Oh Shit! It's A Podcast! (OSIA)

Hey guys! It's part two! Crazy nuts right? It's a good one, boys! Lotsa interesting conversation! So many topics! So little time! SCHNAUZER! Ha! Got 'em! *dabs* In this episode we talk about... Tik Tok Fame Internet Scandals Killing Austin More Pooping and More Peeing --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hey fuckos! We have a guest on this episode! It's Tik Tok influencer Lyndsay Jade! COOPER WAS HER FIRST KISS! Crazy right? Anyway, we're done bragging. This episode is a BANGER! Filled to the brim with anecdotes and burping. Take a listen! We talk about: Spider-Man Blackmail Over Boobies Tik Tok Stardom Mental Health Pooping and Peeing Lyndsay's Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@lyndsayjade --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Dear Diary, I have a juicy secret no one else knows. Not a soul can know this information, so I've resorted to recording it here: a place it could never possibly be found. Oh, how my fingers tremble as I write this: Bubble gum is a garbage flavor Talking points: Responding to YouTube comments Public Access TV Facebook be wildin' Shitting the bath www.reddit.com/r/osiacast/ If you're reading this, type “Schnauzer” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

LIVESTREAM COMING UP - Dec 23rd @ 7pm CST Sharon, is that you? Wow, I haven't seen you since college! You look great! You still with that one guy? The one with the frosted tips? Oh, he's an accountant now! That's so interesting. Who woulda thought we'd see each other tonight, small world eh? I had no idea who's house this was before I broke in through the window. Anyway, could you go ahead and empty your pockets? Skit: 5 Stages Of Grief Talking Points: A visit from a wizard Jackson Mahomes Let's Paint TV Buff Correll --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Guys, I'ma be real with you here. This was a TOUGH ONE. Cooper was falling asleep, Austin was sick and mid-nosebleed. But you don't care, do you? You still want us to shovel this slop content into your insatiable gullet anyway. Whatever it takes to help you forget the last 45 minutes of your life, right? You don't care about quality. You just want more. MORE. Sketch: A DVD copy of the 2005 movie, Hitch Topics: - America's Next Top, Bottom, Or Verse - Roadside Santa Cooper - Ghislaine Maxwell Trial - Gus Johnson, AGAIN - Public Access Television --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

So did you have a good holiday week, Huh? You didn't? You pooped your pants at Thanksgiving dinner? Again? We can't keep buying you new pants every time you get distracted playing that fan-dangled Gameboy of yours and forget to go potty. You're 33 years old, you should be buying your own pants by now. Oh, I'M uncouth??? Where'd you even learn that word, Kyle? Last I checked, I didn't poop my pants at Thanksgiving this year. Did I? Hmm, let me check. Nope... still no poop in my pants. I raised you better than this an...no... Kyle don't cry. Kyle stop. You're an adult. Stop crying. Look, okay, I get it. Your mom and I's divorce really took a toll on you, and I do still wish there was more we could've done for you at the time. But money was tough, we couldn't afford to eat dinner some nights, let alone find you a counselor. And when you pooped your pants back then, we just had to ride those poor things out until the next paycheck. But things are better now. I'm happy to buy you new pants when you need them. I love you, Kyle. I do. Just...please stop pooping your pants. Talking Points: Queen's Gambit: the board game Master Chief piss suit Florida Man Birthday Challenge The next Chris Chan --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

There's a lot of hurt and sadness in this world. And pain. And cheeseburgers. And leafcutter ants. And Garfield smut. Oh god, there's so much Garfield smut. If your body's metabolism ran purely off of Garfield smut that you found on the internet, you'd live for six years. Which isn't great, but it's still a lot. Of Garfield smut. Fuck. Talking topics: Kyle Rittenhouse Gus Johnson's cancelled Nintendo sucks Reconnecting with your father, ASMR edition Weed strain tier list --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Wikipedia defines a podcast as "an episodic series of spoken-word digital audio files that a user can download to a personal device for easy listening." So when you're listening to this, and don't know what it is...just look up "podcast" on Wikipedia. Then you can think to yourself..."Oh Shit! It's A Podcast!" Grand Theft Auto - Rapping - Job Interviews - An AI Script Readthrough - America's Next Top, Bottom, or Verse - Cooper Yelling At His Cat --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

