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Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

We wrap up Lantern Month with a case study in PTSD, Jessica Cruz! Lock yourself in your apartment and listen now!  Issue 167 - Jessica Cruz Intro Thanks to everyone who joined us for the watch party Background (1:56) Jessica Cruz created by Geoff Johns, Ivan Reis, Doug Mahnke, and Ethan Van Sciver in Justice League #30 (July 2014) Jessica was on a camping trip with her friends when they witnessed mobsters burying a body - the mobsters killed her friends to prevent witnesses, but Jessica escaped When she returned, she suffered from anxiety attacks and agoraphobia, and locked herself in her apartment for four years When the Crime Syndicate of Earth-3 came to the planet and Power Ring was killed, his ring found Jessica and bonded to her because of her fear - the ring took over and led to her attacking the Justice League & Doom Patrol With the help of Batman & Hal Jordan, she learned to use the ring and control it, instead of letting it control her During the Darkseid War, his daughter Grail summoned the Black Racer to kill the Flash, she managed to overtake the ring's control long enough to jump in front and attack the Black Racer - it killed the entity in the ring, and left Jessica presumably dead, until a Green Lantern ring approached her and turned her into the newest Earth Lantern Hal partners her with Simon Baz, the other new Earth Lantern, and right after they start working together, they have to take on Atrocitus and the Red Lantern Corps, who are constructing a Hell Tower on Earth - they destroy the tower, but the Rage Seed was still implanted in the Earth She joins the Justice League, and helps them take on Doctor Manhattan (unsuccessfully) Gets stranded on an outpost alone in space for a year, and managed to fight off Sinestro Corps members when they came to the station in search of supplies - she earns a yellow ring after this, and joins the Sinestro Corps as the Lantern of 2814 Issues - Theme is “You got this… but what if you don't?” (6:48) PTSD - Agoraphobia PTSD - Anxiety (13:05) PTSD - Imposter syndrome (20:41) Break (31:31) Plugs for SNEScapades, Last Sons of Krypton, and Jeremy Whitley Treatment (33:25) In-universe & out of universe are the same -  Skit (feat. Lauren from Legends of SHIELD) (39:02) DOC: Hello Jessica, I'm Dr. Issues JESS: *deep breath & exhale* Hello Doctor DOC: What can I do for you? JESS: Well to be honest I'm a little creeped out DOC: Why is that? JESS: This isn't what I expected.  Your office is… unique DOC: I have to admit I've made some recent changes.  I have to keep up with the latest breakthroughs in therapy. JESS: It looks like you may have gone backwards instead. DOC: What do you mean? JESS: Well, first of all I thought there would be a couch.  Why is there a beanbag? And what is that lavender smell? DOC: I have come to realize that the environment is very important for patients to get better.  That beanbag is warm and comforting and lavender is known to be very soothing.  But I didn't stop there.  I'm sure you've noticed that tall lamp as well. JESS: Yeah, I think that's something that I should really talk to you about. It looks like something I've been… Researching. DOC: it's part of my new concierge model.  I want to be able to dedicate myself to my patients more and in a fashion that will allow for the best results while not stressing me out.  But I apologize, I just realize I haven't really focused on why you want my help in the first place. JESS: ‘Cause I've been through some bad stuff, that's why.  And there are some serious times I feel like I can't do this at all.  DOC: Well I can't blame you for feeling that way. That's pretty common.  What does that do to you emotionally? JESS: It makes me wanna jump out of my skin sometimes.  I become a nervous wreck.  DOC: Anxiety.  Got it.  But I notice with what you have, clearly you have been managing very well for yourself. JESS: What, the ring?  That's part of the problem. Everybody thinks I have it all put together.  *Scoffs* It makes me feel like an impostor.  DOC: What's that saying, “dress for the job you want?” JESS: You're one to talk.  *Sarcasm* You don't really dress like a DOCTOR DOC: You know, I used to dress up in a full suit, but then I became more comfortable with who I am so I dress the way I want. JESS: Is that why you went with this color scheme for the office?  To match your personal preference? DOC: If you must know, I actually picked this as a compromise.  My favorite color is blue, and my daughter enjoys purple, so somewhere in between seems fitting. *pause* Why are you so fascinated with the random intricacies of my decor?  I'm supposed to get to know your situation, not the other way around. JESS: *sigh* Is it really that obvious? DOC: You have been fidgeting for quite a while, you constantly look over your shoulder, and so far all you've done is critique me to the point that if I weren't so chill about all of this I'd be insulted. JESS: Like I said I've been through a lot in my life. It pays to be safe. DOC: I don't expect you to go into details, but if you could at least identify what type of trauma you've had it would be helpful. JESS: My face, rather my EYE, gives it away.  You're not stupid. DOC: That definitely looks like a source of pain and I'm sorry.  But there's more to it than that. You seem distracted.  Is there anything else? JESS: You're definitely perceptive, I'll give you that. *grunts* I can't do this, ok? *angry* I CAN'T DO THIS DOC: Whoa! I didn't mean to get you that upset JESS: Well you did…  Not you really…but…what you're doing DOC: I'm doing my job JESS: No you're doing someone else's job, and that's what I'm trying to figure out…this could have been simple…*changes to authoritative tone* this is official green lantern corp business.  This office has been on our radar for months.  We know who comes in and out of here but lately, something has changed. *sound effect for powering up* Please provide us with the appropriate information, or I may have to use force. DOC: Well at least you're nicer than the joint commission. *sigh*OK here goes.  I've made a deal with a private equity firm… Of sorts.  It's not a complete buyout so I still have significant control.  Heck, they didn't even want money.  They just wanted my office to be able to accommodate certain situations, along with my professional expertise. JESS: Is that how you brainwashed Guy Gardner into thinking you're the best psychiatrist ever? DOC: What?  No, I JESS: * interrupting* and is that how you survived ATROCITUS without being obliterated? DOC: He just left on his own! I thought I was going to die! JESS: *phone rings* This call is important.  Don't…move… DOC: *surprisingly calm* wouldn't dream of it JESS: Hello…what? That was never supposed to happen in our lifetime…I'm not… you can't …someone else …ANYBODY else…you're asking for failure! No! * hangs up* We have to leave now! *panicked* NOW! DOC: * phone rings* apparently it's my turn JESS: I don't care…it's not that important DOC: You don't know that *answers* hello this is Dr. Issues…  I didn't realize it was you.  Yes I do think that's relevant to what's going on right now.  I guess it fits in with being audited.  Okay I'll put in the orders JESS: We don't have time for this, we have to leave.  There's a creature that can destroy us all coming here right now and he is not about making friends.  It's another lantern…  The only orange one!  DOC: *interrupting* Nope actually we have to stay. More importantly, when I tell you, you have to open that door. JESS: The closet?  You're gonna have us hide in the closet? This is ridiculous. DOC: We're not going in. He is. JESS: You're not trapping the greediest being in the universe in the closet! DOC: * deep sigh* Please understand that I am terrified right now and the only reason I'm keeping calm is that this is what happens to me when I know there are things that must be done.  So for the sake of your life, mine, and everyone that we care about, just open the door when I say so. I'm begging you. JESS: And when this doesn't work…? DOC: Then I know I will have done everything I could and I know a hero such as yourself will fight to her last breath…  But I hope it doesn't come to that. JESS: Every day is a fight.  Every moment.  The choice to get out of bed.  To eat. To smile.  Everyone takes that for granted.  And you really think I could fight that…  whatever it is when it gets here? DOC: Thank you for fighting, and winning all of those so far.  So much anxiety is about “what if,“ and you have to keep proving yourself.  The good news is there will come a day where you don't have to ask that question anymore.  Maybe today's the day. ***chant of MINE IS MINE AND MINE AND MINE AND MINE AND MINE AND MINE *** DOC: NOW! ***scream of NOOOOOOOT YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURS*** *** door opens then slams shut *** JESS: What was in- DOC: *answers phone again* Yes I was already putting them in…  I think the HalJordanol should work if it's administered as an inhalant.  I'll admit I don't know what the normal vital signs should be…  Not aware of any next of kin listed.  Estimated length of stay 5 to 7 days or epochs, whatever term is appropriate. *hangs up* JESS: What did you do? DOC: It will all make sense if you open the door again. JESS: Are you insane? We can't let him-  *stops abruptly* He's not in there, is he? DOC: See for yourself JESS: *opens door* It's empty…  And it looks like a hospital room? DOC: Crisis area.  I'm not a contractor but I'm guessing there is some inter-dimensional stuff at play. JESS: Then where is he now? DOC: To be honest I don't know how to describe it, but if a hospital is the best analog, let's just say he's being held for observation with a plan to return to his residence. JESS: There is no way the Guardians authorized this DOC: I'm no expert in those types of discussions.  All I know is, I have someone who can give a proper report of a system like this working for the first time. JESS: You'll need some official documentation DOC: Right now the best I can do is my card JESS: I can't read it…  It's like it's in some sort of alien language. DOC: Yeah I actually can't read it either but for some reason I can understand it.  They messed up my name though. It says “Dr. Ishigo.” They also said that this is only for Lantern situations. JESS: I don't think that's a mistake.  DOC: Nok. Ending (50:13) Recommended reading: Green Lanterns Next episodes: Ted Anderson interview, Animal sidekicks, Kang the Conqueror Plugs for social Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook TikTok  Patreon TeePublic Discord

