Lavender Boys

This is why everyone hates jess. also let’s get creepy

On this bonus episode since Mo won’t send me part 2 of the last one.... the boys get together for Mo to struggle through basic reading. Daniel finally unearths what’s wrong with Mo. And Mo gets in BIG trouble. 

It’s the end of the world and the lavender boys are here to walk you through it. 

Lavender boys doing what lavender boys do... have no topic and just talk. 

With the country finally off of quarantine, we see if Mahamned is fit to stay in the country.

Back for the first time since the World started to end, the Lavender Boys talk about what they have been doing, how everyone is going crazy, and play a couple games to pass the time until we are back to normal.

This episode was recorded before the plague hit. The Lavender Boys are back doing Lavender Boy things.

To kick off season 3 we take a look at what is coming on the Lavender Network. Episodes now dropping every Friday.

Podcast in a Cell, Cover 2, New Plague all out now on every platform. Lavender Boys do trivia. 

Weston stops by the studio today to give his input on all things weird. 

Who’s more American? 

Fresh off his stay at a holding cell, Mo sees the most infamous hell in a cell match of all time. We discuss a couple of conspiracy theories, and Mo talks about his paranoia as a father 

Why? Why did I allow this to happen? Listen to my wife bully me. 

Is Mo going to heaven? Hell? Nowhere? Jess tries to convert Mo.

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky TopDown in the Tennessee hillsAin't no smoggy smoke on Rocky TopAin't no telephone billsOnce I had a girl on Rocky TopHalf bear, other half catWild as a mink, but sweet as soda popI still dream about thatRocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee

For the first time since September, you hear Lavender Boy Mo’s voice. Enjoy.

Join us on the night before Daniels wedding as he has two of his best friends Brett and Mike on to discuss a wide array of topics. We discuss what Brett does to his hand, game of thrones, football, basketball, and much more. Part 2 will be out very soon. And don’t miss our patreon which is launching November 30 with a very “special” story from Daniel that was cut out of this episode. $5 gets your the story, $100 if you’re a member of Daniel’s family. 

Brett joins the Lavender Boys for some good ole fashioned chatting. We chat about a haunted road, Daniels police encounter, Brett getting catfished before catfish, Daniels magical powers to heal a broken bone in 48 hours and we play Professional Wrestler or Gay Porn Star— Does Mo stay undefeated on the GP stars? Find out. 

This episode the lavender boys are joined by Moriah Naomi to talk about her budding music career, inspiration for her music, and what a day as Moriah is like. 

Lavender Boys! This week we talk about armed children, beer pong in a crackhouse, and play our name favorite game, professional wrestler or pornstar. 

The Lavender Boys are joined by a very special guest, Neal Smither, owner of Crime Scene Cleaners Inc. Neal talks about his experiences with the company, his own house of horrors (in as much detail as he legally can) and much more. Follow on IG @crimescenecleanersinc 

Ever want to know what Mo’s actual religion is? Want to know our take on the ice cream licker? Tune in to hear plus the second to last What the Florida. We have a VERY special guest coming very soon. Make sure to keep an eye out for our next episode. It’s gonna be bloody.

Early access to the Lavender Boys first Whole Truth episode. We interview the owner of the land that the Historic Bell Witch Cave sits on. The Whole Truth podcast will premier August 1, 2019. Make sure to subscribe wherever you get your podcasts 

Join the Lavender Boys as we get lost in What the Florida and end up in Vermont. Daniel asks Mo to stop being such a dork while trying not to use the F word more than 20 times and Mo calls his wife a ho on accident. All that plus more. THE WHOLE TRUTH PODCAST COMING SOON

We are desperate for football so this week we talk SEC football with the Vanderbilt fan Ryan. Clearly, he has terrible decision making skills but well forgive him. We draft our All-SEC teams of all time and Ryan loses (Daniel’s opinion) to Daniel in a debate about Vanderbilt and Tennessee.   THE WHOLE TRUTH EPISODE 1 OUT JUNE 21. Download where you get your favorite podcasts.

Drunk stories with the most obnoxious drunk on the planet. He also just happens to be like Daniels brother. Mo then tries again to make Daniel a dork by talking about Harry P. If you enjoy Lavender Boys, make sure to watch for our SECOND podcast “The Whole Truth” debuting this month.

Join the LB as we head down to Florida for some pasta madness. We then talk about demons. Do they exist? Are they human? Are they evil? Does Mo have a special switch to summon them? Find out on this late episode. 

Join the Lavender Boys (slightly tardy to this weeks party) as we take another trip down to Florida to explore an army of turtles. Mo then attempts to explain Game of Thrones to Daniel. Find out if Daniel has any fucking clue what’s going on.