It's the Year 2047. President Logan Paul just dropped the last gay bomb on New New Jersey. There were no survivors. 4,300 years later, an archeologist brushes the ash off an old SD card while scavenging for relics of the Lost Days. Contained within the card is the last surviving copy of Episode 19 of the OSIA Podcast. They listen to it. They decide it's kinda boring. They throw it away. KC Swap & Shop - Today In Christory - Don Donald Daggerson's Discount Drug Deals --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hey guys! We're still making podcasts because you're still listening to them! WHY DO YOU DO THAT?! STOP THIS!! THEY HAVE ME SET UP IN A GODDAMN CLOSET EDITING THESE EPISODES TOGETHER!! THEY COMMIT WARCRIMES AGAINST MY SOUL!!! STOP CROSSING THE DAMN PICKET LINE AND HELP ME!! I AM LOCATED AT *redacted*. Oh, what a funny guy that is! We take such good care of him! He gets all the porridge his heart desires! And he gets to listen to nu-metal at unreasonable hours! He's doing fine! Keep listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

HAha everyone point and laugh at Cooper, he deleted his whole audio recording trying to make room for some dumb PC game and we had to resort to the Discord audio HAHAHA Cooper you're so random you're so goofy you're so wacky and zany hahahaha what a goober what an absolute spoon what a unit what a downright gentleman The Taliban - porn site classifieds - TikTok ruins everything. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hey guys! We have a livestream on our Twitch on October 16th at 6:30 PM CST. We're gonna be watching some bad movies and getting drunk, so join in the fun! https://www.twitch.tv/osia_official Here's the link! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

In this episode, we get meta. Real meta. Austin is married, and Cooper is horny. What's new? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hey guys! This is gonna deviate from the normal structure, but it's still gonna be a good time! Take a listen and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

This episode has it all! The gays! A guest! A senator! And HEPATITIS! Okay, not the last one....Sorry, my body isn't functioning well. I lost control of my legs and my arms. I've been writing this whole thing with my face. Pretty impressive? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

It's a best of episode! NO DON'T LEAVE IT'S ACTUALY REALLY FUN I PROMISE!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

We have gone FULLY DIGITAL this episode! That's right, baby. No more bodies. All cyberspace. Can we pee? Nope! ALL DIGITAL PISS! Any poopoo? SHUT THE HELL UP! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hey y'all! Crazy times we're living in, huh? How's the weather? That's great! Did you win the big ball game in gym class?.... You didn't?.... Tommy kept dunking on you and your team?..... I'm gonna go have a talk with his father. No, no...don't stop me...we're just gonna have a talk... No, I haven't been drinking!.... GO TO YOUR ROOM. YOU DON'T KNOW THE THINGS I HAVE DONE FOR THIS FAMILY!! THIS EPISODE WILL HAVE SPACE JAM, DOOR DASH, AND REALLY COOL SOUND EFFECTS. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Did you know: this episode doesn't even cover the full scale of this massive man baby's online presence?? He's the worst person alive, and probably the most documented person ever born! Get ready for a megasode of goofs, gaffs, and vomit inducing terror when we talk about Chris-Chan!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

In this episode, we thank you, the listener, for your continued support for our stupid little project. We also talk about the SIGMA MALE GRINDSET, mental health, and big religion! Come join! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

In this fine and dandy episode of OSIA Cast, we have a new theme song! It's super fun and totally catchy! We also discuss music, the pandemic, and #FreeBritney! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

You like skateboarding? Tubular, dude! Catch some sick pavement on this radical episode where we talk about childhood, creepy teachers, and skratbordin! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hello there. On this wonderous episode of Oh Shit! It's A Podcast!, we shall delve into the mind of Bill Cosby, discuss avoiding friends during lunchtime, and debate the finer points of sex. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

On this episode, we discuss: GHOSTS, MAIL, HEROIN, PETTING ZOOS, and LORD OF THE RINGS. We also introduce our good friend Paul as a guest host! Looking good, Paul! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

On this episode of Oh Shit! It's a Podcast!… We talk about Tom Hanks killing racists, we play a game with a computer, and we sit around the campfire while smoking some weenies. Join us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Hey! We don't sound like shit this time! Break out the streamers and party hats! Welcome to the big event! Take you shoes off at the door and be sure to be gone by 9. Mother bought diet root beer for us to drink! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message

Why are you reading this? Seriously? Nobody ever reads this. Okay, since you got this far, here's a reward just for you. Go to Amazon.com and type in "OSIA" with your order to get 25% off. What's that? It didn't work? Maybe don't believe everything you read on the internet... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cooper-bald9/message