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

THIS EPISODE SEETHES WITH RAGE AS WE DISCUSS ATROCITUS! FEEL THE ANGER THROUGH YOUR SPEAKERS AND INTO YOUR HEART Intro Green Lantern watch party THIS SATURDAY NIGHT 8:30 PM Eastern Background (2:35) Atrocitus created by Geoff Johns and Ethan Van Sciver in Green Lantern #25 (Dec 2007) The Manhunters were created by the Guardians of the Universe to protect the universe, but they went rogue and obliterated all life in Sector 666 - Atros was one of only five survivors in the entire sector He renamed himself Atrocitus, and he and the other four survivors called themselves the Five Inversions - they performed a ritual and discovered the prophecy of the Blackest Night, which foretold the destruction of the universe at the hands of the Guardians - after attempting to defeat the Guardians, he and the Inversions were imprisoned on Ysmault Abin Sur traveled there and began questioning Atrocitus about the prophecy - he freed Atrocitus from his prison to help guide Abin to Earth, but Atrocitus broke free and attacked Abin, retconning why Abin Sur's ship crashed to Earth He then created a divining rod that led him to William Hand, aka Black Hand, but before he could kill Hand, Sinestro & Hal Jordan intervened - Hand escaped with the rod (also a retcon), and Atrocitus was returned to his prison on Ysmault While in prison, his rage helped him create the red power battery, which he used to murder his fellow Inversions, creating rings and a central battery - he used these rings and batteries to create the Red Lantern Corps, who would assault Sinestro and anyone responsible for the destruction of Sector 666 During Blackest Night, the other corps leaders bring him to his home planet, and he has a moment of grief for the loss of his family - he temporarily allies with the other spectrum corps  Made a deal with Guy and Ganthet that once Krona was defeated, Atrocitus would take possession to enact justice - although Krona was killed, Ganthet gave Atrocitus the corpse to do what he wanted with it Loses his ring to Guy Gardner, who joins the Red Lanterns as an undercover mole for Hal Jordan DC Rebirth - creates a Hell Tower on Earth to plant the Rage Seed that will birth a new Rage Entity - the tower is destroyed by Simon Baz & Jessica Cruz, but Dex-Starr managed to deliver the seed before the tower was destroyed Issues - Theme is the pain & rage cycle (9:36) Ruby - why would a psychologist go straight to rage? Ruby - Rage in dealing with loss (16:04) Really the only Red Lantern capable of thought - how does that affect his rage, and does it mean it's capable of being tamed? (23:11) Break (29:53) Plugs for Geek Peak, Bedknobs & Broomflicks, and Jordan Blum Treatment (31:11) In-universe - Attempt hemodialysis on Atrocitus Out of universe - Minus the powers, he's a very angry man raging at the world because of his loss (33:15) Skit (39:19) Hello Atros, I'm Dr - ATROCITUS AND YOU ARE NO DOCTOR *Gulp* Hello Atrocitus, I'm Dr - I SAID YOU ARE NO DOCTOR TO ME. I do not recognize your title, only the title of MASTER OF RAGE HOLDS ANY MEANING TO THOSE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO the power it provides. *pause* Um…I mean, I can't lie, man. I'm here as an…um…professional…to -YOU ARE WASTING TIME, Doctor Issues.  *Rapid* I'm here to make sure you don't destroy all of existence because you are so powerful and mad and I don't want to offend you but I need to do my job so please just let me…Atrocitus…sir -I HATE WHINERS. WHINING is the provenance of those too incompetent to comprehend the veracity of the world and TOO WEAK TO COMPEL THE CHANGE REQUIRED to bring JUSTICE to those who would cause DESTRUCTION AND PAIN TO THE INNOCENT. *exasperated* OH COME ON! I'm doing my best here. Just tell me why you're so angry. -*seething* EEEEEEEVVVVVVVERRRRRYTHIIIIIIIING IS WRONG! Okay, but - DO NOT QUESTION ME, Doctor Issues. I HAVE SEEN THINGS your mere mortal brain IS INCAPABLE OF MAKING SENSE OF I want to make it right -YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO DO ANYTHING, Doctor Issues.  Ouch, dude. I'm not against you -THEN WHO SENT YOU?  The…um…if I tell you, you'll be…cross…er…like, more than now…or something -YOU CONSPIRE WITH MY ENEMIES! I have seen this coming, once I allowed my brain to acknowledge the TRUCE BETWEEN MY DESTINY AND REALITY You're projecting, which can get you in troub -DO NOT USE PSYCHOLOGICAL JARGON ON ME, Doctor Issues. But it's proper…oh man, this is much harder than usual…look, the way you come across, I usually try to offer something to help calm down. Can I do that? -WHAT? THERE IS NO CALM HERE. If you create an alliance with those aligned against me, Doctor Issues, THEN YOUR BLOOD WILL STAIN THE COSMOS FOR ETERNITY! I WILL SEND YOUR CORPSE TO A FAR AWAY STAR SYSTEM, and when they come to search for you, Doctor Issues, I will ASSAULT THE SHIP, rip open the cockpit doors, and DESTROY THE PILOTS WHO MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE. Some people…not necessarily you, but SOME OTHER people…might consider that a bit…paranoid? -I'M NOT PARANOID! I KNOW THAT OTHERS ARE AFTER ME BECAUSE I'VE GONE AFTER THEM FIRST. That doesn't sound healthy either. Your blood pressure must be through the roof. -MY DIASTOLIC GOES TO INFINITYYYYYYY But that's the lower numb…that's not poss…you're just…what? -DO NOT DOUBT THE POWER OF THE RED LANTERNS. WE HAVE FORSEEN THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR GALAXY AND IT TURNS CRIMSON WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR DESCENDANTS. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU THIS TIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEE I…are you even listening to yourself? -MY EARS ARE OPEN AND MY EYES ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD. I hear the voices of THOSE WARRIORS who seek a connection with the ULTIMATE POWER.  Alright, I will stop you right there. You may kill me for this but you are NOT MAKING SENSE. -*pause, surprising calm but still intense* This world, and everything you know about it is not ready for the final meeting of powers you can't understand. *back to full intensity* ONLY THE RED LANTERNS MAY BREATH THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF COMBAT, AND WASH AWAY THE DISGRACE OF THOSE THAT CAME BEFORE US.  That sounds nightmarish -NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY! I…can't match your intensity, so I won't try. I have to admit, I feel lost in your presence. That's not a good sign. I may have to seek a consult from someone else -THERE IS NO ONE ELSE TO PROVIDE FOR YOUR SALVATION. I WILL GIVE YOU THE DIVINE BLESSING OF THE BLOOD PROPHECY *vomit sound* Ew…you puked on me?! Is this blood? YOU PUKED BLOOD ON ME? *psychedelic/ambient music* I…do you see it too? What is this? You're…you're a tortured soul. You've been through so much. I'm sorry. I wish you had known help is out there…it's always there. -THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISINTEGRATED INTO THE MADNESS OF ATROCITUS. IF YOU HAVE SURVIVED…*quieter* then your journey is not at an end…your mind will travel, to parts unknown. My vision fades…THERE ARE OTHERS…YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM…BUT THEY ARE…OF YOU…*surprisingly quiet* and they make me…tame. I'm understanding more now, but still confused, and you're still here -NO, THIS IS NOT MY DOING. MY COMPLACENCY WILL ONLY LEAD TO THE DESTRUC OF MORE WORLDS IF I DO NOT GATHER MY ARMY, AND RECONSTITUTE MY RAGE. THIS OFFICE IS A CAGE, AND I WILL NOT LET YOUR WEAPON CONTINUE TO WEAKEN ME.  I don't have any weapons! -YOUR HEART…IT BEATS WITH THE FORBIDDEN LIGHT. YOU SAY NOTHING…*quiet, twinge of fear* but your presence speaks evvvvverything. Um…thanks? -YOU WILL NOT HOLD MEEEEEEEEE *RUNNING, CRASH THROUGH DOOR* *pause* Seriously What the hell was that?!!! I should be dead five times over…and he looked like he was scared of me? I've had a calming effect before, but this is ridiculous! *phone rings* Hello? Yeah, sorry! I forgot about this call! Thank you so much, I just had the most unique patient…well, I can't divulge who, but…how did you know that? Yeah, and the one before? You can help? Ok, we'll talk about equity tomorrow. If you can assist with these lanterns, I'd be so appreciative. And put a contingency in for door accommodations. Ok. Bye. Ending (49:42) Recommended reading: Red Lanterns Next episodes: Jessica Cruz, Ted Anderson interview, Animal sidekicks Plugs for social References: The Noid - Anthony (54:30) Music by ShidenBeatsMusic from Pixabay Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook TikTok  Patreon TeePublic Discord

#THATSWHATUP Show! ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL w#Trista4SenateGov&Prez! #comedy #music #politics
Roman empire documentary! Monty Python Wolf's nipple chips skit LOL & #Democracynow show!

