Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?

In Episode 96 “Apology Tour” of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Nick and Keegs count down their worst 12 takes and try to make things right as they head into the twilight hours of this twisted podcast.

It’s all in the title, baby. Watch the most thematic movie of all time along with Nick and Keegs, and prepare yourself for laughs, scares, sharks, cages, and most of all… themes. Feel free to participate in our drinking game- found on our instagram @heresapodcastareyouhappynow or below: Drink when you hear a rule being made. Drink every time there’s a breakup. Drink every time you get mad at any character for not wearing a mask. Drink if you agree with Keegan that most breakups happen over vacation. Take a shot if you don’t. Drink anytime someone mentions Stuart. Drink anytime we misremembered something. Drink every time Mandy Moore has a chance to turn back. Drink any time someone references Mandy Moore being boring. Any time you see something that looks too rusty to function correctly in an operation as complicated and high-stakes as shark-cage diving, drink. Any time there’s a dorsal fin above the water. Drink any time someone mentions ‘the bends’. Any time someone gets eaten, finish your drink. Drink anytime a shark doesn’t attack from below. Finish your drink and scream “47 meters down” any time you see the number 47- if you don’t scream, finish another drink. Do you see a theme? Drink? Drink. If anyone in the room asks you what the theme of something is and you can’t think of one, finish your drink. Any time you get mad at the Executive Producer(s), drink. Any time you get confused to how Keegan got a little drunk off three drunks, drink.

In Episode 94 of HAPAYHN, Nick breaks out! Join us as we rant about the new direction of Progressive Insurance, Divorce, and the flavor of Wintergreen. Features the segment: "In My Brain of the Week".

In an exciting change of pace Ep. 93 “Super Crazy Trendy Current Events Episode” finds Nick and Keegs talking about things that actually happened today. Check out the episode for hot takes on love, artillery, baby showers, and Norwegian optimism.

In Episode 92 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Nick and Keegs dive into a rogue cocaine shipment, and kids burning their eyes with hand sanitizer; pulling the threads to better understand the global implications of these ‘small’ news stories and their connection to the weekly theme of ‘New Beginnings’. Features segments: In My Brain of the Week, and Thematic Movie of the Week.

In Episode 91 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Nick and Keegs throw it back with some listener themes, some terrible candy, food recalls, and Big Science’s indecisiveness. Features segments: in my brain of the week, and thematic movie of the week.

In Episode 90 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs welcome back their romance crew and talk asshole qualities on dating apps in an episode where every thing goes wrong.

In Ep. 89 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs dive into Nick’s rage over the Jets winning (fake fan?), our fears about bridges collapsing, missed opportunities to eat more pigs in a blanket, why nuts are bad, and of course a heavy dose of Nerdom. Features the segment(s): In My Brain of the Week, and Nerd Keegs.

In Ep. 88 of HAPAYHN “Toast is Just Bread” hosts Nick and Keegs dive into the easiest foods to completely ruin with the least amount effort, and the most dangerous playground equipment from their childhoods.

Ep. 87 "Nick and Keegs' Infinite Sorrow Playlist" by Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?

In pt. 2 of Ep. 86 "Turkey Boiz"- Nick and Keegs finish up their turkey brackets, showing both the palette and temperament that have made HAPAYHN the premier podcast about everything and nothing.

In part 1 of Ep. 86 "Turkey Boiz", Turkey Boiz Nick and Keegs dive into a critical listener voicemail and then a contentious Thanksgiving Bracket.

In the face of imminent second lockdowns, Nick and Keegs use Ep. 85 “Jam Bands and Dune, Baby!” to chat about some of their favorite books and shows to help you sit inside all day! They also talk about death!

In Episode 84 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy now?, Nick and Keegs go on a journey of the mind, and do the crossword.

Newsflash: dating is tough in 2020 whether you’re in a committed relationship, testing the waters of distanced romance, or a born-again virgin! Listen to the romance crew breakdown all of the ups and downs, but mostly downs, of trying to keep love alive- and of course, whether or not Ketamine is the right drug to ring in 1 year with your SO.

In Episode 82 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Your hosts, Nick and Keegs, dive into the timing of parenthood, various reddit threads, and the new Borat movie!

