Sharp and Rapture Ready

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 46:49


    Listen as my close friend Donovan Butler shares his testimony, as well as a hilarious story that has left him traumatized to this day. 

    A Circle of Laughter and the Stairs of Doom

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 27:43


    Listen as my good sis, Kynnedi tells her traumatic stories of youth camp, as well as her wonderful story of salvation. This episode is sure to make you cry laughing.

    The Tabernacle Takeover and Tumble

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 47:29


    Listen to this week's episode as my wife, Brittney, shares a few funny stories of her own from our beloved youth camp, as well as a special announcement at the end. 

    Minivan Madness and the Date Gone Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 36:54


    Listen as special guest Kendall Ross joins Church Kids Unite to tell a story of a dating at a christian college,

    Burn the house down

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 37:13


    Listen as I give an account to my best friend of my church kid arsonist attempt gone wrong.

    Blurt It Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 25:59


    I asked what are some things you want to blurt out in church, and the church kids did not disappoint! Listen as I discuss the most popular answers

    Where Two Or Three Are Gathered

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 28:54


    When a gift to my mom goes horribly wrong, who is left to defend her honor? Me, of course, and my best friend. Listen to my story of interrogation with a side of audacity.

    Thanks For Not Smoking

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 23:28


    What do you check for on your way into church? Gum, mints, your phone? What about clothing and cigarettes? Listen to how this story unfolds on Church Kids Unite

    Heartbreak In The Church Van

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 24:56


    Have you ever been told “God told me we are getting married”? Does God only tell one, but not the other? Listen to my personal story on Church Kids Unite.

    Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 24:55


    Imagine the worst possible outcome at a revival service. This is the story of Miss Mae. Listen to the crazy story of a fatal revival service in Chicago.

    Pure White… Well Kinda

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 22:53


    Church kids, we all know fasting is a core pillar of our faith. But in this story, it ends in an uneasy stomach and a big mess in front of the entire congregation. Listen, laugh and share.

    Splash Mountain and Big Bertha

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 19:03


    Baptism. One of the most important, yet possibly scary events of a church kid's life. Listen to the story of how an innovative pastor got the job done anyway.

    Strawberry shortcake with a side of betrayal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 22:07


    What would you do if a revival potluck went terribly wrong? Listen to the story of the worst church dessert experience of my life.

    Granny Millie and the jealous deadly testimony

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 22:30


    Death, jealousy, ugly wives, and an epic apology. A drama series? No. Just a regular night at a camp meeting in Florida. Listen to the wild story of Granny Millie.

    Party of 4/Table for 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 21:55


    A road trip to a church date gone horribly wrong. Listen to episode 2 of Church kids unite to hear the story of the date at Wendy's that led to nowhere.

    The Great Fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 20:20


    Bubble guts, youth camp, and heat lamps lead to great trials and tribulations for me. Listen to my painful testimony on the first episode ever of Church Kids Unite.

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