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Five minute insights into the ADD driven brain of a sixth grade teacher.

Brian Grizwald


    • Nov 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 4m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    Buzzy Bread

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 4:19


    The buzzy bread is what we eat and get the inner smartification that keeps us making the day very juicy in the the dry journey of having oil in the main side of it --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/briangrizwald/support

    What's Going On Guys?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 5:05


    New school year, new kids, new words of wisdom.

    Season 2 Episode 2: Shoes Wisely

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 5:06


    Slip them on, lace them up, tie the two bunny ears into a loop and pull--let's kick off the 2022 school year with some Shoe You Can Use.

    Season 2, Episode 1: Cake in your hair like you just don't care

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 3:57


    Welcome back! Thanks for returning for season 2. Feel free to drop me a line or let me know how your summer went.

    Summer Pig!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 3:46


    How's your summer? Let me know what you're up to during these crazy hot days. brian.meeker95@gmail.com

    Spark 2:05

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 3:14


    Spark segment 3

    Spark 11:45

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 2:43


    Spark part 2

    0830 Spark

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 2:45


    Spark Practice 1st set

    Season 1 Finale: The Roller Coaster

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 5:28


    Thank you to all the listeners and learners. Have a great summer!!

    Episode 27: Find Your Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 3:30


    Find: Keep looking until you get "it". Your: Their "it" might not be your "it". Thing: What is "it"?

    Episode 25: Welcome to the crazy train

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 3:08


    Welcome to the greatest job you'll ever have--teaching in Santa Rosa County. If you forget everything else, remember to laugh at yourself. Your students are laughing at you and it is good to share an experience with them.

    crazy train santa rosa county
    Everyone Has A Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 6:13


    I'd rather give myself a root canal than make a seating chart.

    Episode 24: Press Zero for Moron

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 5:12


    A call center shouldn't argue with me about how to spell my name, call me back and then make me wait for them to come to the phone, or transfer me to a farm in Bangladesh.

    Episode 23: Unbearable

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 5:40


    I can barely tell you enough about bears.

    Episode 23: Burrito Bombs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 4:56


    Ever been so mad you threw a Burrito Supreme? Me either.

    Episode 22: I want to know, have you ever smelled the rain?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 6:23


    If you think I'm spending $98 for a bottle of fake rain water or a jar of pretend laundry soap, you've eaten one too many Tide pods.

    Episode 21: Bougie Bread

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 4:38


    Basic bread for a basic Brian.

    Episode 20: Bean Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 5:27


    Milk comes from cows. Coffee comes from beans. End of story.

    Episode 19: Garbeje—Garbage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 5:34


    If you are an adult making an idiot out of yourself at a kid's sporting event, you are garbage. If you are an adult ruining a spelling bee, you are g-a-r-b-e-j-e, garbage.

    Episode 18: "My bad"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 11:07


    To the Shamrock and the Cuss, I'm sorry for misbehaving in your classes in high school. My bad.

    Episode 17: Child, please

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 4:19


    The 90's: the last cool decade.

    Episode 16: Gil Delicious

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 5:24


    (H)awesome guy, that Gil Delicious…

    Episode 15: I can't dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 4:47


    “Play that funky music, my boy. Lay down and boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.”—. Thomas Jefferson, 1784

    Episode 14: Chalk Lickers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 4:42


    Every youth baseball team has a chalk licker or two. If you can't pick them out, you might be one.

    Episode 13: Happy Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 3:43


    “La la la la la la, Oh Happy Day…Oh Happy Day…”

    Episode 12: Pompan-Oh-No

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 4:45


    Fish tales from the pier

    Episode 11: Slow and Meandering

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 3:51


    If you have nine hours of your life to spare, go into Sam's Club and get three things.

    Episode 10: I can do that

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 3:44


    You should not get a gold medal for what I can do at a waterpark.

    Episode 9: I once was blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 4:37


    I spy, with my transplanted eye…

    Episode 8: “Wait, what?”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 3:58


    Some questions I'm ready for. Some take me totally by surprise.

    Episode 7: Dollar Store Doofus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 3:09


    Loss prevention is a lost cause.

    Episode 6: The legend of Brian YMCA

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 5:07


    Fitness foolishness.

    Episode 5: You messed up the music

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 4:21


    If you are under the age of 20, you messed up music. Stop it!

    Episode 4: I don't like you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 4:51


    Whistlers are the worst people on earth.

    Episode 3: The hilarifying life of a history teacher

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 3:48


    An intro into African-American history month for my 6th graders. What could possibly go wrong?

    Episode 2: Cheap or convenient, but never both

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 1:56


    How much would you pay to avoid the mass chaos that is your local Walmart?

    Episode 1: Five minutes of funny introduction

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 1:35


    A five minutes or less insight into the mind of a sixth grade teacher.

    Five minutes of funny: a podcast for the easily distracted

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2022 0:40


    ADD is my secret weapon: it helps me to relate to…did I set my fantasy football roster this week?

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