Too Fat To Skate

In this episode we watch the best movie that Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan) ever starred in. The 1991 Sci-Fi cinematic masterpiece Suburban Commando. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we witness a terrifying tale of sluts and bolts as we watch the 1990 Horror/ Comedy Frankenhooker. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and Star Wars with a $50 budget? You get the 1978 Sci-Fi/ Action movie Deathsport. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In our final episode of 2021 we watch the 1991 Sci-Fi/ Horror movie The Guyver. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have returned, and with an absolute lump of coal of a movie. Join us as we watch the 1985 Sport/ Comedy movie Grunt! The Wrestling Movie. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to December. Join us as we watch the worst movie of all time Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Come hang out while we watch the terrible 1983 Sci-Fi/ Action movie Metalstorm: The Destruction o Jared-Syn. What happens when a space ranger battles a wizard with an affinity for crystals? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Come hang out with us while we watch the 1988 Action/ Drama movie Above The Law starring Steven Seagal. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We watch the action packed ridiculous film Escape From Death Block 13. Find out what kind of prison has a mini-gun and what gets us canceled this week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rob gets the podcast cancelled while trying to return to form. Greg and Rick swoon over Steve James (RIP). Welcome to November to dismember. We watch the 1987 Action/ Martial Arts masterpiece American Ninja 2: The Confrontation. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's our very own Halloween episode, so join us as we watch the 2013 Horror/ Thriller All Hallow's Eve. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We watch the 1982 Horror/Sci-Fi cult classic Halloween III: Season of the Witch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join us as we continue our Halloween Madness in October. We watch the classic Horror/ Thriller Halloween II --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We discover Rick's love for MILF's while watching the 1986 Horror/ Sci-Fi movie Deadly Friend. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Will Rob resist going to horny jail despite certain temptation? Find out in this episode where we watch the 1988 Horror/ Comedy movie Night of the Demons. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We are joined by our good friend toe.eye.ear as we kick off our 6 weeks of Halloween with the 1988 Sci-Fi/ Horror/ Comedy classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Rob finds himself back in horny jail proving that the Killer Klowns are just too sexy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Does Rob finally give up the details of where he hides the bodies? Join us as we prepare for our upcoming Halloween Episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

How many victims does Rob have? Does he secretly know the formula for the reagent that can reanimate deceased bodies? Join us while we watch the 1985 Horror/ Comedy Re-Animator. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this week's episode we continue with the Monster Madness the 1990 Horror/ Comedy Basket Case 2. Will Rob go back to horny jail? Is the character Belial secretly a Pokémon? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we watch the vastly underrated 1989 Sci-Fi/Horror movie Fly II. Should this movie be dubbed the sexiest sequel? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

R.O.T.O.R! In this episode we watch the atrociously sexy Robocop knock off from 1987, ROTOR. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hear Greg tell a few military experiences while we watch the 1982 Sci-Fi/ Action movie Megaforce. There will be explosions, spandex suits, and flying motorcycles. What more could you ask for? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Find out who goes to horny jail in this week's episode when we watch the 1983 movie Challenge Of The Lady Ninja --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we watch Steven Spielberg's 1971 Thriller/ Action Duel. We also talk about some our experiences while driving. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rob goes to horny jail as we watch the 1986 Horror/Sci-Fi movie Chopping Mall. Episodes also on YouTube. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We watch the 1991 Action/ Sci-Fi movie Riki-Oh the Story of Ricky --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join us as we watch the 1989 Action/ Horror/ Sci-Fi movie Robot Ninja --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We are back and joined by our friend Rob to talk more wrestling as we watch the 1989 action/ drama wrestling movie No Holds Bared. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We offer commentary and watch the 1998 Horror/ Slasher movie The Dentist 2. Featuring more Pride related music suggestions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode of Too Fat To Skate we dive into comic book inspired media as we watch the 1994 unreleased comic book inspired movie The Fantastic Four. With ratings and reviews of other comic book inspired movies such as Wonder Woman 1984, and the 1990 release of Captain America. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode of Too Fat To Skate we watch the 1988 science fiction/ action movie Hell Comes to Frogtown. With reviews of the 2018 horror/ drama movie Hereditary, and the 2014 comedy/ drama movie Chef. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode of Too Fat To Skate we watch the 1986 wrestling comedy movie Body Slam. Join us as we talk wrestling and review the new Netflix movie Army of the Dead staring Dave Bautista. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join us as we banter about music and movies while watching the 1988 movie Zombie 3 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We review some documentaries about serial killers as we watch Arena --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join us as we continue to learn how to do this podcast nonsense --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We start diving into giving ratings of music and movies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this first episode of Too Fat To Skate we cover the beginning of how we met and tell stories of tattoos... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app