The Cliterati Podcast

On episode 20, we're getting raw, as usual. We'll talk about how each of us has our own healing journey and the self-care that we often need most is the self-care that takes us far out of our comfort zone. Listen to find out what kind of self-care that is. And then, we touch on mommy issues, the mother wound, and intergenerational trauma...but to finish off on a NOT bummer note, we're also back with another horrible dick to shame (support us on Patreon if you want to see how horrible it is!).

On episode 19, we tackle the subject of pick-me-bitches that share the content in 'Are We Dating the Same Guy' Facebook groups, endangering other women in the groups who are sharing their often abusive experiences with the men in question. Are you good at math? In another example of Americans will use literally any unit of measure besides the metric system, we need your help developing a unit of time based on dick pics. And then, when researchers tried to come up with an objective way to measure the attractiveness of scrotums, they were only able to to come up with 'the least ugly scrotum.' 

On episode 18, we're revisiting content from a prior episode which discussed a recent article from 2022 titled 'The Rise of the Lonely Single Man' with a circle back on this issue, emphasizing the judgment women often give each other for 'settling' for bad or unfulfilling relationships. Then, we'll shame a listener-submitted nut vid that's even weirder than the last one, and finally, a poll full of the real science you need: what time are dick pics most likely to get sent? Subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, or Google Podcasts; follow us at @cliterati_podcast on IG or email us at cliteratipodcast@gmail.com

On Episode 17...well, you won't want to miss the nut vid on this episode, but first, hear about Sara L's experience professional cuddling, and then what kind of guy doesn't sleep in the wet spot...listen as we examine this important topic (for science).

On episode 16, we're offering you the chance to get a free sticker of our podcast logo in exchange for a review online (listen for details of how to get one!). We've got a bunch of listener-submitted p*ssy reviews...you will NOT want to miss these! Sarah A is going to talk about how Father DILF delivered on the priest fantasy and we'll also chat about how men have a habit of making female desire performative, and how you can not do this, but instead talk about it in a healthy and welcoming way to open the conversation about sexual desires and fantasies with your partner. And...we've also got a dick pic submitted by Danielle that made us want to take it to the pet store and buy it little sweaters and treats.

This episode we're discussing a TikTok vid that made the rounds about why its actually disadvantageous for women to be in relationships with men...unless they're truly excellent men.  Sara L pays tribute to Desiree Holt, a prolific and inspiring romance author friend and then we shame a dick (and some small hands). 

What an episode we have for you for the big #14...discussing a recent article in Psychology Today about why men are the loneliest they've been in decades, and its only going to get worse. Then a fat-shamer gets her due, and a dick pic with just an over-abundance of lotion. It put the lotion on its skin, but didn't rub it in...

On Episode 13, we are back to talk all about periods, the good and the bad. This includes some personal experiences with IUDs and Sara L will share the story of her journey to a hysterectomy.  Who is Nickety Nick with the Weird Dick? This episode we'll also be discussing just why this unsolicited dick pick has such a weird dick...listen for more details. 

On episode 12, we discuss why women stay on dates well after the first (or second, third, or fourth) red flag. A listener, Sydney, shares her story of a horrible red-flad-ridden date, followed by the Sara(h)s sharing some of their own.  Red flags abound, my friends. Then, what a treat. Another listener, Sue, has sent us a dick pic that we can't even rate, its just so bad. Listen in for the story which accompanied this monstrosity of a dick, which only gets a name: Fraggle Cock. 

On Episode 11, we're discussing our Fuck It Bucket Lists: all the places we want to have sex. Feel free to apply for any of these.  Also, men, we're going to tell you how ridiculously and stupidly simple it is to get women in the mood, which you're probably not doing, but could be, so you're welcome.  And then why a good makeout session is probably the most underrated yet necessary foreplay you're not using. 

On Episode 10, we're going to start out with the best plot of a romance novel ever: roguish highwayman? Check. Murdered husband? Check. Being railed in a victorian dress during a thunderstorm? Check. Plus, how the genre of romance literature has evolved over the last 30+ years. Aaaaaand, we're taking applications for the second best plot of a romance ever, to be acted out in real life: Pounded by the Priest. Wanna be part of it? Listen for details to apply. More men being shitty on dating apps, too. Plus, we got a 5 star review with actual words, and we hate it. Please change it to 1 star. Find out why we're ungrateful for your support.

On Ep 9, we talk about a serious issue first: being a garbage human and transgressing on someone's friendship with an unsolicited dick pic. But then, weird things people have said during sex? Yes, please. Sara L has a fantastic story to tell, plus we discuss some listener-submitted stories as well. Follow us on IG at @cliterati_podcast , www.cliterati.us , and find us on Google podcasts, iTunes podcasts, and Spotify.

In Episode 8, the Sara(h)s discuss what accomplished and successful women face in the dating world, but more importantly, a raw and open discussion of Sara L's recent breakup, healing from abusive patterns, and "the piss incident"

In Episode 7, we address a user-submitted topic of 'Big daddy energy...is it a fad or a positive social trend?' and Sara L talks about getting waxed for the first time, plus some new erotica she has published, which you need to check out immediately!

The Sara(h)s are back after a few months off (sorry, not sorry). We'll catch up on what we've been up to since last fall, talk about a listener-submitted topic of love-bombing and how it may relate to people with personality disorders, plus a DICK VIDEO (yes, you'll absolutely want to be subscribed to our patreon to see this one).

This week we answered user submitted questions from followers, including: what was your first sexual experience and how did you orgasm the first time?* how do you make platonic friends as an adult? do you have a boyfriend? what's the best part of your 40's? *trigger warning: sexual assault

We're chatting about censorship of women's bodies, who hates nipples? and Jesus cookies in our mouths.

On this episode, we had to do two takes, due to getting too wasted the first time around to even be coherent. We're back this week with user-submitted bad dating profile examples, our list of why your dating profile sucks, critiquing Danny's actual Tinder profile, and then a user-submitted unsolicited dick pic.

We're going to go into detail about our dream funerals. Like seriously epic parties we want thrown for ourselves when we finally leave this world. Complete with chocolate fountains you can dip your asshole into and Victorian death cages. Next, we'll talk a lot more about masturbation, in the second of what will be many episodes where we dive into this subject that all too many women are afraid to talk about (which is why Ben Shapiro thinks WAP is a serious medical condition...).

Who are we? How did we meet? Why does this blurry dick pic only rate a 2/10 on our custom and highly scientific rating scale? What is Sara L's hypothesis for judging if a guy will be good at eating pussy based on his dating profile pic? Did this hold up during scientific trials? Why do we masturbate so much? If you've never wanted to know the answers to these questions, and more, you should still give this a listen, because we're gross and inappropriate.