#THATSWHATUP Show! ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL w#Trista4SenateGov&Prez! #comedy #music #politics

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 92:35


Everybody pls keep in mind!!! NONE, I repeat NONE of the Republican traitors who orchestrated the Jan6th insurrection should be on floor of OUR Congress r.n.!!! Y'all are too fn COMPLACENT; & COWED

Second Citizens
Dave Razowsky

Second Citizens

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 76:02


For our Season Two finale, Second City "Jack of all trades" Dave Razowsky talks with us about......nearly everything you can regarding The Second City. And with good reason, considering that Dave performed on the Northwest Stage as well as the ETC and Main Stage in Chicago AND he directed shows in Chicago AND was the first Artistic Director of the Second City Los Angeles! (RIP). I've even left out a bunch of stuff so you'll have to listen to find out!-And talk about timing! Mr. Razowsy has just written a book on improv!!! pre-order it at bio.site/DavidRazowskyAnd thanks to all of our season 2 listeners! If you haven't rated and reviewed us, could you please? The more 5 star ratings and snarky reviews we get, the quicker we will be back for season 3! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondcitizenspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/SecondCitizens_

Magnus och Peppes podcast
2022 var inte ett skitår

Magnus och Peppes podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 49:05


I veckans avsnitt pratar vi om vår semester i Mexiko! Och var år 2022 verkligen ett skitår? Mer om AI och ChatGPT. Peppe berättar också om grymma Friday Lab. En lyssnare säger sitt om förra veckans avsnitt och Magnus bjuder på gratis biohacks. Introlåt: Bad Bunny - Tití Me Preguntó Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Second Citizens
Rebecca Allen

Second Citizens

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 56:06


Rebecca Allen is part of a mounting pile of evidence that suggests the best thing to do at the Second City is to get sent away early on and brought back shortly afterwards which I would think gives one a sense of satisfaction (of course our host has a way of finding that sense often).  She describes her up and down and up and wha? journey at the Second City, as well as correcting any errors in Joe's version of their second city touring company audition, from which they were both hired. She also mentions touring the world on a Second City cruise ship and what happened when she got back on dry land. Also other topics!!!We're wrapping up season 2 and hoping the promise of season 3 makes you rate and review us at your soonest convenience, And Happy New Year! if you are into that. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondcitizenspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/SecondCitizens_

Rap Rankings
S11E08 - Big Pun, Capital Punishment [Pt. 2]

Rap Rankings

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 249:31


Pt. 1: https://raprankings.captivate.fm/episode/s11e08-big-pun-capital-punishment-pt-1 ---------------- Track 7: "The Dream Shatterer" (0:00) -- Track 8: "Punish Me" (11:31) -- Track 9: "Pakinamac Pt. 1 (Skit)" (20:07) -- Track 10: "You Ain't A Killer" (26:03) -- Track 11: "Pakinamac Pt. II (Skit)" (33:27) -- Track 12: "Caribbean Connection" (43:43) -- Track 13: "Glamour Life" (53:10) -- Track 14: "Capital Punishment" (1:08:15) -- Track 15: "Uncensored (Skit)" (1:18:07) -- Track 16: "I'm Not A Player" (1:20:22) -- Track 17: "Twinz" (1:28:09) -- Track 18: "The Rain & The Sun" (1:47:14) -- Track 19: "Boomerang" (1:54:19) -- Track 20: "You Came Up" (2:11:10) -- Track 21: "Tres Leches (Triboro Trilogy)" [w/ @Official_HEC] (2:21:15) -- Track 22: "Charlie Rock Shout (Skit)" (3:52:06) -- Track 23: "Fast Money" (3:53:17) -- Track 24: "Parental Discretion" (3:57:05) -- Ranking Capital Punishment (4:02:50) -- Outro (4:05:24)

Mark Narrations - The Wafflecast Reddit Stories
SIL Wants Her Daughter To Perform A Skit At Our Wedding That Will Embarrass Us r/Relationships

Mark Narrations - The Wafflecast Reddit Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 26:18


Relationship Reddit Stories, OP is having a young family member sing at her wedding but when sister-in-law finds out she wants her daughter to also perform her comedy skit.

Ekonomiekot Extra
Skitår eller vändning – så blir din ekonomi 2023

Ekonomiekot Extra

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 26:37


Vi går in i 2023 med skyhöga prisökningar, stigande räntor och prognoser om försämrad ekonomi. Men det finns ljusglimtar för din privatekonomi och kanske blir det bara några kvartal som vi måste härda ut. Programledare: Claes Aronsson Röster och medverkande i programmet Kristian Åström, ekonomikommentator, Ekot Annika Creutzer, privatekonom Emma Persson, privatekonom, Länsförsäkringar Shoka Åhrman, sparekonom, SPP Alejandro Egüez, energianalytiker, Energimarknadsinspektionen Producent: Olof WijnbladhTekniker: Alma Segeholm ekonomiekotextra@sverigesradio.s

Nordegren & Epstein i P1
Hur ska vi hantera all skit som hänt under 2022?

Nordegren & Epstein i P1

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 42:17


Nyordslistan speglar ett år av kris och krig, hur ska man hantera ångesten? Och om man bestämt sig för att börja träna, hur gör man för att orka fortsätta? Detta och mycket annat i dagens program. Idag landade listan med årets nyord, språkrådet och språktidningens sammanställning av ord som speglar det gångna året. Med på listan finns ord som putinpriser, permakris och energikrig. Nyorden för 2022 är alltså en eländeslista över allt som gjort det här året till ett riktigt skitår. Vi har bjudit in psykologen Per Naroskin för att reda ut hur vi bäst hanterar ångesten.Med honom ska vi också prata lite mer om det här med listor varför är vi så besatta av att skriva och ta del av listor över allt mellan himmel och jord? Han kommer till studion tillsammans med Sissela Kyle, som är en riktig expert på att göra listor.Såhär vid årsskiftet är det ju också snart dags för den traditionsenliga ångestvandringen till landets olika gym. Redan nu är det trångt bland maskiner, pilatesbollar och fria vikter. Men hur tränar man på ett hållbart sätt så att träningen blir något som håller i sig även i januari? Om detta pratar vi med författaren och träningsinstruktören Monica Björn.Programledare: Martin Wicklin Bisittare: Hélène Benno Producent: Estrid Holm

SKATCAST
SKATCAST | Episode 051 - The Lilac City Nightmare Band Debut plus SKIT SKATS!!!

