Libra – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Libra: Known by the other signs in the stoner Zodiac as the most balanced of all the bud-loving star tribe. The pursuer of top shelf nugs and the middle path. Forever striving to reach new heights, yet is somehow always able to keep a level head with their feet on the ground. But, my balanced stoner Libra, is this desire to be at peace simply a part of your DNA, or is your drive to seek equilibrium because it's what others have come to expect of you? This month, you might spend many smokey nights contemplating meaning and motivations. Perhaps the sacred herb will illuminate the pressure of meeting expectations. But the question that matters most during this period is this: How do you see yourself? This month stoner Libra, you need to fire up the ganja, focus on what you see when you look inside, and simply let everyone else's opinion blow away with the smoke. Self-care is often the foundation to growth and greater self-understanding. Consistent meditative smoke sessions throughout the first Summer month will be a must. Stoner Libra, sometimes you just need to break away from the daily grind to pack a bowl for one. Just you, a fresh bowl of your favorite cannabis strain, and a quiet place to enjoy your smoke in silence. At first you might feel like you're shirking your relationship responsibilities, or avoiding your partners-in-chronic. But you don't have to skip social smoke sessions altogether, or pass up every ganja-filled gathering. After-all, the goal this month isn't to become a reclusive hot-boxing hermit, who only tokes by themselves. The goal is to give yourself enough space to breathe in the perspective-expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and figure out what balance means to you. Get your own Chakras aligned first stoner Libra, then everything and everyone will fall into place.

If I could pick one strain to define this period for stoner Libras, it would be Trainwreck. This month will hit you hard. It will take you on a wild ride through intense emotions. But in the end it will leave you feeling healed and lighter than you were before. While the effects of Trainwreck paint a picture of what to expect during May, it doesn't necessarily mean it has to be your particular herbal prescription for the month. You can stock your stash jars full with whatever types of kind buds you please. But, the secret to sustaining your infamous Libra Equilibrium will be to have a wide range of strains at your combustible disposal. A selection that can provide you with a variety of effects to help you stay calm, cool, and centered as you navigate through the cosmic chaos. Stoner Libra, in addition to your regular regiment of recreational reefer, spending quality time with your cannabis companions will be a necessity in May. Quality time with your best buds will help maintain balance as you navigate the highs and lows of your own emotional journey. Stoner Libra, you don't usually have any problems being outgoing, sociable, and friendly. You are always down to puff, puff, and pass the pipe with your partners-in-chronic. And you are known to lead by example and embody the saying, “Sharing is caring.” But it is also true that sometimes you hide behind the smoke, instead of sharing how you really feel. Opening up and allowing yourself to be vulnerable can be daunting, but it is necessary in order to grow spiritually and emotionally. Just inhale a deep breath of the sacred herb stoner Libra. Ingest the calming cannabis vapors, and let your feelings and words flow freely. You may discover that your willingness to talk about your inner workings will inspire someone near you to light up, and finally let go of what's been holding them back.

Stoner Libra, this year you don't have to wait for Summer to experience a season of love. This April, whether you are single or in a relationship, you can expect to reignite old flames, fan the embers of your current partnership, or feel the spark of a new romantic interest. When you reup your stash of sacred herbs, be mindful that you will be packing many of your bowls for two; so stock up heavy this month. Of course, passing around kind buds is not the only way to show your affection stoner Libra. But it is true that sharing is caring, and you don't want your smoke sessions to end early because you ran out of nugs. This season my lovely Libra, the blessings of Venus will not be limited exclusively to romantic relationships. You can expect to strengthen bonds, and deepen connections, with all of your fellow terrestrial astronauts; whether they are a lover, your best bud, or your newest coworker. I do offer one cautionary comment stoner Libra: It is a good idea to keep your peace pipe packed and ready to puff puff and pass throughout the month. Yes, it is true you can expect to see a great deal of growth and evolution in many of your interpersonal relationships, but it is also true that sometimes growth comes with growing pains. The tradeoff of getting to know someone better is that you won't always like everything you might learn about them. Stoner Libra, just remember that you're not always going to agree on everything. Instead of arguing, toke on it, and talk about it. When you light up a bowl of the sacred sinsemilla you can rise above almost any problem. Afterall, it doesn't matter if you're team Indica and they're team Sativa; because at the end of the day, you are all a part of team green!

