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In the middle of nowhere *cough East LA cough* between yesterday and tomorrow. Three friends discuss aliens, ghosts, cryptids, conspiracies and everything in between. All while sipping on their favorite caffeinated drink. But no matter how scary the stories can get, the laughs will always be present.

Sea Salt Productions


    • Mar 7, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Cryptic Coffee Podcast

    A MAJOR UPDATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 0:09


    A major update on the future of the show

    Ep:24 Worst...Exorcism...EVER!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 99:07


    Today it seems like everyone brought a main story. Efrain talks about some creepy encounters in the Siberian wilderness. Zeus brings what is possibly the worst exorcism of all time and Jose discusses the benefits/consequences of selling your soul to the devil. Stick around for this episode, it's a good one!

    Ep:23 Alien Encounters

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 100:36


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    BONUS Ep: The Story of Jimmy C

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 53:03


    After talking about not people and reading several encounters. Its time to discuss what is probably one of the biggest examples of a not person on the internet. The story of Jimmy C. In this bonus episode, Efrain reads the famous story to the boys who then all go on an existential crisis regarding souls, dimensions and reality itself. Enjoy!

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    Ep:22 Not People

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 99:58


    Have you ever crossed paths with someone who seems normal on the surface. But something about them is just...off... almost as something that is pretending to be human. Well you might have encountered a "Not Person". On today's episode, the boys tell "not people" encounters from reddit.

    Ep:21 Cryptic Café 1. Reddit Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 65:08


    The boys read stories from an r/AskReddit thread.

    Ep:20 The Chinese Communist Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 103:52


    -Final trial of phase one

    Ep:19 Men In Black Encounters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 86:51


    After a triad of guest episodes. The boys are back in the studio again. this time with no guest. It seems that today everyone brought a great story. Efrain brings another cryptid that is close to home. Zeus expands on the lore of Amazonian cryptids and Jose brings some crazy men in black encounters. Hope you enjoy!

    Ep:18 The Island Of The Dolls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 107:50


    The crew welcomes a guest that is as mysterious and mystical as Zeus himself. She might be Cryptid actually. The stories are all over the place today, from a Brazilian guardian of the forest to crocodiles in world war 2. We had alot of fun recording this one. So much so that it almost went on for 2 hours. Hope you enjoy as much as we did.

    Ep:17 The Curse of Colonel Sanders!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 78:19


    After 2 separate road trips and a renaissance fair, the boys get back together to discuss their weekend adventures. Joining them today is their friend Aly who may or may not have scared Efrain half to death while camping. Also today we have a very special story on the table. The story that very much started the podcast itself. Get ready to learn about the curse of Colonel Sanders!

    Ep:16 Telling Stories While Dying of Food Poisoning

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 67:00


    Dylan is back! Our first ever guest has returned to join us on this beautiful April 1st episode where we tell questionable stories. Jose finally brings the best cryptid to the show, Florida man! Zeus recalls a terrifying childhood memory, and Efrain is slowly dying to food poisoning after eating a sketchy cheeto. Hope you enjoy!

    Ep:15 Night Marchers of Hawaii

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 69:21


    After Efrain possibly ran over a cryptid on the way here, the gang gets together to talk about the Snallygaster's mortal enemy, the dreaded Dwayo. The Chupacabra also makes some appearances in South America, while the mysterious Night Marchers terrorize the islands of Hawaii. We are jam-packed with cryptids today!

    Ep:14 The Snallygaster!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 56:50


    What is your favorite cryptid? Bigfoot? The Mothman? The Space Brains of Palos Verdes? Well all of those pale in comparison to the mighty Snallygaster! Today the boys talk about this underrated cryptid and why it might be Efrain's new favorite.Follow us on Instagram @crypticcoffeepod. TikTok coming soon!

    Ep:13 The Most Serious Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2022 68:43


    The boys try their best to make a completely serious episode without any banter or laughing. They fail miserably.

    Ep:12 Loving Aliens In Space? Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 79:16


    After a long break, the boys finally get back together to catch up and finish what they started. Part 2 of the Dubno abduction is here and it's crazier than the first part. Also we might start to show some worry for one of the hosts.

    Ep:11 Fighting Aliens In Space (From A Pizza Shop)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 72:21


    In this late night episode of the Cryptic Coffee Podcast. The boys gather inside their local Pizza shop as it is way to late to make the journey toward the office. Here in this closed and creepy shop, they cover many subjects. Da Vinci conspiracy theories, a Ukrainian man who absolutely bodied some aliens back in 2008, and the story of a man who could make it rain indoors. This and more on todays episode.

    Ep:10 Tik Tok & Jungle Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 75:31


    The boys get back together after a covid scare to talk about a man stuck in the year 2027, A railroad ghost with a tongue twister of a name, and a very violent alien flap in Brazil. We also find out that Jose is the chosen one but he rejected the offer immediately. To our international listeners, please contact us. Let us know how you found our pod. Email us at crypticcoffeepod@gmail.com

    Ep:9 Our 3rd Guest Sees Shadow People

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 104:44


    The boys welcome their good friend Kennedy to the show. Together in what is our longest episode yet, the group discusses haunted dolls, spontaneous combustion, sleep paralysis and much more!

    Ep:8 Sequoia National Forest

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 49:55


    Podcasting with the giants! Today the boys head up to Sequoia National forest to see the giant redwoods while talking about ghosts, aliens witches and bigfoot. Yup, we check all our boxes on this episode.

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    Ep:7 Sam The Sandown Clown

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 76:12


    Jose discovers a whole new world of flavor called Starbucks vanilla. After that the boys go on a rollercoaster of emotions as the topics include continental European relations, Ted Bundy, LA crashes and Organic ghost robots using their ears to analyze the toxicity of berries. Good luck getting through this one.

    Ep:6 Eating Hands For Love! <3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2021 60:42


    The boys welcome their second guest Cade! Together they discuss a mysterious whistling man who followed someone for 16 years. A British Youtuber with a VERY long distance relationship. A house that had 28 fires in one day, and a classic Mexican bed time story for the kids.

    Ep:5 Our First Guest!!! (He Hears Sirens?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 60:27


    The boys invite Jose's friend Dylan to the studio to talk about the weird sirens that he heard at the dead of night. They also get into several topics including the The Queen Mary, the Taos Hum, and Skinwalker Ranch.

    Ep:4 A Bit Off The Rails

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 68:22


    The boys discuss the aftermath of episode 3. They then proceed to talk about Eisenhower, Melina from Mortal Kombat and the effects of Racism in Cryptozoology. Or at least they try...

    Ep:3 3AM In The Park (Gone Wrong) (We Got Robbed!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 71:58


    The boys do their first ever on location episode at haunted Deforrest Park in Long Beach Ca. They discuss haunted pajamas, Frida Kahlo's ghost and the Hoia Forrest in Romania. What the boys don't realize is that the scariest part of the park is not the ghosts, but the people.

    Ep:2 Giant Space Brains of Palos Verdes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 48:31


    The boys discuss an instant classic. In 1971 two friends became witness to one of the most unique and strange Cryptid sightings ever recorded, as they stood face to face with a pair of large disembodied brains. Luckily the friends were able to evade the ominous organs and never see them again. well...at least one of them.

    Ep:1 Japanese Man Too Angry To Die!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 44:52


    On the first episode of the show. The boys discuss the curse of Taira no Masakado. A vengeful samurai who was so determined on fighting his cousin, that death itself could not stop him.

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