SKATCAST

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 39:44


The SKATCAST Network presents:SKATCAST #51 with the Script Keeper Zaq FlanaryToday's Bullshit:[Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 1:08] - "The Sun and the Moon" - A beautiful story of deception and war gets totally ruined by the cast of SKATCAST.[Santa Claus: Crime Fighter | 9:52] - "The Final Chapter" - The end of Christmas means Santa gets to go back to killing baddies, but Batman has a different idea in mind.[Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 18:11] - "The Cat, The Dog and The Coyote" - It's hard to figure out the morals of this story, but it has talking animals![Lilac City Nightmare Band (NEW SKIT-SKAT) | 24:54] - "The Writing of 'Killing Satan's Blood" - This week we debut the LCNB, a show about a local hard rock/metal band that wears masks and writes awful lyrics. The song they are working on today is called "Killing Satan's Blood".[Liam the Monster Hunter | 29:14] - "Love Birds" - It's a Liam the Monster Hunter Wedding! Make sure and wear your fanciest attire![Lilac City Nightmare Band (NEW SKIT-SKAT) | 34:17] - "The Writing of 'Blood Sausage War of Grandma'" - The second episode of the LCNB has an even dumber song about an arguably very non-metal subject.Have an AWESOME Tuesday SKAT-SAQs!!!Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/mVFf2brAaFFor all show related questions: info@skatcast.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Urban Binge Radio
Aries Spears & Tiffany Haddish Child Skit | Through The Eyes Of A Pedo | Tiffany Haddish BlackMailed

The Urban Binge Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 22:23


#TiffanyHaddish #AriesSpears #ThroughTheEyesOfAPedophile #TheUrbanBinge #RiBelTV #FunnyOrDie #madtv #comedy #comedycentral #KerrionFranklin #YoungThug #TashaK #NeNeLeakes #CardiB #RHOA #TheRealHousewivesOfAtlanta #CarlosKing #LoveAndMarriage #LoveAndMarriageHuntsville #OWNnetwork #Oprah #KirkFranklin #BritneyGriner #Russia #JoeBiden #PresidentBiden #PresidentJoeBiden #WillSmith #JadaPinkettSmith #VivicaAFox #MariahCarey #PorshaWilliams #SimonGuobadia #BravoTV #FunkyDineva #NickCannon #WendyWilliamsShow #WendyWilliams #kimzolciak #AndyCohen #PValley #Zeusnetwork #BadBoysClub #BadBoysLA #BadBoysHouston #LemuelPlummer #NatalieNunn #LarryReidLive #DrewSidora #KenyaMoore #SanyaRichardsRoss #CynthiaBailey #Chucalissa #UncleClifford The Urban Binge S6 EP 6 FULL A new lawsuit has drawn attention to a comedy skit that has caused Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears to come under fire. In 2013 and 2014, Haddish reportedly paid Trizah Morris after they agreed to have Morris's two children, a 14-year-old girl and a seven-year-old boy, appear in what were supposed to be funny videos. Instead, the family claims that the girl starred in a skit that included mimicking fellatio with a sandwich and the boy was in a clip that also featured Haddish and Spears, with the former portraying his mother and the latter a pedophile that lusts after the child. The skit with the young boy resurfaced, causing a firestorm of backlash. People called for Haddish and Spears to be "canceled," and amid the ruckus, Haddish returned with a statement where she admitted to deeply regretting "having agreed to act in it." Alumni MadTV Star & Comedian Aries Spears also denies the claims calling the lawsuit a "ShakeDown". Still, the accusers, now adults, claim that they were "groomed" and "molested" by the actors. ● Nene Being Sued By Several People | Nene Opened Her Legs To A Married Man? ● Cardi B New Evidence In Tasha K Case ● Nene & Porsha New Show on OWN | Love & Marriage Atlanta COMING SOON ● Zeus Network Lawsuits & New Content ● Kerrion Franklin Rehabilitation & Healthy New Life +MUCH MORE LiNK iN BiO PLEASE SUBSCRIBE GUYS on YouTube RiBelTV #SUBSCRIBE ON #YOUTUBE @RiBelTV —FOLLOW US Instagram & Twitter & BiGo: @TheUrbanBinge Facebook: @TheeUrbanBinge #TheUrbanBinge #RiBelTV To any claimant seeking distortion, removal or review of owned content is surely mistaken, and should primarily review the original content in comparison to ours. Which, is covered under the fair use Act for use in our creative content. ***For ad inquiry or to promote your music or product on this channel please contact one of the social media pages by message or email us— theurbanbinge@gmail.com Intro song credit: B.Slade - Established & B.Slade - The Map

Death By DVD
Death By DVD's Wild Wild Western Corbucci Christmas Special : The Great Silence

Death By DVD

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 160:25


Those sleigh bells are jingling, they are ring-ting-tingling! It's time for the DEATH BY DVD 2022 Christmas special! Can you feel the death in the air? The weather outside is frightful and there is nothing more delightful than PAIN! We discuss one of the most iconic "spaghetti" westerns, filled with pain, sorrow, suffering AND SNOW! It's perfect for Christmas. Join Harry-Scott & Linus Fitness-Centre for a fun filled holiday special all about Sergio Corbucci's THE GREAT SILENCEsubscribe today for updates on new episodes, merch discounts and more at www.deathbydvd.comHEY, while you're still here.. have you heard...DEATH BY DVD PRESENTS : WHO SHOT HANK? The first of its kind (On this show, at least) an all original narrative audio drama exploring the murder of this shows very host, HANK THE WORLDS GREATEST! Explore WHO SHOT HANK, starting with the MURDER!  A Death By DVD New Year Mystery  WHO SHOT HANK : PART ONE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART TWO  WHO SHOT HANK : PART THREE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART FOUR  WHO SHOT HANK PART 5 : THE BEGINNING OF THE END WHO SHOT HANK PART 6 THE FINALE : EXEUNT OMNES 

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Second Citizens
Inessa Frantowski

Second Citizens

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 64:43


Throughout our rollicking conversation Inessa reminded me of so many of my Second City friends. We explored more of the Toronto Comedy Scene before ping ponging into a number of comedy topics that Inessa tackles with her tremendous energy. It really was a great time and hopefully now that we've had a few Canadians on it will prime the pump so we can bring you more stories from Toronto, which is nice because our host can't pretend like he knows what he's talking about. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondcitizenspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/SecondCitizens_

Dagens story
Äntligen är skitåret 2022 över!

Dagens story

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 22:30


Krig i Ukraina, avrättningar av demonstranter som protesterat för kvinnors frihet i Iran och en skenande inflation är några av händelserna som präglat 2022. I Dagens story summerar några av SvD:s reportrar året som gått - och blickar framåt mot 2023. Med Henrik Torehammar, inrikespolitisk kommentator, Therese Larsson Hultin, utrikesanalytiker, Essy Klingberg, kulturredaktör och Johan Carlström, ekonomireporter.