Stoner Libra, sometimes life is like a bag of bud, and unfortunately, it's not always going to be the top shelf kind. Sometimes it seems like the bag has more stems and seeds than anything worth smoking inside. When you get dealt a subpar sack you can choose to waste time picking through the unwanted parts trying to salvage worthwhile nugs. Or, you can count your losses, toss the whole thing, and try for a better bag. It's only March my balanced stoner Libra! Already you've experienced what seems like a year's worth of seeds and stems. But this month it is time to let go of all the shortcomings, fire up some kinder buds, and toke a fresh start. The good news stoner Libra is that this month will be shwag free! The stars have aligned in your favor, and the cosmic haze that overshadowed the first couple months of 2022 will fade, clearing the way for higher prospects. So get ready for a come up! Of course, you will still have to work for it stoner Libra. The first few days of March should be spent in meaningful medicated meditation. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective-expanding magic of the sacred herb. If the cosmos is bringing you a fresh start and new opportunity, you will need to know what you want to achieve, and how high you want to rise. Don't worry if you feel like the year has been mediocre so far. Know that from this point forward how far you go will only be limited by what you can imagine. It's finally your turn stoner Libra. Now it's your time to dream big, smoke better, and manifest the magical future that you want to see!

Stoner Libra, of all the signs of the stoner Zodiac, you had one of the most energetic and aspirational starts to the new year. While others were still recovering from 2021, feeling dazed and confused, you were busy planting the foundational seeds for the big come up in 2022. You should be proud of the work you've put in during these first few weeks. A celebratory bowl or two are definitely in order! But there is still much to do stoner Libra, so don't overdo it. Remember, there is a difference between lighting up a chronic bowl of calming cannabis after a long day of work, and smoking yourself into a couch-coma. Stoner Libra, you often play the mediator and mentor to those in your inner smoke circle, helping others to see both sides of the equation and maintain spiritual balance. But this month you will have to pay close attention to your own personal inner equilibrium. With such ambitious goals you have set for yourself it can be discouraging when you don't see results immediately. Remember my stoner Libra, you're in it for the long haul! Gardens don't sprout overnight; seeds take time to grow; the dankest buds require patience and care and diligence to become extra frosty. Stoner Libra, when it comes to your selection of sinsemilla this February, get back to your balanced roots and stick to hybrid nugs. Sometimes you will need the sacred herb to help calm your eagerness to get to the finish line. But, you will also want something that will motivate you to keep it moving and remind you that the time will come when you get to harvest the fruits of all your hard work. Try not to spend so much time worrying about how much you're getting done. Instead, keep to your grind, light one up, and just let it grow!

Stoner Libra, you pride yourself in your contemplative, calculated, and at times, cautious approach to navigating your way through the cosmos. But, if there is anything the past year has shown you, it is that even the most meticulous preparations cannot prevent the universe from throwing a stem in those sticky plans. So, during the … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Libra, there's no need to wait for the New Year to start working on the New You! Other signs have already resigned themselves to a slow roll through Winter:  Stuck on the couch, performing the same predictable actions every day – eat, smoke, sleep, repeat.  Not you stoner Libra! This month you will be … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope November →

Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane.  But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others.  In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone.  Instead of bringing justice and balance to your … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Libra, remember that even the tallest of trees is only as strong as its roots. With cosmic winds expected to increase with intensity, and become more unpredictable in September, it will be crucial to prepare yourself.   Make sure you are planted firmly in solid ground.  If you haven't been working in the past … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope September →

Get ready for fun in the sun stoner Libra.  Positive solar rays will be beaming expansive influence in August.  Perhaps this is the pay-off from months of hard work.  Perhaps it's just dumb luck, or destiny.  Thankfully this cosmic wind of universal support won't come with many requirements or traps.  Simple PMA, a positive mental … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope August → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra, your days of solo smoke sessions on your sofa are over. It's time you join your fellow tokin' terrestrial astronauts in soaking up the Summer sun.  It's time to blaze bowls at your favorite outdoor smoke spots! It may have taken you a bit longer than your cannabis companions, but you are back … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope July → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra Summer is finally here!  But is it really?  The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August.  Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer.  Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope June → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb:  Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope May → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra, as we welcome the first full month of Spring, people are planting their gardens, getting their spring cleaning done, and growing excited about the warmer days ahead. And as the days grow longer, the sun isn’t the only thing that will be spreading light. Stoner Libra, your strong, yet kind aura will brighten … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope April → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra March is all about your personal sphere. This month calls for a stash jar full of light hybrids that allow for deep, but focused introspective musings. Approach matters related to work and health with delicacy, and trust your intuition. No need for big changes this month stoner Libra.  Just like the sacred herb, … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope March → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

