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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of "Rupture," an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.

Newton Holt


    • Feb 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES
    • 1 SEASONS


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    Epilogue

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 59:51


    "Here ends Book 1 of the Gail Trilogy. Stay tuned for Book 2: Fracture!" In which an eleven-year-old idiot attempts to conclude a book he had no business writing in the first place. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 31: Rupture

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 56:53


    “This is no friendly meeting, Joseph. I will now be your master, and you will address me as such.” The story of Joseph Morgan and his friends comes to a close in a quintessentially Rupture way: via lore dump. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 30: The Battle for the Worlds

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 97:27


    “I am here. Let us fight.” The epic conclusion of Rupture. Joe comes face to face with the Dark Lord Genghis in a dazzling battle you'll probably forget. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 29: Many Questions Are Answered

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 43:03


    "I now understand everything..." The calm before the storm. Bill, Gage, and Guam talk about the Zeus clan in detail, revealing a shocking twist about the characters at the heart of Rupture. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 28: The Gateway to Koal

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 90:14


    "There, it is done. You have betrayed your friends for another..." The Ghost King said. Sarah and Joe continue their journey home with the help of their trusty, loyal sidekicks: the ever-dependable golems... whom they love and care about very much and would never do anything to callously jeopardize. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

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    Chapter 27: Battle of the Sand Dune

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 35:46


    "This place, during the Battle of the Sand Dune, was a perfect heck on Earth." The war for planet Earth rages at a military encampment in the Sahara, and a familiar face returns from the dead to save the day. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 26: The Summoning Circle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 74:27


    "Cockerel picked up a sword and started to trace a David's star in the sand of a beach." Ladies and gentlemen, the worst chapter in the book. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 25: Land Ahoy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 45:42


    "You aren't going to beat a pro with ballet, break dance, Sarah!" In this absolute blast of a chapter, Joe and Sarah face off against the deadly Sphinx, where expectations are both figuratively and literally turned on their head. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 24: The Sea of Souls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 78:55


    "Why don't I die?! Why won't I die!?! WHY CAN'T I DIE?!?!?" After an old friend is resurrected, Sarah and Watcher venture towards the mysterious Sea of Souls, where treacherous monsters, manic boat salesmen, and an adorable Kraken wait for them. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 23: Bill's Big Battle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 36:23


    "You humans and your weird names... Canada!" After some brief shenanigans with a new party member, the washed-up, sad sack writer Bill Tell comes face to face with a terrifying and honestly disgusting threat. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 22: Deals with a Dead Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 44:04


    “I once took a life I shouldn't have… the man deserved life, but I took it, for I needed to pay ye rent of twenty souls.” In which Watcher is forced to negotiate with a very eager Ghost King in order to save the lives of his mortally wounded friends. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 22: The Fifth Piece

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 59:31


    "Joe's heart skipped a beat as a bird-like man swooped down and talked in an ancient language which sounded oddly like Spanish." An unexpected and traumatizing event forces Sarah to question her beliefs. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 21: The Showdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 51:35


    "Good job! Now your weaponless and dumb!" A bored and down-on-his luck Genghis decides to entertain himself by destroying numerous families. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 20: Father?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 39:38


    "Cockerel morphed into a buff human." In an Avengers-style team-up, the "ruptured" characters from Gail band together to complete a common goal: kill Bill. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 19: The Fourth Piece

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 63:34


    "Oh my stars." In this epic jumbo-sized chapter, the party faces off against the terrifying King Hut. Joe and Sarah also grow closer by reminiscing about the "good old days," before a dumb kid named Will joined their class. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 18: The Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 23:20


    “Cookie-maker, sire?” In which the Dark Lord Genghis and his goblin henchman Gordon attempt to open a Rubik's Cube. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 17: The Fusing Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 42:36


    “Tell me more about these hags. Are they beautiful creatures, just as I believe they are?” We return to the lackluster life of Bill Tell, who previously denied paternity to the Ing Lord Guam. In this chapter, he attempts to publish his prophetic book Rupture, only to be interrupted by a number of very familiar faces. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 16: The Third Piece

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 31:53


    “He saw the castle grow in the distance as he got closer and closer until it was no longer in the distance." Joe, Watcher, Jagger, and Sarah come face to face with the third Guardian of Gail: the long-anticipated, shapeshifting penguin known as the Cockerel. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 15: The Frozen Lands

