Peanut butter tiger

Calling people sport, champ, chief, boss, or tiger is a hilarious way to throw shade

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Here I go again on my own. Goin down the only road that I know. Like a drifter I was born to rock alone. Straight from the Dancave, the thrill from martensville. This is the PBT

Another day, another podcast. Straight from the Dancave. Dan Van Rockson coming atcha!

Rocking the Dan cave. The thrill from martensville. We're back after the long weekend. To hit it hard in the yard. On this brand spanking new eppy of the Pbt

Coming straight from the Dan cave. It's the thrill from Martensville. With a new, highly entertaining episode of the PBT

Spring is in. Yard work in full swing. Collarbone healed up. After a day in the sun I sit down to talk about my view on participation trophies and what I want to be when I grow up

I sit down in the Dan cave. To share my thoughts on the podcast drama out there, drunks in my area, and YouTube ads. All in this fire example of the PBTs fine podcasting excellence

I got into an unfortunate situation, I coached soccer, and I'm healing up from getting broke off. All good over here on a new episode of the Pbt

Am I just becoming a curmudgeon? Can't listen to music or watch shows unless they're from 17 years ago. Can't sleep in. What's happening? Lol. Trying to take pictures of birds then looking them up.

I wonder how animals like deer and cows see in front of them with their eyes on the sides of their heads. Or do they just not worry about running into shit

Someone hit me up on twitter to help me monetize my podcast and ghostwrite my twitter. My man this isn't for that at the moment. I do this for the love and the crew. For my boys strong and few

How do they do the filming for ant and bug documentaries? Using grains of sand for cameras? I watched planet earth and felt like zoo lander. Are you filming this with ants?!

Fucked up on my last episode. The recording stopped halfway through a twitter trends. Fucking iPhones. The trials and tribulations of an indie podcaster. Plus I think you can hear kids yelling in the background of the wonderences seggy

Danny douchebag over here with his iPhone. Can't figure out how to use it. I keep getting notifications but I don't know how to get them off the screen so they're just (sound effect) piling up. Also go over twitter and wonderences. With a great tiger mail from the mighty young Steve Jensen. On this awesome episode of the pbt

I sit down and talk about iPhones, racism, and how bad cardio sucks. On this not to be missed episode of the indelible PBT

I sit down and talk about wild co workers, reality tv, and perseverance. We got some tigermail to read for the first time this season. So hang onto your hats. This one's a banger.

I talk about skateboard slams, hobby farming, and when steeze goes too far. Check it out for a new fun filled season of the PBT

The "Threat" was a great nickname I heard. Twisty dick was an awesome one too. Nicknames are hilarious. Big fan. This is the pbt

Lake and beach life people are rad. You know those leathery saddle bags you see anytime you go to the lake or beach. You know they are always just there rocking tank tops, neon shorts, and sunglass tans. It makes me think that some people just got it all figured out. This is the pbt

I always answer private numbers. What if it's a homie calling from a payphone? What's the worst that can happen? A creditor will come through the phone and beat ya up? No man. Plus the mystery is fun. This is the pbt

I spent #goskateboardday night Googling symptoms of a broken pelvis. Roger Alan Wade comes to mind. If I didn't already use "if you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough" for a title. That's what this eppy would be called. This is the pbt

I got into a debate with a guy about the CFL vs the NFL and which is better. The problem is the homie didn't even watch football. I can't stand shit like that. Anyways happy Father's Day. This is the pbt

It's crazy how much can change in a year. For good or bad I suppose. It's what you work towards that matters. I'm just happy to still be rocking with you guys after all this time. This is still the pbt

The Darkness was a great rock band on the radio in the 00's. But after that almost nothing good played on the radio for rock. I don't know what happened. But I do know this is the pbt

What happened to how we dress these days? It's all sweatpants and flip flops. Pajama pants and Crocs on a construction site?! That's a no no, A BIG F**KING NO NO! This is the pbt

Everytime I do yoga. I think of the I scene in Game Night. Where Rachel McAdams makes those dudes do child's pose at gunpoint. It makes me laugh everytime. Awesome. This is the pbt