What a month February will be stoner Libra!  Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart.  Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior.  Load up the stash jar … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope February → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra you are in a good place, and the month of January will accentuate this position nicely.  But watch out for heightened expectations regarding outward progress on the terrestrial plane.  The cosmic influence in the second Winter month will be more about consolidating internal contentment and exploring familial understanding. Whoa, English right?  Be prepared … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope January → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra the balancing scales will not just be a symbol for your star sign in December, but it will also be a metaphor for the unfolding of the month in general.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th. First Half:  This will not be … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope December → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope November → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra October is the month of Halloween, when people can, for at least one night, be whatever they want to be; where complete strangers share tasty morsels for the simple reason of bringing a bit of joy to their fellow terrestrial travelers.  For you stoner Libra, your time of transformation will not be limited … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope October → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope September → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope July → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice.  Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life.  In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace.  Here is a subtle example:  Perhaps your favorite piece has … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope June → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra with the sacred herb as your trusted sidekick, no obstacle in May can’t be overcome.  There will be highs and lows on the journey this month, but with a cool head, and a patient heart, success and progress are inevitable. In the work sphere you will be a master of your own domain.  … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope May → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope April → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libras have the good fortune of looking forward to a Summer of Love, this 2020.  But, before they get to the hot and hazy days filled with endless outdoor endo-excursions, they can expect the Spring to be a predominantly peaceful period.  Nobody needs to tell you to stay calm, but puff on you should. … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope March → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra get ready for an active and energetic month of February.  The slow roll of January will switch to burning the midnight oil in the first few days of the final Winter month.  All the wisdom gained from the perceptive pace to start the year will now come in handy as adventure turns to … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope February → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Other stoner star signs may be fired up for the new year, feeling feisty and ready to conquer the world.  But you, stoner Libra, should slow your roll, and play it cool. Before you run toward the next chapter of your stoney story, it is imperative you let the smoke clouds clear from 2019.  Don’t … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope January → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra there will be showers of positivity in December.  This kind cosmic influence will not be overt or obvious. In order to fully receive the rewards from the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must engage clear third eye vision.  In order to spot opportunity, you must first be attentive and open to receiving … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope December → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Halloween is over stoner Libra, the mask must come off in November. So often you wage a battle containing your inner voice for the sake of balance on the terrestrial plane. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom and kindness of the sacred herb, because this battle is coming to an end this month. No stoner Libra … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope November → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra, everything is going to be ok. The planets have aligned to rain positivity in October. Socially the period will be a bonding experience of breakthroughs balancing the scales of justice and love. Self discovery will blend with exploration of cannabis companions, family members, and even coworkers. Keep your cannabis strain prescription light when … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope October → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Libra you have spent the summer on the road traveling countless miles. Whether these were literal miles on that much needed summer getaway, or spiritual advancement, you’ve covered a lot of ground. As the days transition toward autumn, you should know that the ride is far from over. However, the path will be a … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope September → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

I’ve never used the words weird and quirky to describe a cosmic influence for a stoner star sign; but stoner Libra, those are the words I think of relating to the final summer month. Weird in terms of balance. A sense of vertigo may descend on you. In these moments, prepare a small dose of … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope August → The post Libra Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

This month, the stoner Libra will have a series of events where they must decide on when to hold ‘em and when to smoke ‘em. In some cases the line between the two may become a little hazy. Summer is officially at full burn, and this period shows no signs of cooling down. While spring … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Stoner Libra the first summer month will bring a warm cosmic breeze to the sphere of love. With the sacred herb as your internal guide, all stoner Libras will bask under these warm cosmic rays. As you know better than any star sign, the world is in a constant flux of the karmic balancing of … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

