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Comedian Nicole Becannon and friends create a place to come laugh and be a big dumb bitch because the world is a garbage fire.


    • Jun 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 30m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES


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    EP24| Kevin Doesn't Believe in Polyamory (Ft. Kevin Tienkin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 105:48


    Hey everyone, this week Nicole is joined by her dear friend Kevin Tienkin. They recount the time Kevin was Nicole's shamanic guide through her first mushroom trip. Also, from his perspective as a man who has only been with woman whom is his wife, Kevin espouses his beliefs on marriage, sex and love. Kevin is a sweet, funny man and he'll definitely be coming back because this episode is nice and long and they barely scratched the surface.  Subscribe to Everything Hurts now and then check out Kevin's podcasts, Apocalypse Soon with Eddie Pepitone and Bag Fries.     

    EP23 | Lie in, Lie Out (ft. Jill Chrissie)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 88:40


    This week Nicole is joined by comedian Jill Chrissie. Doug Fager is in the side chair as well. Jill shares some hilarious stories about lying as a teenager. Nicole reveals why she has been in so many car wrecks in her life. And of course porn comes up as well, duh. This is a fun one, enjoy and SUBSCRIBE!

    EP22 | I WISH YOU COULD RENT BABIES (Ft. Doug Fager)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 72:43


    This week Nicole is joined by comedian/writer Doug Fager. These two are clearly close friends which always make for the best episodes. This show covers celibacy, international trade, comedy, the Wisconsin diet and a whole lot more. Enjoy the show and SUBSCRIBE please IT REALLY HELPS!!! Follow the clips channel @everythinghurtsclips Follow Nicole  @NicoleBecannon  Follow Doug @dougsgotjokes Love y'all.

    EP21 | Bart Simpson Fetus (Ft. Connor McSpadden)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 78:43


    Welcome back to Everything Hurts. Nicole sends her apologies for missing last week. To make it up to you she brought in the most requested guest, Connor McSpadden. Ramsey Badawi also joins Nicole for a classic EH eppy. This week Nicole discusses lying as a child, phone sex, early porn experiences and a whole lot more.    SUBSCRIBE NOW! IT REALLY HELPS

    EP20 | Nicole is Mad at Men (Ft. Zach Stein)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 79:10


    Welcome back to Everything Hurts. This week Nicole is joined by comedian and ex Boyfriend, Zach Stein. This is a fun hang between two friends. They get into circumcision (both kinds), how Zach was sucked into sobriety, eating disorders, how old people are mean and of course all you douche bag male internet commentators. Let us know what you think and SUBSCRIBE NOW !! Follow the Show on IG @everythinghurts_podcast Zach @hackStein Nicole  @NicoleBecannon 

    EP19| The Action is the Juice (Ft. John Fahy)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 66:08


    Welcome back to Everything Hurts. This episode Nicole is once again supported by the Thai Town Sheik, Ramsey Badawi. Nicole and Ramsey welcome writer, comedian and former roommate of Nicole, John Fahy. This is a very fun show. They discuss Tome Seizmore's Cameo account which prompts Nicole to confess that she is also on Cameo. IF YOU WANT TO HUMILIATE AND HELP NICOLE THAN PLEASE BUY A CAMEO FROM HER RIGHT NOW (but first hit subscribe). They also talk about hearing each other fuck through shared walls, Law and Order: SVU and there is impromptu deep dive on the life of ICE-T. All this and a whole lot more. Follow the show and the hosts on IG at: @Everythinghurts_Podcast @NicoleBecannon @Ramsbad @Johnfahyyouknow

    EP18 | Where Ya Going, Hooker? (Ft. Jessie Johnson)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 69:34


    Welcome back to everything hurts. This week we are once again missing house ho, Tom Goss, but he is replaced by self proclaimed, fan favorite, Ramsey Badawi. Nicole brings on her close friend and former podcast co host, the comedian, door guy and trumpet master Jessie "the Jetski VROOM! VROOM!" Johnson. This is a fun and silly episode. I know y'all will enjoy it so please share, rate, review and subscribe. We love all of you. Thanks for stopping by. Follow Nicole - @nicolebecannon Follow the show - @everythinghurts_podcast Follow Jessie -  @Jetski Johnson  Follow Ramsey - @ramsbad