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 51:58


    “We prefer to take form as what Earth would call a penguin.” While searching for the third piece of Sílthur, Joe is forced to reckon with a force more powerful than any he's previously faced: puberty. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 14: The Fusing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 52:30


    “Theory logical.” In the town of New York, a middle-aged writer named Bill is accused of fathering and subsequently abandoning a demonic gargoyle child. In other words, the novel expands into even weirder territory. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 13: The Crest

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 28:40


    “I said go. What, is a piece of brimstone stuck in your ear.” In this chapter, we flashback a couple hours to the possession of Farmer Blue, and Genghis continues his rampage to find the mythical “Crest of Orr.” Also, the book dips into a strange meta-narrative for the first time, implying that eleven-year-old Newt understood postmodernism more than he does now. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 12: Memories

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 39:29


    “Farmer Gorm Blue, keeper of the Eternal Ice, wielder of the Górll, host of the demonic Ing, I release you of your duties!” Watcher recruits a familiar face to help defeat the Scarecrow, who seems to be vulnerable only to fire-based attacks… because of the straw, we guess? Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 11: Time Is Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 31:19


    “Watcher watched the wisp-full winter walk with wakening woes." In this special chapter of Rupture, Joe and his friends confront the second Guardian of Gail, a powerful sentient scarecrow. Then, a truly mind-blowing twist changes everything for the party. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 10: The Fate of the Innocent

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 40:09


    “My family, my home, everything. Fire is nothing to love.” A young elf has strange sexual tension with a sentient ball of fire while Rone continues her search for pieces of Sílthur. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 9: Negotiations

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 49:13


    “I was hoping you wouldn't go brain-dead. I just hoped you would plain die.” The plot thickens to molasses-level-viscosity as we discover more about the universe of Rupture. That's right, folks. It's a lore dump episode. We also meet a character named Clik McDall, for some reason. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

    Chapter 8: The First Piece

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 66:48


    "Will smiled again. Just having his friend was miracle." In this cinematic chapter, Joe and his friends come face-to-face with the first Guardian of Gail, a giant and apparently depressed ape. A battle ensues for the first piece of Sílthur. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 7: Rone‘s Mission

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 45:37


    “There is no such thing as good. Everyone that says they are good are liars.” Following the destruction of Sílthur, Rone consults with Genghis in his palace. Things escalate quickly as they often do around the Dark Lord, and the hosts of Stay Buried are forced to unpack a number of truly bizarre decisions in the narrative. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.  

    Chapter 6: The Scenario

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 28:29


    “Fools. This is the scenario, okay." In this chapter, the evil hag Rone gives the children a deadly fetch quest. Sarah reveals her pacifism in possibly the worst moment to be a pacifist and Joe deals with the death of his father in an interesting way. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 5: Return to Gail

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 47:11


    “Surprisingly enough, after running about a mile, the scrawny little ‘wimp' could endure sprinting for a while. He was tougher than her looked.” In acts of sheer power, Joe uses his delinquent penchant for violence to protect his friends from the evil forces of witches, hags, and hippies. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 4: Dungeons, Dragons, and Dorks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 33:52


    “Mr. Zeus's eyes followed Will closely, ready to make a move, as if a panther were suddenly be the one to play Ding-Dong-Ditch.” In this pivotal chapter, the magical world of Gail comes to Earth. Joe and his friends are confronted by a terrifying supernatural threat: hippies. That's not even a bit. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 3: April 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 27:42


    “But Genghis secrets were his own.” Back in the mythical world of Gail, the Dark Lord Genghis attempts to extract information from a familiar face. Additionally, the eleven-year-old version of Newt exploits several more real-world calamities to spice up his prose. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 2: Sílthur!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 42:58


    “But now, his father was too different. He was a fish, basically.” Joe discovers more about his father than he wanted to know and visits a parallel world, where he somehow immediately makes enemies with a harmless creature. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Chapter 1: What Wasn't Expected

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 38:13


    “Poor, mixed up Will. He may be book-smart, but he would never compare to my knowledge of the streets.” In this chapter, we are introduced to Rupture's uncharismatic and needlessly violent protagonist, Joseph Morgan. We also meet his one-dimensional friends and get a glimpse at an eleven-year-old moron's idea of high school. Needless to say, it's a bit of a trip. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    Prologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 26:53


    “It started like it was going to be an average day in the town of New York.” The eleven-year-old version of Newt kicks off his whimsical fantasy novel with an insanely controversial beat. The adult version of Newt tries to figure out why he would have done this. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

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