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Part Four, the last part of the Tenth Satellite Broadcast from the Future. Captain Spud clashes with Moron Musk on the Battle field

PART THREE of the Tenth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. Captain Spud and his team have gained entry into Wicked Wack Manor House where two miracles are about to happen.

Weird Audio Productions proudly presents Part Two of The Tenth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. A rescue team goes out in the eternal rain of Ballywheelie to attempt a rescue the kidnapped farming folk and their children. Much rain involved.

An Announcement from Weird Audio Productions. This here small piece of audio is like a teaser, or a taster, or a tantalizer for the as yet lack of appearance of the Tenth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future.

The Ninth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. "You don't need a Weather Man to know which way the Wind Blows." The Dolphins are transported to their new home and there is a clandestine meeting of Evil Minds

The Eighth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. "Thrice the Universal Wave Function or I know where your batteries are hidden." Journeys are taken in differing directions and Slyte receives her Moontrose Citizenship Document.

The Seventh Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. "Again the Universal Wave Function" The female Assassin, Snyde finds a new career. Captain Spud and Slyte are somewhat embarrassed the next morning and Terrabilius is a very strange planet indeed to visit. "It is all jolly good fun!" The Intergalactic Times media critic.

The Sixth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. The new Star Ship takes off from Luna. Greta T. and Dr. Helga Von Finkel are attacked deep underground and Captain Spud is caught dreaming. Plus a whole lot more . . . (This could possibly be the best episode yet.)

The Fifth Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. A friend is arrested another friend is returned a few other things happen- and a rescue mission with a plan?

The 4th Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. Well- all I can say about this episode is that one evil dastardly villain manages to destroy another evil dastardly villain- and I am okay about that. The 5th Emergency Satellite Broadcast will hopefully appear before the Autumn Solstice- Gaia willing that I manage to give up using Cool Edit Pro which even I now admit is very ancient software in deed. As I am an ancient analogue dog trying to learn new tricks like Ardour6 Give me 2 tape decks- splicing tape- a china-graph pencil and a razor blade and I'm a puppy chasing after a rubber ball. So keep your fingers crossed- Reality may still hold a few pleasant surprises yet. df.

Finally after all the "doing some housework" altercations of last year- Weird Audio Productions finally broadcasts SAT 03. Where there is an unusual board meeting held in an extra-terrestrial lava sea. And the theft of a valuable Elohim artifact introduces two new characters; Lady Jayne Storm (a true life adventurist and holographic video artist) and Chester P. Krymes (Super Sleuth to the Stars and a damn good Shamus to boot- so he says). So enjoy and I hope it was all worth the unnecessary delay by Bob.

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As promised- The 2nd Emergency Satellite Broadcast from the Future. The actor who plays 'Igor' and Brian Flubridy have a chat and a drink or two at WackaRoodies. More of a history lesson really.

A Statement from WeirdAudioProductions. "It does what it says on the Tin."

This is an emergency Satellite Broadcast from a potential Future. There are no spoilers- we all know how this is going to play out. But then it is just a potential vision of the future- or is it? {Episode 006 of TwitterFear.ie is in production now so it should be ready in a year or two.} And no I won't be handing out "transcripts" for you to read along to. Does BBC Radio 4 hand out daily "transcripts" to the Archers? And as for a list of credits- I alone do it all- happy now?

Yes- folks Weird Audio Productions have begrudgingly agreed to release another episode of TwitterFEAR! Twit 05 entitled “Pond Life” is embellished with matching Triptych scripts:- The Four Doors of the Homunculus and Après @ WackaRoodies. TwitterFEAR,ie "Pond Life" More problems by the riverside and the Android OverLord puts in an ominous appearance. Heavy sigh: “I may not produce podcast episodes “Bi-weekly- Fortnightly- or even monthly but I will continue to produce Psychedelic Sci-Fi and Surreal Audio Adventures ‘til I croak.”

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TWIT 004 (Ep.04) of TwitterFEAR.ie The all new Irish Psychedelic Sci-Fi and Surreal audio adventures of Captain Spud and his companion the silicon-based-lifeform- Ziggie- the CPU spider in a cosmic bubble. As they tangle with the invading Android lifeforms from the eleventh Universe of Existence. "Within U- Without U." It has been six months since you smelly carbon-based Lifeforms had a chance to listen to the last twit of TwitterFEAR.ie. The long temporal gap was due to the WRITER getting kicked in the nuts by a reality boot. Our WRITER lost his wife when an automatic Airlock door accidentally opened- expelling his Mrs into the vacuum of Space whilst she was diligently vacuuming the aforesaid Airlock with her Henry Hoover. Bereft at the loss of the Henry Hoover our WRITER went into a creative decline until the CEO of WeirdAudioProductions generously purchased for the WRITER a brand new VAX Air Stretch- and what a sucker that machine is! The Stretch component means that all airlocks can be cleaned without the need of the operator being inside the airlock. So Listen to the rather excellent (Twit 04) "Within U- Without U." of TwitterFEAR.ie- safe in the knowledge that all the Air Locks of the WRITER's abode are now sparklingly clean. Twit 04. now has two new features:- a pre-podcast drink in one of the Four Doors of the Homunculus bar and an après performance drink or two at Wacka-Roodie's bar with some of the characters from the anti-clockwise mind of the WRITER.

TWIT 003 (Ep.03) of TwitterFEAR.ie The all new Irish Psychedelic Sci-Fi and Surreal audio adventures of Captain Spud and his companion the silicon-based-lifeform- Ziggie- the CPU spider in a cosmic bubble. As they tangle with the invading Android lifeforms from the eleventh Universe of Existence. Late to the Party yet again. After an explosive supermarket shopping expedition will Captain Spud and the Hit-women finally make it to Wicked Wack Manor . . . ?

TWIT 002 (Ep.02) of TwitterFEAR.ie The all new Irish Psychedelic Sci-Fi and Surreal audio adventures of Captain Spud and his companion the silicon-based-lifeform- Ziggie- the CPU spider in a cosmic bubble. As they tangle with the invading Android lifeforms from the eleventh Universe of Existence. Captain Spud has invited the two Hit-women to a party at Wicked Wack Manor- but first they must visit the Satellite Supermarket in Ballywheelie to stock up with a few cans- bottles and Scotch Eggs.

TWIT 001 (Ep.01) of TwitterFEAR.ie The all new Irish Psychedelic Sci-Fi and Surreal audio adventures of Captain Spud and his companion the silicon-based-lifeform- Ziggie- the CPU spider in a cosmic bubble. As they tangle with the invading Android lifeforms from the eleventh Universe of Existence. We are in the oldest Pub in the small town of Ballywheelie in County Cork- Ireland. The Pub is called ‘the Homunculus’ for all sorts of imagined reasons or rather as Goidelic legend records- this Public house was built on the very same spot that the fourteenth century defrocked Monk- Cannabinious- a man well versed in the Black Arts- who used a Magma Crucible- to commit his blasphemous sin of conjuring up an apparition. A little Demon. A Homunculus.

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"I've got a little Black Book with me Poems in" "Postcard from a Teardrop" is an audio-poem by davyferguson. It is something that arrives in the post on mornings that are too daunting to get up for. Being of a strong mind your man usually deposits the postcard in the Bruscar bin and gets on with life.

"I've got a little Black Book with me Poems in." "Strollin' along the Kilbarry Road" is an audio-poem about a journey along the Kilbarry Road Dunmanway Ireland. It is an endless journey and it is not raining to-day so why not travel with me now?