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In our experience, there are 2 kinds of shitty Riverdale episodes. One is the kind that's boring and painful to get through. The other is shitty in a way that generates utter chaos in the ensuing conversation and analysis. This Riverdale episode is the second kind of shitty Riverdale episode. Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Things are getting FIZZY in Riverdale! EVERYONE’S DOING DRUGS WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Jughead is looking into the murder of Baby Teeth (or Brandon Morris if you’re respectful!) and works with his dad to figure out why there was a matchbook from the Maple Club in throat? While going to interrogat Penelope, a customer starts foaming at the mouth! What is assumed to be an isolated incident turns into a reoccurring trend. Betty also STILL doesn’t trust Edgar, and she consults with her serial killer father to figure out how to make her mother not crazy (what a twist!). Meanwhile, Archie wants to honour Baby Teeth by fighting in a tournament against Elio, so he enlists Ron (Riverdale’s #1 predator) to help him show him what’s what! Also, Toni’s pissed at Betty, but she fucks so... It’s fine? Will FP and Jughead find two Fizzle Rocks junkies to fall in love? Will Betty make her mother not terrified of her? HOW DOES FANGS KNOW BABY TEETH?! No, LOL OF COURSE NOT, and I DUNNO?!?! As always, follow us on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/riverdalerd Twitter: https://twitter.com/RDriverdale Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/riverdalerudedudes/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/RDriverdale WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes ALSO, DOWNLOAD TVCO AND TUNE IN EVERY THURSDAY AT 8PM FOR OUR RIVERDALE WATCH PARTIES! You can also email us at RiverdaleRudeDudes@gmail.com
feat. guest: Rosalie It’s the final five eps of Season 3, y’all, and things are getting wild! We have a lot of reactions and feelings as FP and Jughead follow the trail of a bad batch of Fizzle Rocks, get excited at the prospect of a Toni-Betty team-up to take on the Farm, praise Lili Reinhart and Madchen Amick’s acting in those intense Betty/Alice bunker scenes, and have a lot of feelings about Archie’s big boxing match (another near-death experience!? come on, stop tryna kill Archie!) In ship news, we talk the need for Choni development and possible resurfacing Varchie feelings. And finally, we ponder: ‘what is a cult and what isn’t a cult?’, ‘are Alice and Chad fucking?’, ‘how are Cheryl and Alice seeing dead people?’, and many other questions about the Farm. *Thanks for your patience, y'all! We were already running behind on editing, as you know, then two-thirds of the way through editing 3x17, our audio program crashed & lost all our edits & we finally said ENOUGH! We had to download and learn a new program to edit, so we appreciate your patience. We diligently recorded each week throughout the last episodes of the season and are now editing and posting ‘em as fast as we can! Thanks for listening, loves!* As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast. RIP Luke Perry, love forever. ————————————————————————————— A message from Rebecca, who is taking a step back from the podcast for the foreseeable future: “I want to start off saying how much fun this experience has been for me and how I want to ultimately figure a way to be able to play a role again in the future. I am in grad school now and my program is just overwhelming me. I'm also just a person so sometimes life gets to me too. I want to be able to be the best podcast co-host to my dear friend Maria, and to those who listen! Right now, I just have to take some time for myself and focus on school. I will be back! Because I need to know who that damn Twiggy-Smalls is and I have too many bodysuits now for my own good! Thanks to Maria! Thanks to RAS! Thanks to Bughead! XOXO Rebecca.”
Join Reagan and Danielle as they review Season 3 Part 1 of Riverdale. Has Riverdale hit rock bottom or can we go lower? Twitter: @trashtalkpod Tumblr: trashtalkpod.tumblr.com Theme Music: Wednesday Night Flavor by Podington Bear
SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7 OF GAME OF THRONES (Sorry! My bad) Archie and the Great Bear Attack that Shouldn’t have Happened Archie is in a cabin the the woods working for the park ranger (WHERE IS HIS W2, and also WHY ISN’T FRED HERE?) and then after avoiding some strangers gets mauled by a bear (?!?!) and radios for help (WHILE GIVING NO REAL STATUS REPORT) tries to bandage himself and then passes out. Stop telling the dog everything is okay, it is not okay, the rescue workers arrive and Archie isn’t responding, and obviously he can’t be dead but that bitch isn’t super alive Betty’s Batshit House Guests All the kids are staying at Betty’s (so is Jughead) while they build a case against the Sisters and Hiram. Somehow the whole town is like broken inside because of the quarantine. This can’t just be the Fizzle Rocks. Can it? All the kids are fragile and the Nuns have taken a vow of silence. But wait, it turns out they are not connected to the Catholic church and haven’t been for like 60 years (REMINDER THAT THE CHURCH DOESN’T EVEN DEFROCK MOLESTERS SO THAT THE FUCK DID THESE BITCHES DO?) Also some weirdness about how foster care works. Also since when did Lawyer McCoy join the prosecution? Serpents are no longer Drug Dealers? Ft