Marcus Beaubier's Citizencast

Forte has to call a sex line using his own credit card and what was supposed to be a 5 min bit turns into an hour of humiliation.   Two Meers Showcase live at Yuk Yuk's Calgary: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) ALSO  “November 7th Cerveza City presents a People of Colour comedy show with Headliner Ron Josol, Marito Lopez, and Juan Forno at the Sunalta Community Hall. That show is being sponsored by Big Beaver Brewing and Broken Spirits. Tickets are on sale now. Link in their Instagram bio @cervezacity”

We start the episode off sharing a cake and watch a guy try and take on a girl who knows karate. Producer Ali responds to our comment section on Youtube and Brett does a deep dive on the #StoriesThatMatter! 2 MEERS PODCAST STOREhttps://teespring.com/stores/2-meers-podcast-store (https://teespring.com/stores/2-meers-podcast-store) Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU9TdDlZblRLUE1WRGZqQUFNRE1FVW01QTY2QXxBQ3Jtc0ttaF80dmJCZ0JzWFBjTGhqWHVMRVVYbVVVd25NVTMwdldNZEtuUlY4UUFCb1U1QXN5NGdlYXNWb2tMWENiNGNoWktFbjh1SmN6cVd6YzJUdlBnSHpXTXYtdkpzOXR2Z0p4TDBab21RLVlUZV8zSUV1OA%3D%3D&event=video_description&v=Z0trHccRlcs&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.yukyuks.com%2F%3Faction%3Dclub (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club)... Season Finale of Cerveza City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQW (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQW) ... Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.youtube.com/redirect?redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWhWc3BPdmRpWkY1MDVjNXBFdWVvZ1V2c3JyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuS0Z2elNlX1JjMjlZRDdJM2lfTUVhaHdad2diZjIyb1AzdjltUU9MSDBZOXprOGlKWlJhUlRHbm04RU9oMVNUQTZ5NS1QU1BnYURVZGhCaG9Dd3VYRUp5blItUzh2c0pobXVTM01CYmlqMVVLUGR1OA%3D%3D&event=video_description&v=Z0trHccRlcs&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca)

This week: Joe Rogan incorrectly credits another comedian for the Drive-In Comedy show idea, the wuhan flu ruins prom, more stupid fights with the girlfriends, why comedians shouldn't have to bring a gift to a dinner party and what other other comedians are saying about this podcast.  Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Season Finale of Cerveza City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ)

Audio highlights from the Presidential debate, Dr. Phil does an entire episode on 'Karens', Forte spots a professional pervert and Todd talks about aliens in the olympics, again.  Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Season Finale of Cerveza City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/)

Brett gets laser therapy for his Canker sore, hotel front desks are useless, a Karen is spotted in Edmonton, Calgary has two new celebrities and the fellas settle their bet from last week with some hot wax. Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) October 21- Marc Anthony Sinagoga headlines at Born Colorado Brewery.  October 22- Adult Pumpkin Carving at Railyard Brewery Meer vs Meer Tickets: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/) Brett's C of Dead here too: https://www.cofdead.ca (https://www.cofdead.ca/)

Todd and Brett celebrate their 5 year 'friendiversary', Japan blames the English language for the spread of Covid, Todd spits in an audience member's drink and we learn the difference between a Turtle and a Tortoise by watching them have sex.  Meer vs Meer Tickets: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/)

Brett overdoses on edibles and Todd buys the wrong chicken sandwich. The fellas also discuss how they sit with their ladies in the bathtub. Enjoy.  Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Up to 50% off https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/)

Brett has another run-in with his kryptonite: Condo Board Ladies. Your homework questions for this week are: 1). Do you wash your raw chicken? 2). What makes a house a mansion? Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Up to 50% off https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/)

Forte's got guys sliding into his girlfriend's DM's so he plays the latest VOICE MESSAGE left for her and points out where he went wrong (this might have to be a new weekly segment). The fellas also review footage from Todd's set in Edmonton, where for losing the last 2 Meers Showcase - he had to perform daring material written by Brett.  Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Tickets to the Cerveza City Awards Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cerveza-city-presents-the-cervezees-tickets-112522259106 (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cerveza-city-presents-the-cervezees-tickets-112522259106) Up to 50% off https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/)

Audio and video listeners will have two very different experiences this time, but both of you will hear the latest sting-job pulled off by Talitha and Forte's 'pissy' reaction to it.  Thursday's Live 2 Meers Showcase: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/) And visit  https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) for their site-wide sale now. 

