It's Called Toast

We continue our discussion of the childbox. Things get geographical. Image: Flickr - Anthony Easton: https://flic.kr/p/94RJmi

Heather suggests a subscription service for parents. Brock makes it mean. Image: Flickr - Anthony Easton: https://flic.kr/p/94RJmi

Heather explains lifestyle magazines to Brock. Image: Flickr - Mardi Grass: https://flic.kr/p/bAWKH4

Heather aspires to certification. Brock steals an Oscar Wilde bon mot. Image: Flickr - Alpha/avlxyz: https://flic.kr/p/6ta7JU

Bad jokes are traded. Heather reveals that she is not a lawyer. Image: Flickr - Lenore Edman/lenore-m: https://flic.kr/p/99CWiW

Heather covets another's hair, and also her clams. Image: Flickr - Doug Beckers/dougbeckers: https://flic.kr/p/8fvR4H

Heather misunderstands biology. Brock does not go along for the ride. Image: Flickr - theilr: https://flic.kr/p/co62QA

Brock complains about stuff. Heather justifies Saturday dawdling. Image: Flickr - Bonita de Boer/bonitalabanane: https://flic.kr/p/4Go4g4

Heather tends to digital cats. Brock uncovers her motive. Image: Flickr - Jordan Schwartz/unclejojo: https://flic.kr/p/6GBM4R

Heather suggests meditation. Brock hopes for an upgrade to a better class of noise. Image: Flickr - Jacob Munk-Stander/jacobms: https://flic.kr/p/6SEPki

Heather suffers the injuries of gardening. Brock suggests a tidy technological solution. Image: Flickr - Louis K./bonaparty: https://flic.kr/p/9RvqhB

Several members of the household voice complaints. Some use inside voices. Some do not.

Heather struggles with Spanish time. Brock hypothesizes about traditions in Spanish culinary portraiture. Image: Flickr - WeI-chieh Chiu/gameimpx: https://flic.kr/p/gmuJD5

Heather laments the nonfungible nature of time. Brock suggests an innovation. Image: Flickr - artchick2004: https://flic.kr/p/k9d8n

Heather tells the story of her caterpillar. Brock tries to stand up for science. Image: Instagram - @h_woot: https://instagram.com/p/6vh8tWnby_/

Heather workshops the material that will make her famous. Brock judges. Image: Instagram - @h_woot: https://instagram.com/p/6sZgbbnb3J/

Heather schemes for a child's affection. Brock wonders about his role in life. Image: Flickr - istolethetv: https://flic.kr/p/aEzqxv

Heather recounts a dream. Brock doesn't have much to say at all. Image: Flickr - Pascal/pasukaru76: https://flic.kr/p/8KttUZ

Brock fantasizes about regional government. Heather fantasizes about her husband being under the house. Image: Flickr - Kim Love/lovelihood: https://flic.kr/p/7MaDxv

Brock laments the podcast's quality. Heather ponders plastic pennies.

Heather expresses a taste. Brock expresses a distaste.

Heather fills Brock in on fruit-related current events. Image: Flickr - Cooking Cinderella: https://flic.kr/p/dPc6Cy

Heather discusses agricultural ambitions and Brock explains an etymology. Image: Flickr - m1ndy9876: https://flic.kr/p/6P5drZ

Heather recounts a prior breakfast over breakfast and reveals her ice-breaking strategies. Image: Flickr - Cindy/wxmom: https://flic.kr/p/r6U5Sx

Heather gets dangerously close to the truth. Image: Flickr/pleuntje: https://flic.kr/p/dCFB5e

Heather considers a quilt-related opportunity. Image: Flickr/crabchick: https://flic.kr/p/azZwYy

Heather ponders a tricky question of credit. Image: Slide by Scott Dyer, photo by Kiki Elrod.

Heather wrestles with snark impulses and fame imbalances. Image: Flickr - Nick Webb/nickwebb: https://flic.kr/p/ec23ie

We lament Facebook misunderstandings. Heather reveals food proclivities. Image: Flickr - Sarah Murray/sarah_c_murray: https://flic.kr/p/egSjYF

Brock receives a lesson in conversation. Heather innovates in medical fashion. Image: Flickr - Paladin Zhang: https://flic.kr/p/e7dJ1C

Heather clarifies what is and is not the practice. Brock rejects pants. Image: Flickr - Peter Dutton/joeshlabotnik: https://flic.kr/p/2PUKij

Heather tries out some web domain ideas. We discuss what to do with all these wrenches. Image: Flickr - Jemaleddin Cole/jemaleddin: https://flic.kr/p/nQKwQT

Heather devises a new spa treatment and plots to acquire more cats.

Brock describes an incompatibility. Heather looks for lessons. Image: Flickr - Julia Marquez/pixteca: https://flic.kr/p/DdPw6

Heather observes childhood dynamics and "appreciates" our fans. Image: Flickr - Rebecca Lopez/rlopez117: https://flic.kr/p/fkBwJS

Heather considers some career paths. The conversation end up in a bit of a cul-de-sac. Image: Flickr - Bart Everson: https://flic.kr/p/cA9nvU

Heather goes on the hunt for pine cones. Brock is concerned with their proper care and feeding.

Heather tells me about raccoons and I think of a new business. Image: Flickr - Arkansas Shutterbug/tanyaspillane: https://flic.kr/p/LZYs7

A special bonus episode for Valentine's day.

Heather interprets a dream and gives attire advice. Image: Flickr - Cathy Stanley-Erickson/madcitycat: https://flic.kr/p/77A18F

Heather eats pickled herring and helps children. Image: Flickr - katmary: https://www.flickr.com/photos/katmary/5227747833

Heather does imaginary work and thinks of a lumberjack. Image: Flickr - Horia Varlan/horiavarlan: https://www.flickr.com/photos/horiavarlan/4273110809

Milk is mistaken and a podcast is named. Image: Flickr - Dave Bleasdale/sidelong: https://www.flickr.com/photos/sidelong/427319684

Heather has task anxiety and turns the tables. Image: Flickr - Bill Bradford/mrbill: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/2164226233