How Are We Still Married?!

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From Hollywood to New York to Alabama and everywhere in between, Beth and Ted have lived all over the US pursuing their TV, acting and writing dreams. Married 35 years and moving 35 times, the crazy stories of their life together will keep you laughing as they try to figure out 'How Are We Still Married?'***NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK!!*****

Ted Ishler and Beth Albright

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    • Oct 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES

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    Season 2, Ep. 1: We're Back! And Back on the Move!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 25:48


    New episode! After a year and a half hiatus, Beth and Ted have more crazy stories to tell. Another cross country move, a new house with a questionable past, and some 40 year old ‘love coupons' that may need to be dusted off and cashed in. Yike! Support the show

    Episode 21: Move-In That Morning. House Fire That Night!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2021 34:46


    Just another move, so what could go wrong? How about a fire on the first night in the new house! A harrowing tale, yet also -- ridiculous! The discussion turns from flames and firefighters to shoes and doggie diarrhea. A truly eclectic episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 20: Mini Golf Fiasco and a Co-worker's Fightin' Words

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 27:43


    Beth and Ted take to the little links and trouble ensues. Plus, QR-code menu mayhem and a co-worker's eye-opening insight that could incite an epic clash between our crazy couple.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 19: Creepy Neighbors and a House That May Explode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 30:30


    Spying on a weird neighbor burying something in his yard at 2AM, another eventful cross-country move, a new house that smelled like gas and Beth's less than enthusiastic response when she sees/smells it for the first time. Another day in marital bliss!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 18: 36 in 36!? Oh my!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 22:04


    A July 2021 anniversary (#36) and bam, another move (#36)!!. The unexpected upheaval throws Beth and Ted's life into a fiasco – competing bidders, missing moving trucks and another ghost??  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 17: Moving Mayhem Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 38:23


    After a moving hiatus (that will be described in later episodes) Beth and Ted are back with more tales of moving mayhem. A cross country trek that involved dead horses, a broken foot, and a smoking moving truck. Plus they discuss some untidy habits and unique ways to dispose of dog poop. An eclectic mix!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 16: Moving Mayhem Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 30:17


    Chasing a dog through 4 lanes of traffic, smoldering bikes, an AWOL cat stuffed in a mattress, and other moving nightmares.  Why didn’t Beth and Ted pack it up after this much trouble?!! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 15: Diet Disasters and Hillbilly Go-Carts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 28:49


    Beth and Ted discuss their latest failing attempt to lose weight, a not-so-kind podcast critic,  another move -- this time to Tennessee,  home shopping network hi-jinks and a hillbilly go-cart run-in. Ye Haw!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 14: Smoking Ghosts and a Move to Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 27:23


    Beth and Ted discuss a ghostly bedroom visit, and an apparition with a nicotine habit. Plus a 2000 mile move to Hollywood for a job that didn’t materialize leads to some intense marital turmoil. Oh my!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 13: Annoying Habits and Bad-Mannered Puppets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 25:32


    Beth and Ted delve into each other’s cringe-worth habits. Plus, a puppet to the privates, psycho employees and dueling egos. Another day in paradise!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

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    Episode 12: Acting Up and Acting Out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 29:24


    Opening a children's acting school, Dousing unsuspecting kids with a fire extinguisher, bugs for breakfast and behind the scenes career battles. A masterclass for spouses on how NOT to work together!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

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    Episode 11: Special Edition: Sardine-gate!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 24:52


    Beth and Ted investigate new information about the infamous 'sardines on the car engine' wedding incident (discussed in Episode 1). Digging for the truth about the fishy situation, they grill their friend Dan -- but was he an eyewitness or an accomplice?!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 10: Cops and Donald Duck, and Big Trouble in Pasadena, TX

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 29:17


    Some uncomfortable moments with a guy in a duck suit, trouble brewing on the home-front, and Ted’s infamous comedy misfire in the city of Pasadena, Texas that got him banned and fired. Oh my!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 9: Psycho Neighbors and Fire Ant Attacks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 30:11


    Moving across the street from psychopathic hillbillies. Ted’s neighborly visit with a sleazy centerfold model. Beth and Ted’s attempted weekend getaway. Another long-distance move, and what not to do with ferocious Texas fire-ants. The hits just keep on coming!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 8: Crazy Accents and Barfing Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 32:24


    Beth and Ted laugh about the wide-ranging accents they’ve picked-up around the country. Plus, their baby doing a nosedive out of the crib, a hairdryer versus candle incident and a vomiting feline live on the air. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 7: Chipmunk In The Living Room And Laundry On The Curb

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 28:15


    New baby, new jobs, new city. A chipmunk-chaser hurtling through the living room, a cross-country move that had to be un-done, an overheated elephant, and Beth's city-wide broadcast about Ted's laundry mishap. The insanity grows!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 6: There's A Mother-In-Law On Your Couch!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 24:27


    Beth and Ted laugh about their high maintenance baby, another new city and Beth’s mother sleeping on the sofa… for five months! A broken Hollywood promise, a motor attached to the baby crib and a bald mullet hairstyle – more marriage-straining hilarity continues. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 5: A Narcissistic Doctor's Plunger, a Cheezy Radio DJ and a Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 28:24


    A bad luck song sets the stage for the craziness to come! A plea at New York City night court, a move from LA to LA (Lower Alabama), ridiculous jobs at small-town radio stations, a harrowing birth with a narcissistic doctor and his plunger. Beth and Ted’s hits just keep on coming! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 4: House Husband, Hollywood and a Cat Named 'Beef'

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 36:05


    More tales of anything but marital bliss. Ted becomes a Kelly Girl while Beth is a short-lived Cleveland star. A jobless move to Hollywood that involves a flimsy house made of paper, an office behind the Price Is Right ‘Wheel’, selling towels to Arsenio Hall’s mom, and a cat named ‘Beef’. If this doesn’t do them in, nothing will!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 3: A Ghost, A Butterknife and the Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 35:35


    Disembodied spirits in their Baltimore townhouse? A phony job offer from a kid in his basement? A radio station run by organized crime? Beth and Ted's crazy marital trek continues!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 2: From Metropolis to Demopolis???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 31:32


    Beth and Ted’s epic adventure continues. From sneaking onto the New York NBC TV network sets to take kissing photos, to moving to rural Demopolis, Alabama and running a low-power TV station (and getting fired and suing the owners) all in the first year of marriage! The relationship should have been pushed to the breaking point, If the situations hadn’t been so insane and hilarious!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    Episode 1: The Wild Ride Begins!

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 36:21


    How Beth and Ted came to be. How we met as rival interns at the CNN New York Bureau, to our crazy wedding in Alabama (car engine sardines are involved) and our unbelievable escapades back in the Big Apple that set the stage for what's to come!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

    'How Are We Still Married?' Promo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 1:21


    What's this show all about? A whirlwind preview of this fun, funny irreverent podcast with husband and wife team Beth Albright and Ted Ishler. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)

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