How great is Spandex? It's like all of a sudden all shirts and pants are made of that stuff now. But they look like jeans still. That's the most the best, and this is the pbt

Do you know what it says on spitfire wheel packages? It says: when you're done skating these wheels, pass them on to someone who could use em. I think that beautifully sums up the heart of this ish. This is the pbt

Man oh man. Sometimes it's strug city thinking up topics to talk about. Sometimes there's too much to talk about. Funny how that works. From crypto to full Mallard duck pics and upside down underwater haircuts. This is a wonderful world we live in, and I'm happy to have a podcast to talk about it. On the pbt

Deltoid Dan, what's that notebook in your hand? Could it be a podcast from days gone by? And did I here you say? You'd be dropping one today. As long as you didn't get up in the skyyyyy. This is the pbt

I wanted to call my last episode that. Because that's when I busted that dope name out. But have a blast while you last just had to be done. So I'm calling this one this, because it just had to be done. This is the pbt

My daughter vacuumed up a wasp, in a Dyson cordless vac. It lived. They left the vacuum outside and I came hours later and freed it. If sweet baby Jesus turned you into a bug. But you got to choose what kind of bug. You'd have to choose a wasp right? This is the pbt

Summer is pretty much here, and wow, is it good! We're out there doing heel flips in the sun. Looking like 200lbs of sunburned beef. Glorious. So let this be the start to the soundtrack of a dope summer 2021. The pbt

Animal fight club is a show now. Not saying I want money but, I do deserve a shout out, or some credit. I've wondered about moose fighting giraffes, or gorillas fighting bears for a while now. Anyways, this is the pbt

I wore a salmon color button up shirt while I recorded this. You might think it doesn't make a difference. This isn't a vid cast. This is audio. But I feel like you can tell we took it to the next level for this one. This is the pbt

You see all kinds of things in the Midwest. But especially a rare breed of super douches. I heard a dude rev his muscle car in his garage for 20 mins straight. Also a man named Hugh Mungo and a long duck. All this and more on the pbt

I never know what to call these episodes. I put mad effort into notes and prep work and beats. But if we're being real and pulling back the 4th wall I'm always wondering about the episode names. That's neither here nor there. This is the pbt

I saw a sign in a small town park that said no helmets. That's an awesome philosophy. Just like the best Josh saying "I always fight anyone". True words of wisdom we can live by. This is the pbt.

Snapped another deck. That's two in one week. Am I too thiccc to skate? Do I suck? I don't know. My girl said I should get my next skateboard at Mr Big and Tall. All I know is this is the pbt

All the time dude shit happens. From snapping decks to turning your dishwasher into a bubble sculpture. Not much you can do but keep your head on a swivel and remember that shit happens to everyone. This is the pbt

I think it would be funny to be a super hero. But instead of saving people I would just fly around roasting people who deserved it. Like if someone was bullying someone I would fly in and help the roasted roast the roaster. Roaster man. You know what it is. Pbt

I find a lot of success comes down to consistent effort. Whether is podcasting, working out, yoga, or skateboarding. Not that I'm a genius but I'm getting thicker by the minute so something is working. This is the pbt

I think that skating is the safest, cheapest, and sickest hobby you could get as a middle aged man. I do consider myself middle aged. Because who actually thinks they'll live til 70?

I never want to hear about what people watch on Netflix. Much less on the radio. I want a morning show podcast with pyrotechnics. You heard it here first. On the pbt

What's up with fake lips? While we're on the subject of asking pointless questions, why did they make us sing so much in grade school? Well you can make me sing "good riddance" by greenday but you'll never make me whistle. This is the pbt

I sit down and talk about upper Decker's, CFCR, and the Midwest. What's goods, Wonderences, Twitter Trends and Tigermail all in this not to be missed episode of the pbt

I sit down and talk about pierogies, and a lady spending $160 at the dollar store. What's goods, Wonderences, Twitter Trends and Tigermail all in this episode of the pbt

I sit down in the new studio to talk about the suburbs, skating, and 2 pecker owls. What's good, Wonderences, and Twitter Trends. All in this shiny new episode of the pbt