The final Spring month will be a bright and active period for the stoner Libra. To take advantage of the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must maintain confidence in themselves. Not necessarily confidence in one’s self, but confidence in direction as well. It is the direct direction of the stoner Libra that will be … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

Stoner Libra although April is likely to bring heavy rain, one thing you can expect for sure, is a downpour of positivity. Just like the humidity, your energy and confidence will be high. While others are searching for their umbrellas, you will be unpacking your rain boots, and getting ready to make a splash. Just … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

Stoner Libra spring is upon us, and you are steady on your grind. While it is good to have a plan, you will get more accomplished by focusing on the tasks at hand. Someone once said, “The journey of a hundred blunts, begins with a single puff.” So puff puff away, and pay attention to … Continue reading Libra Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Libra February starts with a warm breeze of positivity at your back. That's much better than a blistering wind in your face right? Keep in mind that the wonderful aspect to the warm cosmic wind pushing you forward will be the slow burn at the start of this month. Settle in, relax, and light … Continue reading Libra February 2019 →

Stoner Libra you will be a social butterfly in January. Or maybe we should consider you a social dragonfly dipping down into the pond causing delightful ripples. The effects of the stoner Libra will ripple and magnify this month. Somewhat like when you load a bowl for a smoke circle, and a loaded bowl returns. … Continue reading Libra January 2019 →

Stoner Libra last month's splendor may have transitioned out, but in its place comes something just as lovely. The planetary alignment for this period will be like a warm breeze at your back. This is a period of limitless possibility and growth. And to that effect, it's time to replace old patterns just as you … Continue reading Libra December 2018 →

Are you feeling the love stoner Libra, because you should be. The cosmos shines down on you with rays of love this November. However, be warned that this bright period could be an overload of senses and emotions. Remember to breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Never deny yourself honest feelings, but make … Continue reading Libra November 2018 →

Stoner Libra, the stars have aligned to assist you on your journey this October! You'll find opportunity to influence and impact society on this terrestrial plane we call home. However, you won't find this impact wandering the plains searching for the right opportunity. The focus and direction must come from your own internal desires. Once … Continue reading Libra October 2018 →

Stoner Libra on this first month of fall, the universe neither seeks to aid nor hinder you on your journey. With the celestial winds still, now is not the best time for flying a kite. However it is a wonderful time to relax, and toke a moment amongst your partners in chronic. Spark up the … Continue reading Libra September 2018 →

Stoner Libra, the second summer month will be a bright and dynamic period. Energy from the sun will be flowing through you like a piston firing inside your cylindrical cosmic space suit. Your capacity for work and personal projects may even surprise you. However, the bright energetic sun will burn you without taking proper precautions. … Continue reading Libra July 2018 →

Stoner Libra, the first summer month will be a slow burn, just like a well packed bowl. It won't take much flame to set this month-a-blaze. Positivity will be your cosmic wick. As long as you are a willing participant in your smoke circle, focus on the right tasks at work, and confident in matters … Continue reading Libra June 2018 →

Stoner Libra are you ready to ride the cosmic wave of fate in May? This month promises to be a very dynamic period for you, but not necessarily from your actions or decisions. Let's take a deep breath of the sacred herb and focus on internal balance. Being out of control can be an overwhelming … Continue reading Libra May 2018 →

Stoner Libra April is bound to be a wonderful time for you.  However, this positive time period will be bound by your own self control.  A keen eye for moderation will keep you on a positive path. There are four key areas to target your attention in April:  420 Celebration, Quest for Justice, Project Ambition, … Continue reading Libra April 2018 →

Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner … Continue reading Libra March 2018 →

Stoner Libra keep your bowl packed, February is sure to be a month of fellowship and bonding. Planetary positions will favor a contemplative Libra with a mind toward personal growth within a tight smoke circle. That is not to say the responsibility of the cosmic adventure in February will fall on the stoner Libra's shoulders. … Continue reading Libra February 2018 →

Stoner Libra the start to 2018 will be quite an adventure. Even though you may lose your terrestrial compass bearings, warm cosmic gravity waves will keep you planted firmly on the ground. Flexibility will be the key to unlock the positive promises of the universe in January. Quick moments of change, and inconsistent emanations from … Continue reading Libra January 2018 →