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

We take on the Titanous daughter of Trigon, RAVEN! How good is Anthony's Tara Strong impression? How do you handle an empath? All this and more in our season finale - listen now! Intro Patrons get an extra episode We'll also do a watch party of the Ryan Reynolds movie Unwittingly this is season finale January is Lantern month Background (5:09) Raven created by Marv Wolfman & George Perez in DC Comics Presents #26 (October 1980) Raven is the daughter of the demon Trigon and a human woman, Angela Roth - Raven was raised in Azarath to control her emotions by monks so she could control her demonic powers, which include astral projection, teleportation, and emotional manipulation When she learned Trigon was planning to invade Earth, she first approached the Justice League for assistance, but when they refused, she reformed the Titans as the New Teen Titans to battle Trigon, who they imprisoned in an alternate dimension When Trigon inevitably escaped, he corrupted Raven and took her over - the Titans killed her, allowing the souls of Azarath to possess her body and kill Trigon, after which she was resurrected, free of his control Became Dark Raven after she was possessed by her evil conscience, and implanted her good soul in Starfire (although she said she implanted a seed of Trigon) - the evil Raven then attempted to destroy Starfire, but was defeated by the Titans, and her good soul was placed in a new body She later enrolled in a high school under the name Rachel Roth, and dated Beast Boy for a while She broke up with Beast Boy and left the team, although the two were unrelated Discovered three half-brothers, children Trigon had with other mothers, who tried to use her to access their father's realm - Raven used her powers to make her brothers so greedy they stole Trigon's power New 52 - her origin is practically similar, but initially she was operating as a double agent for Trigon under his control During a battle with the Crime Syndicate, Raven was sent several thousand years into the past, where she used her powers to teleport herself and the Titans forward to the future, before returning to the present - all the chronal manipulation severed Trigon's connection to her She and several other heroes were kidnapped by Damian Wayne, who was putting a team together to battle Ra's al Ghul She and the other Titans create a school to train new students Issues - Her heart is not her own (9:15) Emotional repression Seemingly cannot escape her father's manipulation & control Empath power leaves her vulnerable to emotions of those around her Break (36:39) Plugs for Scotch N Sports, Popcorn Psychology, and Meredith Finch Treatment (37:50) In-universe -  Out of universe -  Skit (47:44) Hello Raven, I'm Dr. Issues. -Hello. *longest pause that almost makes listener think there's something wrong with the episode* Umm, what can I do for you? -Well, we can talk about…stuff. I guess. Ooooooookay, such as… -I don't know. *another awkward pause, but not as long as the first* Feel free to talk about whatever you want. I'm not used to digging this hard to start a conversation when the person booked the first session themselves. -I got a recommendation. I'm flattered *pause* Is there something holding you back? -*sigh* I was trying to avoid using this *Azarath Metrion Zinthos* Aaaah, that's better. You should be easier to talk to now.  What did you do? -I had to find a way to let a part of myself out. But I needed a willing vessel. You work just fine. I'm a good listener, not an empty vessel. -I didn't say “empty,” just willing. You're an empath. I can tell. Then what is it that I'm supposed to carry? -Oh I don't know…the weight of soul crushing guilt that you can never do anything to make your problems go away, or stop those that created you from ruining your life, or trying to find someone that takes you seriously for more than a fling, or…grrr…even when I throw it away I can still feel it eating at me.  I can tell *sound of actual biting* ow! What the hell? What bit me? -I'm not using metaphors. You…you put your emotions into me? They physically…I don't know how to describe this. -I wouldn't try to put words to it. They hate that. It's too close to an amateur trying to learn a new spell on the fly. Then why do this at all? -Respite, mostly. I have a tough burden. 99.9% of the time, I keep myself reigned in. But that 0.1%...oh, when that gets out, lets loose…let's just say NOBODY has ever liked the consequences.  Well, I'm certainly not liking them myself! What do you do to mature them? -*pause* There's no maturation process. You have to neutralize them. And that's what you've been doing your whole life. -Yes. Well, when I'm in control, that's what I do. What happens specifically when you're not in control? -I can't answer that. Can't, or won't -Can't because my memories become warped and it's usually due to someone else taking control. One time it's a part of myself. Another time, it's someone else. All I know is, when it gets to that point, pain and suffering follows. Then I have to do damage control and all I want to do is be left alone. Does that make sense? I have to say yes…mainly because as I THINK you make sense, I now FEEL like you make seeeenOHGOD *thump sound as Doc drops on the floor* spoke too soon. Something you said…or I said…you don't like. -*legitimately worried* That's not good. When you reach a certain threshold, the part of myself I gave to you should automatically come back to me. *magical sound effect, alduron en lenthranall* it's stuck. How is that possible? Remember how you said willing vessel? Well…I think the best I can explain it is, I take my work home with me sometimes. -You can't hold onto other people's emotions! That's ridiculous!  *angry* Well it's not so literal 99.9% of the time! -*sigh* Ugh, FINE! *alduron en lenthranall, alduron en lenthranall* *now in a true panic* WHY ARE YOU STILL HOLDING ON? *grunting* I need to ask a few more questions -Are you joking right now? Surprisingly no. Tell me, what was so wrong with my answer before? -I didn't believe you. So you don't trust me? -I just met you. And yet you made me carry a burden that has weighed on you since you were born? There's a huge contradiction. -I was…I was trying something different. Dark arts, meditation, isolation, fighting…that only gets me so far. I can't lean on teammates without some serious backlash. Even the ones I love…loved…still love? Anyway, the point is, I know the definition of insanity, and I'm tired of doing the same thing over and over again. But I didn't expect THIS. You care too much, even though I'm a stranger…and it scares me. Thank you. *sound of air rushing by* whoa! That was exhilarating! What did you do now? -Nothing…wait…it's back…to me…it came back? WILLINGLY came back? But not the same. I'M not the same. Or part of me…I don't really understand myself. Is this you? No, you're you. That's a relief. -I'll need to explore this with other parts of myself. This is probably temporary…whatever it is…but You must be worth it if I didn't even have to tell you about that time my father got inside me Hewhatnow? -*rapid* Nothing gotta go and don't worry about nightmares they go away quickly  Wait just a -*interrupting, with magic sound effect* here's a token to ward off any demons, take one and call me in the morning But I'm the -*interrupting again* And for your own safety please talk to someone so you don't burn yourself out. *door slams* Did she really say something about her dad…*shudder*  Ending (53:57) Recommended reading: New Teen Titans (Wolfman/Perez run) Next episodes: January is Lantern month Plugs for social References:   Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook TikTok  Patreon TeePublic Discord

Jay's Analysis
100k Subs Party Chill & Chat Stream Freestyle Rap & Recap of last 10 Years! -Jay Dyer

Jay's Analysis

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 180:46


We made it! 100k and rolling! This evening we will chill and chat and play some classic clips, recap the last 10 years and cover recent vindications and declassifications about JFK! This is not the 100k RIFF on ROTOR stream and we will be having OTHER 100k party streams with Qai and other old school guests and longtime friends!

Death By DVD
Friedkin Crazy : Death By DVD does the work of William Friedkin - To Live And Die In LA & Sorcerer

Death By DVD

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 177:36


This episode marks the beginning of a new multi-part series on Death By DVD! William Friedkin is an American artist, a writer and director of motion pictures. Though known to most audiences best as the director of The Exorcist, the work of William Friedkin delves deep into the farthest stretches of the mind and soul. Join us as we begin a introspective series examining the work of William Friedkin, beginning with what we boldly suggest are his best films, TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA & SORCERER. Will we feel the same by the end of this? The only way to know for sure is by listening now! subscribe today for updates on new episodes, merch discounts and more at www.deathbydvd.comJAMES ELLIS a.k.a WEEPING TUDOR, joining DEATH BY DVD SOON! Until then, why not check out their youtube? You know you want to! TAP HERE FOR WEEPING TUDORHEY, while you're still here.. have you heard...DEATH BY DVD PRESENTS : WHO SHOT HANK? The first of its kind (On this show, at least) an all original narrative audio drama exploring the murder of this shows very host, HANK THE WORLDS GREATEST! Explore WHO SHOT HANK, starting with the MURDER!  A Death By DVD New Year Mystery  WHO SHOT HANK : PART ONE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART TWO  WHO SHOT HANK : PART THREE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART FOUR  WHO SHOT HANK PART 5 : THE BEGINNING OF THE END WHO SHOT HANK PART 6 THE FINALE : EXEUNT OMNES 

Second Citizens
Jason Derosse

Second Citizens

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 58:52


We welcome our first Canadian Second citizen of the 21st century with Jason Derosse, who reminds Joe of their improbable first meeting on the Toronto Main Stage and also gives us a great account of what the comedy scene in Toronto was in the 2010's. Later on Joe gets envious about the respect improvisers are paid up north and makes a big deal about remembering the name of a comedy producer in Toronto. Did you remember to rate and review us? (I'm assuming you are a subscriber at this point)Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondcitizenspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/SecondCitizens_

