Forrest Gump Minute

It's over. We talk about Gump and the Oscars, whether or not this movie is about grief, and close things out with some #TubeFood talk. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Our penultimate episode sees little Forrest off to school. We mull starting Speed Minute and ponder our fantasy burials. Rob summarizes how the book ends, and Duff teaches us about Altie the river monster. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny dies. We talk about the famous "Walker told me I have AIDs" line and cemeteries on your property. Finally, Duff claims parents have broken brains then tells us about Loveland Frogman. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

The bus reaches its final stop. Final bus-stop friend Rob Dogg shares his public transit stories. We discuss date movies and whether or not it's OK to walk out of a bad film. Plus, Jimmy Buffet talk. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny and Forrest get married. We discuss important conversations in parks and trash Jenny's wedding dress. Duff returns with a popular segment. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest has his reunion with Jenny and meets Forrest Jr. We talk about Jenny's Forrest scrapbook. Rob and Duff tell tales from their childhood. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jim joins us to share his bus story and discuss Volunteers, Bob Hope & jam bands. Also, Rob tells a deer hunting story. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We endure the worst bits of the movie. We distract ourselves by discussing bumper stickers, the assassination attempt on President Reagan, and our personal tales of heartbreak. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest goes on his run and that's really all that happens. He runs. We talk about President Carter's heat exhaustion and four songs. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Marine expert Bridgette joins us to discuss when she was propositioned on the bus, her Gump gripes, and Gary Sinise fun facts. Rob recalls a horrifying story about how he treated a pet. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest and Jenny have a down-home 4th of July, but she rejects his marriage proposal. Rob discusses navigating movie theaters while using a cane. We discuss Jenny's motivations as well as Tom Hanks sex scenes. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny returns to Forrest. We talk about buildings in lives we'd like to throw our shoes at. Duff brings up the Lynyrd Skynyrd / Neil Young beef and we look at a ranking of top 5 conservative rock songs. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Liz from Mean Girls Minute joins us to talk about Mike Pence, Sixpence None the Richer and the Cosby Show. Liz also describes the plot from memory. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Ms. Gump gives some conflicting advice to Forrest and he invests in Apple. We talk about why Forrest is successful and how did Lt. Dan meet Steve Jobs? If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest and Lt. Dan reap the spoils of the hurricane. Forrest's mom is dying but seems only mildly uncomfortable. Duff has had enough of this dumb movie and wants out. Also, what is wrong with Forrest's shirt? If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Doug from Rocky Minute drops by to share an honest-to-god taxicab confession. We also talk about the inevitable Forrest Gump remake and the millennial touchstones he'll encounter. #HarrisonFordDogMovie If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest jumps off his shrimp boat. We deep dive into rules about using bumper stickers. Finally, Rob has some advice if you are ever stuck in a tornado. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest gets into the shrimpin' business, but shrimpin' aint easy. We discuss the pros and cons of boat life and (lots of) sailing superstitions. Plus, Dude Time and FREEBIRD! If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Megan joins us to share bus stories and her love for Robin Wright. We also discuss volcanoes, PG13 movies and school projects. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest meets Nixon and goes to Bubba's gravestone. We discuss scenes we'd want to have with a president and learn about Duff's home haircuts. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest and Lt. Dan celebrate New Years while Jenny is partying. Joe writes checks and Rob loves hot tubs. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Tom Esquire joins us for high-class talk about school nativity plays and awkward family movie viewings. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We discuss the dystopian view of New York in movies as Lieutenant Dan slides down a ramp in his wheelchair. Rob has content from the book that takes a big turn from the movie. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny departs. Forrest goes ping-pongin' in China, meets John Lennon and reunites with Lt. Dan. Rob doesn't understand gestures or gifts, and we hate this John Lennon bit. Plus, the tale of Three Dog Night and the incredible exploding penis! If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jamie tells us about his bus dating history. Duff learns about tinder and we have advice on where you shouldn't flirt. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny and her boyfriend, Wesley, take Forrest to a Black Panther "party." We chat about how the Panthers are portrayed, hippie culture, and whether or not Jenny is a covert CIA operative. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest joins a protest and we talk about veterans and veterinarians. We also talk about Abbie Hoffman and is Jenny an undercover FBI agent? If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Melissa joins us to talk to us about transit mishaps, Jenny and tube shaped foods. Duff shares a story about the time his house was robbed as a kid. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Lt. Dan is having a rough time. We talk about receiving our selective service system cards, Lyndon Johnson and Jefferson Airplane. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest finds a bus stop friend who is interested in his story. We discuss the Lt. Dan leg effects, Gomer Pyle and the American Forces Vietnam Network. Rob tells us about his various ailments including his Hardee's tale. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We have George from Mogwai Minute to discuss a Forrest Gump gremlin, Daniel-Day Lewis and trailer life. The maturity on this episode is quite low. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