The Ice Cream song is racist and Live Jasmine is trying to ruin both their relationships.  Use Promo Code: 2MEERS for 10% off your order at commoncrown.ca (http://commoncrown.ca/).  Tickets to the 2 Meers Showcase here: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408)

Todd and producer Ali accuse Brett of being insensitive. Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca

Todd finds out what Brett’s REALLY doing in his spare time, a west jet flight attendant loses her patience and the fellas dig through each others SAVED sections on Instagram.

“My Sandwich My Choice”. Todd dissects Forte’s latest dating mishap. Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/) And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) for their site-wide sale now. Appearing this week at Yuk Yuks Calgary: Scott Dumas Tickets to the 2 Meers Showcase here: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408)

The fellas pull off their best prank call yet, react to Kanye’s breakdown and how useless Forte is in the kitchen Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/) And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) for their site-wide sale now. Appearing this week at Yuk Yuks Calgary: Marito Lopez

Acceptable ways to take your shirt off, more Karen footage, famous athletes getting catfished, stories that matter and details on the new 2 Meers Showcase night at Yuk Yuks. Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca (https://www.commoncrown.ca/) And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca (https://www.rootsoffight.ca/) for their site-wide sale now. Appearing this week at Yuk Yuk’s Calgary: Lori Ferguson

Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca for their site-wide sale now. Catch Forte at Yuk Yuks Calgary JULY 10 + 11 Brettforte.com

Forte’s agitated at soft behaviour more hamster trauma surfaces in the Ness family.

The fellas cover the latest accusations in the comedy community and go thru the skeletons in their own closet. Also, Brett is fresh off a Dance Battle and the Police Interceptor is back on the road.

The fellas get vulnerable and do a love questionnaire that promises new found closeness. Plus: more people losing their marbles in quarantine and Todd joins Tik Tok.

More quarantine fights, more dating stories, more nonsense. Todd stands up to wipe and Brett temporarily had two butt holes. Real Grade-A material here boys.

Celebrity Impressions! Plus, Todd’s confrontation with the “huge guy downstairs” and Brett’s Mom’s confrontation with the “hot girl next door”.

Special 2 hour episode including: Forte’s fist fight in a Wendies, Calgary’s great chicken fight of 2019 and Todd’s inability to pronounce yogurt brands properly. Other topics include: Investing in Iraqi currency, showing off in front of your ex and Dad’s in their 40’s showing off in front of their kids resulting in injury.

People are brake checking in the isles of Safeway, losing their jobs on Zoom, monkeys are riding motorcycles and Brett ran into his ex.

Lots of laughs in this one. Childhood trauma galore! Todd and his twin...Brett and his mom...Brett and the yellow pool noodle... Plus! Plenty of covid coverage and the newest disgusting trend on OnlyFans.

Brett and Todd have a pushup competition and 15 years later, Todd calls out a liar from Junior High. The fellas also discuss the downfall of DQ’s Hot Eats, the sudden rise in fake psychics and the scientific differences between the male and female brain (as taught by Brett’s previous Polyamorous partner). Corona Karen also makes an appearance.

At this point, people are actually starting to lose their minds in isolation and Brett’s been collecting the footage. Todd tells his most embarrassing story to date, Forte relives a horrific McDonalds incident and the fellas have yet another Entrepreneur of the week.

Brett opens with a full audio breakdown of Donald Trump, outlining the strategy behind how he argues and Todd reveals his latest quarantine argument with Fiancé Jenn.

Brett’s got explosive audio of his neighbours fighting during isolation. Todd’s got explosive anger towards the lines at Wal-Mart during isolation. Episode 32. It’s explosive.

Forte loses more money day-trading, Todd takes a 4 hour walk for no reason. Their lives are falling apart.

It's been less than a week of quarantine and Brett has completely moved on from comedy and is now a full time day trader. We will be posting his losses every episode until he's inevitably bankrupt. Meanwhile, Todd shares a Pornhub premium password with 9 dudes.

Forte’s “spitting debacle” was front page news on Reddit and Todd has a few observations about Brett’s fighting style. They also call Brett’s Dad, Brent for a full Covid 19 update, including home workout tips and the effect those very exercises had on Brett’s childhood. This week’s codeword doesn’t exist because neither do the shows.

Brett signs a contract with Yuk Yuk’s and nearly blows it right away. This week we also find out why Kris Labelle sleeps with TWO cans of bear spray next to his bed and what weapons Brent hides around the house. Brett has a fresh #StoryThatMatters from an Uber ride in LA and Todd’s entrepreneur of the week is a complete dud. This week’s code for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuk’s Calgary is: weasel

The Best of 2 Meers So Far (By Far)

Forte is fresh from Just For Laughs where he met Bill Burr and got another comedian booted from the festival. Todd discusses his future with Jenn and the heckler he had in Edmonton. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of 2 Meers if it didn’t include yet another failed date story. Codeword is frugalforte

Todd has a new entrepreneur of the week, Brett stole a shirt from Zara and has yet another first date story. Codeword: allofyou

Forte calls bullshit on the Oscars AND Lebron’s Kobe speech and Todd calls bullshit on another “entrepreneur”. Also this week, find out what happens when you google your pilot and what happens when a Telus telemarketer makes the mistake of calling Todd mid-podcast. The fellas teach her a lesson. This week’s codeword is “Darcy” for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuks Calgary.

Brett’s in LaLa Land glittering his wings in GOLD while these two rodents roll in SHIT. Malik Elassal gets the guest spot and simultaneously the biggest break of his comedy career. Codeword “confrontation”.

Brett found the worst Instagram story of all time and the fellas discuss shameless flexing in photos. This is definitely one to watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Use codeword “confrontation” for 50% off your tickets to YukYuks Calgary. Feb 7th - Roast Battle

Todd is fresh from Niagara where he bumped Louis CK, Brett’s got issues with Producer Ali and the fellas share times they’ve been caught doing the deed in public. Codeword is “confrontation”

Guest Meer, live from the road it’s Sterling Scott. This was recorded right after the Calgary vs Edmonton Roast Battle and both men are high on victory. The fellas compare their honest views of each other and wounds are patched (and slightly salted). Online promo code: ‘Brent’ for 50% off your tickets to Yuk Yuks Calgary.

Brett's down $2800 and a passenger nearly dies on his latest flight. Todd talks about some stuff too. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'ceilingneedle' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Trent McClellan of ‘This Hour Has 22 Minutes’ fills in for Forte this week while he’s in Vancouver. They discuss which people shouldn’t be allowed to go on vacation and terrible customer service. This week’s code to save 50% off your Yuk Yuk’s Calgary tickets is ‘greatclips’.

Todd nearly loses his temper at Walmart and Brett nearly has an affair with his hairdresser. Merry Christmas! Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'byfar' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

The producer of this podcast has a new girlfriend and Brett gets to the bottom of it. The fellas also talk Tesla Coils, Motivation Speakers and times they've had sex with audience members...What? Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'byfar' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett plays his favorite moments from Miss Universe and has yet another heckler story that ends in violence. Todd introduces 'fan questions' to the show and shares your 'James Bond Moments'. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'ness' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett is fresh from LA so instead of co-host he is now special guest. The fellas recap the entire trip and discuss more abhorrent plane behavior. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett found cooler friends in LA so Adam Ruby takes over as guest co-host. Adam was instructed to come prepared with every conspiracy theory he knows and he delivered. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: '2Meers' (Enter during online checkout) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Last episode we learned to "Be All Of You, All Of The Time". This episode we learn "Don't Re-Create The Past, Create The Future". We also learn Brett turns into James Bond before kissing a woman. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Todd unveils his debut album and Brett finds out he has absolutely no game with women who haven't seen his act. Brent makes another appearance at the end with some stories of 80's valor. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

2 Meers Podcast Description: Brett has audio from the last Roast Battle where there was some behind the scenes drama involving Sam Walker. Forte also unveils his debut rap single and Todd pinpoints the beginning of "The Softening". Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Roast Battle with the mentioned Humbolt Joke Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjI0OaT5AY Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.