No Ablo Espangnole

Hello everyone! We skipped last week's episode, as it was absolute TRASH. So sorry about that, but here is the 8th episode of NAE. We talk Auburn football, name drop some players who will never be on the show even though we need clout (thanks Erik) and even dive into the fun world of Auburn Greek life. Also, zodiac signs are interesting but we didn't do a good job of explaining, so more on that next week. We want to start dishing out the tea on all things conspiracy theories so hopefully we get our shit done and can research them for next week. Don't forget to say hi to the FBI agent who lives inside your phone!

Hannah's back! The dynamic duo is reunited... sorry Erik. We talk about escaping the bubble of no diversity, dish out the new gym tea, and reflect on what we've ~learned~ this semester! Which old man is Hannah obsessed with this week? What basic tall white boy does Anna have a crush on now? Also, pro tip of the week. Be intentional! Oh, and we may or may not be eating a cake made of protein powder for Hannah's birthday. Tune into the 7th episode to find out!

We have a guest! Our friend, Hannah, joins us for this episode of NAE. As Anna's designated gym partner, we spill the tea on all things Auburn rec center, and our gym crushes. Did you know that Hannah's into men that look like Mr. Potato Head? Old, bald, and chubby! Also Erik's from the streets and teaches us suburban girls about gangs! How educational. Can white parents hang? Probably not, but all we're going to say is that Brenda and Randy are bad bitches. Oh and to conclude... Lizard People. That's all.

Is it okay to spank your kids? Well, if you don't want them to be absolute shits, the answer is YES! If not, they'll end up being the toddlers that annoyed us at the beach. On another note, hamburgers. Which fast food place has the best one? Certainly not any place on Auburn's campus. Meghan Markle, conspiracy theories, racism, and more on the 5th episode of No Ablo Espangnole.

Sun's out, bun's out, at least for Anna and Erik! Two words, beach trip. Also, did you know that America is the greatest county in the world? With our top-notch education system, superb COVID-19 response, and systematic racism (racial profiling, if you will) no wonder American's are viewed so highly. We end episode 4 with a hot topic of debate! Foosackly's or Zaxby's? There is one right answer.

Tackle gender inequality with us on this episode of NAE! Do women really belong in the kitchen or should we let them migrate to other spaces in the house? Speaking of women, lets talk about men. One word- fashion. You heard it here, khakis are out boys! We lay down the law about what's hot and what is absolutely not. This episode of NAE provides insight about men, women, fashion, and even white boy privilege. Oh, and also stay tuned to hear Erik teach you how to grill a steak! How exciting.

For our second episode of NAE, we go all out and confirm your wildest dreams. Aliens. Are. Real. Oh and also it was Valentine's Day! If you were single that day, like Anna, you're ugly! Always remember. On that note, can we interest you in a big green egg? If you're already not an AVID griller, you will be after this episode (except for women... grilling is a men's only activity, duh.) That's it!

Hola class! Strap in for the greatest 32 minutes of your life. Have your mind BLOWN away as we introduce you to the world of ~diversity~ with our stimulating conversations. Basically we have a tea sesh, and we want you to join! Hear two very different perspectives about college, society, and just life in general. And yes, we do know that the title of the show is misspelled. If you didn't pick up on that, stay tuned and we will culture you!