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Things get cosmic as we discuss GLADIATOR! Doc has no shortage of confidence when it comes to dealing with this Strontian - are you not entertained? Intro Extra Life reminder Background (3:50) Gladiator of the Imperial Guard created by Chris Claremont and Dave Cockrum in The X-Men #107 (Oct 1977) Introduced as a member of the Imperial Guard of the Shi'ar Empire, serving under Emperor D'Ken, brother of the exiled Lilandra Kallark is a Strontian, and the race is incredibly strong, but only when devoted to a principle - Kallark and other Strontians were vying for a spot in the guard, when they were ordered to return to Strontia and kill their elders - only Kallark obeyed without question, learning that it was a test of loyalty set up by the elders to protect the homeworld He encountered several heroes along his journey, as he continued to serve whoever was in charge of the Shi'ar Empire - D'Ken, Lilandra, Deathbird, and Vulcan Kallark defends the Empire against Vulcan and his assault, but when Vulcan leads a coup and takes over, Kallark is honor-bound to serve, although he has fleeting thoughts of doubt On Vulcan's orders, Kallark and the guard attack the wedding of Crystal and Ronan, intended to unite the Kree and Inhumans, though he sides with Lilandra to prevent her execution, he is unable to prevent a later assassination He accepts the position of Emperor of the Shi'ar to prevent further bloodshed and war, but appoints two advisors to help him handle most of the logistics of running the empire Joins the Annihilators to give himself an outlet for fighting, but refuses a leadership role Joins the Galactic Council, where he decides that Earth must be destroyed to save the universe from incursions, but when it was restored, no memory remained of the destruction Put a time-displaced Jean Grey on trial for her “future” crimes as Phoenix After Xandra is discovered, Kallark hands over the throne of the Shi'ar empire to her and returns to his role as head of the Guard Issues - More than you think you know (11:10) The waxing and waning of his self-esteem and focus. It's a function of the Strontian species that their physical abilities are all directly tied to their confidence level and their belief in themselves and their purpose. When Gladiator believes he can do so, he is powerful enough to knock planets out of their orbit, burn Galactus with his heat vision, and is said to have once ripped a black hole in half. Which I really hope was just an idle boast, because there's just...so many things wrong with that sentence. When he doubts himself, he becomes weak enough to get smacked around by Cannonball. A slavish devotion to his sense of duty. Gladiator takes his oath of loyalty to the Shi'ar throne and his position as Praetor of the Imperial Guard VERY seriously. He begins his career of imperial service when the Emperor orders him and the rest of the cadets being evaluated with him to kill the Council of Elders of his home planet as a test of loyalty. Most of the rest of the cadets refuse the order and rebel. Gladiator obeys it without question. He's had to serve a string of emperors and empresses who were objectively very bad people, from T'Korr to D'Ken to Deathbird to Vulcan. He hates the things he's ordered to do most of the time, but is a loyal servant of the throne through and through, purposefully keeping his focus single-mindedly on his duty in order to keep his powers at their maximum level and best perform his duties. The only time he ever wavers is when he's ordered to execute Lilandra, which is a pretty high bar, all things considered. (18:38) Lack of faith in his ability to lead anything that's not the Guard. When Vulcan and Deathbird are dispatched after War of Kings, Gladiator really doesn't want to take charge of what's left of the empire, and would rather anyone else be leader besides him. When he's with the Annihilators, he has no interest in any kind of a leadership role despite arguably being the team's most powerful member. When Professor X and Lilandra both die and someone has the bright idea to hatch a child from an egg made out of their combined genetic material, Gladiator's first response is, oh, thank God you're here! YOU'RE the empress now! This is probably tied into the confidence-based nature of his powers, but even with all of his experience serving at the highest echelons of an interstellar empire that boasts over one million member states, he really seems allergic to the idea of being in charge of anything that's not in his comfort zone of the Praetorian Guard. (25:46) Break (34:32) Plugs for ODPH, Freudian Sips, and Cullen Bunn Treatment (36:07) In-universe - Get him out of his element Out of universe - Compare to high-level athlete with the yips (39:14) Skit (48:31) Hello Kallark, I'm Dr. Issues. -Thank you for taking the time to see me, doctor.  So, what can I do for you? -Forgive me my manners, but, we should at least shake hands before discussing more…personal items. Ok, sure -*yell*Ow! You have quite the grip for a human. Said…no one ever. Are you ok? I wasn't even trying to -*abruptly* I'm fine. Everythings fine. Not everything, but my hand is fine. *whispering to himself* Have I truly fallen so far? What was that? -Nothing. I…I need to see you because I have some questions that only a man of mental science can answer. Mental sci…that's unique. Anyhoo, go ahead. -Even though I am eons old, I pride myself on my…stamina. *hushed tone* do you understand what I'm saying? This is embarrassing. Well, you might need a different specialist, then. Do you have a primary care provider? -The Shi'ar Empire has spared no expense to test me from crown to sole, and yet, they find nothing…but…I haven't given them all of my…details. Go on…*sigh* look, I'm a professional. This is all confidential. If this goes where I think it's going, I may have ways to assist you. Continue -*deep breath* I am a proud member of the Imperial Guard. The proudest…member…if you will. I train my body constantly to serve in as many capacities as I can. And yet, I must admit…I may have cheated…oh the shame! I'm not casting judgment. You cheated with whom? -No, no, I do not blame anyone besides myself, by my own hand. Well, your hands may desensitize you if you aren't using variation in technique. -You do sound like you know about this topic quite well, and without hesitation. Alright then! I'll admit, I've resorted to using some natural remedies. Supplements if you will. Oh really? Well, on Earth many of those products do more harm than good. -I have learned the…umm..hard way…that this is true throughout the galaxy. Sure, for a brief time I felt like I could tackle a whole army and have my way with them in any test of…accomplishment. But that feeling faded. Now I feel…weaker than any Strontian has any right to feel. I may look the same, but I can tell I lack…girth. Is this making sense? Yes, and I definitely can help you. There is plenty of literature on my planet that shows some men have this type of adverse reaction to treatments for anxiety or depression. -Really? So they can't get up what they used to? I could lift planets out of their natural orbit, you know. Um…not the visual I would have wanted, but my point is, it's treatable. I don't know what the alien equivalent is, but here, it's called sildenafil. There are some options, and I want to go over the risks and benefits of - *interrupting* I have no fear of risks! Just tell me the benefits, please. Well, as you may have guessed, you'll be able to function in that area again. It increases blood flow, but the typical formulation is only used as needed to avoid staying that way permanently. -What? As needed? But I am always needed. The guard never ceases their duties. How am I supposed to maintain a steady workload if I rely on this temporary aide?  Well first you need to try a low-*interrupting* And what time of day do I take this…sildenafil? On the days you use it…and ONLY on that day, you can take it up to 4 hours before any stimulation, but it's best 30 minutes before -And what about my diet? Don't eat, you need an empty stomach, but you can drink water, it's good to stay hydrated, anyway. -And what if I need to increase my…output. How many of these can I take? Just one a day, but -And will this also affect my breathing if I am too vigorous? Actually, for pulmonary hyperten -And what about if I am injured? If this affects my blood, will I suffer mortal wounds easier?  I wouldn't recommend -Plus I don't…recover…as well as I used to. If I take anything else, will it affect those things as well? I thought you didn't care about side -How long do I take this, if I feel like my…body…is catching up to my…head? Sometimes I get a throbbing STOP! ***breathing heavily*** Look, stop with the innuendo, alright? You're talking about a sensitive topic, but you got through it. It's not easy to penetrate your defenses, but I've kept a stiff upper lip for too long. You're not going deep enough to get to the psychological basis of all of this. I can't last much longer. We need to start talking in plain language, or this whole encounter ends in a meaningless discharge. Do I make myself clear? -*shouts* SIR YES SIR! Good. Now, as I was trying to say before you unloaded all of your emotional content, erectile dysfunction is -*shocked* EXCUSE ME?!!! *pause* Come again? -WHAT are you on about? I've been pouring my soul out about my decline as a defender of the empire, and you want to talk about…sexual matters? What is wrong with you? I…I thought -You are a disgrace to your profession! And to think, I let myself believe that I needed your kind of help. I have tested the limits of EXISTENCE, and you have some sort of perverse motive to corrupt everything I stand for. How dare you! But the…and your cadence…your tone…the embarrass…*sigh* You know what? I'm willing to cut my losses. I apologize for the misunderstanding. I can refer you to another clinician, and we'll wipe the slate clean. Shake on it? -*pause* You drive a hard bargain. *crunching sound* OOOWWWW Where did that come from? -My grip…that's the grip I know that could choke out the Sun…YOU DID IT! I don't know how, but I'm back to…to ME? I can trust my…head…as well as my body…with my hands…I'm so excited I could just explode! Thank you! The Empire thanks you. THE UNIVERSE WILL SHOWER YOU WITH JOY *swooshing sound to indicate flying away* YESSSSSSS!  *sigh* I need a vacation. Ending (55:09) Recommended reading: War of Kings Next episodes: Raven, Aquaman Plugs for social Transcript References: Moira episode - Anthony (6:05) Crystal episode - Anthony (7:08) Transformers Movie - Anthony (8:05) Rogue & Gambit episodes - Anthony (10:10) Dan and Dave 30 for 30 Podcast - Doc (44:45) Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook TikTok  Patreon TeePublic Discord

SKATCAST
SKATCAST | Episode 049 - A Christmas Carol and Skit SKATS! Scrooge!!!

SKATCAST

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 49:51


The SKATCAST Network presents:SKATCAST with the Script Keeper #49! - "A Christmas Carol and SKIT-SKATS"Today's Bullshit:This week we begin our Christmas celebration.[Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 1:17 ] - "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens - The cast of SKATCAST go hard and heavy AF into the tale of Ebeneezer Scrooge, Bob Crachett and all the paranormal shit that goes down.[Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 18:14 ] - "Steve the Reindeer" - Connected to our "C-Squad Universe", Steve is a high achieving reindeer who worked hard for his shot at leading Santa's sleigh. But why is Santa ignoring Steve? And what will that do to Steve? Yeah, we follow Dickens with this...sorry to the Mammas![Santa Claus: Crime Fighter | 26:26 ] - "The Truth About Jack Frost" - Last week Jack Frost knocked on Santa's door. This week he wants to join the gang. What the fuck is up with Jack Frost?[Liam the Monster Hunter - DOUBLE SHORT - | 32:05 ] - "The Assholes, the Temple and the Dragon" - Liam and his band of D-bags have landed in the Outer-Lands, and the quest to find the "Fuck-Off-Rocks" begins. No Christmas in this shit![Book of Shmoggifax - SHORT - | 39:09 ] - "Holidays in Space (Part 1)" - What sort of holidays do Gunner and the crew of the Spade celebrate? Well, space is big, so they can pick from many holidays every day. Unfortunately for Gunner, today is the crew's favorite universal holiday by far. It's a good one too![Sovereign and the Non-Prophets - EXCLUSIVE - | 46:59 ] "Wrong Too Long" - A little music from the upcoming EP, Post Apocalyptic Love Songs III.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/mVFf2brAaFFor all show related questions: info@skatcast.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Just 2 Movies
Filth & 2022 Low Fill Awards - The Greasy Strangler