No musical cues and the death of Bubba, so Rob asks Joe and Duff to explain why the Vietnam War occurred. We end on some family quotes. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Jenny lives her best hippie life while Forrest is ambushed in Vietnam. Duff gives an overview of the dark history of Mamas and the Papas’ singer John Phillips. Rob recalls his and Joe’s “RUN, FORREST!” trauma. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Meeks reminisces about rock fights, bus incontinence and a childhood fear of wind. He also shares his thoughts on Forrest Gump and weighs in on Hanks vs. Cruise. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We deepdive into the history of the Billboard Hot R&B chart and the military phonetic alphabet. Also, we dunk on Dylan and the Doors. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We talk about Vietnam, "Fortunate Son" and great american rock bands. We meet Lieutenant Dan for the first time. Also, bidet confessions. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Super Hanks fan Caroline joins us for a TOM HANKS DRAFT. We also discuss Jenny’s daddy issues and the 1994 Oscars. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We talk about Jenny's stage show and discuss Bob Dylan, Captain Kangaroo and hitchhiking. Also, we explore - why is this movie so mean to Jenny? If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We discuss Bubba and casting rumors. We also deep dive into the Vietnam Draft and share nudey magazine stories. Finally, Rob tells a story that should only be for our patreon feed - but here you go. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Jonathan from Minute: Impossible stops by to debate Cruise vs. Hanks and other films Forrest should star in. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

The lizard brain knows. We awkwardly talk about Forrest and Jenny's dorm room encounter and deep dive into JFK/Marilyn Monroe stories. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Forrest stumbles across George Wallace and visits Jenny at college. Joe takes us on a journey into the mind of George Wallace’s shooter. Plus, locker-room talk. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We talk unfortunate bus incidents and roller rink stories. Duff also tells us his big workplace secret. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Forrest escapes some good old boys and stumbles his way into being a star college athlete. We examine the discography of Duane Eddy, the king of twangy guitar. Rob takes a deep dive into Robin Wright’s character arc on Santa Barbara. If you’re interested in soap opera content, this episode is for you. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Forrest is bullied and destroys his leg braces. Jenny has a bad dad. We discuss #TrailerLife and a (mercifully) deleted scene featuring MLK. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We welcome another Bus Stop friend in Courtni. She tells us a little bit about life growing up with crutches and Tom Hanks in Big. Also, Rob tells some strange childhood stories. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Forrest is off to school, but not before one last Elvis fact. We share school bus hijinks, get to the bottom of what ‘stupid is as stupid does’ means, and Rob gets his meet-cute. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

Mrs. Gump secures Forrest a place in school (ugh) and Elvis enjoys Forrest's dance moves. We discuss IQ tests and Elvis' version of “Hound Dog.” If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We take a break from the normal format to talk to our first friend at the bus stop. Clare stops by to talk transportation stories, generations and how she would improve Forrest Gump. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We talk about Young Forrest, dual fetishes and Nathan Bedford Forrest. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.

We talk about the brilliance of the opening of Forrest Gump. We also go into A LOT of tangents that include molting, Jacob Wetterling and Jerry Lewis. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys.