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Midwest married couple discuss, disagree, and theorize about the latest Bravo ridiculousness: Real Housewives (all of them), Married to Medicine, Below Deck, & Vanderpump Rules. Ad free! At least 1 episode per week!

Bernard and Jane


    • Sep 16, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 86 EPISODES


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    84. RHSLC, Married to Medicine, Family Karma & the restaurant that serves lobster and steak

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 87:06


    We get into it with the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City". We discuss how we feel each person will act for this season. We also give our takes on the overall season of Married to Medicine and Family Karma as we believe these are GREAT shows you need to be watching all the time.

    83. RHONY, RHOBH, RHOP and Whites love themselves some Whites

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 115:09


    We are back and are giving our thoughts about the latest episodes of Real Housewives of New York, Beverly Hills and Potomac.

    82. RHOP Premiere, RHONY, RHOBH and Nude Interludes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 141:44


    We are back and diving in on the premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac. We briefly discuss the real housewives of New York and get right into the DRAMA that is Erica Kane and the rest of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. RHOP 16:37 RHONY 106.04 RHOBH 127.45

    81. Premieres of RHONY and RHOBH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 70:13


    We have taken a little pause, but we are back to talk about Real Housewives of New York and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. RHONY: 16:00 RHOBH: 53:14

    80. Many updates, M2M, RHOD, RHOA and the real "All Star Housewives" cast.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 94:42


    We are covering many updates that have occurred in the past couple of weeks. We also catch up on latest episode of Married 2 Medicine, the overall season of Real Housewives of Dallas and the first episode of the reunion of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Finally, we discuss what the true all star housewives cast should be. 40:23 MTM "Know Your Status D.C." 107:11 RHOD "Southfork Goes South" 114:03 RHOA "Reunion part 1"

    79. Updates, Married to Medicine and Troll-adjacent

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 68:11


    There were a lot of big updates recently and one of them is still ongoing. We breakdown all of them. We also catch up on the new season of Married to Medicine, a show many people are going to be mad they did not watch earlier. MTM: 34:16

    78. So many updates, RHOD, RHOA & The Pregnancy Historian

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 71:45


    It has been a while since we last put out an episode. So to catch up...sorta, we went through a bunch of little updates that have happenened (basically baby related news). We then go into the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas along with the last couple of episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (you know we had to talk about BOLO). RHOD: 12:47 "A Real Simmons by any Other Name" RHOA: 47:17

    77. RHOD, RHONJ, RHOSLC & The Cameo of all Cameos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 107:50


    We dive in to the latest Real Housewives of Dallas episode as they learn how to eat pizza and relax at a lake house. We also get back into the world of Real Housewives of New Jersey as its season premiere was this week. Finally, we wrap up with episode 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunions, which are bringing the heat. 17:37 RHOD. "Getting Weird in Austin" 49:08 RHONJ. "C U Next Tuesday" 58:49 RHOSLC. "Reunion parts 1 and 2

    76. Southern Charm, RHOD, RHOSLC, RHOA & Why are men so stupid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 106:54


    We have a lot to cover on today's episode. We dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm, Real Housewives of Dallas, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real House wives of Atlanta. 21:07 Southern Charm: Reunion Part 2 54:41 Dallas: Sour Grapes 112.20: Salt Lake City: Chili Reception 127:03 Atlanta. Beach Please

    75. RHOD, RHOSLC, Southern Charm, & RHOA. "I found you disappointing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 78:50


    We dive into four great episodes of Real Housewives of Dallas, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Atlanta. We made sure to set up a centerpiece before recording so we did not dissapoint someone's culture. RHOD: "Kary'd Away" RHOSLC: "All Bets are Off" 19:22 Southern Charm: " Treehouse of Cards pt.2" 42:32 RHOA: "The Giving Peach" 44:07

    74. RHOSLC, Southern Charm, RHOA & The storming of the Beach in Charleston S.C.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 96:05


    We breakdown the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Atlanta and Southern Charm RHOSLC: 4:00 "Hip Hop and Heartbreak Southern Charm: 55:56 "It's my Party and I'll go if I want to" RHOA: 1.04.04 "Don't Come Get Me unless you are Invited"

    73. RHOD, Southern Charm, RHOSLC and my new love of Snowmobiling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 93:55


    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Our first show of 2021 devels into the season five premere of The Real Housewives of Dallas. We catch up with them and see how they are living during these time of COVID. We also discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Southern Charm: 42.24 "Low Country Boil" Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: 57:57 "Fashion Faux Pas"

    72. Potomac reunions, RHOSLC & Too many claps

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 95:29


    We are back to review the Real Housewives of Potomac reunions, and give our latest critique of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Lastly, we play a little bit, and give our take at a sneak peak of Monique's new single that she claims is not about the situation with Candace. RHOSLC: 101.25

    71. RHOSLC, RHOP & Southern Charmless

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 75:43


    We breakdown the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Potomac and Southern Charm. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Real Housewives of Potomac Southern Charm

    70. All salt no city

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 89:40


    We dive deep into the first two episodes and characters of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Bravo Fans RHOSLC

    69. Updates, Southern Charm and RHOP

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 60:28


    We are BACK and are ready to give our two cents about Real Housewives of Potomac and the season premeire of Southern Charm. 27.06: Southern Charm 48.36: Real Housewives of Potomac

    68. Updates & RHOP

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 59:24


    We have many updates to let you know about plus we discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac.

    67. RHOP: Mysteries Solved

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 56:32


    We dive into the aftermath of last week's hair pulling, wine trajectory throwing, running around the barn to drag Candace some more doing.

    66. RHOP, Best Episode Ever???

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 70:01


    We breakdown easily the best episode of Potomac ever and, according to Jane, the best real housewives episode ever (that isn't a trip or a reunion related).

    65. Shady Updates & RHONY reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 93:11


    We provide a lot.....and I mean a lot of updates while providing our thoughts of this this season of Real Housewives of New York.

    64. RHONY, RHOP & a tiny bit of RHOBH

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 98:27


    We go in on the last two episodes of the Real Housewives of Potamac. We review part 2 of The Real Housewives of New York and brush over the remains of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

    63. RHONY, RHOBH & Reunion Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 95:16


    We dive into a lot of new updates along with the reunions of Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills. 30:09 RHONY 1:11.00 RHOBH

    62. RHOP on the lake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 64:26


    We cover the last two episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac where they are in the lake house trying to survive. We cover each dynamic relationship and how far it will go.

    61. RHONY & RHOBH, and the Alien talk show

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 95:49


    Updates 28:00 RHONY, "Viva la Dysfunction" 59:00 RHOBH, Season 10 Reunion part 1

    60. RHONY, RHOBH & Our 2020 Halloween costumes revealed.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020 85:37


    We dish on the latest episodes of Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills before their reunions begin. We also realize who we should be for Halloween this year. We could not believe the answer was right in front of us.

    59. RHOP, RHONY & RHOBH. The downfall of Russell Crowe and poopy robes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 89:47


    We get into the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac and New York. We also have a detailed discussion about the Brandi and Denise situation at Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. RHOP: 16:53 RHONY: 39.57 RHONY: 59.02

    58. RHOP, RHONY & RHOBH

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 60:05


    We get more and more involved with the Real Housewives of Potomac and less involved with Beverly Hills. 8:23 RHOP "Sip and See You Later" 32.11 RHONY "Hitting All the Wrong Cenotes 57.39 RHOBH "That's Not Amore"

    57. RHOP, RHONY, RHOBH, Pussy Galore and ice chewing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 91:03


    We get into the two episode premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac along with the newest episodes of RHONY and RHOBH.

    56. RHOBH & RHONY

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 60:01


    We get a little closer to figuring out the truth between the Brandi and Denise. In addition, we discuss what the hell is going on with Sonja Morgan these days.

    55. RHOBH, RHONY, and throuples

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 65:21


    Bernard learns about throuples. That's all you need to know about this episode. 0:00 updates 10:30 RHOBH, "Kiss and Tell All" 47:00 RHONY, "Sheer Madness" Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Real Housewives of New York

    54. RHONY & RHOBH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 58:43


    0:00 updates! 10:30 real housewives of New York, "Remember Your Blue Stone Manors" 37:40 real housewives of Beverly Hills, "Black Ties and White Lies"

    53. RHOBH & RHONY with special guest Lesley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 107:28


    Our special guest Lesley is joining in to provide the tea on Vanderpump and her thoughts on this week's episodes.

    52. The Reorganization of Bravo & RHONY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 90:56


    After a little break, we are back to provide the latest changes on Bravo and Real Housewives of New York

    51. RHONY, RHOBH & Vandy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 58:41


    We review the latest episodes of the Real HouseWives of New York and Real HouseWives of Beverly Hills. We also dive into the first episode of the Vanderpump Rules virtual reunion part 1.

    50. RHOBH & RHONY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 56:48


    We review what we believe is the decline of the Real Housewifes of Beverly Hills and the acceleration of The Real Housewifes of New York.

    49. RHOA, RHOBH, RHONY and Vandy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 89:11


    We wrap up our discussion on the last reunion episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta and talk about the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and New York.

    48. RHONY, RHOBH, Vandy & RHOA

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 70:27


    We cover parts 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta virtual reunion along with the latest episodes of Beverly Hills, New York and the Vandy.

    47. RHONY, RHOBH & Vandy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 59:04


    In this week's episode, we ponder why Sonja was willing to put her financial business out there. Also, does Bernard finally start referring to "the Fox News Correspondent" by her real name?

    46. RHONY, RHOBH & Vandy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 85:36


    Jane will break down the "science" of Aaron's comments at the dinner party in Beverly Hills while Bernard breaks down the fashion at New York Fashion Week.

    45. RHONY, RHOBH, Vandy & RHOA

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 92:16


    We dish on the after party in Ramona's house and how boring Vanderpump Rules is getting this season. Bernard also learns what the word couture means.

    44, RHOBH, RHONY, Vandy & RHOA

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 83:13


    We share our thoughts on the Season premiere of Real House Wives of Beverly Hills along with the latest episodes of RHONY, Vandy & RHOA.

    43. RHOA, Vandy & RHONY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 73:05


    13:36 RHONY 37:59 Vandy 54:13 RHOA

    42. RHONY & Vandy with Brittany

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 87:23


    RHONY: 9:54 "Back in the NY Groove" Vandy: 45.12 "Prank Wars"

    42. RHOA & Vandy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 49:55


    12:30: RHOA "Ruined Peaches" 28:23: Vandy "All Daugs Go to Heaven"

    41. RHOA, Vandy & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 59:23


    18:23 RHOA " A Greek Tragedy in 6 Acts" 29:10 Vandy " Introducing Mr. and Mrs Cauchi" 46:56 RHONJ "Reunion Part 3"

    40. RHOA, Vandy & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 56:20


    14:50 Vandy " Jax's Last Hurrah" 39.50: RHOA "Greece is the Word" 48:55: RHONJ "Reunion Part 2"

    39. RHOA, Vandy & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 80:01


    7:50 RHOA "In the name of Charity" 30:36 Vandy "If you're going to drink I can't stop you" 51:28 RHONJ "Reunion part 1"

    38. RHOA, Vandy & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 71:04


    8:12 RHOA "Kenya vs. ken" 34:23 Vandy "Ex-Best Man, Ex-Best Friend" 54:04 RHONJ "Family Reunion"

    37. RHOA, Pump Rules & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 51:05


    12:12 RHOA 22:37 Vandy 38:20 RHONJ

    36. RHOA, Pump Rules & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 77:04


    5:33: RHOA 36:19: Vandy 57:33: RHONJ

    35. Pump Rules & RHONJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 22:16


    6:49 Vandy 15:02 RHONJ

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