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This week Jack and David swear themselves to secrecy as the discover story of the world's most secret agents…the backups. Mission Rejected is created, produced and written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin and from The Porch Room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week Jack and David swear themselves to secrecy as the discover story of the world's most secret agents…the backups. Mission Rejected is created, produced and written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin and from The Porch Room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete BarryDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJackie Sherman as TatianaDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaDevin Plantamura as PebbleKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangePete Barry as JeevesLee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under licenseRecord Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons AttributionReciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionBottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionVent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionPolice Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons AttributionBlowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Eullabelle laments her youngest's entertainment habits during the quarantine This episode is not explicit. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin, written by John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents 'Ken Burns' ""Quarantine""' EULLABELLE: Dearest Ambrose, Our youngest torments me. While hardly lacking for toys or entertainment, he wishes only to watch interminable recordings of the unboxing of toys on... I shan't say the name of the website, for it has become a curse to mine ears. And the eggs... oh, the surprise eggs. Sanity lingers as a memory. Always, Eullabelle
Eullabelle replies to Ambrose with thoughts on scheduled grocery delivery This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin, Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. missionrejected.simplecast.com TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents: Ken Burns' 'Quarantine' EULLABELLE: Dearest Ambrose, Mister Webster has yet to dream up the words for my disgust. What is a five pm grocery delivery window, you ask? I had thought it self-descriptive, yet it is not the case. Mayhaps peapod will grace my door on the 'morrow. I consider myself no 'Karen', but the coming tweet will be most strongly worded. Always, Eullabelle
In this edition of Ken Burns Quarantine, Eullabelle replies to Ambrose about home schooling This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns 'Quarantine'. EULLABELLE: Dearest Ambrose, Had I wished to serve as an schoolmarm, I'd have endeavored to educate myself. I did not, yet here I stand, trying to calm a wee one who wishes not to color number animals, whilst explaining Shakespeare to the teen. Macbeth can suck it. The cabernet is my respite. Always, Eullabelle
Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast. John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns ‘Quarantine’ Dearest Eulabelle Hope fades with my battery meter. I cannot complete French, level 2 idioms, in the time allotted, and shall lose not only precious lingots, but my belov'd streak. The damn'd owl mocks me with his smile and premium content outfits. I despair. Yours, Ambrose ANNOUNCER: Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast.
John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns ‘Quarantine’ AMBROSE: Dearest Eulabelle The situation grows dire. Russian Doll and Stranger Things no longer content me. Only Jeff Dunham specials beckon. Curse the algorithm, and his moving lips. Send strength. Yours, Ambrose ANNOUNCER: Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast.
This week Jack and David swear themselves to secrecy as the discover story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. Mission Rejected! is created, produced and written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin and from The Porch Room!
This week Jack and David swear themselves to secrecy as the discover story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. Mission Rejected! is created, produced and written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin and from The Porch Room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. Dowgin. Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Ellie Mae SederstromAnne Coleman as OlgaJackie Sherman as TatianaJohnny Goodtimes as Oleg SokolovNatty Leach as Lt. Valerianand Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security GuyCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional recording by Karen Yang. Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons AttributionJacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionVintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCreak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionPlane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution