Five minute insights into the ADD driven brain of a sixth grade teacher.
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Slip them on, lace them up, tie the two bunny ears into a loop and pull--let's kick off the 2022 school year with some Shoe You Can Use.
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Find: Keep looking until you get "it". Your: Their "it" might not be your "it". Thing: What is "it"?
Welcome to the greatest job you'll ever have--teaching in Santa Rosa County. If you forget everything else, remember to laugh at yourself. Your students are laughing at you and it is good to share an experience with them.
I'd rather give myself a root canal than make a seating chart.
A call center shouldn't argue with me about how to spell my name, call me back and then make me wait for them to come to the phone, or transfer me to a farm in Bangladesh.
Ever been so mad you threw a Burrito Supreme? Me either.
If you think I'm spending $98 for a bottle of fake rain water or a jar of pretend laundry soap, you've eaten one too many Tide pods.
Milk comes from cows. Coffee comes from beans. End of story.
If you are an adult making an idiot out of yourself at a kid's sporting event, you are garbage. If you are an adult ruining a spelling bee, you are g-a-r-b-e-j-e, garbage.
To the Shamrock and the Cuss, I'm sorry for misbehaving in your classes in high school. My bad.
“Play that funky music, my boy. Lay down and boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.”—. Thomas Jefferson, 1784
Every youth baseball team has a chalk licker or two. If you can't pick them out, you might be one.
If you have nine hours of your life to spare, go into Sam's Club and get three things.
You should not get a gold medal for what I can do at a waterpark.
Some questions I'm ready for. Some take me totally by surprise.
If you are under the age of 20, you messed up music. Stop it!
An intro into African-American history month for my 6th graders. What could possibly go wrong?
How much would you pay to avoid the mass chaos that is your local Walmart?
A five minutes or less insight into the mind of a sixth grade teacher.
ADD is my secret weapon: it helps me to relate to…did I set my fantasy football roster this week?