    EP17 | Tampon Trauma (Ft. Monarey Martinez)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 111:56


    Welcome Everything Hurts with Nicole Becannon. This week are without house slut, Tom Goss but our guest more than makes up for his absence. Comedian and Shaman, Monarey Martinez joins the show and gives Nicole a Tarot reading. There is a lot of talk about childhood trauma and other heavy topics. But don't worry you are in safe hands, Nicole and Monarey are more than equipped to guide you through such topics. Please share, subscribe, like and comment. Thank you for listening, we love y'all. 

    EP16 | ISIS Theme Song (Ft. Alice Hamilton)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 71:19


    Welcome back to Everything Hurts with Nicole Becannon. Subscribe, like, comment and share, please.    This week Nicole and Tom are joined by comedian Alice Hamilton. They get into a lot of funny shit here but it is mostly a discussion about growing up religious and how much damage that can do to a kid.    Check out Alice Hamilton on youtube and watch Cex Kriminal, her half hour set on all the nasty boys of comedy. 

    EP15 | I Want the Confidence of a Drag Queen (Ft. Matt LeGrande)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 81:15


    Welcome back to Everything Hurts with Nicole Becannon. This week we have comedian Matt LeGrande joining us for the full hour. There's lotsa talk about queer sex, drag queens and Nicole's NyQuil addiction. So pop open an energy drink, enjoy the show and like, comment, subscribe you perverts. Follow Matt - @MattElGrande Follow Tom - @TomGossComedy Follow Nicole - @NicoleBecannon Follow the Show - @Everythinghurts_podcast

    EP14 | Clam Jumpers (Ft. Madison Sinclair)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 76:37


    This week Nicole and Tom are joined by comedian, writer, and purveyor of sad booty shorts, Madison Sinclair. This episode goes everywhere from hooters to Brian Laundrie. It's all covered. Enjoy. Subscribe. Share.

    EP13 | She's Got Some Knock 'Ems (Ft. Pat Barker)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 88:03


    This week Nicole and her eye candy, Tom "The Slut" Goss welcome writer/comedian and close personal friend...Pat Barker. This week they recap their experiences at SXSW, their disdain for art, and of course big ass tiddys. Subscribe! Subscribe! Like and comment and God Bless.

    EP12 | I Thought You Were A Cop (Ft. Lindsey Jenningz)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 131:35


    We're back with a real wild one. We're joined by musician, comedian, model, Lindsey Jennningz. Lindsey is very honest and will say anything, which makes for a great podcast guest. It's a long episode that covers too many topics to list. Podcasting piece of ass, Tom Goss goes shirtless again, like a good boy. Follow the show @everythinghurts_podcast Nicole @nicolebecannon Tom @Tomgosscomedy Lindsey @ LindseyJenningz

    EP11 | I Wanna Eat Candle Wax Out of Your Chest Hair (Ft. Paige Wesley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 104:40


    Wow, we've made it another week. Everything hurts episode 11 brings you comedian/podcaster and retail employee veteran, Paige Wesley. We talk cults, the service industry, fat jokes and a lot more. Oh yea, and Tom shit himself on his belly, it's confusing you just have to listen to understand. Catch Nicole and Paige this week at South by Southwest in Austin, Texas. Also comment if you subscribe to Tom's Only Fans.

    EP 010 | Deep Belly Button (Ft. Katrina Davis)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 85:46


    Here we go, Everything Hurts is back but a little different. Nicole has officially brought in the sexiest little slut in all of podcasting, Tom Goss, as her new co-host/eye candy. More importantly Nicole and Tom are joined by their friend and comedian, Katrina Davis. They get into a lot of great subjects like virginity, tits and choir. All that and a whole lot more. Enjoy and SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE Follow nicole - @nicolebecannon Tom - @TomGossComedy Katrina - @KatrinaSavid The Show - @everythinghurts_podcast

    EP09 | Clown Dominatrix (Ft. Fifi Dosch)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 94:15


    This episode, we have hilarious comedian and midwestern bad bitch, Fifi Dosch on the pod. We talk sex dungeons, why dorks and punks are superior, and why positivity is cool. Get into it! Listen! Watch! Subscribe! Eat ass!

