White Boy Struggles With Modernity

After a six month hiatus, CJ Suite is back with a higher education, vomit in a fat mans beard and what you should prioritize as an artist.There really should be a BMI cap for cocaine, and this is White Boy Struggles With Modernity.Twitter:@cj_suite

Rising like an inbred phoenix from the ashes of a 2003 Honda Civic, CJ drives himself crazy dealing with Carvana, how that $2.99 fee from Uber Eats you all bitch about is because of technical real estate, and digs up a nice, painful memory of his Boomer Grandfather. CJ was almost t-boned by an F-150,  the only arousal Grandfather had in decades and this is White Boy Struggles with Modernity.https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth  Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-Stitcher Available on all platforms!

This week, CJ ruins a perfectly good date with his obsession with pop culture and painful awkwardness. But really, superheroes are the brunt of CJ's dissatisfaction, as well as Cheesecake Factory dumps and movies theatre prices, as passé as that is. Commissioner Gordon is making a Chipotle run and this is episode 13 of White Boy Struggles with Modernity. https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth  Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-Stitcher Available on all platforms!

This week, CJ takes it down a notch, trading Hobo Bucket shits for a fat man cornering you for 30 minutes telling you WHAT HE THINKS. If that's not enough to warrant calling security, CJ confronts child predator Rubeus Hagrid and why being special is a pain in the ass and why we shouldn't do it.  Tend your own garden and sh*t, and listen to episode twelve of White Boy Struggles with Modernity. Come join us on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZw  https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth  Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-Stitcher Available on all platforms!

This week, CJ discusses the struggle of finding good mental health and seizing the power of now to blow your girls back out. Jimmy graces us with further wisdom, then CJ breaks down the characteristics of after market cell phone stores. Also, the rappers on Tik Tok vex CJ further, but a man will walk among us, unnamed but a hero we deserve, just not one we can condone legally.JESUS MA, HE'S SHITTING IN A BUCKET, and this is episode 11 of White Boy Struggles with Modernity.Come join us on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZwhttps://www.wbswm.com/twitter: @cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsweettoothLike and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-StitcherAvailable on all platforms!

This week, CJ gathers us around to beat the dead horse that is Steven Seagal, all in an effort to prove that success and indifference go hand in hand.  Then CJ discusses why white people are so eager to be "hard and from the streets" and why malt liquor on public transport is perfectly reasonable. We also have a potential presidential candidate that has CJ really excited.Yeah?  Well those other podcasts are run by thieves and 'pedafires' and this is Ep.10 of White Boy Struggles with Modernity.Come join us on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZw  https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth  Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-Stitcher Available on all platforms!

CJ and Taki have COVID and there's someone we need to acknowledge is at fault. After CJ is done losing his mind (which considering how he got COVID is pretty understandable), we go to the Toks to explore COVID prevention measures, the latest Jake Paul challenger, and a not so subtle booty call. If you want you're back blown out and called all kinds of names, call me, we'll be there for you, on White Boy Struggles with Modernity.Come join us on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZw  https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth  Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-Stitcher Available on all platforms!

This week, we serve your pool heating solutions and take a moment to combat the Prince of Darkness himself.  CJ shows Taki Tik Toks on how to fix your braids, what the rural populace does in their downtime, and a super-neat party in a Subway. Also, we discuss a true renegade, a man who rebelled against the status quo and brought us some of the greatest television of all time.Come correct before waging war against Christendom, it's time for White Boy Struggles with Modernity.Website:https://www.wbswm.com/twitter: @cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsuitetoothLike and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-StitcherAvailable on all platforms!

Grief. Existential crises. Chili's. Join CJ and Taki as CJ screams about things he can't control and how that makes him feel inadequate. Also, how can anyone waste the minute time they have yelling at a waitress for doing their job? Is there some way this isn't a cosmic joke? You can find out this week.Maggie and Alice ride with the valkyries, and this is a heartbroken White Boy Struggles With Modernity.Our new website is up!! wbswm.comtwitter: cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsuitetooth

In this weeks episode, CJ takes a moment to remind Taki of the nature of the business. Funeral arrangements aside, CJ also regales us with recollections of his childhood and Brazzers porn. You don't need to write anything to be a writer here on White Boy Struggles With Modernity.twitter: cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsuitetooth

This week, Cj and Taki talk about violinists in wheelchairs, chokeholds, and what we do when we lose faith in our heroes. Relax, it's just a shitty theater and this is another episode of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. twitter: cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsuitetooth

This week, Cj opens a discussion on the withdrawal from Afghanistan, the finer points of office politics, and how death also means the death of a family. We're just fixin' to start calling people out, it's White Boy Struggles With Modernity.Twitter: @cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsuitetooth

It's episode three, and CJ finally takes responsibility for his lackluster work record, the dumpster fire that is Planet Fitness, and why being sick isn't romantic.Some call staying in bed for days and pissing in a Coke bottle depression, but we call it another episode of White Boy Struggles With Modernity.Video:https://twitter.com/StillSumAsshole?t=LAZRdDzxh6av4ctac_GiLw&s=09Follow on:Twitter:@cj_suiteInsta:@cjsweettoothTik Tok:@cjsuitetooth

CJ and Taki talk about sea fishing, the absurdity of friendships today, and whether or not two equally shitty people are willing to set aside their differences to control one person. Nobody tells us nothing and it's bullshit, but it is episode two of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Brian Wilson: @oldsupermanusa CJ SuiteTwitter: @cj_suiteInsta: @cjsweettoothTik Tok: @cjsuitetooth

In the introductory episode, CJ introduces his producer Taki, discusses integrity and economics, including the finer points of chinaware. Break out nana's china and pop a squat, it's the first episode of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Twitter:@cj_suiteInsta: cjsweettoothTik Tok: @csuitetooth