It's Just 2 Movies

Play Episode Play 24 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 106:00


We spend most of our time on this show digging through the gamut of the landscape of film so you don't have to.  Once a year it's only fitting that we sift through everything we've watched and pay homage to the cream of the crop.  The best of the best and the best of the worst.  Granted that's not enough to make a whole episode, so we're also going to cover two movies.  Filth, it's not great, but it is unusual and I just wanted to a reason to talk about it for ten minutes.  The Greasy Strangler, weird.  Proper weird.  So break out your black tie attire, it's time for another prestigious episode of It's Just 2 Movies!Contact the show via email at:   itsjust2movies@gmail.comFacebook, Tiktok, Twitter, Instagram, Letterboxd and the like  @itsjust2moviesNeed to buy some stuff on Amazon?  Visit our Amazon affiliate link to do your shopping and it helps the show financially!  Wow!  Amazing!*As Amazon associates we earn from qualifying purchases*http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M7SPZUA/ref=nosim?tag=itsjust2mov04-20Want to support the show more directly and chuck in a buck?http://www.buymeacoffee.com/itsjust2moviesDon't use Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any of those other platforms?  The show is always free on our website.   :)http://www.itsjust2movies.com***SPECIAL THANKS TO THESE FOLKS WHO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS DUMB SHOW*** Lamplighter Productions for our artwork.     @lamplighter_productions_il Brad Sexton for our tunes.  Check out SUNDS at:   http://sunds.bandcamp.com/  Godsized & Growing for musical guest appearances.     @godsized_growingMad thanks to Dave, @wheep3d our video editor.  Find our YouTube listed below. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_G0gNvKXIsQtnTf1gkZEGw Support the show

Gospel Rant
Young Malcolm's Lord's Prayer: A Gospel Rant Skit (SOM 48)

Gospel Rant

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2022 19:22


So how are we to pray--really? Have you ever wondered if God is up in Heaven just yawning as you pray to him? In our Gospel Rant skit podcast, young tween Malcolm had learned the Lord's prayer and he was praying the heck out of it, until the monologue became a dialogue. Enjoy. If you want to know more about the "Lord's Prayer" go back to the previous three podcasts in the Sermon on the Mount Series (What Prayer Does GOd Really Want?). It could change your life. Pass it on. We can do this better. For sure.

The John Batchelor Show
#MrMarket: Three Stooges skit with Moe, Shep and Curly as an illustration of monetary policy by the Fed. Jim McTague, former Washington Editor Barron's

The John Batchelor Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 9:32


Photo: No known restrictions on publication. @Batchelorshow #MrMarket: Three Stooges skit with Moe, Shep and Curly as an illustration of monetary policy by the Fed. Jim McTague, former Washington Editor Barron's https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-news-today-12-09-22?mod=hp_lead_pos1

Death By DVD
Previews of coming attractions : The Work Of William Friedkin

Death By DVD

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 7:02


Previews of coming attractions : COMING SOON DEATH BY DVDThe work of WILLIAM FRIEDKIN : A multi part special is coming to DEATH BY DVD this December You may know him best as the director of THE EXORCIST, but William Friedkin is responsible for so much more! Some of the greatest American movies to ever be made. This serves as a teaser for the upcoming freakin awesome Friedkin extravaganza coming this winter to DEATH BY DVDsubscribe today for updates on new episodes, merch discounts and more at www.deathbydvd.comJAMES ELLIS a.k.a WEEPING TUDOR, joining DEATH BY DVD SOON! Until then, why not check out their youtube? You know you want to! TAP HERE FOR WEEPING TUDORHEY, while you're still here.. have you heard...DEATH BY DVD PRESENTS : WHO SHOT HANK? The first of its kind (On this show, at least) an all original narrative audio drama exploring the murder of this shows very host, HANK THE WORLDS GREATEST! Explore WHO SHOT HANK, starting with the MURDER!  A Death By DVD New Year Mystery  WHO SHOT HANK : PART ONE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART TWO  WHO SHOT HANK : PART THREE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART FOUR  WHO SHOT HANK PART 5 : THE BEGINNING OF THE END WHO SHOT HANK PART 6 THE FINALE : EXEUNT OMNES   The Death By DVD SENTINEL remix theme by LINUS FITNESS-CENTRE

KFC Radio
Shane Gillis and John McKeever Explain The 'Gilly and Keeves' Skit They Refuse to Release - Full Ep