In this special episode of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? born-again pundits Nick and Keegs test the copyright laws of their hosting services, explore how fighter Colby Covington has ruined Keegan’s life, discuss an extraordinarily cool political project that a HAPAYHN contributor (our esteemed Science Guy!) is undertaking, and take a deep dive into the imagined feud between Vin Diesel and Jeremy Renner. Find all details for donating to Brett’s run on our instagram @heresapodcastareyouhappynow

In Episode 80 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs talk their naming contest for an official rugby team, Melania's new sculpture, auctioning off Abe Lincoln's bloody hair, and a listener voicemail.

In Episode 79 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? your hosts, Nick and Keegs, dive into their weekly poll of devoted listeners with “is winking making a comeback?”, some hot stories regarding gender reveals and surprise childbirth (!), and a big ol’ F U to Amazon Studios for putting out the flaming hot pile of shit that is ‘7500’ in an incendiary Nerd Keegs. Apology from the Producer: “This is Keegs from HAPAYHN, in shitting on ‘7500’ and the multiple ways it falls short of doing its due diligence in filmmaking and storytelling around a sensitive subject, I turned to a movie that I thought did a splendid job in those areas. This movie was ‘Stronger’ the story of Jeff Bauman, a survivor of the Boston Marathon Bombing, as played by Jake Gyllenhaal. I didn’t expect the segment to go in that direction and failed to do the necessary research beforehand. I spent the entire segment mispronouncing Jeff Bauman’s name, which in a regular podcast could maybe be forgiven, but in one that spends so much time calling attention to the difference between ‘intent’ and ‘impact’, especially in that segment, is unacceptable. I thought it was a useful conversation, I thought it brought some good points to light, and ultimately it recommended a story worth telling, and so I did not want to delete the whole segment for my mistake. Again, I apologize for the oversight- I will try to be better, and I hope that those who would, or did, take offense to it can still enjoy the discussions within.”-Keegs

In Episode 78 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs introduce a brand new segment, talk breakfast sandwich life hacks, and dive into the hottest story of the week(s)- James Blunt giving himself scurvy, and Airlines getting into the takeout game. Features the segments In My Brain of the Week, and Weekly Poll of the Week (new).

Breaking new ground, Ep. 77 of HAPAYHN is powered entirely by listener-submitted questions. Tune in as hosts Nick and Keegs, as well as hot therapist guest Sam, dole out advice, anecdotes, warnings, and insults to anyone, and everyone, and again, anyone, who will listen. Features the segment, Conspiracy Theory of the Week.

In episode 76 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs dive into their top news stories, quandaries, mumblings and bumblings of this week, including: Big Red, the importance of not liking Nazis, wiping out ecosystems with 800 gallons of spoiled milk, and the different ways we display our personalities in video games. Features the segments: “I Would Have Done The Same Thing” of the week, and “Nerd Keegs”.

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs dive into scary bugs, scary movies that were not comedies, recalled toys, pools as a catalyst for violence, and some other nerdy shit. Features the segments In My Brain of the Week, and Nerd Keegs.

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs cover the funniest stories of the week and dish out the lifestyle scoops like it’s bogo at an ice cream shop. This week’s episode includes: MLB options for fake fans at stadiums, a Red Lobster hero, big news about otters and sperm, and a deep dive into how much Keegs got bullied in high school by adults. Also features Nerd Keegs, and Dude Health.

In episode 73 of HAPAYHN, your hosts Nick and Keegs dive into the hottest, craziest, and most infuriating stories of the week, including: fitness models who are quitters, Nate Robinson, vegetarian leases and so much more. Features the return of lauded segment: Guess Keegan’s Social Security Number!

In this week’s special episode of HAPAYHN- the boys do a deep dive into all things golf. Blood is spilt, tears are shed, Bryson Dechambeau is mentioned, and lots of feelings are hurt.

Episode 71 of HAPAYHN finds hosts Nick and Keegs debating which professional sport would suit them best, Kevin Costner’s niche, the correct method for storing cake, a new netflix binge, and so much more. Features the segments: In My Brain of the Week, Newsletter of the Week, Keegs Describes a Conspiracy of the Week, Conspiracy Theory of the Week, Quarantine Quarrels, and Nerd Keegs.

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN, your hosts dive into the craziest stories and most intriguing drama of the week, including: are puppies harder to raise than babies? Does Keegs have an irrational fear of eggs? Is trailmix trash? So much content, and so much more in this week’s episode. Tune in! Features the segments: In My Brain of the Week, Blog of the Week, WBT, and Nerd Keegs.

