The Woke Yentas

Cindy talks about having a fat ass again this week, but this time encourages shitty men to kiss it. Plus, Sam updates Cindy on her latest escapades with LA boys, and Cindy for once doesn't slut shame her! And in a new segment, Cindy reviews Cardi B's lyrics from WAP and Up, and coins the new acronym, FAP. Although Cindy and Sam tend to disagree on most things, they both agree that you should probably date a woman.

A short preview of The Woke Yentas: Cindy and Sam's commentary on society's shortcomings, but definitely not their own.

This week, the yentas get real about unequal vaccine distribution, and Sam comes up with a brilliant way to fight anti-maskers. Plus, Sam teaches Cindy about "pick me girls" and Cindy coins her new term: "pick me Jews." And when a listener writes in, Sam and Cindy get into one of their classic heated debates, this time about thruples. In other shocking news: Sam and Cindy hate people even more.

New year, same shtick. The yentas are BACK, but this time they're arguing over the positives and negatives of Socialism and Capitalism. Should America follow the lead of other countries or is that just wishful thinking? Plus, Cindy learns of the new social media platform where women share explicit content of themselves for their internet fans. Cindy was skeptical at first, but Sam might have found herself stuck in a new job as a daughter-ager.

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This week, Sam and Cindy dive into the recent drama surrounding The Ellen Show, and they discuss their opinions on the whole situation. They also talk about the negative effects that the media has on how women view their bodies and the disgusting societal strive for "thinness." Sam brings up how Addison Rae was body shamed this year, and the ladies have something to say to the bodyshamers: go f*** yourself and mind your own goddamn business!!

Sam has some very exciting news, as she reveals the name of her podcast network! Cindy finally shares the story of the undercover mission she went on when she was younger, and the ladies share stories of anti-semitism. But more importantly, Sam just can't get over the shape of David's penis, and wonders if other people have given this thought too. Apparently erectile dysfunction is in!

This week, Sam and Cindy have their very first guest on The Woke Yentas! Sam's friend, Dani, joins the hosts to introduce The Woke Yentas fans to a new satirical advice and lifestyle podcast hosted by Dani and Sam called Rejects Club, where they give listeners advice they've learned from their own ridiculous experiences. The ladies also crack some slightly offensive jokes, and bring light to the issues of the pink tax phenomenon and sizeism. Oh yeah, and Gwyneth Paltrow has a vagina scented candle??

TW..This week, Sam breaks down the many aspects of college fraternities that members of the greek system try to keep hidden. They discuss the horrifying hazing practices of both fraternities and sororities, the rape culture than fraternal organizations foster, and the universities that stand by and allow these practices to continue. At 48:13, Sam and Cindy review the responses from the greek life survey that Sam put out on Instagram, and they discuss their own responses and experiences with the greek system. Dark facts, statistics, and stories are revealed.

This week, the ladies discuss how quarantine life is treating them, and Cindy reveals some controversial news about her political party status. Sam and Cindy vent about the horrible quarantine protestors who think they've been "oppressed", and how the blindness of their privilege brings to light the true oppression in this country. The ladies also voice their support for those being forced to live in dangerous households during this time, and agree on the simple fact that you should love your children regardless of sexuality. This jam-packed episode is one you don't wanna miss! Besides, what else are you doing during quarantine??

Things are backwards this week... a liberal mama teaches her conservative college grad how to be woke when Cindy announces she is on the prowl for a sugar daddy. But then again, Cindy is not okay with Sam dressing her future son in pink, and pleas to her therapist to stay practicing for her future gradson. So who is really the woke one? Listen to find out.

This week the ladies discuss some more serious topics revolving sexism around the world, including Female Circumcisions and Virginity Testing. Samantha also informs Cindy about Incels. Yes, men who believe they are so ugly that no one will have sex with them. Samantha shares her stories from New York, as Cindy shakes her head in disappointment, once again calling her daughter a Jewish Whore. But hey, disappointing relatives is what Thanksgiving is all about, right?

The ladies continue their conversation from last week by answering people's most asked questions (aka the only three people that wrote in). They discuss all the "bubbe meise" (bullshit) that corporations want women to believe about their bodies, while Cindy gives us insight into what men REALLY like when it comes to Vaginas. Also, should you speak Yiddish on a first date? Tune in to hear Cindy and Sam share some first date stories.

In this spooky episode, Sam and Cindy discuss the horrors of public bathrooms and the harmful effects of social media. If you think your parents are embarrassing, just listen to what Cindy commented on someone's photo on Instagram. Also, Viagra is considered a medical drug, but birth control isn't?? Talk about scary.

PSA to Men: Women orgasm too. Sam and Cindy get personal as they discuss how Female orgasms are much overlooked by men during sex, and argue their differing opinions of who's stupidity is to blame for this. They reveal shocking disorders listed in the DSM about women's sexuality, and have a few choice sexual disorders for men of their own. Talk about a bunch of Putzes!

Sam and Cindy recount the horror stories from their recent trip to New Orleans, and Sam teaches Cindy the difference between Sex and Gender. They talk about how gendering begins in childhood, and Cindy applauds herself on how her daughters were not so enthralled with American Girl Dolls. Hold onto your pantsuits because you won't want to miss these two breaking gender stereotypes one mess at a time.

Samantha, a liberal college grad, and her mom, Cindy, a conservative lawyer, talk about their crazy lives and unfiltered opinions on feminist issues. They start off by discussing their hectic weekend in Wisconsin embarrassing Sam's sister, Alex, and debate whether or not "hook-up" culture is progressive. Being "woke" (hip with the issues) isn't easy, but these two "yentas" (people who gossip/talk a lot) are trying their best.