Cheryl and Toni’s Cat Burglary Jughead lays out the law, no more dealing drugs, no more commiting crimes. But Oops everyone’s favorite rushed plotline Toni and Cheryl have been breaking into people’s houses and stealing for the thrill of it as foreplay. Jughead offers to let Fangs back in if he goes in undercover to the Gargoyle Gang to get more info. Also FP is all “put me in coach!” and like, what? Also what? Veronica’s underground underground Club How does everyone afford these nice clothing all the time? Hiram wants the real amounts and also the egg stolen from him by Cheryl. Veronica goes to Jughead and offers him a job. FINALLY A REASON THE SERPENTS EXIST! Veronica smashes the egg and leaves a note for Hiram. Also Reggie and Veronica kissed and I give it 2 and a half stomach flips #spice JUGHEAD WHY DID YOU NOT REMOVE THE DUDE’S MASK? GIVE ME SOMETHING, LITERALLY ANYTHING
The Talk'lit Shoppe - Episode 10 We discuss five episodes of Riverdale Season 3: (The Midnight Club, The Great Escape, Manhunter, The Man In Black & Outbreak). We continue to obsess over the rules of Griffons and Gargoyles, as well as how Fizzle Rocks work. Plus, we learn the one thing that will make Nikki quit Riverdale forever. We're on Twitter
Find us at: iTunes Google Play Spotify Patreon It's a triptych of short stories for the Core Four this week on Riverdale, with The Walking Archie, Vegas Veronica and Betty Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. We learn some lessons from our intrepid teen friends as well. Don't be stupid, like Archie, who can't help but make the absolute dumbest decisions ever while Jughead learns new stuff about Fizzle Rocks and somehow keeps big dumb Archie alive. Don't be a criminal like Veronica, who really has to stop calling Hiram “daddy” all the time. And for the love of God, don't take drugs like Betty…I mean, Betty didn't want them either but HOO BOY those Fizzle Rocks are bad news. Good thing we're chilling in the Doghouse - hope the Scooby Gang gets back soon… Macintosh and Maud have a Patreon! You can sign up now at our $2/month level to get our Doghouse Drive-Thru every Friday after a new Riverdale episode! You can email us with feedback at macintoshandmaud@gmail.com, or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook. Also please subscribe, rate and review the show on your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well! Intro music taken from "Make Up" from the compilation album Kamelot by Distortions. Licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International license. To hear the song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at Jamendo.
What’s better than drowning your sorrows in a package of Fizzle Rocks? The Riverdale Recap that is! Kirsten and Mary have a lot to say about Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale. Topics include: rucksacks, Johnny Cash, the Kent Family Farm, drinking sugar water, teeth stuff, and our favorite new ship: Ethead. Go on a... Read more The post Riverdale – 3.7 The Man in Black appeared first on KowSkiCast.
Monica Posh rides again, with two more thrilling hours of "Riverdale" to enjoy! First, we reveal the identity of Archie's new bae from the landmark 700th issue of the original comic book, then we sink our Baby Teeth into episodes 4 and 5 of the third season, "The Midnight Club" and "The Great Escape." We've been waiting on this flashback episode to the parents' high school years for a long while, and the answers it would provide to the origins of Gryphons & Gargoyles. So pop a couple of Fizzle Rocks and listen in as Ka-Pow the Pop Cultured Podcast breaks it all down. Capisce? Length - 01:30:24 Language - PG-13. (Contains mild adult language.)
Our timelines have merged, and we're back with a recap of Chapter 39: The Midnight Club; written by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Dawn Wilkinson It's story time for Betty as Alice dishes on all her friends. Who was kissing who, who had the latest drugs, who could really rock a doublet, who murdered their principal, all that classic high school gossip. Swords & Serpents sheets: www.dropbox.com/sh/ssnw6uv8a26d9s…i9noLNCo0dma?dl=0 www.patreon.com/wolfsamurai
Broom closets, streaking, costumes – OH MY! Plug in your GameLad and pop in a few Fizzle Rocks for this week’s episode of The Riverdale Recap! Kirsten and Mary were sad to be gone for two weeks but are back and more giggly than ever for this wild and crazy flashback episode! Riverdale Recap Episodes... Read more The post Riverdale – 3.4 The Midnight Club appeared first on KowSkiCast.
Broom closets, streaking, costumes – OH MY! Plug in your GameLad and pop in a few Fizzle Rocks for this week’s episode of The Riverdale Recap! Kirsten and Mary were sad to be gone for two weeks but are back and more giggly than ever for this wild and crazy flashback episode! Riverdale Recap Episodes... Read more The post Riverdale – 3.4 The Midnight Club appeared first on KowSkiCast.
This week's episode is JAM PACKED with Riverdale?Sabrina goodness! First Sam and Ryan take Fizzle Rocks and proceed to geek out over this week's incredible Riverdale episode. Then we are joined by Broadway STAR and all around superhuman Andrew Keenan-Bolger to discuss the first few episodes of Sabrina. And if that was not enough, we wrap up the party with Elana Siegel who joins us to talk about the entire Sabrina season. Andrew Keenan-Bolger starts at 18:10Elana Siegel: 36:30