Dungeons Sans Dragons

Week 2. Momo goes to vote, finds mail, and then subsequently decides to go investigate the Hive Ward in excruciating detil. Diana fumbles with the Neural Network for more names, and it goes... as expected. Momo finds... a corpse.   Errata: Ceci after recording: "Are you sure we have enough material to work with for the episode?" Me, while editing: "aaaaaAAAAAAAAA" Sorry, this is a long one. Oops?

Week 2. Asushunamir gets to vote on a few things, lament their decreasing mail volume, and take an odd trip to the City's Prison. There, they find the eponymous strange coin, information about a crime, and a craving for rice. After lunch, they head for an afternoon of picking things up and putting them down. Vaenia does not have a good time. Errata: The player of Asushunamir goes by many names, almost all of them starting with A. Some day I'll get around to new show art, but that's not today. "Bonliss" is the name of one of Diana's PCs who was... notorious for not thinking through her plans. The Harmonium intended to have the coin shown to Asu, and then retrieve it later once they had a chance to examine it and perhaps give their opinion. "Croque Monsieur" was the name of an NPC in a previous campaign. A* had Diana try cilantro rice and it was disgusting and tasted like soap, you can't change my mind. .......I'll try to cut back on the references I need to errata, but that's part of what you get with the two of us /shrug.

Week 1. Fen decides to investigate some profiling in the Hive Ward and practice her political talk. She then decides to write many, many letters. Errata: Some day I'll get around to new show art, but that's not today. We would like to apologize for some of the background noise in this episode, Kathy's old roommate was not the most helpful with regards to recording.

Week 1. Momo makes a new friend, replacing the one she... seems to have misplaced. Some madness ensues in the Madhouse. Errata: Some day I'll get around to new show art, but that's not today.  

Week 1. Asushunamir meets up with Vaenia, their mentee, and has a busy day of one vote in the legislature. Meanwhile, character development and learning who Asu is. Also, some DM style tips snuck in there. Errata: The player of Asushunamir goes by many names, almost all of them starting with A. Some day I'll get around to new show art, but that's not today.

Fen, played by Kathy, represents the Ciphers in the Hall of Speakers. Let's catch up with her in the world's worst game show, hosted by Diana! Errata: I'm never sure how many 'n's are in Fen's name. It's either Fen or Fenn, and this is a blanket statement that I don't know and I already released files with Fen, so that's what I, as god of this world, am going with.

Amoretta Ekkert (or Momo for short), played by Ceci, represents the Bleakers in the Hall of Speakers. Let's catch up with her in the world's worst game show, hosted by Diana!

Asushunamir (or Asu for short), played by A.*, represents the Ciphers in the Hall of Speakers. Let's catch up with them in the world's worst game show, hosted by Diana! Errata: The player of Asushunamir goes by many names, almost all of them starting with A.

Ever since the Lady decreed there would be only fifteen Factions in Sigil, those that made it out of the upheaval have been locked in their kriegstanz: never outright war, but subterfuge and deception. Join DM Diana Voyer and players A.*, Ceci, and Kathy as [redacted], high ranking members of their factions, for a campaign of intrigue, politics, and maybe a plot?

Well, Bex thought we were starting at 12:00 Pacific, not 12:00 Eastern, and was with a cute girl, and now needs to navigate LA traffic. Let's let Natalie regale us with stories while we wait!

Tal wakes up, and thinks to check her tattoo. When she sees it's the same as yesterday, she freaks out. Why? Clangorous is writing poetry. Inwar is still hungover. Tal takes a lap. Ticca's got a lot of talents.

While Inwar, Tal, and ...Britus sleep, Clangorous sneaks out for a late-night soiree at the Civic Festhall, and might be joining a cult, or going to therapy. It's hard to say for sure. Clangorous doubts the existence of fish. Inwar and Tal are still asleep. Words still have meanings. Errata: Clangorous knows more than the four runes described in this episode.

While Inwar, Tal, and ...Britus sleep, Clangorous sneaks out for a late-night soiree at the Civic Festhall, and might get in a bit over his head. Clangorous steps off the stage. Inwar and Tal are asleep. Words have meanings. NEWS: Want to hang out with other fans? Check out our Discord! https://discord.gg/PvGeMAE  

The gang finishes up their business at Fell's and returns home, where they try to comfort a new companion. What could possibly go wrong? Clangorous teaches by example. Inwar's already fucked up. Tal slaps Clangorous. Fell is uncomfortable. Britus asks a question. Errata: Fell's pronouns are they/them. NEWS: Want to hang out with other fans? Check out our Discord! https://discord.gg/PvGeMAE

The gang overshares, gets tatted up, and meets the multiverse's best interpreter. Clangorous sends a Snapchat. Inwar decides against offending Tymora. Tal runs away. Everyone loves Fell. Errata: I do not apologize for the long bout of laughter. All, dear listener, will be explained in due time. Fell has been experimenting with these weird "ink"-based tattoos recently.

The gang returns to Sigil, tries to save a life, meets up with a bunch of "lawful neutral assholes", tries to make a drow feel comfortable, and discuss future tattoos. Clangorous gets his workin' chair. Inwar gives a soul-crushing hug. Tal name drops Lolth. Britus is shook. God forgets the layout of the city. NEWS: Want to hang out with other fans? Check out our Discord! https://discord.gg/PvGeMAE

The gang inadvertently pisses off Spider Mommy™ and tries to make it out of the Abyss in one piece! Wish them luck, they're gonna need it! Clangorous has a good time. Inwar does some deep breathing. Tal makes small talk. God forgets what the letter "U" looks like. Errata: the save DC for a yochlol is increased in the Demonweb Pits.

The gang recovers after a fateful encounter in the Abyss, then travels for several more miles through wasteland to a... dead grove? Clangorous forgets what drow are, as a concept. Inwar roasts a skull. Tal learns valuable lessons.

The gang responds to the call from their employer and meets Fell, who only wants a flower. After a whirlwind trip to the Lower Ward, Clangorous sings a song, and they're off! Clangorous remembers he's a dragonborn. Inwar learns a lesson about preparing spells. Tal taunts god. Errata: Fell's pronouns are they/them.

After signing their employment contract with Lugwallen, the gang heads over to The Azure Sword to drink and decorate their rooms. Clangorous takes a raincheck. Inwar makes a good decision. Tal meets Elf Daddy™. Errata: Lugwallen's name is Lugwallen. Ticca's name should be pronounced /ti.kə/.

The gang emerges out of a sewer grate, tries to busk on the streets of Sigil, and then meets, and negotiates, with One Watery Boy. What could possibly go wrong? Clangorous changes color. Inwar cries. Tal steals a hat. Errata: Ticca's name should be pronounced /ti.kə/.

Just who is the party's mysterious employer? What secrets does he hide? What sketchy motives does he have? And most importantly... what's his name again?

Welcome to Sigil, domain of the Lady of Pain, center of the multiverse, and home to everyone anyone needs to know to survive. Join Natalie Barillaro (they/them) as Clangorous, V Silverman (they/them) as Tal, Bex Taylor-Klaus (she/her or they/them) as Inwar, and Diana Voyer (they/them) as literally everyone else as they spend some time in the Cage, journey across the planes, and maybe find a meaningful plot somewhere in there.