In Episode 69 “American Outlaws” of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs dive into the most ridiculous of their favorite childhood movies, Keegs’ new haters, Coyote Peterson, and so much more. Features ‘in my brain of the week’, and ‘Nerd Keegs’.

In Ep. 68 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs discuss their ideal father’s day, and then take a deep dive into a recent road trip from hell.

In Episode 67 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs hop into the latest news, and culture - taking a deep dive into a voicemail and the top RAGE QUIT VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME.

In Episode 66 of Here’s a Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs talk public births, new opportunities to out racists, Jon Krasinski, and buffets. Features the segments: In My Brain of the Week, and Silver Lining of the Week.

In Episode 65 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs spend ten minutes eating cereal to decide which is the greatest of them all, talk alarm clock volume, and then do a deep dive into all things video games. Features the segments "In My Brain of the Week", and "Oh No Nick Forgot to Record Video".

In Episode 64 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs dive into cardio brain, an old segment "Child Abuse or Funny", talk taking advantage of every opportunity for Zoom hilarity, and finish up their cereal bracket.

This week’s episode of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? features a reunion with famed romance contributors, the Notorious K.A.T and J*zz King, as they reminisce about their past endeavors, heartaches, and surprises, catch us up on the past eight months, and draft their ideal romcoms.

In this week’s episode- Nick and Keegs recap their quarantines, break into two new segments (Healthy Boiz and the WBT game) and go through the first round of a cereal bracket. They also touch on a few of their favorite things from the past few weeks and lament the days of open door bathroom policies.

In the season 3 premier of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs break down their 8 month hiatus and hop back in to the content game. Keegs gloats and outs Nick for losing his edge. Nick middle-mans and outs Keegs for being a nerd. Classic episode. Lots of fun. Please listen.

In this week’s episode, hosts Nick and Keegs say farewell to Season 2 of HAPAYHN, give advice of what not do in New York (8:00), what to definitely do in New York (18:20), and then hop into the most interesting stories of the week including: meth squirrels, stealing monkeys, and curry covered seagulls.

In Episode 59 of HAPAYHN, your hosts dive into the most exciting stories of the week: including pig murder, bumble bees, and a very, very anticipated sequel.

In Ep. 58 of HAPAYHN, your favorite brooklyn bloggers give up on being millionaires and call out Ford for making killer robots slower than Japan, investigate an elderly murder, check in with their Science Guy, and much much more.

In Episode 57 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs break down the hottest stories of the week, including: lame babies, educational missteps, and crossbow deaths.

In Episode 56 of HAPAYHN, your hosts Nick, Keegs, and Girl-Guy break down the hottest stories of the week: Australia hates cats, the lamest baby of all time, career paths, and Derby Day.

In Ep. 55 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs dive into the hottest topics of the week: death by erotic bird, the professional guide to (hypothetically) impersonating a police officer, and consequences of wedding banishments. Featuring the classic segment, “Room Tone”.

In Episode 54 of HAPAYHN join your hosts, Nick and Keegs, as they break down the hottest news stories of the week: lame Prince Harry is to blame for brexit, we should find a better way to measure Mt. Everest, snake’s are bad and more importantly we have proof people are starting to listen to the pod, and finally, you shouldn’t put magnets in your penis.

In Episode 53 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs break down drugging your coworkers, airplanes landing in the wrong countries, and accidental circumcisions.

In Ep. 52 of "Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?" hosts Nick and Keegs show once again how pro-orphan, and smart and handsome, they are. Join the boys as they talk bear cub brothers, dumb brothers, and much much more.

In Episode 51 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now?, hosts Nick and Keegs bring justice to the orphan cougars of the world, call out the dangers of nerdom, and debunk a dumb, fraudulent headline.

In Episode 50 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs bring in their romance panel to talk new netflix shows, dating habits, and how their collective lack and excess of communication in the bedroom. Features Keegs tripping.

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN the guys break down Mason Ramsey, debate the going rate for murder, and dub their romance guy “hot”.

In Episode 48 Nick, Keegs, Romance Guy, and the Notorious K.A.T. take a deep, gross dive in to all of the romance topics you’ve been craving. Tune in to hear advice on how NOT to dispose of a condom, how NOT to purchase lube, how NOT to have the awkward talk, and so much more.

In episode 47 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs fight through high winds and no internet to bring you the hottest stories of the week. Join in as they break down terrible airplane delays, Tom Brady’s diet, the power of spite, getting eaten by crocodiles vs. sharks, some controversial takes on British royalty, and so much more.