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Welcome to Jokey Bits, your source for awkward Internet sketch comedy produced by two grown men who should be doing more adult things with their time. Be amazed.

Jokey Bits


    • Jan 16, 2014 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 3m AVG DURATION
    • 33 EPISODES


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    “hair squad for winners”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2014 3:09


    Late nights lead to many worries about a man’s hair and penis.

    “the pot doctor”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2012


    America has the best healthcare system on the planet. Also, the best snacks.

    “take the shot”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2012


    A sniper on a secret Black Ops Tier 1 Navy G.I. Delta SEAL Task Unit Recon MegaForce mission finds his objective and radios his superiors for permission to fire…

    “back problems”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2011


    Even the most innocent detail may be the key to unlocking a medical mystery.

    “that’s spice!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2010


    What’s the secret to a successful marriage? Good communication and an active fantasy life.

    “bad excuse guy”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2010


    Excuses for lateness wrapped in the enigma of nonsense.

    “superior lover”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2010


    What do you find on the other end of a phone sex chat line? Tender hearts and broken spirits. First minute free, $1.95 for each additional minute of sadness.

    “lullaby of terror”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2010


    Who knows why kids can’t easily fall asleep? We sing them soothing songs and everything.

    “black widow farms”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2009


    Jokey Bits goes green! And solves a major medical malady! With poison!

    “tang”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2009


    From “Amelia” to “The Fourth Kind”, Hollywood has shown it’s love for real-life stories. Can we do any less? Yes. And we did.

    “the steven soderbergh experience”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2009


    Steven Soderbergh is a visionary film director who bridges the gulf between corporate Hollywood pop and stripped-down, innovative independent filmmaking. See Todd’s audition tape for Soderbergh’s latest indie project.

    “quirky guys hotline 3”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2009


    At last, the spellbinding conclusion to the blockbuster trilogy. Who will live? Who will die? Who will show their glistening white belly? All questions will be answered once you dial in to the Quirky Guys Hotline…3.

    “battlestar galactica: socks and pie”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2009


    Originally entered in the Sci-Fi Channel’s BSG video contest. We didn’t win.

    “quirky guys hotline 2”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2008


    Don’t be shy. We know you’re out there. The lines are still open on the Quirky Guys Hotline.

    “the discount president”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2008


    With the century’s most important election almost upon us, a renegade outsider maverick enters the race at the last moment with a sweeping vision for the future of America. And his iPod.

    “holding for wind”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2008


    An exciting behind-the-scenes look at the Gilliam-esque effort that goes into each and every Jokey Bit! (Note: This bit is an outtake from our previous bit “campagin trail”, seen below)

    “the conference”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2008


    The parent-teacher conference. A rite of passage for new parents, and a chance for teachers to understand the root causes of a child’s behavior. What could possibly go wrong? (Hint: something!)

    “storytime with paul greengrass”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2008


    If Jokey Bits is known for anything, it’s our spot-on celebrity impersonations.

    “the spring equinox”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2008


    Easter comes but once a year. And with it…madness.

    “questions you don’t often hear”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2008


    Jokey Bits is back for the best 2008 ever! Except for January. We missed January. Anyway, please enjoy a daring journey to forbidden subjects, both titillating and stupid, with “questions you don’t often hear”.

    “campaign trail”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2007


    Jokey Bits steps into the high-voltage arena of politics, taking on the big issues that the fat cats in Washington gloss over with flowery speeches, high-level scandals and seemingly random large-scale military actions. It’s time for a change, America! And … Continue reading →

    “clarity”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2007


    Who doesn’t enjoy a wonderful evening out, dining in the company of good friends? Especially when the service is as personal as what you get in the Jokey Bit called “clarity.”

    “cribzes”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2007


    Ah, celebrity! Witness the glitz and glamour, the pomp and circumstance, and the awkward and tired lifestyles of the rich and famous stars of Jokey Bits. Only in the magical world of Hollywood could such grandeur exist.

    “baby talk”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2006


    If Todd’s potty mouth doesn’t get us flagged as inappropriate on YouTube, then they’re really not paying attention over there. You have been warned. Dare you experience the Jokey Bit called “baby talk”? Why not? You’ll be back surfing for … Continue reading →

    “the good and helpful bartender”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2006


    It’s the classic tale of man vs. bartender, taking on mythic and flatulent proportions in the Jokey Bit humbly titled, “the good and helpful bartender.”

    “todd”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2006


    Imagine if you will, a world in which one man desperately tries to achieve some kind of thing that has to do with some sort of job. Witness his descent into madness as his pleas for help go unanswered by … Continue reading →

    “blammo! you’re fired!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2005


    Jokey Bits’ “Blammo! You’re Fired!” takes a hard look into the ruthless world of comic book sound effects manufacturing. Not for the faint of heart, this episode is guaranteed to leave you enraged and in tears (Disclaimer: you may need … Continue reading →

    “the blackberry”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2005


    Jokey Bits’ “The Blackberry” is a bold commentary on our obsession with modern technology. Plus, there is an extremely disgusting twist ending. Gabriel Olds guest stars.

    “loose cannon pie”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2005


    Jokey Bits’ “Loose Cannon Pie” tells the gritty story of two cops on the edge, racing against time to find a sinister killer before he strikes again. Tempers flare as they realize they are unable to figure out how he … Continue reading →

    “rumspringa”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2005


    WE’RE BACK! AND THIS TIME, IT’S PERSONAL! 65 million years in the making, Jokey Bits is back with an all-new look and an all-new masterwork entitled “Rumspringa!” It tells the sad tale of a man trapped between two worlds, struggling … Continue reading →

    “anarchist cookbook”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2005


    This is America’s worst nightmare. Home grown revolutionaries with the will and resources to order a book from the back or a pooly edited magazine. What deadly concoctions will they unleash in the episode entitled “Anarchist Cookbook”? What price freedom, … Continue reading →

    “home invader”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2005


    Terror strikes where a stupid man least expects it: while he is thinking about eating some pie. Can you survive the “Home Invader”?

    “one last score”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2004


    Just “One Last Score” and Malloy is out of the miserable business for good, as long as his accountant thinks he’s financially solvent in the highly liquid and volatile world of today’s modern economic landscape.

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