KFC Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 107:09


- Barstool has our Christmas party tonight and it's clear that there have been some budget cuts - We explain Who's The Biggest A**hole game - Shane has a Chris Hansen / To Catch a Predator take - Theo Jame was thankfully wearing a fake d*** in White Lotus - Shane got recognized by Miles Teller - Joe Rogan vs Connor Mcgreggor - Behind the scenes of Gilly and Keeves - Shane sang for Kid Rock in Nashville - Video Voicemails - Who's the Biggest A**hole questions +++++++++++++++++++++++ 14:33 - Barstool Company party 17:37 - Who's The Biggest A**hole game 19:39- Chris Hansen take 23:44 - White Lotus 35:56 - Getting recognized by Miles Teller 44:36 - Joe Rogan and Connor Mcgreggor 54:44:25 - Gilly and Keeves 01:07:29 - Singing for Kid Rock 01:17:21 - Video Voicemails 01:13:24 - Barkley dunking on their friend 01:30:54 - Who's the biggest a**hole? +++++++++++++++++++++++ SXM App: Subscribe now and get your first 3 months for free of the Sirius XM App, visit https://barstool.link/SXMKFC to sign up. Offer Details apply Omaha Steaks: Visit https://barstool.link/OmahaSteaksBSS use promo code KFC at checkout to get an EXTRA $30 OFF your order (Minimum order may be required) Curve: Sign up at https://barstool.link/CurveBSS to receive $20 in Curve Cash. Terms and Conditions Apply. Manscaped: Save 20% off + free shipping by going to https://barstool.link/KFCManscaped Rhoback: Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “KFC” for 20% off your first purchase!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Intro Reminder of charity event on 12/18 Background (4:02) Moira MacTaggert created by Chris Claremont & Dave Cockrum in Uncanny X-Men #96 (Dec. 1975) Moira Kinross had been dating Joseph MacTaggert prior to meeting Charles Xavier, but left Joseph to become engaged to Charles Joseph managed to convince Charles to serve in the military in order to be “worthy” of Moira, and while he was gone, he worked his way back to her and forced her to break off the engagement After they were married, Joseph became abusive, and when Moira ran away, he tracked her down, beat her and raped her, leaving her in a coma for a week - the child would later become Proteus Studied genetics and founded a mutant research center on Muir Island, and reconnected with Charles, pushing him to form his school Moira ran a school of her own, training mutants who were outcasts - it was this group of students (including Cyclops' brother Vulcan) that Charles first sent in to rescue his captured team, but the children were all seemingly killed, and Charles wiped everyone's mind out of shame Showed up at Xavier's school claiming to be a “housekeeper” to help Charles keep an eye on the school, and she fell in love with Banshee Kept Proteus confined at Muir Island to protect the world, but he escaped, and she was forced to reveal the truth to the team and Joseph, who was unaware he had a son for 20 years Also helped David Haller cope with his unstable powers before bringing in Charles and helping him with his son Contracted the Legacy Virus, and seemingly died in an attack on Muir Island by Mystique and the Brotherhood House of X/Powers of X revealed a massive retcon - Moira had been a mutant all along, with the power of reincarnation and the ability to recall everything from her previous life - she used this information to attempt to alter history several times, both siding with and trying to fight against mutants An encounter with Mystique and Destiny in her 3rd life reveals that she will only get 10 or 11 lives She is responsible for bringing together Charles and Magneto, along with Apocalypse and several other mutants, to create the nation-state Krakoa as a haven for mutants, although she is operating behind the scenes - her previous death was retconned as that of a Shi'ar golem She, Charles, and Magneto establish resurrection protocols for all mutants on Krakoa, but Moira specifically wants to prevent Destiny or any other precognitive mutants from being resurrected, lest they discover her or her plans - when Mystique manages to have Destiny resurrected anyway, Moira has Emma Frost brought into the fold, only for Emma to reveal Moira's existence to everyone - Destiny & Mystique shoot Moira with Forge's mutant removal gun, turning her back into a baseline human, and exiling her from Krakoa Before she dies, she transfers her mind to an Omega Sentinel Was one of the protagonists of AXE Judgment Day, where she sells out Krakoa and mutants to the Eternals as revenge for kicking her out Issues - Theme is Groundhog Day Gone Wrong (13:28) Mad scientist archetype - experimenting on your own kind Manipulating the future (20:30) Imprisonment of your own son - later revealing his birth was purely for scientific purposes, but that wasn't canon at the time (28:02) Break (36:39) Plugs for Frigay the 13th, Hops Geek News, and Gail Simone Treatment (38:49) In-universe -  Out of universe - (43:34) Skit (50:42) DOC: Hello Dr. MacTaggert, I'm Dr. Issues. MOIRA: Going for the formal helps with the disassociation, I see. DOC: *pause* So, do you prefer Moira, or MOIRA: Don't be dense, Doc. It's beneath you. DOC: I was trying to be witty, but I guess I failed…or you didn't catch it because you're too engrossed in analyzing me. MOIRA: It's a habit. Not a bad one, really. When you've done this as many times as I have, you have to find ways to amuse yourself. DOC: Done what, exactly? MOIRA: All of this. The analysis, the prodding, the experimentation, incarceration, exploitation… *realizes there's a pattern here* isolation, incineration…  DOC: Well- MOIRA: Objectification… deviation…  DOC: Doctor MacTaggert- MOIRA: Oh, discrimination, can't forget that one…  DOC: Can we please move on? MOIRA: *inspired* Infantilization DOC: You've made your point. MOIRA: I wanted to see how long I could keep it up. DOC: Oh believe me, I would listen to you all day if I didn't have other things to do, because it's clear that I don't have a role in your world otherwise. Not my circus, not my monkeys…and NO, that's not a shot at any group of people, if you're going to try and exploit that comment. MOIRA: Oh, no one has a role in my world. Or at least no one has a role they're willing to play properly. That's been the trouble over these lives, if they'd just listen to me we could've had such an easy go of things. But no matter how many times I try, I cannot get people to listen. So don't take it personally doctor, there isn't a being on this planet - human or mutant - that is on my level. DOC: Of course not. You created your own level. Who wants to get on it? Well, that's a different story. You're not matching the incentives of others, so they're disinterested…antagonistic, even. Projective identification. MOIRA: Oh don't come at me with that nonsense. I've tried to match incentives. I've done the work in ways you can't even imagine. I've gone through torturous lifetimes that would make your soul weep. The end is always the same - death and pain for everyone. So I'm trying a new tactic, and I'm going to prevent the pain from even starting. But no, I have to deal with zealots like Erik who fight for the purity of it all, or hopeless optimists like Charles who believe in a harmony that will never exist, or warmongers like Apocalypse who revel in the pain. I created my own level because no one else actually wants to keep people from suffering. I came close… I had a utopia… and they hated me for it. So now I'm done cooperating, I'm done pretending to be nice Moira. I'll give them the world they don't know they want, and they can thank me later. Or not. Either way, they're getting it. DOC: Fatalism. Next? MOIRA: Oversimplification. Next? DOC: It's not my fault if you collapse all of your trauma into a term that any undergraduate could look up in seconds. I think your collective experience yields more wisdom than that. But you already know that, don't you? MOIRA: There are no words in English, Krakoan, or any other form of communication on this planet that could define what I have gone through.  DOC: Then stop using those languages. You get to make your own definitions. You're too smart to get yourself bogged down in existentialism. I get that. But you've cut too much meat off of the bone. That's a flavorless existence. MOIRA: Mixed metaphors,*tsk tsk tsk* you ought to be ashamed of yourself. DOC: Deflection. Good one. MOIRA: And what is your role in all of this? You play along with the “heroes”, deluding yourself into believing you're “helping” make things better, all in service of some greater good that does. Not. Exist. And all the while the world hurtles towards its inevitable extinction. You are… you are so out of your element it defies explanation.  DOC: Ad hominem attack. Nice. Almost threw in nihilism but not quite. MOIRA: Oh, now look who's DOC: *interrupting* condescension, albeit juvenile.  MOIRA: That's not really- DOC: *clearly not listening* But where are the emotional overtones? Where's rage? No, too intellectual for that…Bombast. That's the word. MOIRA: Are you daft? DOC: No no no, we already covered that. Ah, I wish I had one of my professors here, we'd keep going longer, but you're not helping MOIRA: This is outrageous. Stop it! DOC: *snaps finger* premeditated victimization! That's it! That's the new term you've created for yourself. You live your life solely for the purpose of your own martyrdom, like a bastardized phoenix! MOIRA: How dare you compare me to that… thing… I am not some wanton destroyer bent on chaos. I was bringing life and order and peace to an entire planet, I was ending millennia of conflict. I am a scalpel, and you think me a Neanderthalic club. This further proves how inadequate your conception of my plans and the world is. Even for someone who's lived a multitude of lives, I have wasted so much time speaking with you. DOC: Your choice, right? And to clarify my stance in your metaphor, I DO think you know how to hold a scalpel. I'm not accustomed to someone so willingly holding the belly of the blade in their palm and complain that the world doesn't appreciate the bloodshed. MOIRA: As any woman will tell you, birth requires bloodshed. I'm not shying away from it. It's simply an objective assessment of the situation. DOC: Oh, I agree it's objectification alright. I know that's not what you said, but I had to give my objective assessment of your objective assessment, you see. MOIRA: Hmm. I am no longer entertained by this game. We're done here. DOC: Sorry you consider this a game. After all, I thought you make the rules. MOIRA: I do. And one of the keys to prestidigitation is sleight of hand. *not to Doc* Orchis, that should have been enough time. You can take me out now. *pause* What do you mean you couldn't hack the system? DOC: Who are you- MOIRA: I don't care if Mystique couldn't get in, she didn't have your… our resources. Ugh. This entire mission is a failure. I will have your hide when I return. DOC: What- MOIRA: I will see you again, Doctor. In this lifetime. *teleportation sound* Ending (56:50) Recommended reading: Krakoan Age of X-Men, starting with HoX/PoX Next episodes: Gladiator, Raven, Aquaman Plugs for social Transcript References: Anthony Extra Life fundraiser Romesh Ranganathan comedy clip - Doc (33:30) Apple Podcasts: here Google Play: here Stitcher: here TuneIn: here iHeartRadio: here Twitter Facebook TikTok  Patreon TeePublic Discord

Second Citizens
Emily Wilson

Second Citizens

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 60:14


Emily Wilson comes on to trade insults with the host, in order to maintain consistency in their relationship. She also talks about her non-typical road to the main stage, the pressure to perform (especially for the 50th anniversary show) and the various ways we go about motivating ourselves. *Trigger Warning: this episode contains scenes of alcohol consumption and also one of the most touching and simultaniously disgusting stories in the history of backstage pranks. You know what isn't a prank? Us asking you to Subscribe Rate and Review! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondcitizenspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/SecondCitizens_

Death By DVD
L.I.I.F.E & DEATH

Death By DVD

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 25:09


On this episode we discuss L.I.I.F.E and DEATH! What is L.I.I.F.E? It's the Long Island International Film Expo! Learn all about LIIFE and some news from DEATH on this fresh from the grave episode.VISIT LONG ISLAND FILMS DOT COM TODAY TO LEARN MORE ABOUT LIIFE!subscribe today for updates on new episodes, merch discounts and more at www.deathbydvd.comJAMES ELLIS a.k.a WEEPING TUDOR, joining DEATH BY DVD SOON! Until then, why not check out their youtube? You know you want to! TAP HERE FOR WEEPING TUDORHEY, while you're still here.. have you heard...DEATH BY DVD PRESENTS : WHO SHOT HANK? The first of its kind (On this show, at least) an all original narrative audio drama exploring the murder of this shows very host, HANK THE WORLDS GREATEST! Explore WHO SHOT HANK, starting with the MURDER!  A Death By DVD New Year Mystery  WHO SHOT HANK : PART ONE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART TWO  WHO SHOT HANK : PART THREE  WHO SHOT HANK : PART FOUR  WHO SHOT HANK PART 5 : THE BEGINNING OF THE END WHO SHOT HANK PART 6 THE FINALE : EXEUNT OMNES   The Death By DVD SENTINEL remix theme by LINUS FITNESS-CENTRE