    EP08 | Chernobyl Was SafestThing I Did Today (Ft. Sameer Suri)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 116:43


    Welcome back to Everything Hurts. First of all subscribe to the show and leave a 5 star review NOW!    This week we have the darling Sameer Suri joining us for what might be the funnest episode thus far. Also, this week includes ERH's first ever phone call. Nicole calls her boyfriend to dispel some insidious rumors about the orthodox Jewish community. Sameer regals us with tales of his recent trip to Ukraine, yes that Ukraine and yes that recent. We also dig into Bollywood, Hollywood and a whole lot more. Follow the show and follow Nicole. 

    EP 007 | Urine Therapy (Ft. Davina Joy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 67:44


    Because you little pigs have been good here is a special Friday episode of Everything Hurts. This episode Nicole is joined by Davina Joy. Davina discusses all the amazing benefits of piss. Whether you're drinking piss or just wearing piss it really cures what ails ya! Enjoy and subscribe subscribe subscribe!

    EP006 | AS LONG AS IT'S A SWITCHBLADE (FT. TOM GOSS)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 118:04


    You wanted the best, you got the best, Tom Goss. Nicole and Tom get into topics you'd expect, porn, ice cream, fantasies of kicking someone's ass and basketball. If you're here you know who Nicole is, you know who Tom is so just sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

    EP 005- Smoke That Candy (feat. Kyle Clark)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 99:08


    Welcome to Everything Hurts. America's number one podcast for people who think everyone is mad at them and giant tits. SUBSCRIBE NOW! SHARE NOW! REVIEW NOW! LIKE AND COMMENT NOW! This week I have on my friend, comedian and all around smart guy, Kyle Clark. They get into a lot of topics that you're going to enjoy and of course Kyle shares what's the worst part of being alive to him. Follow Kyle @kyleclarkisrad Listen to Kyle's Podcast Everything is Rad                                                                  Follow the Pod @everythinghurts_podcast Follow Nicole @Nicolebecannon Recorded at Maurice Studios, 2022

    EP 004- Naked and Crying (feat. Felicia Folkes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 97:02


    Welcome to Everything Hurts. America's number one podcast for people who think everyone is mad at them and giant tits. SUBSCRIBE NOW! SHARE NOW! REVIEW NOW! LIKE AND COMMENT NOW! This week I have on my friend and comedian Felicia Folkes. Felicia tries to convince me that beauty is not giant tits. Follow Felicia @Felfatale Follow the Pod @everythinghurts_podcast Follow Nicole @Nicolebecannon Recorded at Maurice Studios, 2022

    EP 003 - Travel Size (feat. Ramsey Badawi)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 71:00


    Please enjoy episode 3 of Everything Hurts.   Follow Nicole Becannon https://twitter.com/nicolebecannon https://www.instagram.com/nicolebecannon/   Follow Ramsey Badawi linktr.ee/ramsbad

    EP 002 - Marlins Will Soar (feat Keith Carey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 107:24


    Episode 2 of Everything Hurts. Enjoy.   Follow Nicole Becannon https://twitter.com/nicolebecannon https://www.instagram.com/nicolebecannon/   Follow Keith Carey https://www.instagram.com/keithtellsjokes https://twitter.com/keithtellsjokes

    EP 001 - Matthew Mcconaughey (feat. Gary Petersen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 99:12


    Episode 1 of Everything Hurts. Enjoy.   Follow Nicole Becannon https://twitter.com/nicolebecannon https://www.instagram.com/nicolebecannon/   Follow Gary Petersen https://www.instagram.com/comedygaryp https://twitter.com/comedygaryp

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